Voiceover: It’s a dark and windy night, and it’s a day of murder and arson. In Juliet's home, a love tragedy is about to take place.

(Music: "The Secret Garden" plays)

(Juliet holds white radish in hand): Ah, Romeo, why are you Romeo?

Servant: The lady has returned to her room!

(The steward and the servant stood aside, and the two maids pulled the cloth to send the young lady back to her room)

(Music "Bao Qingtian")

The steward has arrived! [The steward suddenly knelt down halfway and made a thinker's gesture. There is a fake man next to him, holding a sign with "General Manager" written on the front and "PIG" written on the back. Only the front is shown. Enter servants. ]

(All the followers lined up around the stage and returned to their original positions, Romeo stood up)

General Manager: All teams must assemble! Stand at attention and take a break! Look to the right!

(The servants turned to the left)

Butler: Huh? Why can't you even distinguish between left and right? How do you protect the safety of the young lady?

(The manager walks around)

Recently, there was a guy named Luo who had evil intentions towards our lady. We must be more vigilant and take stronger precautions.

General Manager: Listen to my order: a small team, go check the kitchen!

Small team: Cha! (Performing Qing Dynasty etiquette)

General manager: Team 2, go check the toilet!

Team 2: Yes, sir! (Military salute)

General manager: Team three, go check the dog hole!

Team 3: Hi! (Bow, 90 degrees)

Servants: What about you?

General Manager: As a general manager, I should always be on guard in the most dangerous places!

(Servants are confused): Huh?

Steward: Miss. . Boudoir. Fang~ (After speaking, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly)

Team 3: (Qiu) Bah!

General Manager: Go quickly! (Team Three exits in a hurry)

General Manager: Hey, is there an assassin? (Make a hiding position, Romeo sneaks up)

(Billie Jean sounds, Romeo immediately stands upright and dances MJ dance. About 10 seconds)

(The music stops, the manager appears): STOP ! I give you a thumbs up, you are so bold and unruly, how dare you run wild on my territory! what is yours name?

Romeo: The cool wind is blowing, the autumn moon is boundless, and I miss the pig as if the days are like years.

(The manager intervenes): Oh~ I know, you are the underwear thief known as the "Jade-faced Flying Insect" (Romeo half-squats, spreading his wings quickly), who wants to kill all the girls in Furen. —Romeo

(Romeo took a few steps back in surprise): Did you make a mistake? With makeup like this, do you recognize it? Who are you?

(The manager is proud): You don’t even recognize me? I am the "big manager of the pig family" who is loved by everyone, is a psychopath, is polite to many people, and owes a lot of debt! The brothers on the road all call me by my English name: Brother Pi! (Turns around, revealing "PIG" from behind)

(Romeo takes a step back): Huh? pig?

Steward: It seems that you are here for our young lady. As long as I am here, you can’t even think of succeeding!

(Romeo laughs): Come here

("A Man Should Be Strong" sounds, the two of them look at each other in preparation for a fight, and circle the stage twice.)< /p>

(The two suddenly stopped walking and the music stopped)

(The two played guessing games together): Two little bees, flying among the flowers. Fly (papa) Fly (papa)

(The steward was slapped by Romeo in the end, and left the field spinning with open hands)

(The steward was half-crying): For the sake of the lady , it is worth sacrificing everything, just wait for me.

(Romeo laughs wildly, then the steward brings up a servant)

(The steward hides behind the servant and points at Romeo): It’s him!

Romeo: Hey, this man looks familiar. Have you seen him somewhere?

("Sweet Honey" plays and the three of them dance together)

(The music stops and the three of them separate)

Attendant: Yes, I am Saddam ~~~~~’s younger brother, Pig Dam.

(The steward raised the hands of the attendants): This is the master, master, master, master of our Zhu family, don’t be afraid!

Romeo: Hahaha, have you forgotten that I am from the Chrysanthemum Sect?

Romeo: Let’s see!

(The war drums sounded, and the two people turned to each other)

(The music stopped, Romeo suddenly hugged the guard in front of him, with his back to the audience)

("Six Meridians Divine Sword: True Chrysanthemum Broken" sounds)

(The music stops, the attendant leaves the scene enduring severe pain)

Butler: Pig Dam, what's wrong with you? Romeo! You are so despicable, Team 3, come on!

(Guard A brings great wealth and has a Chongqing accent:) Haha, if there is a road to heaven, you will not take it. If there is no door to hell, you will go to hell. Today, I will call the beast to destroy you on behalf of you. Prosperous wealth!

(Romeo pretended to be bitten by a dog and lay on the ground)

(Prelude to "Falling Leaves Return to Their Roots")

Romeo: I didn't expect that there are such masters in the Pig family. , I had to resort to a trick.

(The music stops and "War Drum Music" sounds)

Romeo: The ultimate secret of Luo's killer!

Guard A: Ah, could this posture be the Shaolin secret technique that has been lost for many years - the weasel wagging its tail?

Romeo: That’s right, yeah~~~ (Turn around twice, with your butt facing Guard A)

(The music stops and "Fart Sound" sounds)

Guard A: Oh my god~~ah (leaving with Wangcai)

(A camouflage uniform gave Romeo a hard slap on the butt, and Romeo fell to the ground.)

Camouflage uniform: That one, drag this one away (Romeo screamed and was tied up with a rope)

Camouflage uniform: Hey, it’s done

(Zhu Mu and maidservant appeared as models)

Mother Zhu: As long as you can identify my daughter among several masked women, I will spare your life!

(Neither of the two. The third one recognized it)

("Today You Will Marry Me Pure Music" played)

Romeo: ( Breaking free) Juliet, is it really you?

Juliet: (nods affectionately)

(The two hold hands, look at each other affectionately, and spin around a few times)

Luo: oh, dear Juliet , I haven’t seen you for a few days. Why have you gained weight?

Zhu: Humph! (Turns around and leaves)

Luo: Dear Juliet, don’t leave. In fact, I just want to say one thing to you this time (Juliet looks back affectionately)~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~When will you pay back the fifty cents you owe me? (Crying bitterly. Being dragged away by the servant, shouting "pay back the money!" as he walked)

(Music stopped)