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"Encounter on the Road"

Wang Shengming

Time: A dusk in late summer and early autumn.

Location: Next to a high-grade highway.

Characters: Wang Dazhuang, male, in his thirties, looks like a boss

Qi Xiaodan, female, in his twenties, Wang's girlfriend.

Big Wrench, male, forty years old, a farmer near the highway.

Little Wanzi, male, twelve or thirteen years old, the son of Big Wanzi.

[Curtain rise: There is a road sign on the stage that says "Fifteen kilometers away from Kaoshantun". There is a triangle parking

sign next to the stage. The sound of wind, the sound of car horns, and the sound of speeding cars are intertwined. Qi Xiaodan and Wang Dazhong stopped the car loudly.

Wang Dazhuang: Hey, stop the car! parking! ------Our tire is punctured-----Borrow a wrench to change the tire----Stop the car! !

Qi Xiaodan: Okay, stop shouting. I think people won’t stop even if you shout loudly.

Wang Dazhuang: Cough! Why are people like this nowadays? There were so many cars and not a single one stopped.

Qi Xiaodan: I won’t stop if you ask me. Look at your image, you don't look like a good person. What you know is that you think that the fat cat has changed his career to become a robber! Who dares to stop for you? You can't cut a car like you do.

Wang Dazhuang: What do you think?

Qi Xiaodan: Just stand and look at me.

Wang Dazhuang: OK. It's up to you.

Qi Xiaodan: (Take out the silk scarf from the bag and wave it, twisting around the waist) (Tenderly) Cough, brother, please stop! Hey, handsome boy!

Stop! Hello! Uncle, would you please stand for a moment? Hey, grandpa, can you help me? (Cover your nose with your hands, -------

Wang Dazhuang: Bah! People like you won't stop. Is there anyone who shouts like that? (Learn) "Brother, stop!" I knew you were borrowing the wrench, but I thought you were a target of the anti-pornography campaign!

Qi Xiaodan: Go!

Wang Dazhuang: Look, let’s do it! There's no point in shouting. Now that Lei Feng is gone, it's no longer possible to get people to stop and be serious.

I'm willing to go all out, (takes out a hundred yuan from his pocket and shakes it) Stop the car----Stop the car. ----It’s 100 yuan to borrow a wrench (the sound of a car passing by)-

Qi Xiaodan: One hundred more!

Wang Dazhuang: (Again. Take one hundred yuan) Stop the car! Two hundred! (The sound of cars passing by)

These people add 50 more.

Wang Dazhuang: (Again. Take out fifty) Stop! Stop! It’s two hundred and five --- (sound of cars passing by)

Qi Xiaodan: I think you are two hundred and five, take out all the money in your pocket !

Wang Dazhuang: (Take out a wad of money) Stop the car-----We will give you the money--(Chase behind the scenes) Stop the car----Hey! (Dejected< /p>

Come back) Okay, okay.

Qi Xiaodan: Is there anyone who can help?

Wang Dazhuang: Look at those cars. I can run faster with money.

Qi Xiaodan: What should you shout?

Wang Dazhuang: I was using money to draw, and a big truck came from the opposite side. It's time for the wind to blow up. All the more than a thousand yuan in my hand was blown away by the wind.

Qi Xiaodan: Huh? ? Why don’t you chase me?

Wang Dazhuang: The wind is so strong, it’s all blown up to the sky, can I catch it?

What else can you do? I won't be happy if I live with a loser like you for the rest of my life. This time, the car is broken and the money is gone. You-----

Wang Dazhuang: You still have the nerve to blame me. I said I wouldn’t come, but you insist on coming. You said the hotel in front of that hotel doesn’t have anything delicious?

But what did you say: I’m tired of eating big fish and meat. I can’t swallow the seafood anymore, so I went to the suburbs to eat some wild vegetables.

That’s what suits you best. This time, the car broke down on the way, and it’s all your fault!

Qi Xiaodan! : Blame me? You don’t even know how to bring a tire wrench when you drive. It’s really embarrassing for the driver.

Wang Dazhuang: Didn’t your brother borrow it? If he had returned the wrench to me earlier, would this have happened?

Qi Xiaodan: It’s over, let’s leave this wrench here today.

Wang Dazhuang: (Looking up to the sky and sighing) Wrench! Wrench! Where are you!

[On the small wrench.

Little wrench; uncle, what did you ask me to do?

Wang Dazhuang, who called you? My name is Wanzi.

Little Wanzi: Uncle, my name is Wanzi, my grandfather is called Lao Wanzi, my father is called Da Wanzi, and I am called Xiao Wanzi.

Others say that our family is a united and enterprising team.

[On the big wrench.

Big Wanwan: Wanwan, what are you doing there?

Little Wrench: This is my dad, Big Wrench.

Big Wrench: Go ahead and stop talking nonsense. This is what happened. Big brother, our family name is Ban, and everyone in the village calls us that. I

said, you two are from the city, right?

Wang Dazhuang: Yes, yes. In the city, in the city.

Big Wrench: If you say that you city people are educated and know how to live, you are saying that this idle guy is not sleeping well at home and running around in the wilderness

Coming to the wild to feed mosquitoes? interesting. Are you planning to spend the night on the roadside here?

Qi Xiaodan: Don’t make sarcastic remarks here. If the tire hadn’t been flat, we wouldn’t have had the time to stay here.

Big Wrench: Oh, the car is broken, oh, such a good car is broken, what, the tie is broken, um, the arms are drooped, the horse stumbles

Can't walk, No, what about that, big girl, don’t you have a second child?

Wang Dazhuang: What, a second child? We haven't even thought about the first child yet, so where can we get the second child?

Big Wrench: Haha, no, I mean you don’t have a second tire? , Haha, you are really good at thinking nonsense.

Wang Dazhuang: That’s called a spare tire. What’s the second child?

Qi Xiaodan: We already have that, but we can’t change it without a wrench.

Wang Dazhuang: I wanted to stop the car and ask them to help, but none of these drivers stopped.

Qi Xiaodan: Cough! There are really no good people now.

Big Wrench: Big sister, you can’t say that. Isn't it just that I'm missing a wrench? Well, son, go back to the village quickly. Lao Zhao's family has a motorcycle, so he must have a wrench. Go get his wrench.

Little Wrench: (hesitating) Dad, that money-----?

Big Wrench: Just go ahead and finish talking to them.

Small board; OK!

[Little Wrench ran down.

Qi Xiaodan: (whispering) Da Zhuang, did you hear that? He gave us the wrench and it was not in vain. He wants us to ask for money! All our money was blown away by the wind, and we have no more money.

Wang Dazhuang: Don’t worry about it for now. Let’s wait until they get the wrench.

Big Wrench: Don’t worry, our village is only five miles away, Wrench will be here in a moment.

Wang Dazhuang: Brother, what are you doing in this dark sky?

Big Wrench: What are you doing? Make money.

Wang Dazhuang: You just earn this money.

Big Wrench: These days, you have to earn any money, (takes cigarettes from his pocket and gives one to Wang Dazhuang), come on, brother, smoke, rural people

, I don’t have any good cigarettes, I just need a cigarette.

Wang Dazhuang: (takes the cigarette), thank you-----

Qi Xiaodan: (pulls Wang Dazhuang, whispering) You tiger, you dare to smoke a cigarette from anyone. Ah, what if there is something in the smoke? (To the big wrench) Thank you, brother, he doesn’t know how to smoke. Thank you, he doesn’t know how.

Big Wrench: There are too few people in your city who don’t know how to smoke. If you don’t smoke and drink, wouldn’t your life be in vain? What's the use of earning so much money and keeping it?

Qi Xiaodan: What, his life is not in vain, he can drink some wine.

Big Wrench: Wine, easy to say, carry it with you. Come on (take out the flask from your clothes), authentic grain wine, not like the pure fake wine you drink in the city

, what’s the name of a dog? Do you think that dog can make good wine?

Wang Dazhuang: Brother, that’s not called Goudui, it’s called blending.

Big Wrench: I know, I think those who make counterfeit wine are worse than dogs. Anyway, they are not as affordable as our grain wine. Let’s take a sip. It’s getting cold.

Warm yourself up. It's good to be confused. Come on, big girl, take a bite too.

Wang Dazhuang: Then I'm not polite, come on,,,,,

Qi Xiaodan: (whispering) I said you are a tiger, you are really a tiger. Did you see that without him let us two They both drink, obviously trying to knock us both down,

Can’t you tell this? I think there must be something wrong with that wine (to Big Wrench) So what, brother, he is not allowed to drink while driving. I won’t drink because of my heart condition. You can enjoy it yourself.

Big Wrench: It’s a gift to give in. If you don’t want to drink it, I’ll save it for tomorrow.

Qi Xiaodan: Did you see it? It’s so confusing.

[The little wrench hand limped on with a wrench.

Little Wrench: Dad, the wrench is here.

Wang Dazhuang: Yes, that’s it.

[Hold the wrench and rush down.

Big Wrench: Hey, why is your leg lame?

Little Wrench: We dug a ditch to bury the cable at the entrance of the village. It was dark and I didn’t see it. I just ran back in a hurry and fell into the ditch

.

Qi Xiaodan: Are you okay?

Little Wrench: It’s okay.

Big wrench: Knead quickly.

[Wang Dazhuang enters.

Wang Dazhuang: This wrench is the wrong model. The screw cannot be tightened.

Big Wrench: What’s wrong?

Wang Dazhuang: This wrench is No. 19, and my tires must be No. 20.

Little Wrench: Dad, this is the only wrench in Lao Zhao’s family.

Qi Xiaodan: It seems like I have to stay here all night.

Big Wrench: Hey, I remembered it. Da Shuanzi’s family in Houtun repaired cars on the roadside a few years ago. His family must have a No. 20 wrench.

You guys wait here, I’ll look for you.

Little Wrench: Dad, I’m going too.

Big Wrench: No, we are seven or eight miles away from Houtun. Just wait here. I'll be back in a moment.

Little Wrench: Hey.

[Down with the big wrench. Qi Xiaodan and Wang Dazhuang looked at the back of Da Wanzi in confusion.

Wang Dazhuang: Little Wanzi, come and sit down.

Qi Xiaodan: How old are you this year?

Little Wrench: Twelve.

Wang Dazhuang: Have you gone to school?

Small wrench: on.

Qi Xiaodan: What grade are you in?

Little Wrench: Second grade.

Wang Dazhuang: Twelve just entered the second grade?

Little Wrench: Our family is poor. If we have money, we will let me go to school for a few days. If we have no money, we will not let me go to school.

Qi Xiaodan: What are you doing with your father so late?

Little Wrench: Now we have to pay tuition again. Dad said that the family has no money and asked me to go up the mountain with him to pick some wild vegetables in exchange for some money. Dad and I will go

Dad I just came back from picking wild vegetables in the mountains.

Qi Xiaodan: How much money can you make by picking wild vegetables?

Small wrench: only a few dollars a day. But there are more today.

Wang Dazhuang: How many?

Little Wrench: When my father and I were walking back, we suddenly found a lot of money scraped from the sky. We picked and picked along the ditch and found

more than a thousand yuan. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for money picking.

Wang Dazhuang: Then you will get rich.

Little Wrench: But my father said that someone must have lost the money accidentally. We can’t take it. We have to pay it back when we find the person who lost the money.

Qi Xiaodan: This money was blown away by the wind when we stopped the car just now.

Little Wrench: Really?

[On the big wrench.

Big wrench: The wrench is here.

Wang Dazhuang: Let me see, it’s right this time.

Big Wrench: Come on, I'll put on the tire with you.

Little Wrench: I’ll go too.

[Three people exit. A voice came from behind the scenes: Higher, higher! well-----.

Qi Xiaodan: (Looking behind the scenes and thinking deeply) -------

[Enter three people.

Wang Dazhuang: Just such a small wrench can solve the problem.

Big Wrench: Oh, look: this is what we call, fishermen can’t do without a net, farmers can’t do without a hoe, and a house can’t be done without a wife

No, you just have The windlass cannot be used without a wrench.

Qi Xiaodan: It was repaired so quickly,

Big Wrench: Isn’t it quick if you have something to do?

Wang Dazhuang: Thanks to this big brother. Without him, we might not be where we are today. Brother, you have been tired for a long time, how much reward should I give you?

Big Wrench: What’s the reward? What's the point of doing this little favor? It should. Don't think too much about it.

Qi Xiaodan: Thank you very much.

Big Wrench: Are you not afraid this time? You are still afraid that my wine is poisonous. There is something in the cigarette. I think you city people are just good people.

You eat too much and don’t believe anyone anymore. I tell you, people still have true feelings.

Qi Xiaodan: I------

Little Wanzi: Dad, the money we picked just now was lost by them.

Big Wrench: Really? That's just right, I'll give it back to you. I also know that you also lost this money. We are here to see who lost this much money. Come on, son, return the money to others.

Qi Xiaodan: Brother, we don’t want this money anymore. Let’s keep it for our children’s tuition. It can also be considered as remuneration for repairing their cars.

Big Wrench: I really don’t understand you city dwellers. Although we are poor, we can’t take any money that is not ours.

Wang Dazhuang: Brother, no. , you must take this money, otherwise we will feel uncomfortable.

Big Wrench: You need money for a little help. This is not what we farmers do. Yes, you city people have no worries about food and clothing in recent years, and

all Now that we live in high-rise buildings, relationships between people are basically communicated through money, and moral feelings have been thrown out of the window. You city dwellers don't understand. Go, son. Let's go home.

[Both of them exit. "Love Devotion" music starts. Qi Xiaodan and Wang Dazhuang looked at the backs of Big Wrench and Little Wrench, with tears of excitement flashing in their eyes.