"Go Left, Go Right" is adapted from a funny script

Characters: Mickey Mouse, Little Swallow (slightly fatter), landlady, landlady, librarian, Park security guards, old ladies, passers-by, etc.

Scene 1: Park

It was a bright afternoon. The hot sun was shining in the park. There was no wind. All the people visiting the park hid in the shade. Only two people sat there. on both sides of the pool.

Mickey Mouse: (playing the harmonica affectionately and very unpleasantly, scaring the passers-by away. Suddenly, he was hit on the head by a sandal. Angry, he used Wangwang Little Crisp The tone of the advertising slogan) "Oops! Who is it?" (Looking back)

Little Yanzi: (putting hands on hips) "What's wrong with hitting you? It's a hot day, why are you blowing! Are you annoying!" ”

The two came face to face, glared at each other but found that each was holding a comic book "Go Left, Go Right" in their hands.

M: (surprised, affectionate, slightly melancholy) "You also like this book?"

小: (shy) "Yeah! I thought I was the only one who Reading this kind of outdated book!”

Mi: “No! Look! (I only see passers-by, aunts and uncles enjoying the cool air, people on bicycles, people in cars, sanitation workers, people in trolleys) Every baby has this book in his hand! Even the little dog has one tied to his body!) I think it’s because of the discount!”

(Little Swallow fell to the ground and got up again.)

Little: "Nothing, nothing, accident, accident!"

Mi: (affectionately) "I remember this was the second time in my life that I was hit with a sandal!"

Little: (also affectionate) "I remember this is the second time in my life that I hit someone with a sandal!"

Two people: (simultaneously) "The last time was ten years ago! ”

Recalling the same park and the same thing ten years ago, a little boy was hit by a little girl with a sandal. The reason was also because the boy’s harmonica played badly.

Mi: (Surprised, can’t believe it) “You! Are you? It’s Little Swallow?”

Small: (Similarly surprised, suspicious) “You are, you are Mickey Mouse ?”

Quickly walked forward, Mickey Mouse made a hug gesture, and both of them looked expectantly. Suddenly, the little swallow turned around, and Mickey Mouse hugged Kong.

Xiao: (affectionately) "I hate it! She is a stable girl!"

Mi: (talking to herself) "I can tell, she is stable and steady enough. "

(Referring to the book in his hand) "I think I look very much like the male protagonist in the book!"

Xiao: "I think so too. You are like the heroine, who is engaged in literary work?"

Mi: (happy) "Are you also a translator?"

Xiao: (shy) "No, I am a newspaper publisher. The publisher!"

(This time it was Mickey Mouse who fell to the ground and got up again.)

M: "Nothing, nothing, accident, accident!" >

It’s been ten years! You’ve changed!”

Little: (Happy) “But you still haven’t changed, and the harmonica still sounds so bad!”

M: (embarrassed) "Yes, I'm afraid you won't be able to find me if I play well!"

The two of them recalled their childhood scenes while playing bumper cars, and both found the feeling of childhood. , spent a happy afternoon. When they were tired of playing, they sat on the grass.

Both people: (Ask each other at the same time) "Where do you usually like to go?"

Two people: (Look at each other and smile, then answer at the same time) "I like to go to the park ( Surprise, looking at each other)! Library (the surprise is getting stronger)! Cafe (can’t believe the tacit understanding between the two parties)!"

Suddenly, both of them turned from laughter to fear. . Because both of them saw their landlord from the opposite side when they looked at each other.

The male landlord holds a stick in his hand and is Mickey Mouse's landlord; the female landlord holds a rope in her hand and is Little Swallow's landlord. And they all showed a proud and fierce expression.

Mi: (anxious) "Oh no, my landlord is coming after me!"

Little: "My landlord is here too!"

Two people They all took out paper and pen and wrote down their QQ numbers.

Mi: "This is my QQ number, please contact me again!"

Xiao: "This is mine, okay, please contact me again!"

The two ran away in a hurry, one to the left and the other to the right.

While running, the note was blown away by the wind. First, it was stepped on hard, then crushed, then run over by a bicycle, and then swept away by sanitation workers. . In the end, Mickey Mouse's note fell into the mud and was completely unrecognizable; while Little Swallow's note had a large piece of chewing gum stuck on it. When the chewing gum was torn off, the paper tore, making it unrecognizable!

Two people: (distraught) "Oh my god! Why is my life so miserable!"