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Pan Changjiang's sketch

Putting love through to the end: I have been in love with this guy online for a year. Online he calls me Xiao Longnu and I call him Yang Guo. Today is our first date here. Our secret code is very romantic." "Do you want to go to Peach Blossom Island?" It's almost time for him to come. Pan: Friends, I'm so happy today. Miss, do you want to go to Peach Blossom Island? Miss, do you want to go to Peach Blossom Island? Little aunt, you don't want to go to Peach Blossom Island, okay? Hey, it must be her knocking Miss you~~~~~~~~Jin: You~~~~~~~~~Kugou Music, the music is you and Kupan: Hey, I didn’t expect to meet you here. Jin: I, I I didn’t expect you to scare me when I met you now. Pan: Really? You seem to be prettier than before. Kugou Music, I heard you and Kujin: Is it true? It’s been more than a year since I divorced you. I’m in a good mood. You're naturally good-looking when you're married. You seem to be taller than you were then. Pan: That's for sure. Since I divorced you, my back has straightened up. I can do whatever I want. Maybe I can catch up with Yao Ming in two years: Oops dog! Pan: Who are you scolding? Jin: Oops, I didn’t scold you, I said that puppy behind you. Pan: Oh, Jin: Oops, this dog is so ugly. Pan: Do you like it? Jin: I like it. Pan: I like Minger. I’ll buy you another one. Jin: Give this to me. Oh hahaha. This dog looks too much like you. Hahaha. No, I mean you look too much like a dog. Hahaha. No, I said it wrong. I meant it. You look like a human, you look like a dog. Pan: Can you change the topic? Jin: OK, change the topic. Change the topic. Sorry, you are here today. Pan: Cough! The date is not with you. Jin: I know it’s not with my boyfriend, right? Pan: Who are you looking down on? Girl Jin: Oh, the girl you are dating must be quite pretty, right? Pan: To be honest, she is not as good looking as you. Jin: I told you a long time ago that it depends on your own conditions. It’s not easy to find someone who is taller and prettier than me. Pan: That’s not the main thing. The main thing is that she’s too old. Jin: How old is she? Pan: She’s 18 this year. Jin: This girl is too unattractive. Pan: What are you talking about? Jin: Let me tell you this~~ Is this your first date with a girl? Pan: Yes, it’s your first time. Jin: I said this is your first date with a lesbian. How could you be free? With both hands here, the atmosphere is so awkward. You have to prepare some small gifts or something. Pan: I have prepared it. Jin: Where is it? Pan: It is with you. Jin: I said you prepared it for her. What are you doing for me? Pan: It’s not what I gave you, it’s what you stole. Jin: I said why am I so angry? {Hit the puppy} Pan: Hey! Who are you beating? Jin: Beat the dog. Hey, you don’t want to know why I’m here? Then I am. Let me tell you, I'm here for a date too. Pan: Good thing. Jin: Don't you want to know who I'm dating? Pan: Don't want to. Jin: Hehe. I'm jealous. Pan: I'm not jealous. Jin: I'm angry. Pan; I'm not angry. Jin: You must be angry. Pan. : You're definitely not angry at Jin; stop pretending that I don't know you yet. You must especially want to know who I'm dating. It doesn't matter, I can tell you Pan; tell me who to date. Jin: Come here~~~~~~~~Forget it Pan: How can she still be so virtuous? Jin: Guoer, are you here? Pan: Longer, I met my ex-wife. Jin: Oh, Guoer, I also met my ex-husband. Pan: Is Longer in trouble? Jin: Trouble. Not that I just don’t want to see him. Pan: Me too. What I want to see the most is you. Jin: Then let’s go on a date somewhere else. Pan: Okay. I’ll sit outside on a red bar chair and wait for you. Jin: Okay. See you there~~~~~~~~Pan: Yeah~~~~~~~~~~ Red bar chair Red bar chair Kugou music, the music sounds like you and Kujin: Hey, who asked you to sit here? Hurry up Get up Pan: Why can't I sit on this gold: If you don't want to sit on someone else's seat, others can't sit on it Pan: Is there a first come, first served? Gold: I order you to get up Pan: We are divorced, why should I still listen to your gold: You can't afford it. Pan: You can't afford it. Jin: You can't afford it. Pan: You can't afford it. Jin: Oops~~~~~~~~~ Pan: What's wrong? My stomach hurts again. Jin: Oops, it hurts me to death. Pan: I've got some medicine. Jin: I didn’t bring you. Pan: Come quickly, sit down and rest. Jin: If I don’t sit down, you’ll be the one to sit down first. Pan: Oops, what’s the difference between you and me at this juncture? Come quickly, sit down and rest. Jin: Can I sit down? Pan: Sit down quickly. Slow down. What's going on? Jin: You said you won't listen to me? Pan: The divorce is right. You can't afford it. Jin: I can't afford it. Pan: You can't afford it. Jin: I can't afford it. Pan: Oh my mom. Oh, my head hurts, oh my god, my head hurts so much. Jin: Just finished. Pan: I can smoke the chair if you don’t want to get up. Jin: I can’t even afford to smoke~~~

~~~~~Pan: Shhh! Why are you keeping your voice down? Public *** occasion fund: Yeah, yeah, yeah~~~~~~~~~~Pan: Sister, I am convinced, I don’t understand? Why do you always want to rob me for things? Jin: What are I robbing you for? Pan: Let’s not talk about it now. Before the divorce, I watch TV every night. Are you trying to rob me for the channel? Jin: I don’t like watching cartoons. Pan: What do you mean? My IQ is low. Jin: You ask your friends to talk about how high your IQ can be for a man like you who hugs TV and watches Teletubbies every day. Pan: Na Na Jin; Na Na Na Pan: Then let’s not talk about this, just talk about me. This person usually likes to sit on the sofa the most, but you won't let me sit on the sofa. You let me sit on that hard stool. What do you mean? Jin: Why don't you sit on the sofa? You are very energetic. As soon as your butt touches the sofa, you will fall asleep. When no one talks to me, I feel special and lonely. When I feel lonely, I feel life is boring!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pan: So you don’t let me sit on the sofa. Why didn't I think of this?!!! Jin: Hey, don't cry. Don't cry. Pan: Don't persuade me. I regret it too much. Jin: I regret it too late. Don't cry. Pan: It would be great if time could be turned back. Jin :I don’t care anymore. Don’t cry. Be obedient. Pan: It feels so good to sit on the chair. Jin: My liar friends, how can I still believe what she says? No wonder that sentence is so clear that I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe it. This man has such a bad mouth. Pan: I really regret my bad mouth. Why did I marry such a beautiful female ghost like you? Jin: Who is a female ghost? Pan: You Jin: You Pan: You Jin: You, you hug me Come on, don’t smash your feet. Let the comrades see that you are considered a man. Pan: Why am I not considered a man? Friends ask me if I am a man. Thank you! The eyes of the people are bright gold: My ex-husband has been pestering me. I'm so dizzy. Pan: Long'er, my ex-wife seems to be more wild than before. Breaking down. Jin: Guo'er, tell her that if a woman doesn't understand gentleness, she won't be truly happy. She's so pitiful. Pan: You also tell him that if a man doesn’t understand tolerance, he will never find love. It’s so sad. But what should we do? Jin: Don’t worry, please show the same tolerance as you did to me. Can you please persuade her? Pan: Okay. You can also communicate with him with the same tenderness you treat me. Jin: Yeah, come on. Pan: Well, come on. Jin: Well, come on. Pan: Well, come on. Mmmmmmmmm~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah! Pan: Tolerant and tolerant Gold: Gentle and gentle Pan: A face with a relatively broad face Gold: Woman You have to be gentle Pan; hehehehe {laughing evilly} Jin: Hehehehe Pan: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the voice I spoke just now was too excited, the voice was a bit high, I didn't scare you, right? Jin: No, I was a little out of control just now. Sorry, Pan: It's okay, it's okay. Please sit down. Jin: I won’t sit down. You sit down. Jin: I won’t sit down. Pan: You sit down. Jin: Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? You Pan: Not a lesbian. Standing in high heels is tiring Sit down if your feet hurt. Jin: Okay, what about you? Pan: I'm squatting~~~ Then I'll stand. Hey, you said that although we are divorced, we are still good friends after all, right? Jin: Of course, of course we are good friends. Pan: It’s a good friend but not a gold: It’s a good friend Pan: Hey, just admit that we are a good friend. As a good friend, I have to tell you from the bottom of my heart. If you fall in love again, you must change your bad habits in the past. :I don't accept your opinion, but it's easy for people to forgive themselves and hard to forgive others. Your previous virtues were just a picture, and other women can't live with you. You have to change it. Pan: I have a good heart. Jin: I have a good heart too. Ah Pan: Then what do you say~~ I say Jin: Don’t tell me you’re coming, just listen to me. You’re going to let the lesbians sitting here comment on which lesbians like a grown man. I’m off to work, in the living room and in the kitchen, going back and forth on a business matter. No one likes you. Pan: Wasn’t it you who forced me to do nothing? Jin: What did I force you to do? Pan: Later, I listened to you and went out to start a career and do business. From then on, it didn’t start messing around. Is it like talking on the phone? Make a call every half hour. Make a call every half hour. Make a call every half hour. I brought three fast batteries to give you a call. They ran out of power. In the end, if you can’t find me, call the police and ask the police to arrest me. Jin: Aren’t I afraid that something will happen to you? Pan: What can happen to me like this? I want to get into trouble. Who would want to get into trouble with me? Jin: You finally said what’s in your heart. You just want to get into trouble.

Pan: This is a metaphor for gays. Jin: A metaphor is also about wanting to cause trouble. Pan: Are you going to let others live? Jin: Why don’t I let you live? Pan: Fortunately, I was smart and didn’t listen to you. I had to listen to you so that I could be here today. This achievement gold: You are wrong. It is precisely because of my strict requirements on you that you are what you are today. Have you never heard of another famous saying? Behind a successful man, there is always a woman. Pan: Then you know that behind a successful woman, there is a woman. What's Jin: What's Pan: There's a group of men standing there Jin: It's not her who's standing with a group of men, it's that group~~~ Bah! Pan: Oh my god, you're just scolding people, okay, I can't communicate with you. If you don’t have the same language, please go to Pan: If you have the same language, go to Pan: Yes, I’ll go to my dear little dragon girl. Go to Jin: Wait a minute. Pan: What’s going on? Jin: Who do you think you’re going to go to? Pan: Look. How about my dear little dragon girl? The name is nice. The code is very romantic. Tell you, it’s okay. Do you want to go to Peach Blossom Island? Is it romantic? No. Do you want to go to Peach Blossom Island? It’s so romantic. Jin: Wait, do you really think your little dragon girl is so good? Pan : Anyway, she is much gentler than you. Jin: Maybe when you see her, you will find that she is just like me. Pan; How is it possible? I definitely don’t want her like you.~~~~~~~ What’s wrong~~~~~~ ~~~Jin:~~~~~Goodbye~~~~~~~~Pan: Dear Little Dragon Girl, I don’t know why my heart is so messed up at this moment. Please cancel our date. My ex-wife seems to be very sad. ~~~~~ Well, Xiao Longnu, are you there? Well, are you there? Well, are you there? Well, Jin: Do you really still care about your ex-wife so much] Pan: Yes, we once loved each other after all. Are you angry? Well, Jin: No. I think you are actually a very cute man. Pan: Thank you. Jin: By the way, let’s go on a date at another time. Pan: Okay. I’ll put the new connection code in the pet dog I gave you. Jin: By the way, you can. Do you want to go out like Yang Daxia? Pan: Yang Daxia, no problem~~~~~~~~ Oh, where should I put it? Right, put it here. You haven’t left yet. I have to go. Do you need me? I’ll stay with you for a while. Jin: No need. I've already met him. Pan: Oh, we've met. That's good. I put it here. It's not for you. It's wrong. You have to walk out like Yang Daxia. Goodbye, Yang Daxia!