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Funny Valentine’s Messages

1. Fold a paper boat and carry my deepest thoughts and blessings. With the pouring moonlight, it will come close to your window sill and stop at your pillow... I wish you happiness. I don’t care about loneliness. I am satisfied if you are happy, Happy Valentine’s Day!

2. Giving you flowers is not worthy of your beauty; giving you chocolates is not worthy of your sweetness; giving you red beans is not worthy of my lovesickness; giving you a world is not worthy of my love. Your love; I can only give you my sincerity and tell me how much I love you! Happy Valentine's Day, my dear!

3. There are three things in the world whose brilliance is incomparable: love, diamonds, and you. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. Test your wisdom. Where is the water without fish? Where is the mountain without rocks? What tree has no branches? What son has no father? What daughter has no husband? What city has no city? Type one word for each sentence in order, and the six words spell out a very romantic sentence. Please send it to your most beloved person.

5. Love doesn’t need too much, as long as you hold hands for a lifetime, let the trivial things of life record our childishness and oldness, and the everlasting dawn and dusk, I am, I am, The happiest woman in the world!

6. When I miss you, my mood is so tender, like a frozen stream and a swaying flame on a candle. The heart that misses you wants to come out of my chest and tell you Happy Valentine's Day! ------I love you!

7. The days spent together are very ordinary, seemingly calm, but this kind of ordinary days are the most romantic, right? Wife, happy Valentine’s Day!

8. The clouds miss the clothes, the flowers miss the appearance, and I miss you until my face turns red. You are the bee and I am the flower, you are the Hami and I am the melon, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, you are the blackboard and I am the eraser, wherever you are, that is my home! Happy Valentine's Day!

9. I have a big heart, and only with you can my heart be at ease. I have many dreams, but they are wonderful with you. The road is long and the scenery is wonderful with you. The future is far away, and it is infinitely beautiful with you. My dear, let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day together!

10. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

11. Valentine’s Day is romantic and warm. Flowers represent the longing of love, chocolates represent the happiness and sweetness of life, and text messages represent blessings to lovers: Happy Valentine’s Day!

12. Valentine’s Day is a sea of ??flowers and chocolates. If you don’t have a lover, buy yourself a bouquet of flowers and eat a piece of love candy. This is the wish of the God of Cupid: to ensure that you wander in love and get out of confusion as soon as possible!

13. The days are disappearing, time is shortening, don’t run around if you have nothing to do, blessings are on today: If you don’t have a lover, it’s better to read a book, browse online, chat on QQ, film auditions, and the most important thing : No need to pay for your lover!

14. Life is endless and busy. Just like this, we must always put down the tools at hand, cheer for life, and cheer up for life. On Valentine's Day, take your lover to tell the story of romance. memories of the past, memories of the wonderful past!

15. Oaths are always witnessed by the earth, actions are always witnessed by lovers, and friendship is always witnessed by friends. On Valentine's Day, I present you with warm text messages, every word of which is simple and honest, with only one purpose, I wish you and yours. Happy Valentine's Day, love!

16. Sending roses is too tacky, giving banknotes is too tacky, watching movies is not cool, going to eat to gain weight, and walking around the streets is hard. There is nothing I can trust you to do, so I will send you a text message to wish you---Blessings to my lover. Happy Holidays! (^O^)[page]

17. I don’t have money, so I can’t give you roses, but I have a sincere heart and pray for you to be happy and safe. Even when I run out of energy, I will turn into a shooting star to illuminate this eternal love. Happy Valentine's Day!

18. I will give you a green potted plant, wishing you everything goes well; I will give you a green shirt, wishing you are refreshed and happy; Green Valentine's Day is here, and I will give you a green umbrella, wishing you all the best. You isolate all distractions and support your lover's heart. I wish you happiness and sweet love!

19. A piece of sugar cane, I want to share the sweet taste with you; a bowl of gruel, I want to taste the warm feeling with you; a blessing, I want to walk the road of life with you . My dear, I love you forever!

20. The space in life must be set aside through cleaning and removal; the space in the soul must be expanded through thinking and enlightenment. When playing bridge, the deck of cards we hold in our hands must be played to the fullest, no matter whether it is good or bad; the same is true in life.

21. Put on a happy pose, show a sweet smile, adjust the focus of understanding, flash the light of trust, click the shutter of care, take an infatuated photo, and lock it for a lifetime. of love. Photo Valentine's Day is here, sending you everlasting love.

22. Your singing is like silver moonlight, pouring into the world of my soul; your laughter is like silver river water, infiltrating my spiritual pastoral; your innocence is like silver snowflakes, permeating my soul. corner. Silver Valentine's Day is here, I give you a pure silver promise to love you forever.

23. I practice in a low voice, the miracle of counting stars by sheep, I secretly drink it, the little temper of milk and salt, I quietly hum, the words of the moon to the stars, the night still makes me miss you, I still let you live in my heart.

24. My love is like a flame, I miss you so much that my heart gets hot. My heart is very sloppy and the center is knotted and twisted. Your love is poison, and you will fall down in seven steps when blood seals your throat. Your beauty is like a scimitar, and it is most difficult to escape from the sword that kills you. My dear, I’m here for the weekend!

25. For a gentle secret love, express your love with milk chocolate to make him feel sweet and delicate; for *** feelings, choose brownie chocolate to show your uniqueness; for a bitter love, use pure chocolate to express your love. Relieve emotional freeze. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. A lot of time has passed, and a lot of memories have been frozen. Many years later, you and I both have some traces of aging, and many words are still secrets in our hearts. Photo Valentine's Day, my dear, you will always be the most beautiful moment of exposure in my life!

27. April 14th is the "Black Valentine's Day" in South Korea. Single or lovelorn people wear black clothes and eat black food (mostly noodles coated with a thick layer of black bean paste) ) to relieve inner pain.

28. Because of you, the world becomes beautiful; because of you, life has meaning; because of you, everything is sweet.

29. Spring has gone and the flowers are gone. Time does not wait. Youth passes quickly and you will never come back. While you are young and someone loves you, hurry up and fall in love. Show your courage. Don’t be afraid of failure. I wish you the best. You will find true love soon.

30. Send you a flower, wishing you to be beautiful; send you a diamond ring, wishing you happiness forever; send you a candy, indicating your happiness and prosperity; send you a message, Remind you to add clothes at the right time. Baby, it’s getting cold, so keep warm!

31. White Valentine’s Day is here. As you know, a pot can’t be without a lid, a fire can’t be without a flame, a needle can’t be without a tip, and a key can’t be without a chain, so I can’t live without you as my love. companion!

32. Money kisses love, and the hearts of all are warm; wisdom kisses justice, and the atmosphere is awe-inspiring; filial piety kisses family affection, and the warmth is infinite; candlelight kisses love, and the romance is boundless. Kiss Valentine’s Day on 6.14, I wish you a prosperous career and a happy family!

33. Love is chance encounter, spotless; love is sacred, non-toxic and harmless; love is tacit understanding, green and energy-saving; love is fate, fresh and pure; Green Valentine's Day is here, dear, I love you and wish you a happy green Valentine's Day.

34. The cold will not take care of you because of your beauty, and the cold will not back down because of your determination to pursue graceful demeanor. My dear, it’s getting cold, so remember to put on more clothes to keep warm. I wish you health, beauty and happiness. This is my life goal.

35. Watching movies on Valentine's Day is too tacky, shopping is too tiring, sending flowers is too expensive, and taking a walk is boring; why not have a romantic date in the morning light, cuddle up intimately under the moonlight, play together on the grassland, and Send a message of comfort to your single friends on your phone!

36. Kissing Valentine’s Day is here. You have won the kissing prize. You can go out on the street and kiss any passerby. Conditions for receiving: Wear sneakers. Notes for receiving: Run away after kissing. 60 funny messages for lovers. 60 funny text messages. Haha, I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day with a kiss.

37. Use the deep love in your eyes to take the most beautiful photo of him or her, seal it in the eternal world of love, and give it to your most intimate photo on Valentine's Day. Lover, explain the true meaning of love to her (him); I wish you a happy and sweet Valentine's Day that will last forever!

38. Every touch, every affection, every heartbeat comes from the sincerity; every day of waiting, every day of expectation, every second of desire comes from the heart. Belong. Silver Valentine's Day is coming soon. I wish you and your lover will eventually get married and live a happy life!

39. White Valentine’s Day is coming soon. In order to maintain the stability of the love scene, the country will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that each person can only have one lover. Anyone who has two or more lovers will be levied a passion tax. Friends, take it easy.

40. Today, the mountains are green, the water is green, the sky is green, the sea is green, the lover’s eyes are green, and the lover’s heart is also green. With a green mood, convey green romance and green sweetness. Happy Green Valentine’s Day!

41. Spring is like a key, opening all thoughts. The clouds passing over your shoulders are detailing the lingering love. The breeze kissing your face is telling me how much I miss you. Dear, on White Day, let us pray for happiness forever!

42. Your temptation to me makes me unable to control myself. Your attraction to me makes me unable to control myself. Your temptation to me makes me unable to control myself. Kiss Valentine’s Day is here, and I want to kiss you wildly. ~~Delicious ice cream, haha, kiss Valentine's Day is here, be happy.

43. The sky prays for us, the romance is infinite; the earth blesses us, the sweetness is infinite; the flowers bloom for us, the warmth is infinite; the green trees bear witness to us, the true love is infinite.

Green Valentine's Day, guarding you, endless happiness!

44. The wind is blowing, the clouds are floating, my love for you will never change; people are moving, my heart is beating, and my thoughts about you are endless; the sky is affectionate, the earth is affectionate, can I go with you? Romance, days are like diaries on Valentine's Day. If you believe in happiness, you will definitely follow it.

45. Me + you = happiness for each other. Whether you accept it or not, I really love you. You are my sunshine after the rain and the warmth of winter! Happy Valentine's Day!

46. 7.14 Silver Valentine’s Day, you ask me how deeply you love me: I love you in daily necessities; I love you in food, clothing, housing and transportation; I love you, as evidenced by the sun, moon and stars ; I love you, the gold, silver and treasure are all yours - my dear, you are the only one in my life, I will never regret loving you even if the sea is dry and the stone is torn apart!

47. On Musical Valentine’s Day, I have collected all the love songs for you and sent them to your mobile phone. Hide everything you say in the lyrics and make it a secret to be released. Happy Musical Valentine’s Day!

48. Female: You have accomplished nothing at your age. Do you know why? Man: I don’t know. Woman: Because you have no sense of adventure. Man: Who says I don’t have it! Didn’t I marry you?

49. Man: I’ve had enough of you scolding people like this all day long! If this continues, I will divorce and find another one! Woman: If you look like this, you won’t get scolded if you look for me again? Man: You’ll still get scolded, but at least you’ll hear something new. . .

50. The ant fell in love with the spider and wandered around the web all day long. When he accidentally fell into the web, he was ecstatic: "Honey, I'm here!" The spider was so happy that he hurried forward and hugged the ant. Kiss: "My dear, I love you too. I want to put you into my mouth, into my stomach, and melt into my blood..."

51. Female: Husband! The man was so focused on watching TV that he didn't notice his wife's call. The woman said: Husband, father-in-law! The fierce man turned around: Old lady, what do you want me to do? Before he finished speaking, a pink fist hit his head and face.

52. We only have one earth, so you must take care of the earth; there is only one me on the earth, so you must also take care of me!

53. Woman X: I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

54. Looking back suddenly, I sprained my neck. Sometimes when I see things too clearly, I lose the beauty they deserve...

55. The world is in turmoil Noisy and noisy, you are the most real. I stumble and giggle for you, and love is just one word. Even if I live a mediocre and hurried life, I will protect you every second, every day, every day. Baby, I love you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

56. I just want autumn to stop, I just want winter to be no longer cold, I just want Xi Shi not to be a beauty, I just want sadness to hibernate, Valentine's Day is here, let go of all the unhappiness Throw them all away, leaving a relaxed heart and enjoying the taste of happiness in love. < /p>

58. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

59. I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. You were the driver - I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you!

60. Love at first sight Fall in love with you, hug you without saying a word, come to you every three days, no one kisses you everywhere, marry you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

61. Valentine’s Day I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, which is even more unfair than Dou E: If I don’t send you a text message, it’s going to be thunderous. of.

62. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your plush hand! Love! Let us walk upright!

63. Give you some sunshine You will be brilliant, if you are given a flood, you will be flooded. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, pockmarks can also shine!

64. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, and a feeling called wonderful. Indescribable, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is a *** who will read it all.

65. Even if the whole world abandons you, I will not give up on you. Even if the whole world despises you, I will still like you as before. Even if you are homeless now, This place will also take you in - your forever warm home at the Big World Pig Farm.

66. I saw you last time, and I have never forgotten you since then. In order to welcome your arrival, we have made preparations: the knives have been sharpened and a large pot of water has been boiled, just waiting for your arrival. Fat pig, you can't run away this time.

67. Brother, long time no see. Are you still living in Yunzhan Cave, Fuling Mountain? Do you still remember the last time I traveled to your place? Thank you for your hospitality. We will visit you often in the future. You should go out for a walk more often when you have time. Don't hang around Gao Laozhuang all the time. Keep in touch, buddy!

68. The acrobatic troupe invited you to appear, and your performance was very simple: learn to bark like a dog. You refused to obey and strictly adhered to your self-esteem. As a result, you were scolded: It is so difficult to learn to bark like a dog. You are really worthy of it. It's a pig! The text message is not malicious, just to make you smile.

69. The highest state of coming is to come when you want, the highest state of leaving is to leave when you want, the highest state of texting is to go around without stopping, and the highest state of replying to text messages is to just read them. Just forward it for three days and three nights. Did you reply to today’s text message?

70. There was once a person who took a photo of himself and asked others everywhere if they knew who the person in the photo was. Others shook their heads. When they came to me, I recognized that the person in the photo was you. , guess "why?" Because I know "pig" with my keen eye.

71. A young man from Hunan traveled to Beijing for the first time and happened to be interviewed by a Beijing TV station: Where are you from? The young man from Hunan said excitedly: My motherland is in Changsha, and the reporter was speechless. Have fun every day, I wish you happiness.

72. In elementary school, the ideological and moral education said: You must persevere in doing things, so you don’t wash your face every day. In middle school, the politics teacher said: Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, so when I saw you again, I shouted: "Wow, Africans speak Chinese so well!”

73. Male: This bride price is too expensive, and I can hardly afford a wife. Woman: This man’s wealth is so low that he is reluctant to give him a bride price. Mother-in-law: If you don’t reduce the price of the bride price, you will never get a big discount if you are not celebrating the new year!

74. For you, I always shed tears, but even so, I am unwilling to abandon you; for you, I ask myself whether it is worth it, but your appearance always lingers in my heart. This time, I thought about it for a long time and made a decision: Onion, onion, I am going to break up with you and never cut you again.

75. May singles find the direction of love, may lovers find a paradise of happiness, may loving couples find a warm haven, may the years smooth away the sadness of life, may the petals of love dance forever, I wish you Sweet and auspicious Valentine’s Day!

76. There is a shop in the love market, with Xingfu South Road in front of it. It’s so warm when you walk into the shop, and the light fragrance of flowers fills the living room. When White Day comes, the shop owner is busy and happy; the silly shop owner Eye ***, take a moment to look at your phone while busy.

77. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you.

78. Because I care, I am afraid of losing. Because I love you, I don’t want to give up. Because I persist, I am full of courage. Because I cherish you, life is beautiful. Because of you, life is satisfying. March 14 White Valentine's Day, I wish you happiness and sweetness!

79. You once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog falling in love with a rose. In order not to hurt each other, I chose to leave. It’s Valentine’s Day, and the hedgehog is blessing the rose from afar: find the little prince soon, and be happy every day.

80. Gently dial your number to let you know my arrival; slowly release my blessings to let you feel my presence; let the wind send my heartfelt voice and let the stars Sending my regards; how are you doing today?

81. Single aristocrats come to a party. Food and drink are all free. They wear black clothes, black hats and black boots. The black coffee is delicious. There is a man and a woman together. If not, let’s get a couple together. From now on, there will be someone. Come and stay with me, say goodbye to loneliness and sorrow. On Black Valentine's Day, I hope you will fall in love soon and find your own happiness!

82. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely, because of you, my back is no longer lonely, and because of you, my happiness is no longer lonely. Because of you, I feel sweet, at ease, contented and happy. Happy holidays, my dear, I love you forever.

83. If I want to forget you, I will definitely forget you, but I will always think of you, and I will make my heart belong to you. As long as I can forget you, then I will no longer let sadness accompany me.

84. Black Valentine’s Day. The dark circles under my eyes expanded to my mouth. I couldn’t find the north while wearing black sunglasses. I had nothing to do and wanted to be a gangster. I suddenly fell in love with black roses. The most true Blessings have to be given to you black people, hehe, I hope you say goodbye to being single as soon as possible, and happy Black Valentine's Day.

85. A pair of silver rings seals true love. They go home to see their parents hand in hand. The two parents are in full bloom and look forward to consummating their marriage as soon as possible. Their marriage is destined to last forever. They will be in love till the end of their lives. Silver Valentine’s Day. A testimony of love makes happiness infinitely sublime!

86. I hate being separated, and I can’t start my continuous words. I can only watch you go away across the space. I ask you when the return date is. Why don’t you want to be separated all the time? Let your thoughts fly all over the sky without any scruples. In the sky, I miss you freely.

87. In August, the sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant, and love blooms and bears fruit. The breeze brings me care, and the drizzle brings you longing. The bright moon illuminates the wandering world, and the bright stars connect our hearts.

Green Valentine's Day is here, let the world witness our immortal love!

88. The love of the green leaves for the tree roots has never changed, the green mountains have never lost their care for the green water, the smile of the blue sky on the white clouds has always been the same, my love for you will never change until death. My dear, Green Valentine's Day is here, I give you the warmest love.

89. The white clouds kissed the blue sky, so the sky is clear; the fish kissed the river, so it is clear and clear; the rain kissed the earth, so it is full of life; I decided to kiss you to make you infinitely happy, my dear , Kiss Valentine’s Day is here, I wish you happiness forever, I love you, 60 humorous text messages for lovers, 60 humorous text messages for lovers.

90. Today is an unforgettable day. Please wear black clothes, a pair of sunglasses, and a bouquet of black roses. Meet your loved one in the dark and say affectionately: Today is Black Valentine’s Day. , dear, why are you so dark?

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