"I Am an Actor's Idol Group"
Li Yanwei: Hello everyone, I am Li Yanwei, director of the General Affairs Office. Our General Affairs Office has received an important
The task is to produce a unique and original show during the New Year's Day. Since there are many handsome guys in our general office, we decided to perform a youth idol drama for everyone.
(Turns to look at the actors) Have you received the notice? The three of you will act in these clothes for me.
Song Xiaobao: Come on, I’ll slap you! Music (speaking in English)
Music 1 starts
Ni Zhuangzhuang, Hu Junmin, and Li Yanhua take off their military coats
Li Yanwei: beautiful
Song Xiaobao: Not bad!
Li Yanwei: The costume preparations are quite complete. Another thing I want to say is that in order to participate in this show, Tian Zai has so many things to do and he even came here to give you guidance. Is Xiao Tian in place?
Tian Weigang: (Hello in Korean)
Li Yanwei: It’s hard work!
Tian Weigang: What do you want me to play?
Li Yanwei: Today we will perform a youth idol drama at the General Office
Tian Weigang: I don’t need to audition!
Li Yanwei: Let’s go out of the way to show respect to the director and meet the brothers
Song Xiaobao: Very powerful
Li Yanwei: That’s pretty safe, okay, so to speak Without further ado, let’s seize the time to rehearse. What we will play today
is that your girlfriend proposes to break up with you. Imagine how to play this kind of scene
Song Xiaobao, Ni Zhuangzhuang, Hu Junmin Step forward
Li Yanwei: (shooting) If the director is not equipped with a gun, he can't control you
Tian Weigang: Don't leave, we are a couple, why should we separate
< p>Li Yanwei: OK, OK, OK, okay, do you see, what is a good actor? He knows when to actYou three are trying to steal the show, you three are messing up, the female lead, come on.
Female number one: Oh! Please don't touch me, I hate you the most.
Song Xiaobao: There are so many people who hate me, who do you think they are?
Female lead: Oh MY GOD, are you asking me to come back and film an idol drama with them? Idol drama! Oh MY G
Stop making trouble, I'm very busy, I'm going to the project company to shoot a sketch soon!
Li Yanwei: (shooting)
Female lead: Just act! What's the fuss about?
Li Yanwei: We are all members of our own family. Speak well. Strongness starts with you, your girlfriend and you.
Propose a breakup, prepare, Action! (start)
Music 2 starts
Female lead: Let’s break up! I think we are not suitable for each other
Ni Zhuangzhuang: Say it again
Female No. 1: I say that we are not suitable for each other
Ni Zhuangzhuang: You are a liar, I want to know that you are such an irresponsible woman, no matter what you say to me
I will not let you get me (throwing scraps of paper)
Li Yanwei: Stop, that’s great ! Acting in very good condition
Song Xiaobao: Laughing
Li Yanwei: Stop laughing, Dahu, get ready, Action! (Start)
Female Lead : Let’s break up!
Hu Junmin: (somersaults) Aren’t I handsome?
Female No. 1: I mean we are not suitable
Hu Junmin: (somersaults) Where is the inappropriateness?
Female No. 1: Every time I speak You have to do somersaults every time. If you don’t do somersaults, you can’t speak. Why are you doing this? Leave me!
Hu Junmin: Remember, I won’t leave (somersaults to retreat)
Li Yanwei: Hey, come back, stop, is this a martial arts movie? If I don’t drag you, you’ll be lost. Sit down
Hu Junmin: I won’t leave
Li Yanwei: Xiaotian, brothers don’t have a deep understanding of idol dramas. , how about you explain this matter to everyone, okay? You are experienced, Action! (start)
Tian Weigang: (Take out a bottle of water and pour it on the heads of the actress and himself)
Female lead: What are you doing
Tian Weigang: This is a rain scene
Female lead: Let’s break up!
Tian Weigang: What a cruel oath, it cannot withstand your cruel reality, Jiaojiao! You go! Go look for your so-called happiness. When you are tired from playing one day and want to cry, call me. I can't guarantee that you will laugh, but I will cry with you, Jiaojiao! Whether it's friendship or love, remember, I love you!
Music 3 starts
Female lead: (hugs Tian Weigang)
Tian Weigang: Stop, this is a show, okay?
Li Yanwei: Did you see it? What does it mean to be a good actor? Song Xiaobao must be under pressure if he sees other people’s actions! Get ready, Action!
Female lead: We are over
Song Xiaobao: Stop making trouble
Female lead: I am serious, OK, he is already here Pick me up
Music 4 started
The child cried
Song Xiaobao: Child, (singing) your mother is so cruel, she brought us together Throw her away, your mother, that’s too cruel, we won’t want her anymore!
Li Yanwei: Stop, isn’t this still a rural drama?
Song Xiaobao: Then don’t you tell me about Korean idol rural dramas!
Li Yanwei: Did I say that?
Song Xiaobao: That’s not what you said
Li Yanwei: I asked you to take me to the ditch, go back, what a scene! Generally speaking, everyone's performance was good. Let's move on. The girlfriend and a strange man were walking hand in hand on the street. At this time
Hu Junmin: Stop
Female number one: What are you doing
Hu Junmin: Shut up, no matter you are with that man, remember, I will not leave (somersault)
Female No. 1: What’s wrong?
Li Yanwei: He won’t leave. He has already gone down before I even started.
Actor, come on! Zhuangzhuang, it starts with you, Action!
Music 5 starts
Female lead: The weather is great today!
Ni Zhuangzhuang: Jiaojiao, who is he?
Female number one: My boyfriend, Zhuangzhuang, it’s over between us
Ni Zhuangzhuang: You must You have to take good care of him. Her stomach is not good. When she wakes up in the morning, she must cook a bowl of porridge for her. Also, you have to protect our four children
Female No. 1: When will I have it? Four children
Ni Zhuangzhuang: I can’t hide it, I wish you happiness.
Li Yanwei: This scene was well performed
Hu Junmin: (somersaulting on stage) I won’t leave
Li Yanwei: Sit down. Xiaotian, brothers are indeed inexperienced in this area. You still have to show everyone before you take action!
Tian Weigang: Who is he?
Female No. 1: Isn’t this just what you want? Don’t you just want to see me with someone else?
Tian Weigang: Stop talking, I understand (cough)
Female No. 1: What’s wrong with you! ah!
Tian Weigang: Don’t scream
Female number one: How can there be blood
Tian Weigang: So delicate! I drove you away before because I didn't want you to see what I look like today. In fact, I have advanced dental cancer!
Female number one: You don’t want it, I’m trying to make you angry on purpose
Tian Weigang: Jiaojiao! To be with him, you want to be happy.
Female number one: Don’t leave
Tian Weigang: Stop, this is called a dead show.
Li Yanwei: Do you understand? This is called a death show! Xiaotian has done a good job, you have done a good job, Song Xiaobao, come on, prepare for action!
Female lead: I am shopping now, what are you doing
Song Xiaobao: Oops, I get it, the three of us are quite happy together
Female lead: What are you doing? It’s over between us, okay?
Song Xiaobao: It’s over in your heart, but in my heart, I still love you
Jiaojiao, I love you, Jiaojiao!
Actor: What are you doing
Song Xiaobao: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Female lead: Xiaobao, he practices Sanda
p>Song Xiaobao: Let me tell you, you know your fortune! Just two inches missing! good. You are OK!
Stop, stop, director, inappropriate. Among these people, I belong to a vulnerable group,
Li Yanwei: Why
Song Xiaobao: Why, size, I am not as good as them in height, weight, and skin color. If you arrange such a powerful opponent for me, I will not do it.
Li Yanwei: Then how do you want to act?
Song Xiaobao: I want to set the scene myself. When a person is forced into a desperate situation, the unlimited superpowers in his body will be stimulated. Yeah!
Ni Zhuangzhuang: And me
Song Xiaobao: Qiang Lixin, I’m pulling (hao) your hair! Go back
Tian Weigang: You guys are too boring, are you interesting? Brother Qiang
Female No. 1: Xiaobao, Xiaobao, you are so handsome.
Tian Weigang: It’s so boring! What is this!