2. My surname is Liu Mingbei, whose name is Xuande. I am the son of zhongshan jing wang, and I am very poor because of my poor family background. The most expensive thing in my body is that I have noble blood. Unfortunately, my blood type is O, and every time I sell blood, it's very cheap. It really sucks.

3. Zhao Yun is shaking and shaking on a long, long board (Zhao Yun saves A Dou in Changhanbo)

4. The rich man is the uncle. Not big brother ...

5. Zhang Fei: We're here to go to school. Can we remove the eight Jin Suozhen so that we can go to school?

Dean: Who knows if you are sent by the Yellow Scarf University to rob the school?

Guan Yu: The Yellow Scarf University is becoming more and more arrogant now.

Zhang Fei: Yes, once we entered the school, we robbed all the teaching equipment, registration fees and nutritious lunches. I heard that last time there was a school where all the male and female teachers even. Took it away

Guan Yu: Really

Zhang Fei: Of course, it's fake

Guan Yu: HO, you can be a little bored

6. Liu Bei: Guan Tong likes fighting, but it doesn't matter if you don't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them, there are only three of us. This is not a fight. This is called a siege.

7. Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis?

Guan Yu: Of course

8. Liu Bei: Sun Tzu's Art of War has to be passed on from son to daughter … I went to Tieshikong's second-hand bookstore and bought 1 yuan to give it to your sister ~ (Liu Bei's voice hurt Cao Cao's words. )

9. Dong Zhuo: I'm possessed, no way, but I'm very simple. I just want to hurt people all the time. Isn't that simple enough?

1. There are fake breasts. Who knows if your admission notice is fake?

Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: that's not the point!

11. Ah Biao, my man is yours and my heart is Zhao Yun's, but now my soul has been stolen by Guan Yu. Biao, I'm sorry for you.

12. You feed the chicken tea very hard, very hard, but the chicken will not give birth to tea eggs. .

13. Zhang Fei (with a naive face): Big Brother, I am a big stone in my chest, and you are a big stone in my chest!

14. It's a good thing that someone sleeps with me. I heard that dogs have yin and yang eyes before, but it turned out to be true, which made me see Ah Piao all the time, dangling in front of me, so scared! (Dong Xiaozhu)

15. I have a problem. Who wants to be called a pig? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, so I can't be called a pig. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin. (Dong Xiaozhu)

16. I want to hypnotize myself, it's not beef, it's not beef, it's cow shit! (or Dong Xiaozhu)

17. Liu Bei: Third brother, you haven't practiced the Eight Diagrams Boxing, but you have practiced the Eight Diagrams Mouth.

18. Charming Niang: Eh, playing dumb won't make a great contribution. Zhang Fei: Playing dumb won't make a big mistake.

19. "Yeah, the goal is successful. I'm really a dog with all my wishes!" (Dong Xiaozhu)

2. Female veterinarian: "Be good, it's all right. Just check it. Come on, I'll give you a kiss."

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "No!"

female veterinarian: "what's the matter?"

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong and Ma Chao: "Nothing."

Dog Dong Zhuo: "Kissing will kill you, really. Let me have a good time. No! Come to french kiss "

21. Zhou Yu: I heard earlier that President Cao's sneeze shook all corners of the country ~

Cao Cao: President Zhou also yawned and set off huge waves ~

22. Sun Shangxiang: This is my own external skill" soldier gas coagulation "

Zhang Fei:" big ice cream "?

23. Zhang Fei: Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, except one male and one female.

24. Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

Liu Bei: Very sure.

25. Zhou Yu: I always think you will cheat our young lady.

Liu Bei: Don't use intuition. My intuition is that you will cheat our class Xiao Qiaoye.

26. Teacher: "Excuse me, A Biao's family is very busy worshipping ancestors. One uncle, four husbands and seven brothers play cards, three aunts, six grandmothers and nine sisters cook, and two nephews, five nephews and eight grandsons burn incense. Excuse me, how many relatives have come to A Biao's family? Please raise your feet if you can. ".......

Teacher:" You all have cramps in your feet, and you can't lift them. Haven't you said this question many times? Ok, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will, Liu Bei, Liu Bei "

Liu Bei:" What did you ask just now? "

teacher: "what did I just ask? I asked, how many relatives have come to Abiao's house?"

Liu Bei: "I'm not sure how many relatives have come to their family, but I heard just now that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family."

27. Xiao Qiao said, "You are hopelessly clever, but you will never know me!"

28. Sun Shangxiang said, "Have you ever loved?"

Lv Meng and Zhou Yu (shyness): "Miss, please don't seduce me."

29. Heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, let's come in and meet! (Zhou Yu)

3. Mushroom-scented banana cigarettes-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne sesame oil-scented perfume incense burner-scented vanilla sausage-scented xiangji (Xiao Qiao)

31. My surname is Liu Mingbei, the son of zhongshan jing wang, and some people call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me, and I am Liu Xuande. (Hahahaha) Just nobody calls me Ade (Hahahaha). Obviously, there are wolves and tigers, and swallows ~

33. Xiao Qiao said to Liu Bei: You must chase girls until the last second, and you must wait until the girls tell you to stop,

or you must chase them bravely, you know?

Cao Cao: I see!

Xiao Qiao: I'm not asking you

34. Feng Chu gave Liu Bei three tips

Zhang Fei: Here are three tips. Which one should I open first?

crowd: what's the donkey problem?

Zhang Fei: I just want to make sure first.

Feng Chu: Oh, people's talent is really hard to come by. Isn't there an embroidered order on the kit?

A, B and C (Liu Bei showed it to Zhang Fei one by one), of course, it started with C (everyone fell down)

35. A Biao Sao: Ah Biao, I'm sorry for you. Now my spirit has been stolen by that Liu Bei. ~ ~ ~ Ah Biao. ~

36. Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of yearning, and without thinking about it, there will always be < P > the first string is very loud (thinking); The second string is very loud (thinking); It turns out that every string is very (missing)

37. Liu Bei (Xiu): Stay. Or I'll come with you ... Get over here. Or you can come with me.

38. Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I want brave enough to love (it's rare to say so emotionally)

39. Zhang Fei: What a sumptuous meal! It gave me a big "catty".

Liu Bei: ... You are surprised how it is used! ~

4. Tiramisu said: Enjoyment full of sin will relax a lady's tight abdomen

41. Marotta said to Iliad, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at? I didn't see how handsome it was!

42. Sun Shangxiang: Happiness means having a secret that belongs to only two people

43. Cao Cao: Everyone has a friend

Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol?

Cao Cao: That's called wasting time

44. A Xiang: We will be classmates from tomorrow. Are you happy?

Liu Bei (Xiu): Not bad

A Xiang: Ah ~ ~ Only not bad!

Liu Bei (Xiu): It's the highest grade, not bad, plus est! (cute)

A Xiang: Actually, in my mind, your music is also the highest level, which is not bad. Add est! (shy+blushing)

45. Hua tuo: I am happy for the treatment that will change history soon.

Zhang Fei: If you don't get to the point, I'll make you change history!

46. Cao Cao: Hua tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be a celebrity forever.

Liu Bei (Xiu): I promise he will! (Everyone looks at him together) Why? Can't predict the future! (guilty ~~)

47. Sun Shangxiang: Who will arrive first tomorrow or in the future?

48. Liu Bei (Xiu): I arrived first tomorrow, because A Xiang and I have no future at all. How could we arrive first?

49. Liu Bei (Xiu): So, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? !

A Xiang: Ordinary people, the only extraordinary opportunity is (blushing+approaching ing), to talk about an extraordinary love! !

Liu Bei (Xiu) os: Alas, A Xiang, we are really destined for an extraordinary love! !

5. Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, it's bad to try today! Today's exam, you will cheat today, if you don't do it today, it will be too late!

51. Cao Cao: You have also read the Art of War! (Surprised ING~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a tactical treasure book that Cao Jiazu first worked hard and risked a narrow escape. Cao Jiazu taught his children not to pass on to his daughters, and now it is locked in our new multi-security peptide metal vault. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I must ask you carefully.

Liu Bei: oh!

Cao Cao: how did you know the plan?

Liu Bei: Well, it's written in the plan! ~

Cao Cao: ~ ~ ~ Ah, ha, ha, ha ~ ~ It says, how could I forget it ~~

Liu Bei: Sun Tzu's Art of War has to be passed on from son to daughter … I went to Tieshikong's old bookstore and bought 1 copies for your sister ~ (Liu Bei's voice hurt Cao Cao's words. )

52. Zhang Fei: I'm afraid that Jiang Gan has "disappeared"

Liu Bei: disappeared, which is very serious.

Guan Yu: eldest brother, of course it is very serious.

Ma Chao: For people, flying without wings means dying.

53. Zhang Fei: eldest brother. You will always be my big brother Zhang Fei ~ ~

54. Liu Bei (Huyanjue Luoxiu): I know that my big brother is fake, but I am a big brother, not a fake one (the voice of a monk in Fengming Temple)

55. Guan Yu: I have been thinking about why Xiao Qiao called Yun and asked Yun to tell me about the phone call that lured us.

Huang Zhong: Yes, why

Cao Cao: Because ... (about to make a long speech)

Zhang Fei (interrupting): Yes, why, why are you whispering? Why on earth?

Cao Cao (angry): I was just about to say it!

56. Guan Yu: Yun, your face is really bad

Hua Tuo: I agree, it's really bad, even worse than healthy stool ~ ~ (others nodded solemnly)

57. Liu Bei (Huyanjue Luoxiu): I think Yun is very unusual

Guan Yu: Big brother, I .. What is it?

Liu Bei (Hu yanjue Luo xiu) (cold sweat): Here we go again. I really don't want to lie anymore (heartfelt). Er, this, this will be given to my third brother, who will help me explain it.

Zhang Fei (surprised): I, I explain. Oh, oh, hehe, big brother, it's swearing (repairing spray, the note shows: shrimp? ) Ulabaha, doesn't it sound dirty?

58. Teacher: Now call the roll, Jiang Gan.

class: fuck!

59. Cao Cao: Being in love is like practicing martial arts. Only by finding the right martial arts secrets can we become peerless martial arts.

6. Dong Zhuo said: Be angry and find someone to calm down. You two turn around (to Marotta and Mei Niang)

61. Dong Zhuo said: Me, Dong Zhuo, the chairman's Dong Na.

62. Wang Yun: It's best to rely on everyone to fall down and rely on yourself.

63. Wang Yun: Whoever walks will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors,

whoever climbs will leave stairs

64. Guan Yu: Sister-in-law (to A Xiang) If you feel shadows, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. However, our brothers are not afraid of shadows, because we are the sunshine behind each other.

65. Zhang Fei: I am a cockroach that can't be killed (Zhang Lang).

66. Dong Zhuo: My good son! (Pay attention to the tone)

67. Grandpa: Hello.

Hugh: Dong Zhuo!

grandpa: dong, you are big! Do you want to eat Brother Xiong's food or pizza?

...

(after Hugh turns around and leaves)

Grandpa: Who is he?

68. Grandpa: Seventeen years ago, the leader of the League sent me to carry out a task.

Hugh: What task?

Grandpa: You can't remember the secret, only people with amnesia can remember it

69. A Xiang: Since your A Xiang is so smart, shouldn't you give her a little reward?

oh, why does my equipment suddenly blush? I'm talking about rewards. Oh, are you trying to kiss me again?

Hugh:No.

A Xiang: So you don't want to kiss me at all.

Hugh: Do you want to kiss me?

A Xiang: Hey, anyone who wants a relative's home should ask first. It's really not emotional.

7. A Xiang: Be prepared. I don't care what will separate us. In this life, I will depend on you ... promise me that you won't let me find it like my big brother, ok?

Hugh: I will never let you lose sight of me. If you really don't come, I'm leaving. Before I disappear, I will definitely call you SIMAN. ...