The sketch "If the heart is there, the hope is there"

Character: It's ridiculous to want to be lazy and obsessed with the Internet, but have no ambition and hope

Props: an apple, an apple A fruit knife and four big coats

Zhen Ridiculous: Dear audience friends, hello everyone! Let me introduce myself first. My name is Zhen Ridiculous (show brand). My body was normal at first, but since I drank this Sanlu milk powder, my face is no longer red and the pain no longer hurts. Hey! Even the heart is no longer beating! I will have to switch to eating apples in the future. (Take an apple and rub it on your clothes, ready to eat)

Want to be lazy: (Drowsy eyes, yawning) Wait, wait, wait, you must not eat this apple.

That’s ridiculous: (hurriedly hugging the apple to his chest) Why can’t I eat it? Who are you?

Want to be lazy: Me? (Standing in the center of the stage, addressing the audience) Haha, I just want to be lazy, everyone hates me, and everyone likes me (shows the sign). Why, don’t you know?

How ridiculous: (to the audience) Hey! I'm looking for you! It's you who made me want to play all the time at work, get scolded by my superiors all the time, have no results at work, and have to write checks every day. I hate you so much! (Angry, reaching out to hit)

Want to be lazy: (Hide) Stop! Then tell me, why do you have no grades?

That’s ridiculous: That’s because I: (Singing "Go Home Often") Find some free time, find some time, hide from the leader, go to the toilet; listen to a song, watch a movie, Open a web page and check it out on Taobao. The supervisor came over and pretended to be cool. When the manager called on me, he stood up and smiled. The fatigue of work had nothing to do with me, and I didn't care about the quality of my performance. Go to the restroom and have a look on Taobao. Anyway, the company gave me 3,000 yuan. I don’t think I can make much contribution to the company in this life. It’s not easy to be relaxed and natural in my life.

Want to be lazy: Hey! You have acknowledged my contribution, Apple should give me half.

That’s ridiculous: Why should I acknowledge your contribution?

Want to be lazy: Didn’t you just say that yourself? Your performance is poor because you are lazy. Doesn’t that mean you want to be lazy?

That’s ridiculous: OK, OK, you’re right, I’ll give you half of the apple. (Cut into an apple shape)

(Mis Network appears)

Mi Network: (Exclaim loudly) Leave the fruit under the knife! The sword leaves fruit behind!

How ridiculous: (To the audience) Hey, here comes another one! (To fans on the Internet) Excuse me, who are you?

Miwang: Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy that I will not change my name when I go down, and I will not change my surname when I sit down. My surname is Miwang (display my sign).

That’s ridiculous: Oh, I’ve admired you for a long time, I’ve admired you for a long time, I dare to ask you where you are from??

Want to be lazy: (Tweet to fans on the Internet) Walk around, why are you causing trouble? Look at your sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. You haven’t eaten for several days, right?

Miwang: Hey! How can I call this a sharp-mouthed monkey with cheeks? At best, I just have a sallow complexion and thin skin. (Push away wanting to be lazy, say it’s really ridiculous

) The reason why you are here today is entirely because of my selfless dedication, the fan network. (satisfied)

It’s ridiculous to want to be lazy: Yes! You are awesome! Tell me how you influence me (him).

Mysterious Internet: (Singing "Chrysanthemum Terrace") Your eyes are full of confusion, your pale face is as pale as a ghost, the night is too long, the dim light, who is suffering in the web page Watching, at two o'clock in the morning, the screen is still bright. How many good young men fell into the heart of a beautiful life, turning into a wisp of incense, with a haggard face, just like you. Poor performance, plummeting, your future is hopeless, parents, crying heartbroken, parents' hearts, so melancholy, one mistake, eternal regret, you can't quit your Internet addiction. Do you think I have made great contributions?

That’s ridiculous: Yes, yes, you take all the credit, and you also have a share in this apple. (Cut into an apple shape)

(Wu Dazhi (Part 1))

Wu Dazhi: (Take hold of Zhen Wu Dazhi’s hand holding the knife) Wait!

Audience: (Three people panicked) You, what are you doing?

No ambition: I don’t do anything, and I have a share of this apple.

That’s ridiculous: Then, may I ask, sir, what is your surname?

Wu Dazhi: You don’t even know me? This is really unreasonable. Let me tell you, this gentleman is called Wu Dazhi. (Showing the sign)

How ridiculous: Oh, it turns out to be Mr. Wu Dazhi. Did you also make great contributions to me?

无Ambition: Of course, I not only have merit (opening my mouth wide to say)

Audience: (At the same time) your merit is still great~

Wu Dazhi: (Shocked) It turns out you all know it~

Audience: Go~ Everyone who has no ambition knows it.

Wu Dazhi: (serious) I can tell you, in fact, from the time you first joined this company, you were destined to have this ending, do you know?

How ridiculous: I would like to hear the details.

无大志: (affectionate confession) From the day you stepped into the door of the company, I have been eyeing you affectionately. I have been using my persistence and enthusiasm to help you fall day by day. .

That’s ridiculous: I still don’t understand!

No ambition: Let me ask you, when you first came in, did you have any ideals in your heart?

That’s ridiculous: Yes! I remember when I first came in, I was full of pride, ambition, and ambition!

No ambition: What happened next?

It’s so ridiculous: (lowering head, shy) Then it gradually disappeared.

Wu Dazhi: You have to thank me for this.

That’s ridiculous: Well, you deserve all the credit! You also have a share in this apple! (A very proud expression)

(Three people who want to be lazy, addicted to the Internet, and have no ambitions quarreled)

There is hope: please give me peace. (Goes on stage and points at the three people righteously) Shut up, all of you!

Want to be lazy, addicted to the Internet, and have no ambition: You, who are you?

There is hope: everyone, stand still! You, you, and you! You three pests have "cultivated" a good employee to be like this, and yet you dare to come up and claim credit!

Internet fans: Hey, let me tell you, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t talk nonsense. Say, if you have nothing to do, don’t make trouble here. It’s warm and quiet. What should you do? What are you doing? Go.

There is hope: It’s so rude. I call it hope. (Showing the sign) (Turns around to look at those who want to be lazy, addicted to the Internet, and have no ambitions) Look at all of you talking so brazenly here, competing for credit and results! (Tsk tsk) How great! (Look down on the status).

(To Zhenridang) It’s so ridiculous, are you willing to be like this?

That’s ridiculous: (sadly) No, I don’t want to do that either!

There is hope: it is these disasters that have blinded you! Wanting to be lazy will make you neglect your work, being obsessed with the Internet will make you lose your ambition, and having no ambition will make you willing to fall. If you don't break away from their control, your life will be over!

How ridiculous: But it’s too late now!

There is hope: (firm tone) No, there is still a lot you can do. As long as you are willing to look back, it is not too late to start over!

That’s ridiculous: Can I do it?

There is hope: Of course! (Singing "Me and You") Completely forget the past, let me help you, slowly build up your confidence, and you will eventually achieve results. Use your hard work to achieve your brilliant achievements; let me cheer you up, as long as you are willing to work hard, there will be nothing What a great thing, I use my youth to write about you, the beauty of life. If you can conscientiously do what I say, you will eventually become a great person.

How ridiculous: There is hope. Listening to your words will wake up the dreamer. We are determined to change our ways. (Singing "Song of a Hero") We are determined to follow you! (Zhonghe) I forgot to go with you in the past. Let’s go if we say we’re going. If you go, I’ll go. We’ll all go (pulling a few other people along). Go forward bravely and never look back! Fight when it’s time to fight! Work hard and strive for the top! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, when it’s time to fight, fight, work hard and strive for the top, we are determined to follow you!

How ridiculous: From now on, my name is Can Perseverance (while taking off my coat while talking, showing that I can persevere);

Want to be lazy: (Clenches fist with right hand) Yes, my name is Real Diligence, ( I want to be lazy and take off my coat to show how diligent I am)

Miwang: (Clenches fist with right hand) I know how to be serious. (Miwang takes off his coat, revealing that he can be serious)

无Ambition: (Clenches a fist with his right hand) I am called ideal. (The unambitious person takes off his coat, revealing that he has ideals)

There is hope: (Everyone rated him as having hope, having ideals, being serious, really diligent, and being able to stand in line) (Singing "Happy Hometown") Follow me Come on, set out now. You have woken up from the dream, so there is no need to be afraid. There is a place, that is the home of success, it is close to the heart, but she is far away in the world. All our efforts are just to find it. Even if we pay the price of hard work, maybe we can reach it tomorrow by crossing a troubled river. Everything in our life is just to have it. Let us work hard to achieve it. Let us work hard. Make it happen!

(Curtain call)

Although it is not original, I have corrected it. We still have it for the elementary school graduation party