Humorous advertising slogans
Funny advertising slogans can increase advertising ratings and appeal, and improve the image of products and companies among the public. In recent years, some foreign companies have seized on the social psychology of people pursuing a natural and relaxed life mood, combined with the functions of products or the characteristics of corporate business activities, and deliberately enhanced the sense of humor in advertising words, which has achieved good results.
Porcelain advertising: A French porcelain manufacturer responded to the fact that some couples smashed dishes and dishes because of quarrels over trivial matters. In an advertisement to promote the product, a French porcelain manufacturer ingeniously declared: "For the sake of the harmony of your family, smash it as hard as you can! Cut it!" Don’t be penny wise and pound foolish.”
Restaurant advertisement: “Please come here to dine, otherwise you and I will starve!”
Parrot advertisement: For sale in a French store. Next to the price tag of the parrot cage, which is priced at 500 francs, there is an advertisement: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs?"
Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company promotes a new product Advertising slogan: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Glue advertisement: In order to promote a "powerful universal glue", a tourist store in Hong Kong used the glue to seal a piece of glue worth 1,000 yuan. The gold coins are stuck to the wall, and the slogan is: "Whoever can peel it off with his fingers, the gold coins belong to him."
Travel advertising: A Swiss travel company's billboard reads: "Also If we don’t go to the Alps soon, this mountain will be gone in six thousand years.” A Dutch travel agency published this advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long." Reward advertisement: The advertisement for the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" car is suddenly forced If it breaks down, our company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan.
Coffin advertisement: "God recommends the product."
Warning advertisement: There is such an advertisement at the entrance of an unmanned subway station in London, England: "If you ride without a ticket, we Guaranteed to drop you off at the final destination - London Sheriff's Hospital - for free.
Beauty salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital, she may be." Your grandmother. ”
Enrollment advertisement: An enrollment advertisement for a French learning class in Italy said: “If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must say it in French.” . ”
Cosmetics advertisement: An advertisement from a Hong Kong cosmetics company is: “Get rid of ‘spots’ as soon as possible and avoid leaving ‘acne’. ”
Eye drops advertisement: “… After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times, and the eye drops will spread all over the world. "
Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "This is the resting place of Hermis MacTivesi. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m. every day. "Barber shop advertisement: On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face. "
A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads." "
Recruitment advertisement: An American newspaper published an advertisement like this: "Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey! "
An advertisement published in the advertising column of a British newspaper: "This dentist urgently needs a female secretary and receptionist. Please hang up the phone. If no one answers the phone, the position will remain vacant. ”
Beauty salon: Please do not flirt with the lady coming out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother.
Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the nights are long 24 hours.
Siemens: Our maintenance staff around the world are bored.
Printing company: Printing everything except banknotes.
Agent: It can glue everything together, except a broken heart.
Tires: No complaints, as long as there is breath.
Car: Its only shortcoming is that it runs at 100 kilometers per hour. , you can still hear every word that the mother-in-law is nagging in the back seat.
Glue: The glue that holds everything together, except a broken heart
Dumpling shop ad: All-encompassing
Lime factory ad: Starting from scratch
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Pawn shop advertisement: Well-deserved
Hat company advertisement: Pick people with their “hats”
Typewriter advertisement: No one knows each other if you don’t hit them
Anti-smoking advertisement: In order to prevent holes in the carpet and in your lungs, please don’t smoke
Cosmetic ads: Get rid of “spots” as soon as possible and don’t leave them
Traffic safety ads : God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but humans do not
A road traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking
New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!
Flower shop advertisement: The roses in our store are the cheapest today. You can even buy a few to give to your wife
I’m hungry, feed me: Advertisement on the trash can in Qingdao
Give your ideals an ideal space: Beijing Lanhuaguo Apartment
Canadian bubbles pop up across the United States: Canadian beer
Win progress with time: American Timekeeping Company
Preserve memories that will not be erased by time: Lane Fir Box
Do not apply this medicine to areas where hair has grown: American P.K.D hair growth agent
We Fooled the Sun: Artist Lighting Company
Playboy travels all over the world: Playboy cigarettes
Don’t delay: CERTINA-DA cigarettes
The world must be beautiful : Midea Air Conditioner
We make the world simpler: American HTC Motors
"Life News": News changes life
"Next Stop" : Reading changes walking
"Liberation Daily": The first choice for understanding Shanghai
"News Morning News": The power of news optimizes life
"News of the World" : The earth is big, the eyeballs are big
"Yangcheng Evening News": True knowledge affects life
"Beijing Youth Daily": Where there is news, we are there
"Beijing "Entertainment News": News is one after another
"Beijing Evening News": Evening news is not late news
"Legal Wencui News": Good people get good news
" "Labor Noon News": News in the morning and news in the evening
"21st Century Business Herald": News creates value
"Global Times": See the world with you
"Sanlian Life Weekly": a magazine and the life he advocates
"New Economy": a white paper on China's economic phenomena
"The Bund Pictorial": Public trust is vitality, and there is Opinions are foresight
"The New York Times": All news suitable for publication
"The Economist": It's hard to live in high places, but luckily there are still
" Southern Weekend": Calmness is a state of rationality, a kind of maturity that remains the same after 20 years
7. Haier: Haier, Made in China
8. China Unicom: Love The knot of China connects the hearts of the world
9. Business Link: Technology makes it easier for you
10. Fiyta: Once you have it, you have no choice
11. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful things to yourself
13. Changyu: Legendary quality, century-old Changyu
14. Xinfei Refrigerator: Xinfei’s advertising is good, but Xinfei Refrigerator is good< /p>
18. Hong Kong Remy Martin: Once Remy Martin opens, good things will come naturally.
19. Slogan for famous cars
Fiat sedan: ushering in a new era for Fiat, reborn and fierce, Super Thunder Horse 1000.
Chrysler: If you don’t consider our Chrysler cars when buying a car, you will suffer a loss. Not only will you suffer a loss, but we will also suffer a loss.
German Scarab Car: The appearance of this car has remained the same, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.
Bondiac: It’s a pleasure to sit in one, and it’s even more pleasure to be seen sitting in one.
Franklin: A car that will never give you trouble.
BMW sedan: Even if you take it to pieces, it's still a beauty.
Japanese Toyota cars: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.
Cadillac Sedan: Power, speed and luxury all rolled into one.
The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said:
If you find that you don’t like the course after taking it, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must use French said.
The advertisement of a Hong Kong cosmetics company is:
Get rid of "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne".
An American newspaper published such an advertisement:
Recruiting female secretary:
Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, and behaves like a mature lady , works like a donkey!
Eye drops advertisement:
After instilling this eye drop and moving your eyes a few times, the eye drops can spread all over the world.
Advertisement on the tombstone
There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: Here lies Hermish Mactevisie. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m. every day.
On the wall of a certain barber shop, there is such an advertisement:
Don’t think that you have lost your hair, think that you have gained face.
A British village barbershop erected a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read:
Gentlemen, I want your heads.
A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long."
A Swiss travel company reminded on a billboard : "Why don't you go to the Alps? There will be no mountains in 6,000 years!"
Restaurant advertisement: Come and dine in our restaurant! Otherwise you and I will both starve.
Air conditioning advertisement: This product’s maintenance workers are the loneliest in the world.
Safety Advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but please leave your address first so that your ashes can be sent to your family.
Dentist clinic: "Please feel free to have your teeth filled. Even if he or she kisses you, he or she will not notice."
Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to smoking If you have an attack, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family."
The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of our product every day. Fresh milk, if you persist for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"
The enrollment advertisement for a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago says: "You will learn to frown skillfully with us! When people look at it, they think you are an honest person."
An advertisement for a water heater: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits."
Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.
Flower Advertisement: Send a few flowers to the person you love the most, but don’t forget your wife.
Perfume advertisement: This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with this product.
Barber shop advertisement: Although it is a hair-cutting technique, it is a top-notch skill.
Highway advertisement: If you travel at 30 kilometers per hour, you can get to the car repair shop; if you travel at 100 kilometers per hour, you can get home safely; You, you can see God.
BMW>>>>>
Even if you take it to pieces, it’s still a beauty.
Bondiak>>>>>
It is a pleasant thing to sit in it, and even better to be seen sitting in it.
Beetle>>>>>
The appearance of the car has remained the same, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.
Chrysler>>>>>
If you don’t consider our Chrysler cars when you buy a car, you will suffer a loss - not only you will suffer a loss, but we will also suffer a loss.
UK MINI>>>>>
Is she cute?
Fiat sedan>>>>>
Creating a new era for Fiat, the super Thunder Horse 1000 is a completely new and powerful car.
Cadillac sedan>>>>>
Blending power, speed and luxury
Germany’s Volkswagen>>>>>>
Small means good Toyota - there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there must be a Toyota car if there is a road
Bora - the driver's car
Maxima - Thunder Power, indulge in thousands of miles
Maxima II——The future is as far as the heart is wild
Fukang——Truly satisfy you in all aspects
Jeep—— ——A sudden burst of heroic spirit
Liberating the truck——Liberating the good at the critical moment
Liberating the truck——making money machine
Golf——Masterpiece Tiancheng fell in love at first sight
Chery Fengyun——Movement and stillness are all changes
Fukang——Take Fukang Road and take Fukang car
Santana——Go everywhere with Santana No fear in the world
Jetta - a rational choice
Make a budget in January, communicate more, think comprehensively, choose Zhengyuan Earth Medicine and let it save money for you
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Prevent influenza in February. This disease appears in all seasons, and migratory birds bring hidden dangers. Gold Medal Toxin will specifically relieve your troubles
In March, the temperature will be chaotic, and kidney branches and kidney spots will clear up the kidneys. Shu is the main version, poison can prevent re-infection
It is easy to get asthma in April, cough and snoring music is full, take the lead for Mi Xing, choose Tailing for more than 20 days
May For intestinal rods, flubenzine is the first choice. It does not harm the stomach or liver. It is not commonly used in brooding.
In June, coccidia will appear, and the screaming abdominal pain will cause a commotion. Use Aimei Qingyuan for prevention and treatment. In hot weather in July, necrotizing enteritis is easy to occur. Red, yellow, white, and green feces are miraculous in eliminating intestinal toxins. Intestine makes chickens happy and happy. If you want the best effect, go to the best place. , Mix intestinal disease spirit in the ingredients
In August, bursitis caused fever and accumulation of carbon-like stools. It is a good plan to use bursitis clear toxin, which will accompany the poisoning and dissipation, and the condition will be relieved after five days. , do not interrupt the use of electrolysis
The weather is dry in autumn in September, add Happy 3000 ingredients to promote blood circulation, diuresis and protect the liver, strengthen the stomach and relieve diarrhea, and soothe the throat, reduce the feed ratio, and bring in financial resources, chickens, ducks and pigs Cows are happy all year long
Liver diseases are very common in October. Use Dubaisan within two days. Don’t imitate serum antibodies. Wait 5 or 6 days after the epidemic prevention.
The weather will change in November. Cold, mixed chicken and duck plague, paralysis when stretching the neck and wheezing, use Yuhuang Yin mixed with poison for four days.
In December, provide good warmth, pay attention to ventilation to reduce ascites, the Wetness Powder will be used to nourish the cold. Nourishing Qi and blood is the key. It contains all the ingredients for smooth breathing and can cure asthma in cold seasons.
1. Wrigley chewing gum, one stone is the same as before and one stone is in love (Wrigley chewing gum advertising slogan)
2. Riding has endless fun (a motorcycle advertising slogan)
3 , The name is shocking (a slogan for a certain eye disease treatment device)
4. The name of the clothes is shocking (a slogan for a certain clothing)
5. If you don’t have a stomach, you won’t come (the slogan for a certain stomach medicine) )
6. Be proud of drinking (a slogan for a certain drink)
7. Wine from heaven and earth (a slogan for a certain alcoholic beverage)
8. Eat the whole food and eat it deliciously (Slogan for a certain hotel)
9. Coughing without delay (Slogan for a cough medicine)
10. Leisure wife and good mother (Slogan for a washing machine)
11. No Mosquitoes (Slogan for a Certain Mosquito Killer)
12. No Oral Inflammation (Slogan for a Toothpaste)
13. Baiyi Baishun (Slogan for a Certain Brand of Clothing) )
14. To attract people into the store (banner of a high-end hotel)
15. A wise man confronts the enemy (Guqiao air-conditioning slogan)
16. Touch The new scene is amazing (Slogan for Asia Computer 3D Animation System)
17. It’s better to try and drink it than to know how good Fuller is (Slogan for Fuller Milk Powder)
18. Big Petrochemical Small The little petrified (Slogan for Danshu Capsules)
19. Liushen has a master and the family is worry-free (Slogan for Liushen Special Effect Toilet Water)
20. Stomach diseases are treated in Sifang (Sifangwei) (Slogan for the film)
21. China Telecom’s slogan for a long distance call )
23. If you have hemorrhoids, you don’t have to be old (advertising slogan of a certain hemorrhoid medicine)