Musicals (musicals). Among the foreign ones are "Moulin Rouge" which is very good. Foreign plays include "The Bald Showgirl" by Ionesco, "A Doll's House" and "Enemy of the People" by Ibsen. "Pillars of Society" has many other domestic dramas, such as Cao Yu's "Thunderstorm", "Sunrise", and "The Wilderness", which are very famous. Others include "The Beginning of Autumn", "The Field of Life and Death", "The Taste of Lemon Yellow" and "In Love" "Rhino" "Rhinoceros in Love" is a story about love. It's about a man who falls in love with a woman and does everything a man can do for her. The protagonist in the play, Ma Lu, is a paranoid in the eyes of others. As his friends said - he over-exaggerates the difference between one woman and another. Today, when everyone knows how to choose wisely, he is considered a rhinoceros among the crowd - It's really an outlier. The so-called "wisdom" means not to do impossible, illogical and thankless things. In a modern society with countless possibilities, countless ways and countless choices, everyone can find their best position and can be in the best position. Find a wise balance between emotion and practicality, and avoid falling into a situation where you are miserable and others are ridiculed. This is something Ma Lu doesn’t do, and it’s also what I don’t like. This is true not only of feelings, but also of everything - without paranoia, there would be no new creations, no new realms, no new beginnings that you can't even imagine. Love is your own thing, and no one is truly worth loving with all your heart. But with love, it can help you overcome all the illusions in life, reach out to the world with the longest tentacles, reach into the inside that you have never discovered, open up all the normally numb senses, transcend the years of fatigue, peel off Layers of worldly calluses expose the softest parts of yourself. Because it is too soft, pain will inevitably follow. But without the most direct feelings with the world and people, what are we living for? Love to me is not skin-to-skin contact, or eating vegetables and rice. It is an undying desire and a heroic dream in a tired life. "I like Duras's words. Malu said: "Forgetting is the only thing most people can do, but I decided not to forget her. ”
The people in the play have specific situations, specific occupations and specific personal experiences, but these have no practical significance. I hope that the audience who have watched the play can feel There are some things in his life that are worth holding on to. As for the ending of love, this play is not concerned about it.
Prologue
On the stage, the girl was clearly deceived. She was tied to the chair with her eyes closed. The young man Ma Lu sat next to her.
Ma Lu: Dusk is the time when my eyesight is the worst. At a glance, the streets are full of beauties, and the tall buildings and streets have changed. The usual shape is like in a movie...you are standing at the corner of the stairs, with a certain fragrance, a bit wet, and a strange smell. When you pass by, you know that you are crying. That's when it happened. I had a friend with a toothbrush who wanted me to believe that I was just in heat, like Tula in the African savannah, but I knew not that you were different, unique, soft, and clean. Like the sky, my Mingming, how can I make you understand? You are like my warm gloves, cold beer, shirts with the smell of sunshine, and dreams day after day. You are sweet and sad. , lips coated with fresh desire, your freshness and your desire make you as unpredictable as an animal, as inescapable as the sun, as shameless as an actor, as ruthless as hunger. I want to give you one. Home, be the father of your children, give you all the things you want, I want you to wake up to the sun, I want to touch your back and let your wings grow again in heaven that you can’t feel. How is my desire coming to you, climbing up your feet, drowning your legs, trying to drown you completely? I am thinking about you, I am opening my mouth, shamelessly longing for you, longing for you? Your hair, your eyes, your chin, your breasts, your beautiful waist and belly, the smell of your pores, the hands that wring when you are sad. You have the face of an angel and the heart of a bitch. . I love you, I love you with all my heart, I love you crazily, I flatter you, I promise you, I swear to you, I will do whatever I can.
How can I
make you understand how I love you? I endured it silently and cried myself to sleep? I shouted at the top of my lungs? Do I scold myself in the mirror? I burst into your office and pushed you to the ground? I go to college, I study for a Ph.D., and I become a writer? I gave up on myself for you and will I be pitied from now on? I walked into a mental hospital and my love for you collapsed? Crazy in love? Or should I commit suicide under your window? Mingming, tell me what to do? You are smart, dexterous, articulate, foolish, my beloved, my Mingming...
Scene 1
The base of a big clock takes up the entire At the back of the stage, you can imagine the hugeness of the clock, and everyone gathered in front of the big clock.
Chorus
This is an era of material excess,
This is an era of emotional excess,
This is an era of knowledge The era of excess,
This is the era of excess information,
This is the era of intelligence and rationality,
This is the era of down-to-earth.
We have too many things to do,
We have too many things to learn,
We have too many voices to listen to,
We have too many things to learn,
We have too many voices to listen to,
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We have too many demands to meet.
Love is a candle, giving you light,
it will be extinguished when the wind blows.
Love is like a flying bird that decorates the scenery.
It flies away when the weather changes.
Love is like a flower, fresh and moving,
withered after May.
Love is a rainbow, so colorful and gorgeous,
It is an instant deception, evaporating as soon as the sun shines.
Love is so beautiful, but it is vulnerable.
Love is so beautiful, but it is vulnerable.
Everyone: Before the new century comes, we must organize the wealth of mankind.
Before the new century comes, we must clean up the useless garbage.
Before the advent of the new century, we must overthrow unrealistic ideas.
Before the advent of the new century, we must abandon all weak things.
Announcer: In order to welcome the arrival of the new century, we are going to build a unique clock in the world.
It stands tall and is indestructible, embodying human wisdom and strength. At this time, the big clock manufacturing site was a tense and joyful scene. Designers and workers worked overtime, and citizens gathered around the site and refused to leave for a long time. Everyone is rejoicing and excited about this initiative of ours!
Citizen A: One hundred kilograms. The second hand alone weighs one hundred kilograms. Time has never been so heavy as it is now.
Citizen B: It is a miracle of modern technology. The movement is entirely made of titanium metal provided by the Ministry of Aerospace. It can withstand right and wrong, honor and disgrace, and vicissitudes of life. It symbolizes our nation.
Citizen C: Every curve is carefully crafted, and every indicator will be recorded in history.
Citizen D: The poems of one hundred outstanding poets who were born and died in this century are engraved on the dial.
Citizen E: A 67-year-old poet just committed suicide in order to have his works selected. , Citizen F: Dedicated to the coming new century, this century clock is unique in the world, all designed and constructed by us.
Citizen G: It should be written that this is the crystallization of human wisdom.
Citizen A: I suggest writing it as the ninth wonder of the world, a guiding lighthouse for aliens.
Citizen B: The prize money for the lottery issued for Big Bell has accumulated to 5 million yuan, and it continues to rise! Those who get this money will be the lucky ones in the 21st century!
Citizen C: I heard that the numbers on the dial are gold-plated. As people in the century like to say - time is money.
Citizen D: Our neighbor promised to give me fifty thousand yuan if I hid his initials behind the watch hands.
Citizen E: How dare you! You are destroying cultural relics from two hundred years ago!
Citizen F: I want to secretly carve my name on the side of 8 o'clock so that it can be remembered forever.
Citizen G: I want to carve my lover’s name on the tomb seat of the big bell, and carve a heart next to it to represent our unwavering love.
Everyone looked at him sideways.
Everyone: Love is so beautiful, but it is vulnerable.
Love is so beautiful, but it is vulnerable.
Scene 2
At Malu’s house, Daxian was playing a deck of cards in his hand, while Heizi and Malu sat aside.
Heizi: Is he coming yet?
Ma Lu: How do I know?
Heizi: Call him! Value sex over friends!
Great Immortal: Hold a card in one hand and look at it. Look, here is red, here is black. I will blow on it
and the red one will turn into Black. Look!
Ma Lu and Heizi watched with little interest as the great immortal performed tricks.
Da Xian: How is it?
Heizi: What did Xiaoshi say?
Da Xian: He said he would be here in a moment.
Heizi: I won’t play with him anymore.
Daxian: OK. Doing tricks again and watching, watching!
Heizi: What does that new girl who moved next to you across the road do?
Da Xian: What are you asking about?
Heizi: I also want to become someone who has something to do! I’m asking you, Malu.
Ma Lu: I think it’s the secretary in the office.
Heizi: Did she tell you?
Ma Lu shook his head.
Heizi: Then how do you know?
Ma Lu: Because she smells like a copy machine.
Heizi: Just kidding.
Ma Lu: I can tell a person’s identity, occupation, and what he just did from the smell he emits. Don't believe it? Smell the Great Immortal, do you smell that hospital smell? No amount of lemon-scented laundry detergent and Lux ??soap can wash it off. It has soaked into the seams of your bones and is spreading out all the time. The clerks who smelled of air conditioners and copy machines, the small businessmen who smelled of cigarette smoke, and the housewives who had just come out of the kitchen and dressed up for shopping, even though they sprayed perfume, they still couldn't cover their hair. of oil smoke. And those chickens, all of them had the acrid smell of semen. I can even tell everyone's lunch menu from their breath - fish-flavored shredded pork, spicy tripe slices, mushrooms and cabbage...
Heizi: Just your garlic nose.
Daxian: The quality of a nose does not lie in its appearance, but in its function.
Ma Lu: Yes! People have unified inspection standards for eyes and ears. If you do not meet this standard,
it will be regarded as some kind of disability, which will affect your work, further education, and even your attitude towards life. There are many discriminatory adjectives about this - blind, deaf, color blind, but there are no requirements at all for the nose. Nasal congestion, which is just a symptom of a cold, a few Contac pills can solve the problem. A competent and excellent nose is never ignored.
Da Xian: Malu is just like the rhinoceros he raised. He has bad eyes but a good nose.
Heizi: It’s almost time to catch up with the dog.
Ma Lu: For example, your hair always smells like X. After you mess around, you’d better wash your hair.
Da Xian: Really? Let me smell it.
The immortal was chasing Heizi, and someone knocked on the door.
Heizi: Stop making trouble, open the door, open the door, Xiaoshi is here, start playing cards!
The toothbrush salesman appears.
Toothbrush salesperson: Hello everyone, I am an advertiser for Huichen Company. I would like to waste a few seconds of your precious time.
As the 21st century is approaching, we are happy to welcome an epoch-making revolution in sanitary ware - it is the high-tech product Diamond brand diamond toothbrush produced by our company. You may not know, but after you brush your teeth every day, bacteria will quickly grow in your mouth, which can lead to tooth decay, plaque, bad breath, and tartar. what to do? As long as you use the Diamond toothbrush produced by our company every morning and evening, you can eliminate the chance of bacteria remaining and have fresh breath, no odor, and no tooth decay. Brushing your teeth in the morning makes you look good when going out, and brushing your teeth in the evening stimulates your sexual desire... because it is the first toothbrush brand tested and certified by the Chinese Stomatological Association and can effectively prevent dental caries. At the same time, it is the only toothbrush brand verified and recommended by the Chinese Association of Preventive Medicine.
Please don’t misunderstand me. In fact, the real purpose of my coming here is to tell you the good news. Where does the good news come from? Good question, sir! Anyone who purchases our company's diamond brand diamond-shaped toothbrush will receive a sincere reward of "gift, gift, give" that Huichen Company brings to the people of the capital. What is "gift, gift, give"? The gentleman asked again. "Gift" means that we will give you two diamond toothbrushes for free. Come on, let us all fly together in the world of health and biochemical life!
Da Xian: Got it, give it to us.
Daxian and Heizi took the toothbrushes from the salesman.
Da Xian: Okay, let’s go.
Salesman: That’s right, sir. We will give you two as a gift. If you buy one of our diamond toothbrushes, the price is sixteen yuan a ***...
Heizi: No more. , No more, two is enough.
Salesman: No, you don’t understand what I mean.
Da Xian: You give it away, we want it, what else do you want?
Heizi: Give me two more. He pointed out that the road where he was sitting at the table was not moving yet!
Promoter: No.
Daxian: Wait, let me ask - are you going to hold a "gift" event to thank consumers?
Promoter: Yes.
Daxian: Am I a consumer?
Promoter: Yes.
Da Xian: Can I have these two toothbrushes?
Promoter: OK.
Da Xian: What other problems are there? Come on, we have something to do.
Salesman: No, sir.
Da Xian: Why not?
The salesman looked at the three young men.
Salesman: I won’t sell it anymore. Please return the toothbrush to me.
Just when Daxian and Heizi were about to panic, Ma Lu spoke.
Ma Lu: A toothbrush costs sixteen yuan?
The salesman looked at the road and felt that this person was easy to talk to.
Promoter: You may not understand what I mean about Daxian and Heizi. Run to the road
I am an advertiser for Huichen Company. We are currently holding an event to thank consumers. We are giving away two diamond-shaped toothbrushes for free. If you buy one toothbrush, three for each* **Sixteen yuan...
Ma Lu: Wait, didn’t you say 16 yuan?
Salesman: I’m giving you two for free!
Ma Lu: We just want to give it away, not ask for money. Are you stupid? Or mentally retarded?
Salesman: Brother, I was wrong. You see, it’s not easy for me to do business. If you really want it, you can give me sixteen yuan and take all three of them.
Ma Lu: Wait, wait, let me ask you how much a toothbrush costs?
Promoter: Sixteen.
Ma Lu: Where are the three branches?
Promoter: Sixteen.
Ma Lu: Where’s one?
Promoter: Sixteen.
Ma Lu: You take me for a fool! I want one. Do you understand? Do you know how to count? "One", not "three". How much is one?
How much does it cost? Be careful what you say, I'm telling you I'm out of patience.
Salesman: After hesitating again and again, he whispered...
Ma Lu: I don’t understand! I don't understand!
Salesman: You don’t want me to give it to you for free.
Ma Lu: No, why do you give it to me? Do I know who you are? Don’t you have to come in? Don’t you have to sell toothbrushes? If I buy them, I’ll ask you how much one costs!
Salesman: This is our thanks...
Ma Lu: Stop doing this, I will ask you how much one one costs!
The salesman suddenly cried.
Salesman: Brother, I was wrong. There is an eighty-year-old mother in my hometown.
Ma Lu: Why are you crying! You are the one who wants to come in and sell toothbrushes! Let me ask you how much does one cost?
Da Xian: Forget it.
Ma Lu: No, if you don’t make it clear today, don’t even think about leaving.
Promoter: I was wrong.
Ma Lu: What’s wrong? Where did you go wrong?
Salesman: I will give you all the toothbrushes and let me go.
Ma Lu: It’s not that easy to leave!
Salesman: I was wrong, I will never come again.
Ma Lu: Where did you go wrong? You are right! Let me ask you how much a toothbrush costs! A toothbrush!
Daxian and Heizi discouraged the excited Malu. The salesman went to the table with a sad face and took out his toothbrush from his bag.
Daxian: Malu, forget it!
Ma Lu: No!
Daxian: Toothbrush! Tell the promoters about you! sit down!
Da Xian pressed Ma Lu on the chair. The salesman also sat down obediently.
Da Xian: Heizi, deal the cards.
Four people sit in a circle, and Heizi deals the cards.
Heizi: Take, "Toothbrush", your card.
The promoter will name it "Toothbrush" from now on
Toothbrush: Big brother!
Da Xian: Take it!
Toothbrush: Alas. What to play?
Heizi: Pulling a rat.
Toothbrush: How big is it?
Heizi: How much money do you have?
Toothbrush: I have no money, I only have a toothbrush.
Daxian: A toothbrush is a toothbrush. Grab a card!
The toothbrush gradually returned to normal, very smart and smooth. And the more he fought, the more courageous he became, and finally he won everything from Malu and the others.
Heizi: Hey, you can do it. Was that stupid act just an act?
Toothbrush: Self-protection, self-protection!
Da Xian: I don’t want to play anymore, I don’t want to play anymore, how could such a person come out.
Toothbrush: Sorry, sorry!
Scene 3
Rhinoceros Hall
Ma Lu: One and a half tons of fodder, food intake has decreased somewhat. I pooped five times and the color is black and yellow, which is normal. Go outside
Go for a four-hour walk. Tula,
Are you unhappy again? You are always unhappy, like a poet, but you are just a black rhinoceros,
not even listed in the Red Book of Endangered Animals
. I really don’t know what’s going on in that big head of yours. He doesn't get along with white rhinos, and he doesn't like hippos either. There is no oxpecker
to help you eat bugs. Am I not helping you bathe every day? Moreover, you may not know whether there is an oxpecker or not. You were still too young at that time, and I am afraid you have forgotten what the grassland looks like. If I told you that, would you be happier? The new rhinoceros museum is almost ready, and the park has allocated money, and they are planning to buy another rhino! Maybe a beautiful, sexy female African rhino! And unlike Tana, the white rhino, she is a real black rhino! May 16, 1999, Tula, two tons of fodder, one kilogram of apples, outdoor activities, and went to bed at seven o'clock. On May 17, I went to work at eight o'clock, wearing a lavender suit. I came back at six o'clock in the evening. I looked very happy and bought a lot of food. At seven o'clock, a man came to visit. He had the key to the room and stayed there all night. On May 18th, there was a noise early in the morning. The man left. M chased him downstairs and cried again. This was the third time in a week... On May 19th, two tons of fodder were collected and the animal house was cleaned. Tula had a little diarrhea. . The white rhinoceros Nikhil showed signs of estrus, but the female rhinoceros Tana was indifferent...
Scene 4
The rooftop platform at night, the road and Mingming.
Mingming: I mean "love"! Where did that feeling come from? From the heart, liver, spleen, and blood vessels, which internal organs
does it come from? Maybe the moon is close to the earth that day, the sun shines directly on the Tropic of Cancer, the moisture from the ocean brought by the monsoon makes your skin lubricated, and the low pressure formed in Mongolia makes your heart beat faster. Or maybe it's just the desire that comes from your heart, the commotion caused by the menstrual cycle, the light bulb that was just replaced in his room, the fragrance of the orange he just ate on his fingers, the sting on your face that he forgot to shave... ...The tingling feeling on the nerve endings caused by all this is what we call love...
Ma Lu: Some rhinos live in dry and open grasslands, while others like to live in dense areas
In the forest, they eat different foods. Some like to eat grass, some like to eat leaves, and some eat both grass and leaves. Rhino, whose name comes from Greek, is a tropical animal. There are five rhinos in the world: black rhinoceros, white rhinoceros, Sumatran rhinoceros, Indian rhinoceros and Javan rhinoceros, which are basically extinct.
Tula is the kind that lives in the African grasslands.
Mingming: Who is Tula?
Ma Lu: An African black rhino.
Mingming: Did you raise it?
Ma Lu: Well, the rhino’s eyesight is very poor, so it can’t see clearly what a person looks like.
Mingming: Are you from the zoo?
Ma Lu: Do you want to visit Tula?
Mingming: Go to the zoo? I haven’t been there in a long time! It's really strange. I've seen rhinos before, but I've never seen a person raising rhinos! People say that people who are patient with animals must be patient with women. But why don't you do something ordinary? For example, driving a rental car, working as a repairman, etc. Of course, not everyone can engage in art, like Chen Fei, but raising rhinos is too weird.
Ma Lu: I have a professional title, a professional title approved by the Garden Bureau!
Mingming: What I mean is that it is difficult for you to change jobs! What if you don't like this zoo, or
this rhino? People say that in modern society, if you don’t know English, computers and driving, you know nothing. Will you?
Ma Lu: Can you do it?
Mingming: I know how to use computers. I can type 110 words per minute, which is the fastest in our company.
I can speak English for daily use, and I can also drive.
Ma Lu: Can that person do it?
Mingming: Who? You mean Chen Fei? He is an artist and guides people's thoughts, which is of course another matter. But
Unfortunately you are not. So, you're done! Peeling off a piece of chewing gum and putting it in his mouth
Ma Lu: I passed the pilot test when I graduated from junior high school. I could have appeared in the pictorial wearing a closed leather jacket and goggles
Everything is perfect except for the eyes. I was supposed to be a pilot, and the rhinoceros was supposed to be an eagle. We were not supposed to live by our sense of smell. Where are the prey, where are the water sources, where are the delicious aquatic plants... But most animals live by their sense of smell, and they live in the African grasslands. Zebras and elephants rely on their sense of smell to detect danger and find prey, but they are not the animals with the strongest sense of smell. As far as we know, some animals have a sense of smell that is millions of times stronger than humans. Vultures have large openings on both sides of their mouths and noses, and they also rely on their sense of smell to find food. There is a Scandinavian petrel that relies on its sense of smell to hunt sand eels and small fish. Even the jellyfish uses its sense of smell to find prey. Its tongue can be stretched and retracted to taste the breath and track the prey. Not to mention sharks. People can't smell smells from a hundred meters away, but people can smell something delicious nearby.
Pauses are lemons.
Mingming: What are you chewing gum for?
Ma Lu: Lemon?
Mingming: Yes, it’s lemon flavored. Do you want it?
Ma Lu shook his head.
Ma Lu: When I first arrived at the zoo, they said they had never seen a zookeeper wearing glasses. Later I stopped
wearing them because rhinos are so big that they don’t need glasses. visible.
Mingming: Yesterday I told Chen Fei: "They all said I was too good to you and you don't deserve it!" What do you think he
said? You can't even think about it, but he said: "That's great. I just don't deserve it. If I did, I wouldn't be able to show off to you." Have you ever seen a person with such a personality? He said that I was a schemer and that I was being nice to him because I wanted to dominate him. They say that I embody the civilization of a powerful system. There are also attempts by vulnerable groups to moralize powerful groups.
Malu: The hare spends most of his time chasing as many female rabbits as possible, but the jackal only falls in love once in his life and stays with his female jackal for the rest of his life.
Mingming: What do you mean?
Ma Lu: It’s mentioned in the "Zoology" textbook.
Mingming: But I heard people say that jackals eat dead people! He opened his mouth to bark and ran away
Ma Lu: That's human prejudice, jackal... turned around and found that Ming Ming had already left
Ma Lu picked up the chewing gum Ming Ming threw on the ground and put it away Put it in your mouth and chew it.
Ma Lu: Lemony Mingming.
Song of the road - "Lemon":
I lay quietly on the bed, with my day hanging in the closet,
I quietly Lying on the bed, my night is falling on the wall,
I lie quietly on the bed, my childhood is hiding under the bed,
I lie on the bed quietly, the seat Keep your warmth on me.
The cup is filled with water and thoughts,
The wind is rolling in the curtains, and my wishes are rolling in. Every step steps on my heart,
< p>Let me become a leaf in the wind. The pieces trembled in the trembling air.I will use all my patience and enthusiasm, I will spend all the time in my life,
Thinking of you and waiting for you, my love.
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