Niu: If the chicken crows early in the morning, everyone will wake up! Chicken brother stays up so early today, huh? Are you glad that you are trapped when you are born? Look at what Brother Niu has specially prepared for you today. This is the freshest milk produced by myself! Nutrient-rich milk is sent to the younger brother of the chicken, and the hen's raw protein is fresh!
Chicken: Oh, that's touching! Thanks, thanks, thanks to Brother Niu! It's not easy for you. All you eat is grass and all you squeeze out is milk! You go out early and return late for the benefit of the people. I am here today to thank you instead of our folks and friends. I hope you will have a good New Year! Bull: Eleven! Where are our good brothers? You are welcome, too. When I was born that year, did you give me an egg? Today's self-produced milk is my humble token! Eating grass and producing milk is the physiology of Ruan cattle. It is my intention to benefit the people, that is, sometimes I get rich "mad cow disease" and I am shocked to go to bbi.
Chicken: Niu Ge, you said that there is a shadow! You see, people in the world are simply unreasonable. Bird flu and mad cow disease are all caused by people. When you and I are wronged and have nowhere to take a breath, people in the world avoid you and me and never eat my beef noodles! Might as well ask DiJiaTian, this? Whose is this, isn't it?
Niu: That sounds really lifeless! Listener friends, you continue to listen to me. People in the world are self-righteous, and it is a waste of breath to say "casting pearls before swine". I protested, I protested, and I didn't know what I knew, saying that I had no sense of music at all. Look at that little Niu Er Ruan, who was born by the music studio. Hey, he is so smart and clever!
Chicken: What Niu Ge said about Shadow is that I want to tell you about it. What I want to sue is the idiom "Killing chickens to scare monkeys" (ggi). This is a very stupid thing to do. Dare to joke about my life and you can solve Daizhi fundamentally? If I see it, should I change it to "kill monkeys to scare them"?
(Monkey appears) (the Monkey King's acute monkey cry)
Monkey: Ah, ah! Chicken little brother, chicken little brother, why did you curse me to death on the first day of spring? I didn't mean any harm when I came to congratulate you on your good life today.
Chicken: Alas, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, no, no, it's too late for me to welcome you. How can I curse you? Just now, it was Brother Jia Niu who was discussing the generation of records discriminated against by human beings. I said that because (they) don't know the psychology of our animals, if not, ask Brother Niu. See if I lied to you?
Niu: Yes, yes, Yi didn't mean you any harm! Ruan is just focusing on the generation of ambition. Monkey boy, can you think about yourself? Is it true that some people say that you are not right? Let's talk about it with Ruan, and let the audience and friends come to judge you!
Monkey: There is a shadow in this. What I want to sue is "The monkey fished for the moon with nothing". How can it be said that the monkey fished for the moon with a sieve? Ruan (meanhingg "we") is a good intention, seeing Moon in the water! Thinking about the dark cave of human beings, I wanted to catch it (goo), but I was unable to catch it (si). Finally, I knew that the moon in the water could not be caught, but although the moon was not caught, there was still something to gain. At least I understood that the moon in the water could not be caught. How can this be said to be empty? ! But because of this daizhi! I have offended Moon Niang. The next day, Ruan's ears were missing a little bit. Later, I heard her grandmother (meaning "grandmother") say that Moon Niang can't be lifted casually. She also taught a moon public ballad to beg the moon for forgiveness and protection. Well, I might as well teach you here: Father Yue, you are blunt with your knife, I am sharp with my knife, and you can lift it (gi).
Tiger: Who is reading songs and poems here? Today is a good time for the younger brother of Chicken, and it is also a day specially arranged by the Jade Emperor God for the reunion of our twelve brothers. I rushed to send you a gift, and I was reading songs and poems there. Is it too late to prepare for it?
Niu: (joking) Haha! Brother Tiger, brother! This is called no tiger in the mountain, and the monkey is called the king! On this festive day today, the Jade Emperor said that everyone is an equal brother, so you don't want to take advantage of it to show your tiger's power! Anyway, three brothers, including you, have just arrived, so we might as well fight with Qi.
Tiger: Hehehehe, little Niu Hao and little Niu Hao! People are right. People say that newborn cows are not afraid of tigers! I admire you for daring to say such brave words to me today. You said that you said that today, taking advantage of this rare opportunity, we all come to fight for wisdom. My tiger is not afraid of the sky at ordinary times, and I dare to say that I will be afraid of losing you today!
sheep: haha! Today is really a hot day. Even the most powerful tiger has changed into a suit, so it's out of date. Well, I won't give gifts to my eleventh brother for the time being, so I'll give you a quiz!
Chicken: Big Brother Yang, who is knowledgeable and versatile, is coming! Welcome! Welcome! In order to avoid hurting the kindness of Niu Hu's two eldest brothers, I'm going to invite you to the Central Committee today. After all, it's a good day. Let's talk about a lighter topic! Or start with the poem that Monkey Brother just taught you!
sheep: what kind of poem do you think it is?
Monkey: "Father Moon, your knife is dull, but I am sharp. If you raise it, there is no cure!" This is it.
sheep: oh! So this is it? This is the right question for me to test! This version is popular in your monkey kingdom. In fact, there are two versions in the kingdom of Ruan Yang! This is a famous poem! Why don't you just do it? I think the two brothers Niu and Hu don't have to fight there any more. Who has the law to tell the other version even if he wins? What do you think?
Niu: no problem! The Ruan family grew up in the countryside, and some ballads are often heard. Just let me match one of the versions first!
Tiger: You can't help being happy too soon. You have to take care of yourself first. My tiger has never seen anything in the world. I don't believe that today's game of wits in the chicken brother's house will be defeated by you, a "everyday" little Niu Hao!
monkey: ok! Stop wasting time and start! There are other versions, I'd like to hear it clearly, sister!
Chicken: Yes, yes! I live in Jichao in Japan, and I seldom listen to these songs and poems. Brother Niu, please tell me quickly!
cow: ok! Listen to the good situation, and the audience and friends also listen to the good situation. Today, I will be convinced by Brother Tiger's defeat!
Tiger: Cut the crap and tell it quickly!
Niu: As far as I'm concerned, I've often heard those kids reading in the countryside. Besides the version mentioned by Brother Monkey just now, there are indeed two other versions, which are very harsh to read. ("rhyming" Minnan dialect) One of the songs goes like this: Moon Mother, you are a brother and I am a brother. I can't uncover your golden hook knife to cut Ruan's golden hook ear! Ha ha! Simple, isn't it? There is also a version, I won't say it first, come and ask Brother Tiger! Come and see your sister, and see if you dare to plant ("know")!
Tiger: (a little flustered but proud) This? Here! What's the big deal about this? I know more songs and poems than you have traveled! However, it is this month's mother, who is usually less attentive. Ok, ok, if you have the courage to say another version, even if you win!
Niu: ok, listen to the situation! This is the second version, listeners, listen to the situation. Today, the Tiger Brothers will be defeated by me. I can also fight for the breath of all the uncles and aunts, and the cows and bulls. Wow, I am so excited! Ok, Brother Tiger, listen carefully. Now I'll introduce you to the third version of Yuegong Ballad: It's called Moon Worshipping Mother!
Sister Yue Bai, the moon worshipper, is so hairy and talkative. You are my brother and I am my brother. I can't open the knife to cut Ruan's ear. Did you hear that? Are you listening? Ah, Brother Tiger?
tiger: hmm! This won't work! This won't work! You rushed to tell the story before we started. If I told the second version first, you wouldn't have passed the test so smoothly. No, no, not this time, not this time! I refuse to accept, refuse to accept!
Niu: Why did you come back on your word when you said you were in a good position? Brother Yang, you should judge a truth!
sheep: this? This? Brother Niu has indeed said two versions, but what Brother Tiger said makes sense! I-I don't know exactly who should win or lose. Let's forget it. Today is a good day for our little chicken brother to be born. Everyone loves to be kind, and there is no need to talk about winning or losing. It's been thousands of years, and it's been in the ranking of the zodiac for thousands of years (meaning "arguing endlessly"). Now it's better to win or lose when you all meet. I don't think there is anything to argue about. We are all good brothers!
Chicken: Yes, yes! Brother Yang has a point! I want to be the right time, alas, I think it is also weak and bad. Originally, my tenth position should belong to our eleventh brother, but because of my personal interests at that time, alas!
dog: haha! Brother Chicken spoke his mind today. Well, with his courage to admit his mistake, I'll go away with the previous generation of records. For thousands of years, for this problem, our two families are not in contact with each other. I am in charge of the gatekeeper of the dark room and your company tells the time during the day! It's never been as harmonious and sincere as it was before the zodiac, and it's been a long time since I've had the same wine with Qi Lin. Come on, come on, today is a good day when you were born. I sent you two bottles of good wine. Let's have a good time, don't worry about the fuss! Honestly? What's the point of this? It's just a birthright, just look at the card! In this way, everyone will be happy!
Chicken: Yes, thank you so much for your understanding. Think about how many true brothers we were! We worked together to form a powerful combination of crowing chickens and stealing dogs, which made great contributions to the smooth customs clearance in Meng Changjun!
Tiger: Hey, hey, hey! How do you do it? Who is the winner and loser of Ruan, Lao Yang? Why don't you judge Ruan?
Niu: Forget it, today is a little chicken's face, even if I lose you! Is that all right?
sheep: knowing only the shadow, the old cow has always been honest. I didn't expect such a big measure. I admire the old sheep!
Niu: No, no! Brother Yang, you are welcome!
Tiger: Yo yo yo, old sheep, what are you talking about? You mean my tiger is too small? You didn't listen to what people are saying: that I was a prime minister who could punt in my stomach! That's not easy! Look, sister, the biggest animal on land is elephant, isn't it? Go and see my sister. Does she dare to say that her stomach can hold up the boat?
sheep: ok, ok! Brother Hu, brother Hu, your truth is the most right. What I said was definitely not aimed at you. Will you just pretend that I never said that?
Tiger: Of course! People say they lose and don't admit defeat. The old cow has already given up on her own, but I am not satisfied with winning. I will continue to win this game with my own strength! People say that all things are impolite! Let's start all over again, and continue to talk about songs and poems. My little Han often listened to many songs and poems that Grandpa Ruan taught me. I don't believe that this time I really lost so easily to you, little Niu Hao!
Dragon: (coming down from the sky) Hahahaha, this smiling tiger really can't laugh. The Jade Emperor God sees everything in the sky. Obviously, you can't tell the songs and poems of Brother Niu, but you are so embarrassed. Alas, it's so sad!
Chicken: Oh, Brother Long has arrived! Welcome, welcome! You see, Brother Tiger has never given up, which makes everyone have to accompany Iraq all the time! It's good for you to think of a way quickly!
Long: Isn't Yi always conceited that he has practiced his songs and poems well? Ok! Let's continue to come to Jiayi's duet poems now, and the theme will no longer be limited to what month's father-in-law and so on. As long as anyone remembers more poems, he can be said to be the winner today. Today, all the birthday gifts of my little chicken brother are regarded as rewards. At the same time, I am willing to give my most precious dragon ball. If you get it, you will realize your dream. What do you think of pressing it?
Chicken: Of course, I'd be happy to. We only get together once a year on New Year's Day. How difficult it is for brothers to have a happy Spring Festival! If all my things can make everyone happy and interesting, then what is the rarity of giving all my gifts?
Dog: Brother Chicken is so kind-hearted and open-minded, which is really admirable!
Monkey: Yes, people talk about how to win and make up for the addiction card, which is aimed at the words of Brother Chicken. I would like to present a big blue peach picked from the Flat Peach Garden. Whoever wins in the end will live a long life after eating it!
snake: yes! Since the two eldest brothers A have said so, I think I can still take out my most precious things. It is inevitable that my snake can swallow elephants alive in folklore, but have you ever heard of my snake eating and dying? Never, huh? Haha, why? Because I have a fairy grass with me, it can remove all poisons and diseases, and it is particularly useful that it has the power to eliminate any diseases that rise and swell!