Our funny drama script of "Snow White"
Characters: Queen, Magic Mirror, Snow White, Three Dwarfs, Prince.
A narrator
Scene 1
Narrator: A long time ago, there was a beautiful queen, but behind her beauty there was a jealous heart. She couldn't bear to hear that someone was prettier than her. She has a magic mirror and often walks in front of it to admire herself.
(The Queen and the Mirror approached each other with the music accompaniment of the DJ version of "Two Little Bees", taking model steps and doing two poses)
Queen: Mirror Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most handsome guy in the world?
Magic Mirror: Sorry, there is a system failure, please re-enter the voice prompt.
Queen: Forget it, tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Magic Mirror: OK, restart. Everyone comes to see, this person is really beautiful! She has long black hair like a waterfall, snow-white skin, and a slim figure. Every man will fall in love with her and every woman will feel inferior to her. She is Snow White.
Queen: Where did you get so much nonsense from this broken mirror?
Magic Mirror: My child, please don’t be upset. Every girl is an angel who has descended into the mortal world. Some have their feet on the ground and some have their heads on the ground. Unfortunately for you, It just so happens that your face falls on a piece of granite. This is fate that no one can change.
Queen: If you hadn’t seen that you were a global limited edition, I would have smashed you!
Magic Mirror: Huh? You've said it many times.
Queen: I don’t believe that a queen like me is worse than a princess? !
Magic Mirror: I think external beauty is secondary, and spiritual beauty is important. But if you really want to become beautiful, the only way to do it is to go to a beauty salon.
Queen: Could it be the long-lost one...
Magic Mirror: (Taking the Queen's words) Yes, it's the long-lost one - give it back to me Piao Piao fist!
(Actors A and B, please give me a good performance)
If you do this for seven or forty-nine days, you can become as beautiful as him. (Pointing to Actor B, Exit A and B)
Queen: I can't wait any longer. I want Snow White not to see the sun tomorrow. Go and kill her.
Magic Mirror: Although your idea is very creative, I am a magic mirror, not a devil.
Queen: You are the devil. I told the canteen that I will give you a packed lunch at noon tomorrow.
Magic Mirror: Hey...braised pork.
Queen: Two more chicken butts. go.
Second scene
(Snow White is embroidering mandarin ducks and playing "The Devil Enters the Village" magic mirror. She is dressed as a Japanese soldier, wearing a military cap and a wine bottle bottom He held a broom in his hand like a machine gun, walked into the village, came behind Snow White, and kicked her hard)
Magic Mirror: What's in the way!
(Looking at the magic mirror dully, slowly getting up, and throwing away the things in his hands)
(The magic mirror couldn’t help being stunned when seeing such a stunning beauty, and also threw away the things in his hands. Throw away the broom)
Snow White: (Gradually approaches the magic mirror and bumps the magic mirror hard with her shoulder) Handsome brother~, what can I do for you?
Magic Mirror: (almost being knocked down, speaking to the audience) Flower girl, big earth! (to Snow White) Girl! I just finished my meal and passed by with nothing to do. Can you accompany me to Building 8 for a walk? (Building 8 is the girls’ dormitory)
Snow White: Well...that’s okay. (Bouncing with the magic mirror and entering Building 8)
Narration: Snow White was tricked into Building No. 8, and the magic mirror revealed his true face.
Magic Mirror: (throws Snow White away, looks at Snow White, grinning sinisterly,) Haha...Snow White, haha...
Snow White : (Looking very scared, holding his hands on his chest) You, what do you want to do?
Magic Mirror: I am the big devil, and I will kill you today.
(The magic mirror took out an extremely sharp knife and approached Snow White)
Snow White: (very scared, back away.
) Moonlight attacks!
Magic Mirror: Six Meridians Divine Sword! (Magic Mirror First Block)
Snow White: Turtle Style Qigong!
Magic Mirror: (Magic Mirror blocks it again) The universe has shifted!
Snow White: (Takes out a primitive revolver from under her skirt) Bang!
(The magic mirror was shot, covering his chest with his hands, and slowly fell to the ground)
Snow White: Can you escape my speed, can you escape the speed of the times? snort! (Shaking her head and walking away arrogantly)
Narration: Over there, the queen is still waiting for news about the magic mirror.
(Enter the Queen, hold the mirror and look at it as you walk. On the Magic Mirror)
Magic Mirror: (In front of the Queen) Emperor...Emperor...Queen... (Appearing to be injured)
Queen: (pointing to the magic mirror sternly) Why did you come back? !
Magic Mirror: (spurting blood from the mouth onto the Queen's face) I...she...I...
Queen: What? (Wipe it quickly and slap the magic mirror) Lift your face up and go to hell! (The magic mirror was whipped around and fainted to the ground) Looks like I have to take action myself. He can run out of the classroom but not out of the cafeteria, (laughs in a high-pitched voice) Hahahaha... Humph! (Exit the Queen)
Scene 3
Scene: a small house
Narration: There were three cute dwarfs living in the forest. One day they met Here comes the lost Snow White.
(The music "Rabbit Dance" starts, three dwarfs line up to dance the rabbit dance, "Rabbit Dance" stops)
Three dwarfs: (backs to the audience)
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A: It’s the opposite.
Three dwarves: (posing POSS to the audience) Yeah! Shh! If necessary, withdraw! (Snow White enters)
Snow White: (pointing to the house) Could someone live here? (Asking loudly) Is anyone there?
Dwarf A: Who are you? Which army are you from?
Snow White: I am Snow White, from the Red Detachment of Women. (Three dwarves run up to Snow White)
Dwarf A: (pointing to Snow White) Really?
Snow White: Really, if you don’t believe it, try it!
Dwarf B: Check. (Snow White stood still, and the three dwarves walked around her and asked)
Dwarf A: Why is snow white?
Snow White: Because it wants to forget the past!
Dwarf B: Will it snow again today?
Snow White: If it doesn’t rain today, it will rain tomorrow!
Dwarf C: The land occupies a high hill, and the mountains are beautiful through the ages.
Snow White: The door faces the sea, and the water of the three rivers flows for thousands of years!
Dwarf B: The king of heaven covers the tiger of earth.
Snow White: The pagoda suppresses the river monster.
Dwarf C: Why is your face red?
Snow White: radiant.
Dwarf A: Why is it yellow again?
Snow White: Vaseline for cold protection.
Three dwarves: (looking at each other and saying) That’s right, that’s right.
Snow White: (holding the dwarf’s hand and jumping up and down) I finally found you!
Dwarf A: Are all comrades safe?
Snow White: Well, safe and sound. Comrades miss you very much. I'm lost here. (Leaning his head on B's shoulder, he said coquettishly)
Dwarf C: It doesn't matter, come to our house. (The dwarves and Snow White exit together)
Scene 4
Narration: On this day, the three dwarves went out, and Snow White was the only one left at home. The evil queen finally found Snow White. She carefully crafted a poisonous apple to poison Snow White. (Queen enters)
Queen: (Both of them walked in the direction of each other with their heads down in boredom) I heard that on the campus of the University of Technology, I saw beautiful women who could live forever.
Snow White: I heard that seeing a handsome guy on the campus of Polytechnic University can lead to a long life
Queen: Ah! Miss, do you want to lose weight?
Snow White: Thank you, I don’t want it. I'm already very thin.
Queen: There is a saying that goes well, good figure, just wait and see. Take two steps. If you are not fat, take two steps.
Snow White: Just take two steps.
(The princess twisted her butt and left)
Queen: (Took out an apple to Snow White) Girl, I admire you so much.
This apple is so cute, I’ll give it to you as a gift.
Snow White: Oh, thank you. (Take the apple and take a bite)
Queen: (showing a sly smile) Haha. ． ． This is the most amazing poison in the world that I have exclusively developed, and I will kill you in one day!
Snow White: Hahaha! The world's most strange poison should be the one who is half-stepping with a smile on the face of the Bai family.
Queen: Our One Day Death Powder is made from seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus the crane crown red, which is refined for seventy-seven forty-nine days. It is colorless and odorless, killing people without a trace.
Snow White: Humph, our Smiling Banbu Dian is made from honey, Sichuan scallops, Platycodon grandiflorum and Tianshan snow lotus. It does not require refrigeration and does not contain any preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, the taste is also Very tasty.
Queen: Anyone who eats our One Day Death Powder will lose all martial arts within a day, have venous reflux, have random thoughts, become possessed, and eventually die of burst blood vessels.
Snow White: That’s right, and as the name suggests, the person who eats our smiling half-step must not walk half-step or smile, otherwise his whole body will explode and die.
Together: It’s really a home trip. If you want to kill people and silence them, you need good medicine.
Narrator: So, where can I buy it?
Snow White: This brother is so lucky, I happen to have one here. (Toxic attack, slowly falling down)
Queen: Down... Hahaha. ． ． ("Little Baicai" played and the queen walked around the princess's body. After the music stopped, she kicked the princess) Are you dead?
Princess: (raises head) Not yet!
Queen: (kicks the princess) Not dead, not dead yet!...Are you dead?
Princess (raises head) Dead!
Queen: Hahahaha... sunset The red clouds in the Western Mountains are flying, and the soldiers are returning to the camp from target practice! Hum!
, Narrator: The three dwarfs returned home and saw Snow White unconscious, and were very anxious. At this time, the legendary prince appears, and the story of love at first sight is about to take place. (Enter three dwarfs)
Dwarf A: Snow White, what’s wrong with you? Why are you frothing?
Dwarf B and C: Snow White, Snow White...
Dwarf C: Quick, carry her into the house! (The dwarves lift Snow White together, one lifts a leg, and the other two lift an arm)
Dwarf A: Come quickly, come quickly!
(The prince rode on a broom on stage)
Dwarf C: (Seeing the prince, waving and shouting) Hello, young man. ． ． Hello. ． ． Come and help.
Prince: (seeing the dwarf coming over and seeing Snow White) This girl is growing up so well. ． ．
Dwarf A: Beautiful, beautiful.
Dwarf B: Come on, come on, Snow White is dying.
Prince: Girl, wake up, girl, wake up (stroking the princess’s head, trying to breathe, and gently putting her head down), the girl has no breath, this girl Already dead, dead...
Princess: (raises arms)
Qi: (shouts in fear) Ah! ． ． ．
Prince: (runs away in fear) It’s a fake corpse! ． ．
Snow White: (rubbing her eyes) Prince, is that you, is it my prince? (The dwarves pointed to the prince, Snow White walked over and wanted to hug the prince’s arm, but the prince hid for a while. Didn’t escape this time)
Dwarf A: What a disaster!
Dwarf B: What bad luck!
Dwarf C: I regret it!
Prince: The compensation is big this time! Forget it, you helped me find the princess, and I will grant each of you a wish.
Dwarf A: Really? Then I'll go first. I actually don’t want anything else, I just want a lot of money!
Prince: Is it money? No problem, (takes out a bunch of bank cards from his pocket) Then take it!
Dwarf A: Ah, ah, I have money. ! I have money!
Princess: You gave him all the money, how can you support me?
Prince: It doesn’t matter, I still have a meal card here, I’ll teach you how to keep it! (Put the meal in The card is placed in the princess's hand)
B: (Impatiently) It's my turn. It's my turn. I've always wanted a mobile phone. I used to want a flip phone. Hey, hey, it's fashionable and beautiful. Later I wanted a straight one, hey, hey, simple and elegant.
Now I want a slider.
Prince: OK! (Take out the mobile phone from your pocket) Here, Nokia N93, (to put it compactly) has passed the ISO9002 national certification system and has the GPRS global satellite positioning system. As long as you go out and shout! The whole world can hear it.
Dwarf B: Ah, I finally have a mobile phone.
Prince: (pointing to dwarf C) It’s your turn.
Dwarf C: Ah, is it my turn? (Make a prayer posture) Then I hope there will be peace in the world.
Prince: Well...well...do you have any other questions?
Dwarf C: Oh, this is a bit difficult. That. ． ． Then let me become more handsome!
Prince: Turn you into me? Isn’t this a joke? The question just now is more practical.
Dwarves A and B: World peace? So stylish? !
Qi: (kicks dwarf C) Damn it!
(The three of them came off the stage together)
The prince looked at the princess affectionately (playing "Wedding March") There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. Now I finally found my treasure.
The prince knelt down on one knee to propose to the princess, and the two entered the palace of marriage.
Narration: The prince and Snow White lived happily ever after.