Lao Guo's cross talk "I Want to Travel" is very suitable for students to perform. We have performed it before, and the effect is good. You can modify it slightly according to your actual situation. Attached is the script:

I want to travel

Guo: Thank you, big brother! You have enough confidence.

Yu: You are a man if you are confident, right?

Guo: Yes. This was my son just now.

Yu: Yes. Which one was your son just now?

Guo: (gesturing to the right with his hand) Standing over here is my son. The one over there doesn't count.

Yu: That’s my son.

Guo: (Looking backstage) It doesn’t look like it!

Yu: Whatever.

Guo: It’s so damn shabby. Big eyes like lanterns. It’s Chinese New Year, and Beijing Deyunshe is sealing the boxes. In fact, to be honest, this is the saying in other people's troupe,

It means: other people's rules.

Guo: Seal the box. Put seals on all the boxes of singing costumes and say this is the end of this year's performances. If there is anything else, I will wait until the New Year and the Spring Festival to unpack again. We continued to use this name. We didn’t have any boxes in the background. We just had one bag per person and left with it. It was very simple. To say that it is sealed is just to say that the performance in Bingxu is over.

In this form.

Guo: It’s already past 12 o’clock. Teacher Yu is the actor who will spend the night with you.

Yu: You can say that.

Guo: It’s so late and everyone hasn’t left yet, okay. Listen to more cross talk, it's interesting.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I don’t dare to talk about high-level education in cross talk. At the very least, I encourage people to do good and teach them to learn well. I really like this art form. I love singing, dancing, and practicing. Because I am a cultural person myself.

Yu: You’re welcome, intellectual?

Guo: Yes. Dancing with ink, writing,

Yu: calligraphy

Guo: painting, arithmetic, astronomy and geography, horoscopes

Yu: quite a lot of research.

Guo: Yes, I have confused them all. I love painting and study at home, plums, orchids, bamboos, chrysanthemums, landscapes and figures,

Yu: Complete paintings.

Guo: There is a great painter from the Northern Song Dynasty that I like best.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Zhang Zeduan.

Yu: Ouch, famous!

Guo: You know.

Yu: I know.

Guo: The painting is called "Visiting Tombs during the Qingming Festival".

Yu: Yes,

Guo: He describes the happy scene of the Northern Song Dynasty, when these people, widows, went to the graves to cry and mourn during the Qingming Festival.

Yu: Oh, what?

Guo: I am most proud of this.

Yu: What are you looking at? What about "The Little Widow Visits the Grave"?

Guo: The picture of visiting graves during the Qingming Festival.

Yu: No. "Along the River During Qingming Festival".

Guo: How about going to the monk’s place?

Yu: What is the picture going to do?

Guo: What’s there to gain?

Yu: That’s right, Riverside Picture.

Guo: Along the River Picture. When it comes to painting, find someone else to learn from.

Yu: Copy.

Guo: It’s true that we can’t see it. It’s stored in the Forbidden City.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Let’s buy that picture. Look, follow the painting, and it will look like the real thing.

Yu: Oh, it’s just that similar?

Guo: Let’s learn. After the painting was completed, it was aged and sent to Panjiayuan where it was hung and sold to foreigners.

Yu: You are making fake paintings.

Guo: It’s a work of art that foreigners recognize. It’s beautiful. It has turned yellow and scorched over time. He likes it very much.

Yu: Yes, yes.

Guo: I didn’t do it even after I got home. A few days later, I came to see me. Why was it raining when I bought it and the house was so embarrassed?

Yu: Are you peeing to look old?

Guo: Carry forward the national quintessence.

Yu: Where is the quintessence of China?

Guo: Painting, practicing calligraphy, practice at home if you have nothing to do, hey, apply for a certificate. this.

Yu: Apply for a certificate? Get a certificate!

Guo: Why don’t you write “dismantling” and then draw a circle. Just love writing this.

Yu: Can you write something useful?

Guo: I like this.

Yu: It’s easy to get a certificate.

Guo: Because speaking for myself, I have a wide range of hobbies, including astronomy, geography, and Ibrahimovic.

Yu: All studies?

Guo: Hey, one day I study some science or something, and it is possible for me to build a spaceship.

Yu: Do you want to build a spaceship yourself?

Guo: Sell some tinplate, dangdangdang, smash it.

Yu: Let’s play the chimney?

Guo: A spaceship,

Yu: Really?

Guo: Traveling through the time and space tunnel.

Yu: Ha.

Guo: Put the boat in the space-time tunnel, sit down, close the door, and insert the latch inside,

Yu: Huh? And the latch?

Guo: Turn the key, give it some oil, and you’ll be able to shuttle through the time and space tunnel. The telephone poles on both sides, swish, swish, swish, I love this.

Yu: You are not traveling in a time tunnel. You are driving a motorcycle in a dark alley.

Guo: I study science, but you don’t understand this. This high technology, computers, I was the first to come into contact with computers.

Yu: Really?

Guo: When we first came out, many people didn’t know it. We were already playing on the computer at home, let’s start (doing the beating motion).

Yu: You are smashing the computer, not the computer.

Guo: Playing on the computer.

Yu: You are playing the dulcimer.

Guo: Chatting, chatting online, typing,

Yu: That’s fine.

Guo: Let’s chat with netizens on SM.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Use as much energy as you have.

Yu: Okay, okay,

Guo: Don’t stop me.

Yu: Are you still going to hit someone? Chat on SM?

Guo: SM, let’s chat.

Yu: Okay, stop talking. MSN, you know?

Guo: I remember there was an SM.

Yu: No.

Guo: Let’s chat, download that blockbuster movie, watch that movie made by that foreign director, I like to watch that one.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Spear’s arm.

Yu: Huh? Are there any thighs in here?

Guo: (recalling) Yes, yes.

Yu: What is there? Spielberg.

Guo: What I said?

Yu: You said Spear’s arm.

Guo: You have to read the names of foreigners.

Yu: This has been transferred. Why adjust it again?

Guo: Where is that arm?

Yu: It’s not about adjusting the arms, but it’s called Spielberg.

Guo: I just love watching his films. The films they made are so good, and the foreign languages ??spoken in them really sound like foreign languages. I really don’t understand. I’m not lying.

Yu: Yes, you definitely don’t understand.

Guo: I use images well. Called Spear

Yu: Berg!

Guo: What was the name of the blockbuster film Berg made, "A Pig's Story"? It was very ideological and artistic.

Yu: Really?

Guo: He made a sequel called "The Story of Another Pig".

Yu: Two pigs at the front and back.

Guo: Have you watched his sequel during the Spring Festival this year?

Yu: No.

Guo: "The Story of a Pot of Braised Pork".

Yu: Slaughter the pig.

Guo: OK, I like this. I just love this.

Yu: Eat meat?

Guo: Spielberg. You know how to play, you have to live for yourself, don’t be like Teacher Yu,

Yu: What’s wrong with me?

Guo: I feel so much pain just looking at it.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: Teacher Yu is reluctant to spend money when he has money. He is reluctant to go out and take a taxi. He stands there holding his shoulders while waiting for the bus. I say, what are you doing? "Waiting for the bus."

Yu: Wait for the bus.

Guo: Did I say I wouldn’t come? 819 or something, "No, I'm waiting for Special 2, so I'll get Special 2, I'm Special 2."

Yu: You are Special 2! You can't turn around and curse,

Guo: Look, it's your car.

Yu: Your car!

Guo: You are taking the special car.

Yu: Oh, you made it clear.

Guo: If it weren’t for the people in Beijing who didn’t understand this clearly.

Yu: It’s only people in Beijing who scold you.

Guo: You take the special 2 bus.

Yu: Yes. You'd better say so.

Guo: Just say that your life is miserable.

Yu: What’s so tragic about this?

Guo: Look at us, travelling, watching blockbusters, copying ancient paintings, S. . .

Yu: MSN!

Guo: Chatting, this life is not in vain.

Yu: This life is not in vain.

Guo: Traveling around the world,

Yu: Traveling,

Guo: I go everywhere to play,

Yu: Play, Don't make big mistakes,

Guo: Play, play is over.

Yu: Soon.

Guo: What does it mean to finish playing?

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Yu: The three eastern provinces?

Guo: There are beauties from the three eastern provinces!

Yu: Are there beautiful women from the three eastern provinces?

Guo: Yes, there are beauties from the three northeastern provinces. Oh my, pretty much all the beauties I meet anywhere in the country are from the three northeastern provinces.

Yu: I didn’t go to any good places.

Guo: The three eastern provinces produce beauties, and Suzhou and Hangzhou produce beauties.

Yu: Those are the beauties.

Guo: Since ancient times, Suzhou and Hangzhou have produced beauties. Shengfang in Hebei Province is the same Shengfang in Bazhou. Shengfang has produced beauties and crabs.

Yu: Yes, is this a good match? ?

Guo: Sichuan, Sichuan girls are passionate, I like Sichuan.

Yu: You have nothing to do when you go out, right? Is that all there is to it?

Guo: Hunan, I love Hunan, the beauties of Hunan are the best in the world. I like to go anywhere, the more remote the better, not just at home, but far away in Yunnan.

Yu: Yunnan?

Guo: The scenery is beautiful and mostly ethnic minorities.

Yu: Yes, yes.

Guo: Walking on the streets of Yunnan, hehe, "Deng, Deng, Deng, Deng," (humming Zhu Bajie's tune to his wife)

Yu: "Journey to the West" was filmed there . Zhu Bajie and so on are walking there.

Guo: I hate it. I won’t have any SM chat with you tomorrow.

Yu: Even if I talk to you, I have to go there and get beaten.

Guo: When I was traveling in Yunnan, I was walking on the street, and two women came across from me: "Brother, let's watch the dance!" What kind of dance? "Ethnic dance." Oh, Beijing has it. "Have you ever seen anyone without clothes?" No clothes?

Yu: Ah,

Guo: I know what nationality you are from without wearing clothes? Don’t look, just go my way and stroll forward, “Deng, Deng, Deng, Deng,” (continues humming Zhu Bajie’s song “Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back”) The local area is dominated by ethnic minorities.

Yu: Yes,

Yu: Arrest the tribe?

Guo: Keep pestering them one by one

Yu: Okay, okay, there aren’t many people left in this clan, right?

Guo: Look!

Yu: What is the arrest clan?

Guo: The arrest clan.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: Are Dai and Dao different?

Yu: This cannot be universal.

Guo: Is there a difference between being caught and caught?

Yu: It’s different here.

Guo: Let’s talk about Dai. I met that Dai person from their tribe.

Yu: Dai people.

Guo: Dai people, they didn’t slip away, this people didn’t slip away.

Yu: Why didn’t you run away?

Guo: He splashed water on me and hit me all over. When I opened my mouth, I cursed.

Yu: What are you doing? This is the Water Splashing Festival.

Guo: Are you pouring boiling water on it? You know it makes me blush?

Yu: Are you preparing for "The Story of a Pot of Braised Pork"?

Guo: Tell me your number, and I’ll add you when you get back tonight. I like to go and travel. I have been to Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Hong Kong, I just love Hong Kong.

Yu: Hong Kong is quite lively.

Guo: Hong Kong has a new big park, which is just like the ones in the United States. Animation, cartoon characters,

Yu: There is such a one,

Guo: That one, "Bikini Park". I have never been in a bikini. This time I have to be careful. I spent money to buy the ticket. I have to take a good look inside the bikini.

Yu: Just wait for a while, yes , the management is tight there. Bikini park?

Guo: They are all Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.

Yu: Not that much. That's a Disney park you're talking about.

Guo: Has it been translated? Bikini, almost like Disney.

Yu: Far from it.

Guo: Yes, I’ll go to that park to play, whether it’s Taiwan or Sun Moon Lake.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: I’ll get a box of cough suppressants. I'll sell the syrup there.

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: After drinking this, there will be no phlegm.

Yu: Where did you go to relieve phlegm?

Guo: Do ??you know there is a place called Penghu Bay?

Yu: I know,

Guo: I have to go there. I remember that there was an actor named Liu Wenzheng at that time,

Yu: Ah,

Guo: Liu Wenzheng, Zhang Wenshun, Li Wenshan, Wei Wenliang, these are all about writing. An old artist, I still remember the songs he sang.

Yu: What?

Guo: The evening breeze blows gently in Penghu Bay, white waves chase the beach, and there are no coconut trees chasing the setting sun. It’s just this Hailanlan. Love this the most!

Yu: Did Liu Wenzheng start singing duet? This is not the right tune for you to sing. Macau,

Guo: Macau, where I go to gamble,

Yu: Casino?

Guo: Hey, Macau has the most casinos,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: I’ll gamble big there. That casino is bigger than this room, and the light tubes are all light tubes.

Yu: Where are there so many light tubes?

Guo: The light bulb is as bright as day. At one of the tables, the elder sister is standing there to deal the cards. I have to gamble with us from the Hong Kong underworld.

Yu: Bet with them?

Guo: It’s a big bet, I’m standing here, he’s standing there, there are 40 people behind him, and 40 people behind me,

Yu: All with bodyguards.

Guo: They are all wearing black suits, white coats, ties, and sunglasses.

Yu: Huh,

Guo: They are standing facing each other. , let’s start as soon as we start, uh uh uh, uh uh hey,

Yu: Two gangsters are playing hopscotch,

Guo: It’s a big gamble,

Guo: It’s a big gamble, it’s only 5 cents a handful.

Yu: Oh, you have seen money.

Guo: This does not count within the country. It is best to go abroad.

Yu: Travel abroad.

Guo: I like to go abroad because I like eating Western food.

Yu: That’s the right place.

Guo: Knife in one hand, fork in the other,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: They bring you a plate, small cake, cut it, cut it There are eggs in it, roll it up with lettuce and spread it with sauce, and the intestines, eat it.

Yu: Are you going to eat egg-filled pancakes with a knife and fork?

Guo: I can come with 4. Then a bowl of noodle soup, I love this.

Yu: Chinese breakfast.

Guo: Going abroad, traveling, have you been to the United States?

Yu: I haven’t been there.

Guo: Just 2, your special,

Yu: Don’t mention this, okay?

Guo: Big plane, traveling in the United States,

Yu: Austria,

Guo: What is that called in the United States, a woman, a free woman? What?

Yu: Nervous?

Guo: The one holding the torch.

To: Statue of Liberty.

Guo: Yes, yes, okay. I admire Americans for this. They are easy to learn.

Yu: By the way,

Guo: The goddess is holding a torch here, and here is a book. I told you, "You have to go to class even if the power is out!"

Guo: America is the place I love to go. I'm missing out on Italy.

Yu: Don’t want to go? < /p>

Yu: Okay, okay,

Guo: I played it once and it’s not interesting. Another one is the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Yu: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is great.

Guo: The Leaning Tower is boring. I’m tired of seeing it in Beijing.

Yu: Where can I find one in Beijing? ?

Guo: Oh, I have been with Zhang Wenshun for many years. The old gentleman's shoulders were raised and lowered.

Yu: Are you dizzy now that you see the crooked ones?

Guo: Yes, yes, yes. Not going to Italy.

Yu: Austria.

Guo: Spain doesn’t mean much,

Yu: Bullfighting.

Guo: Yes, Spain is bullfighting. Bulls are running in the arena, holding cloths, "climbing, dang, deng, deng," (and humming the song "Zhu Bajie carries his wife back")

Yu: This cow must be running wild.

Guo: Someone here is fighting this bull with a cloth. He is not alone.

Yu: Several people.

Guo: Huang Jianxiang is speaking, he is not alone!

Yu: If you say that again, you will soon become a human being.

Guo: Well, can you still fire me? This deal is mine. Hold the cloth, I remember there is help,

Yu: Of course.

Guo: There are a lot of helpers. As soon as they see a shake of cloth, they all shout, "Shopkeeper, look at this book. If you give me more, you will be compensated!"

Yu: Those who talk about cross talk can go anywhere, even in the bullring.

Guo: Let’s just say this. There is another place that I didn’t go to when they invited me. Egypt.

Yu: Oh, that’s an ancient country.

Guo: I have a prejudice against them. He has that Sphinx.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Discriminating against women,

Yu: What does that have to do with it?

Guo: You shouldn’t. She has already lost her virginity, and you still scold her for her face. This is inappropriate. She just didn't run away, you know? If you run away, you won't lose your virginity.

Yu: You know the mentality of these gangsters very well. What didn't run away? The body of a lion and the face of a man.

Guo: I won’t go, let’s leave it to him! I heard that there is still that mummy there,

Yu: That Pharaoh,

Guo: The dead man was wrapped in white cloth and left there. If they resist, they will take it to Panjiayuan. , this made me rich.

Yu: You’ve been holding this in, last time you carried two terracotta warriors and horses from Xi’an, you know?

Guo: Did I say that?

Yu: I said it.

Guo: Really? I'll carry them out, that's great.

Yu: There are many of them.

Guo: There are also many?

Yu: Just like the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

Guo: Where should we count tonight? It's too high-tech. At night time, a bunch of mummies were laid down, and an administrator came, 64, arrived! 65, arrived! 67, yo, no one agreed to 67. (Turns to Yu) Are you free?

Yu: What do you want to do?

Guo: Wrap a white cloth around you and leave it there.

Yu: No,

Guo: Huh?

Yu: My father and I were standing at the Terracotta Warriors and Horses.

Guo: If you didn’t tell me, I would have forgotten.

Yu: What kind of memory do you have?

Guo: Can’t you let your father go?

Yu: Both of them are standing.

Guo: Oh, one father and one father are both standing. You two fathers,

Yu: Never heard of it.

Guo: Don’t look for trouble, don’t go to Egypt. Anyway, I won’t go to Thailand.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: They are all going to Thailand, but I won’t go.

Yu: What’s wrong with you?

Guo: We said that there is a crosstalk person named Fan Zhenyu,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Go to Thailand to have fun,

Yu: Ao

Guo: I caught up with the mutiny as soon as I got off the car, and I haven't put it back yet.

Yu: What does it have to do with him?

Guo: It seems that I want him to be the empress.

Yu: Wishful thinking.

Guo: No, no. France is okay.

Yu: Okay.

Guo: Everyone praises France,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: France is a very romantic city. When I thought about it, this place was prepared for us.

Yu: Romance.

Guo: Slow down.

Yu: You are so fast. Romantic country.

Guo: I like France, France is my favorite.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Especially the one called the Arc de Triomphe?

Yu: That’s a sign.

Guo: I found his administrator and rented it to him.

Yu: What for?

Guo: I’ll lay the bricks on that end and bake the bricks.

Yu: Has the brick kiln been renovated?

Guo: Little Jingdezhen.

Yu: Where is Jingdezhen?

Guo: When you go to France, you have to go to Paris. It is said that the beautiful clothes are made in Paris.

Yu: It’s famous.

Guo: The beauties in Paris are the best in the world. Well.

Yu: You can’t live without this either.

Guo: When you go to Paris, do you know where to buy clothes in Paris?

Yu: How do I know?

Guo: You go as a layman and remember a few things. Where can I buy clothes in Paris?

Yu: Tell me.

Guo: There is a zoo in Paris. It’s across from the zoo. It sells clothes. You have to go early and you have to be able to speak. You say you “get the goods!”

Yu: You said it was the Beijing Zoo, across from the clothing wholesale market.

Guo: Just remember, what I said is right.

Yu: You’ll be blind if you look for it.

Guo: Have you heard of another Notre Dame?

Yu: Notre Dame de Paris.

Guo: As soon as you enter the big cross, you will see an old man with a naked buttocks. This is a shame, letting the men block you.

Yu: Can you please stop talking nonsense? Jesus that is.

Guo: Nail it and it will be over. How many birds can I scare if I steal it and put it in the crop field?

Yu: Your father is standing there.

Guo: As a person who likes painting, I must go to the French restaurant that specializes in painting, the Braised Palace.

Yu: How shameful is this?

Guo: What a cultural atmosphere,

Yu: The Louvre! < /p>

Yu: Why are you painting a vegetable market?

Guo: That’s amazing. They were all painted by Qi Baishi, including radish, cabbage, eggplant, eggs and leeks, mutton and cabbage, beef and green onions, chicken and mushrooms.

Yu: Why did Qi Baishi paint stuffings?

Guo: It’s a good painting. It’s all artistic. You can learn from me.

Yu: What are you learning?

Guo: It’s okay to go abroad for a trip.

Yu: I also like to have fun.

Guo: Don’t feel uncomfortable at the bus station.< /p>

Yu: Why haven’t you waited for Special 2?

Guo: That’s right!

Yu: Don’t be surprised.

Guo: I go out a lot. I just went out a few days ago and I went to Russia.

Yu: Russia.

Guo: Have you been there? ?

Yu: I’ve never been there.

Guo: That’ll be easy.

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: I just like Russia. Russian beauties are the best in the world. Have you heard of that Russian song, "Stewed in the Suburbs of Moscow"?

Yu: Never heard of it,

Guo: Russia, what a beautiful scenery, play my beloved native pipa,

Yu: Okay, come on Has the Russian train gone?

Guo: This is a Russian song that I translated for you.

Yu: Should I use you to translate it?

Guo: I went to Russia and I just came back.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Oh, buy a ticket, buy first class,

Yu: Plane.

Guo: I always fly first class,

Yu: OK,

Guo: Unless he kicks me out,

Guo: I have taken it before. Why haven’t I taken it before? When I bought the ticket, it was written on it. You can see if you are willing to spend more money. It said first class, economy class, business class, standing. Ticket,

Yu: Standing ticket? Are there standing tickets on the plane?

Guo: Save money to buy standing tickets, just support me.

Yu: The plane is really shaking.

Guo: Vomit, any of these are fine.

Yu: Where to vomit?

Guo: After vomiting, frame it and hang it in the Louvre.

Yu: Does it feel like stuffing after vomiting?

Guo: Yes. You're so disgusting,

Yu: Nonsense, you eat too much, you know?

Guo: I hate it, I won’t follow you in the future. . . Take the ticket and run to the airport, a big plane, go through the security check, sit there, all the buttons are unbuttoned,

Yu: Are they all on?

Guo: No, you have to bring things, you have a gun, you can’t pass. You said you have to bring Fang Tian Huaji and mace, you won’t be allowed to pass.

Yu: What’s the use of taking it?

Guo: Just scratch it. Unbutton the buttons, there are security staff (making a gesture of taking off your pants)

Yu: Huo! What are you doing?

Guo: It’s okay, just pick it up and let’s go!

Yu: What’s wrong with this guy?

Guo: I hate it! You are very vulgar!

Yu: Are there any people taking off their pants during the security check?

Guo: I’m afraid you might hide a mace.

Yu: This idea is what you came up with.

Guo: If you want to have fun, just have fun. That’s what it means. After passing the security check, there are people who maintain order. The security guard said, "Go in, don’t crowd. There are seats. There are big seats inside." Son."

Yu: Dazai? Little father-in-law.

Guo: Go through the security check, get on the plane, and go to first class. The most important thing is first class. First class is spacious and has big stools. There are only a few rows.

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Sit down. The flight attendant will bring you water. First, warm your feet. I will bring you the drink list. "Sir, what can you drink?"

Yu: Talk to the robbery. What's the smell like?

Guo: Is it still hooked inside?

Yu: Nonsense

Guo: It’s not possible to treat cross talk as a TV series. Translated into Mandarin, it means drinking anything, including coffee, black tea, green tea, drinks, beer, and cold water. .

Yu: Is there any way to get cold water from the well?

Guo: Let’s open a hole to get water.

Yu: Huo!

Guo: Hold down the green radish.

Yu: The casserole with radish is on the plane.

Guo: Yes, that’s great. If you order a recipe, there’s everything. You order, and they’ll cook it for you right now. Fish-flavored shredded pork, the flight attendant will fry it for you,

Yu: The flight attendant will fry it,

Guo: Hey, grilled steamed buns, all of them,

Yu: How big are these? As for cigarettes,

Guo: There is a chimney on it, and there is a semicircular curtain at the corner. When you lift the curtain, there is a small tube inside,

Yu: What is it for?

Guo: Pee,

Yu: Pee inside the curtain?

Guo: Who took off his hands and peeed? After peeing, he opened the window and poured outside.

Yu: Huo!

Guo: It was all splashed onto the opposite plane.

Yu: Oops! This large courtyard

Guo: First class! Sit here for a while, and someone will tell you to fasten your seat belt, but you don’t have to fasten it.

Yu: Of course,

Guo: If you don’t fasten it, you’ll be better off. The plane arrives at the airport first.

Yu: What’s going on if you just go out?

Guo: Just wait, the stewardess will come over in a while and say, "Guys, if you're tired, go down and give me a push. I'm dead." Everyone went down and pushed, "Deng, Deng, Deng, Deng," (still humming) Zhu Bajie recites his wife’s song)

Yu: A group of Zhu Bajie are pushing an airplane here.

Guo: I hate it! "Sun!" is gone, what should we do? It's annoying, you know? I just encountered this.

Yu: The plane did not wear seat belts. It arrived at the airport first.

Guo: What should we do? Go back and wait, sit in the waiting room, wait, eat instant noodles, eat peanuts, and then the loudspeaker shouts, "If you have found the K1546 plane, please contact the front desk."

Yu: The plane was lost?

Guo: This is a common thing. It's coming soon, I'm very angry, you didn't wait for me even a minute after I was late, there's something wrong with you, waiting all day is just a joke, let's go, get on the plane, go to Russia, the holy land in my heart, Russia produces beautiful women. "Russia, beautiful scenery, playing my beloved native pipa,"

Yu: Okay, I won't take the train again,

Guo: I just love this. I'm happy to be in Russia. , look, you have to learn what fun places there are,

Yu: Traveling,

Guo: What to eat, what to wear, buy that big leather jacket, drink it That liquor,

Yu: high-quality wine,

Guo: high-quality wine, more than 10,000 degrees,

Yu: Huo! Gasoline is not that high.

Guo: I just like to drink it. After drinking it, I go to the police station to cause trouble.

Yu: You?

Guo: Go to the door and vomit. The policeman was very nice to me. He had a wooden cage and he put it in the cage for me to stand in.

Yu: That’s called a standing cage.

Guo: Yes, I really like this. All the people who go there are inferior to me. I enjoy one more attraction than them.

Yu: Do you regard the standing cage as a tourist attraction?

Guo: He’s very happy. He can’t move. He’s been locked up enough. Let him go and walk on the street. Well, look at Russia. It’s covered in silver and there’s snow everywhere. “It’s such a northern scenery.” Hey. It’s so beautiful in Russia. Playing my beloved pipa.”

Yu: Come on, why can’t you forget this thing about Zaozhuang, Shandong?

Guo: Hate it, I’m giving you a lesson. It’s just like you. If something happens to you abroad, no one will save you. I’m so clever and I even got lost.

Guo: Nonsense, the forest is so big, which country has no people who are lost? I was in Russia. I drank too much. I got lost. I couldn’t find where to stay. Fortunately, there was a policeman. I said, “Excuse me, let me tell you something.” The policeman was so polite: “Ah, sir, what’s the matter?” Son?”

Yu: Why don’t you go to Xi’an for a walk?

Guo: Hate it, I'm confused. Where do I want to go back? Please tell me, "Oh, are you listening to the truth or are you listening to lies?" What do you mean by truth? False. How to say it? "Give me a hundred yuan for the real thing, and 50 cents for the fake one." When I thought about it, no one should listen to this. Is it true? Give me 100 yuan and tell me, I will tell you the truth.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: "Really? I don't know him either."