Guo: Student Guo Degang pays tribute to my parents who provide me with food and clothing. Many people came, and I felt so happy.

Yu: I’m so happy.

Guo: I feel so beautiful when I look at you.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Some people know us, some don’t.

Yu: Hey, some are familiar and some are not.

Guo: I am Guo Degang, a non-famous crosstalk actor in the Chinese crosstalk community.

Yu: Haha. This introduces myself.

Guo: I’m very ashamed. I have been working for more than 20 years, but I am not an expert, a role, or an artist.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: No one knows me except our relatives.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I’m so ashamed. I left him in Wangfujing and asked him if he knew me. He turned around and left.

Yu: I don’t know.

Guo: Do ??you know me? Hey, hey, yes, I even took a taxi and left.

Yu: He ran pretty fast.

Guo: It depends on others.

Yu: Who is it?

Guo: Teacher Yu Qian.

Yu: Oh, you’re talking about me?

Guo: It’s amazing.

Yu: Well, it’s nothing...

Guo: I’m good at cross talk, and I’m also involved in film and television.

Yu: I have made several films.

Guo: I have shot film.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: I have filmed commercials.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: I have filmed TV series.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: I have photographed Hua Zi. (Paihuazi: refers to the act of abducting children)

Yu: I still abduct children?

Guo: Huh? What's going on?

Yu: Shoot flowers, me!

Guo: Shoot. Take pictures, make pictorials. In the pictorial, you are wearing a cheongsam and standing there.

Yu: What’s wrong with me taking pictures? I take pictures wearing cheongsam!

Guo: It’s just like the one in Shanghai in the 1920s and 1930s, with the cigarette in mouth.

Yu: Then I can’t wear a cheongsam either!

Guo: Just take on the big jobs. He is about to become the image spokesperson of Beijing Sanbiaozi. (Sanzhangzi: refers to an agricultural tricycle)

Yu: What a big job this is!

Guo: From now on, all three posts will have photos of Yu Qian.

Yu: Not so good!

Guo: How wonderful, I envy others. Young crosstalk actor, I can't compare to someone as talented as you.

Yu: You can’t say that.

Guo: Ah, we have been saving for several years, decades, buying a broken car and driving it.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: After one year of doing this business, people bought it.

Yu: Have you bought a car?

Guo: I bought a monthly pass.

Yu: I’ll go by bus, right?

Guo: You can get on any car, hey, no one cares!

Yu: Isn’t this nonsense? Who cares about you if you have a monthly ticket?

Guo: Look at how powerful it is!

Yu: What kind of power!

Guo: That’s amazing!

Yu: We can’t talk about power!

Guo: I envy you very much. Please sign it for me.

Yu: Let’s not do this!

Guo: Just sign it and it will be cheap now. Sign one.

Yu: Are you doing business?

Guo: Hey, it will be expensive if you become a big shot in a while.

Yu: No! No!

Guo: How great. To be honest, you said cross talk is a bit bad.

Yu: Why did it go to waste?

Guo: The vast world has great potential. There are three hundred and sixty things in this world, and he will be the number one scholar.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: It would be even more amazing if Teacher Yu Qian didn’t talk about cross talk.

Yu: Then what do I do? I don’t talk about cross talk.

Guo: Because your family is from a scholarly family.

Yu: Oh, they are all knowledgeable, right?

Guo: A learned person. Going back to the Ming and Qing dynasties, these were all eunuchs.

Yu: What is the eunuch queen!

Guo: Huh? ah? (Make a tilted ear shape)

Yu: What do you want to hear?

Guo: When I talk about eunuchs, they are all happy!

Yu: Nonsense! Do you think the eunuchs are still unhappy? That's a eunuch, you know?

Guo: Yes.

Yu: Do you understand?

Guo: Oh, your family does this.

Yu: Your family is the only one who can do this!

Guo: Are you ready to take a photo? (Applying for a license: Applying for a license)

Yu: Why, you want to apply for one?

Guo: No.

Yu: What do you mean?

Guo: Isn’t it a good word after an eunuch?

Yu: No good words!

Guo: Are you an official?

Yu: Just say that you are not an official.

Guo: It has been passed down from generation to generation, all the way to your father.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Their old man deserves more mention.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: Yu Qian’s father, Mr. Zhao, had a fight...

Yu: Just wait for a while!

Guo: (then) Twenty-something years old...

Yu: (stopping Guo) Okay, okay! Not to mention age! You didn’t even get the surname right, so what’s your age?

Guo: You pick one.

Yu: It’s outrageous for me to pick one!

Guo: It’s up to you to choose! (Choose: zhai 2 sounds)

Yu: No!

Guo: If you don’t like it, I will do the rest.

Yu: You also want to change your surname?

Guo: No, you...

Yu: Whatever my surname is, my father’s surname must be the same!

Guo: Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Yu.

Yu: Hey, that’s right!

Guo: That’s amazing, doctor.

Yu: Doctor.

Guo: Famous in Beijing. I think there were four famous doctors back then.

Yu: Yes!

Guo: I taught an apprentice.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: That’s his father. Everyone in Beijing knows about Mr. Yu.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Famous.

Yu: Somewhat famous.

Guo: Old Western medicine.

Yu: Old Western medicine?

Guo: Just think about it, how many years has it been?

Yu: How many years can it last?

Guo: It’s amazing, it’s amazing. Rank down, your father, row eight.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Just listen, Beijing Yu Baye,

Yu: Everyone knows.

Guo: There is nothing I don’t know. If you ask about North China and Northeast China, you will know everything.

Yu: This part of the north is famous.

Guo: Is that true? Is that true?

Yu: Nonsense, both of these guys have green faces!

Guo: The old man is sick, but the uncle is struggling.

Yu: Oh, serve the patients.

Guo: There is no filial son in front of the bed for a hundred days. There is no one else in the family, only your eldest brother.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Is it easy to change the inside and outside? It’s a matter of changing the soup and dressing.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Oh, brother, your expression is wrong. You are not as lively as the old man!

Yu: Who wants to die first?

Guo: Ah, what’s the matter? What’s wrong with you?

Yu: Where to discuss? ! What?

Guo: I haven’t eaten in three days.

Yu: I’m hungry!

Guo: Hurry, kitchen, you have to eat, you know. People are like iron rice and steel. If you don’t eat one meal, you will be hungry.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Ah, hurry up, I’ll keep an eye on it for you! ah!

Yu: Oh, you are here.

Guo: Let’s go and have something to eat.

Yu: Great.

Guo: Where do you go? I have to take care of it.

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Is that so? Now that my eldest brother is gone, I feel uncomfortable seeing your father here.

Yu: Uncomfortable.

Guo: I grew up with the old man, the one who grew up in front of me watched me grow up.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Now that he is like this, how can I feel in my heart?

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: Alas... (pointing to the old man) You also have today.

Yu: Huh? ! Hey, why are you talking like this? What does it mean to have today?

Guo: No, he turns out to be so strong, tall, with big cheeks and big arms.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: As soon as he went out, the whole alley was closed. Hula, every house was closed.

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: "Clean the streets," you know?

Yu: Never heard of it!

Guo: He came out and went in. Now, look, he is lying here: (imitating) "Oh, oh..."

Yu: Out of breath gas.

Guo: Stop talking, old man. Do you still know me? I am Tokugang.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: (Study) Ah, De Gang... I still know people!

Yu: Not bad.

Guo: That’s fine! Master, would you like some water?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: (learn) Ah, ah... (reject)

Yu: Don’t drink water.

Guo: Are you hungry? Have something to eat? (Learn) Ah, ah... don’t eat.

Yu: I can’t eat it.

Guo: Oh, let me help you sit for a while, (study) ah, ah...

Yu: I can’t sit up.

Guo: Come here, I... I have to serve you. What do you want?

Yu: Ask him what he needs.

Guo: (Learn) I want Miss (Xiaojie)...

Yu: Huh? ! Wait a minute!

Guo: He should have died long ago!

Yu: That’s damned! You didn't say that. You want a young lady at such an old age?

Guo: Ah, what’s going on? (Learning) Oh, relieve your little hands!

Yu: Cough! What kind of classical Chinese are you talking about at this point? !

Guo: I’ve watched “The Golden Lotus” too much.

Yu: OK, OK, OK! Forget about the Golden Lotus Plum!

Guo: Come on, I will pee around you. (Zhou Zhu: support, support)

Yu: Alas.

Guo: (Learning) Don’t touch me, I’m done peeing!

Yu: Got.

Guo: Okay, give me a pair of shoes!

Yu: Too many words lead to mistakes.

Guo: Old man, old man...hey, he stopped moving and his eyes were fixed.

Yu: Yo!

Guo: What’s wrong? I have to check my breathing. See if there is any air coming in or out.

Yu: Let’s see if you are energetic.

Guo: Poof...! (Pushing two fingers into the old man’s nostrils) Tsk, he’s dead!

Yu: Nonsense, I’ll kill you even if you’re not dead, this!

Guo: How do I understand this? I have never studied veterinary medicine. Let me tell you.

Yu: Then you dare to take action? !

Guo: What a fuss this is...oh, it's attracting flies, that's it!

Yu: How could it be so fast!

Guo: This is attracting flies! Hurry, run to the kitchen! Find your big brother.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, my feet just crossed the threshold, and I saw your eldest brother’s back...

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: I burst into tears. There is no such thing as a son in the world!

Yu: Filial piety!

Guo: Ah, it’s so heart-wrenching to watch. I was speechless for a long time.

Yu: Really.

Guo: The old man has been ill for so many days, and he has never unbuttoned his clothes and laid down.

Yu: I haven’t slept properly.

Guo: He is the one who is "undressed".

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Especially if you are hungry and have a full meal, it is harmful to your body.

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Especially this time, he hasn’t eaten for three days. Do you think he can eat at this point? Big fish and big meat, a elbow stew, a pot of ribs?

Yu: How can I eat it?

Guo: I can’t eat it! Just cook some noodles, alas, they don’t taste good.

Yu: Would it be smoother to hold it up?

Guo: Cook some wide strips and some thin strips.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: I cooked some pasta and stretched some noodles myself. Cooked some dragon whisker noodles.

Yu: This is not a small effort!

Guo: The braised vegetables are braised and the sesame paste is purged. Seasoning for dandan noodles.

Yu: Oh!

Guo: Fried sauce, shredded pork, sliced ??meat, strips of meat, chunks of meat, minced meat. Fried egg sauce, fried yellow sauce, fried sweet noodle sauce!

Yu: Why is my brother so heartless!

Guo: Forty or so dishes.

Yu: Yes!

Guo: I have finished cutting the red skin, and now I am peeling the garlic!

Yu: Hoo! Eat really well!

Guo: Hey, cough, cough! Heartless? !

Yu: Isn’t it!

Guo: Your father is dead!

Yu: Tell him!

Guo: Hi! ah……? People are dead! Alas, alas... (sad and heartbroken)

Yu: Cry!

Guo: (crying) You want my life~! (Crying while taking noodles out of the pot)

Yu: Okay!

Guo: (continues to cry, then picks noodles from the pot) Oh...

Yu: Okay, just stop it!

Guo: (crying) Alas...where is my garlic?

Yu: Well, are you looking for garlic? ! Where else to eat? !

Guo: Looking at it, I feel distressed and angry, you know.

Yu: If you are so angry with hatred, then!

Guo: I ate four bowls of noodles.

Yu: Eat a lot.

Guo: I drank two more bowls of noodle soup.

Yu: Yeah!

Guo: I think it’s okay this time, right? (Learn) Burp!

Yu: The burps are coming.

Guo: Wait for me to lie down for a while, lie down for a while, lie down for a while...

Yu: Let me lie down for a while! Get up!

Guo: I lay down for 20 minutes.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Hey, hey, hey, get up.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: What’s wrong? Your father is dead.

yes? ! (Crying) Ouch...why didn't you tell me earlier...

Yu: Didn't you tell me earlier that you only eat noodles!

Guo: Come on, let’s take a look, they’ve attracted flies, come on.

Yu: I just attracted flies.

Guo: Come to this room and take a look. The old man is lying there. Your elder brother burst into tears.

Yu: How can you not cry?

Guo: "Wow..." He started crying, stamping his feet and beating his chest.

Yu: Oh!

Guo: I was crying when the door opened and the third child came back.

Yu: Oh, Third Master.

Guo: You three brothers, he was not at home at that time.

Yu: I'm on a business trip.

Guo: There’s no way around it. The performance will be in other places. A unit from Hainan Island went to comfort. Not here.

Yu: Ouch, that’s not right!

Guo: Where is this third child, ah this...

Yu: OK, OK, OK! Don't go any further.

Guo: What’s wrong?

Yu: Your comment sounded a bit biased to me just now.

Guo: What’s going on?

Yu: Is it reasonable to go to comfort? !

Guo: No money, just a comfort performance.

Yu: That’s called condolences, you know!

Guo: Oh, where are your condolences, right? The performance of condolences has been done for several years.

Yu: What kind of knowledge is this!

Guo: Condolence...condolence performance.

Yu: Condolences.

Guo: I’m not here, I can’t come back in time, where is Hainan!

Yu: Ah.

Guo: The third child is near. The third child is discussing business in Baoding.

In: Hebei.

Guo: Hey, there is an invention. We are discussing a project there.

Yu: What invention?

Guo: Well, he studied a high-tech thing.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: This is the fire-roasted dish without donkey meat.

Yu: Isn’t that plain fire roasting?

Guo: Ah, yes, have you heard about it too?

Yu: What are you studying? Huh, really...who doesn't know this? !

Guo: High technology! High technology completely shattered Donkey Fire’s dream!

Yu: What a mess!

Guo: Change to plain fire! Su Huo, ah.

Yu: I’ve had this for a long time!

Guo: Sign the contract and ask the customer to take a shower. In Baoding, the pool is soaking.

Yu: Not enough to burn money!

Guo: Ah, as soon as the phone rings or answers the call, the old man is going to be in trouble.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: I threw away the phone and got out of the pool, got on the Beijing-Shijiazhuang Expressway, oops... I'm back!

Yu: My brother came back naked? ! (Note: It should be the younger brother, but the recording said he was the elder brother, which was a slip of the tongue.)

Guo: He is wearing slippers.

Yu: Cough! That doesn't work!

Guo: Ah, here comes a pair of glasses and a mask, it’s a three-point style.

Yu: Never heard of it! Nothing is blocked where it should be blocked! outrageous! You name it.

Guo: The two brothers are lying here, supporting the old man, hugging each other and crying.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: (crying) Baby, hey...

Yu: Hey, hey, hey!

Guo: (singing while crying) Ahhhh~

Yu: Just stop singing!

Guo: Cry.

Yu: Is there anyone who cries "baby"?

Guo: Why are you crying?

Yu: Are you crying, old man? Cry my daddy!

Guo: Oh, okay. Cry, cry, after crying, I have to persuade you after crying.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Don’t cry, don’t cry. Don't cry.

You two, this is what happened. Now the old man is gone. You two have fulfilled your filial piety. Next step, how to deal with this matter?

Yu: Hey, let’s do something!

Guo: That’s right, several methods. One is to make a big deal out of it, take the money, buy this thing, and relieve your heartache!

Yu: Oh.

Guo: There is another simple way to save money.

Yu: How to do it?

Guo: Buy two sticks and tie them to your father’s feet.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Call two dogs to come in and pull him out.

Yu: Huh? ! Whose idea was this?

Guo: Me.

Yu: You? !

Guo: I, I didn’t say it out loud, I was thinking about it in my heart.

Yu: Do you dare to say it? !

Guo: This is a very funny approach!

Yu: Are you still funny here?

Guo: I am very witty, you know.

Yu: On what day did you speak? !

Guo: No, your father and I have the same affection as father and son. Can I not think about it for him?

Yu: Ah.

Guo: This...what a funny thing.

Yu: Don’t be funny!

Guo: I love tinkering with this. You know. The uncle stood up: I don’t want the wealth!

Yu: Oh.

Guo: All flowers. Ah, do this for your father.

Yu: Okay.

Guo: The Third Master quits: This won’t work. To relieve the pain is to relieve the pain. What should we do with this day? Spend half and keep half, you’ll still get by. The two brothers got more and more choked up as they talked and were about to start a fight.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Don’t mess around with the dead.

Yu: This pair.

Guo: Who advises? I have to stop it.

Yu: Please advise.

Guo: I said, two, two! Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. Come, you lie down here, ah, you lie down here, come on, come on.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Stop making trouble! Don’t you know that the spirit is still there? This is your biological father, you know. This is not stinky dog ??food, you know.

Yu: Huh? There is no such comparison!

Guo: That’s what I mean. I advised them both. Do you know? Don't make trouble, let's discuss it carefully. The uncle’s veins are popping out: No negotiation, you know, I swear! This matter has to be done as I do. Whoever stops me, hey, I am the grandson!

Yu: Say such cruel words!

Guo: The third master is even more domineering than him. He slaps the table: You are a grandson, am I not a grandson? ah? Stop me, I am a grandson!

Yu: Oops!

Guo: I have to persuade you two, you two, if you want to make trouble again, I am your son! I tell you.

Yu: (angry) Go! Is there anyone who swears like this? !

Guo: Stop making trouble, ah! It's easy for us. Don’t you keep some large five-piece white cloth at home?

Yu: Hey.

Guo: Take it out and make filial piety robes and hats. Now that they are all done, send messages to everyone.

Yu: Hey.

Guo: It’s not easy to talk to you old man. I have worked hard for my family and my career all my life, so that I became old and weak, and suffered from heart disease and death. Although the famous doctors in Beijing, Xiao Longyou, Kong Bohua, Wang Fengchun, and Shi Jinmo (Note: Xiao Kong and Wang Shi were one of the four major medical schools in Beijing during the Republic of China) Medical scientist) and Western medicine doctor Fang Shishan, clinical consultations with major famous doctors, but your father's heart stopped beating, and he took advantage of the wind and rode the crane back to the west to play in the Paradise of Paradise... gone~

Yu: Hey, my dad died quite happily.

Guo: As soon as the funeral and obituary news came out, relatives and friends from all walks of life came to express their condolences. Countless wreaths and elegiac couplets were sent.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Here it is written: The paper ashes fly and turn into white butterflies; over there it is written: The blood and tears are dyed into red cuckoos.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Everyone wrote that I can’t be idle. Cut a piece of paper and write five big characters on it and stick it in the middle——

Yu: What words are there?

Guo: Laugh at the poor but not at the prostitutes!

Yu: Cough! Where are these five words?

Guo: Official script, written in official script.

Yu: Don’t talk about this calligraphy. No one wrote this word!

Guo: If not, just tear it off and stick it on the door.

Yu: Cough, you can’t post it anywhere!

Guo: There is it next to the gate. I wrote that word!

Yu: Where?

Guo: On the left side of the gate, there are four big characters in a square shape, the sky has eyes!

Yu: (angry) Why should my father deserve to die?

Guo: No, what is it called...

Yu: Sorry for not reporting well enough!

Guo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...forgive me for being young.

Yu: That’s true.

Guo: I visited your house and saw Tian'er sticking to it, but I didn't notice it.

Yu: Your family only posts this every day!

Guo: What's it called? I'm sorry for not reporting it carefully.

Yu: Sorry for the poor report!

Guo: "Sorry for not reporting well." Everything is done, let’s change clothes for the old man. My body is rotten after spending so many days in bed.

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: My armpits smell like anise. Ah, wash. Take this body off. Wipe it, wipe it, wash it, wash it.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: The big firewood pot is ready. Put on the fire, gurgling. The water is boiling.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: Who will do this work? I'm coming!

Yu: What do you do?

Guo: Take off your shirtless clothes and wear a leather bag.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: Rubber shoes, is the water hot? Is the water hot? (Wash)

Yu: What are you doing? Are you shaving pig hair? What's going on?

Guo: Is it clean?

Yu: Why are you wearing a water fork?

Guo: Clean it, do it all over me, do it all over me, ah.

Yu: Yeah!

Guo: Take the iron shavings, pour 84 (disinfectant water), "Wow, wow..."

Yu: Still disinfect.

Guo: Clean and well dressed. The entire Vajra Sutra quilt, bleached cloth and high tube socks.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: All dressed. The coffin was set up.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: It’s an old deposit from my early years. It comes from the Wanyixiang Woodyard, a polishing factory outside Beijing’s Qianmenwai. This material is called golden nan!

Yu: Good stuff!

Guo: The coffin is here, painted with three coats of paint, hung with gold rim, with the word "Fu" on the top of the head, lotus flowers on the feet, and your father's name written in flat Song style characters in white paint on the inside of the coffin. .

Yu: Oh.

Guo: It says "Qin Feng". The words "Qin Feng" are in red, with white letters at the bottom, which is your father's name.

Yu: Hey.

Guo: "The Qin Dynasty granted him the title of Shilang, and he was forbidden to enter the pot by the Grand Duke."

Yu: My dad asked the fish to go into the pot!

Guo: Huh?

Yu: What are you doing? Why are you boiling fish?

Guo: What did you call it? Call it fish head puff pastry?

Yu: Never heard of this!

Guo: This is the staple food.

Yu: No cake, no problem, here!

Guo: Ah, have all the cakes been spat out?

Yu: Cough, don’t talk about this!

Guo: You don’t want this, right? Why. Anyway, I don’t know what it’s called. Encoffined! What is burial?

Yu: This is...

Guo: The dead are put into coffins.

Yu: This is called burial.

Guo: Entering the funeral. The one who plays the pipe and the one who plays the nine-note gong. The eight-sided gong is that big.

Yu: Yes?

Guo: Such a big gong, let me tell you. Hey, hey, um, such a big one. (gesture the size of the mouth of a teacup)

Yu: Cough yo ho! Is this called a big gong?

Guo: (Learn) Dang, Dang~

Yu: It, it’s too small!

Guo: The fortune teller has come to your house as a follower.

Yu: Get out!

Guo: That gong is actually very big. When struck, it shook the heavens and the earth. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom~

Yu: That’s right.

Guo: It breaks people’s hearts.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: The sound of yin and yang is reported, and the auspicious time has arrived. Please sir! Those who had strangled the corpses and those who had carried out the coffins were all here. This is called the eldest son holding his head!

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Your eldest brother, come here, okay, here, let’s go~ (Pinch your nose, lift the body, and throw it out)

Yu: Why are you throwing such a stinky big sister? of?

Guo: It smells fishy!

Yu: What’s the fishy smell? !

Guo: The eldest son is holding his head.

Yu: The eldest son hugs his head like this! (Hands)

Guo: Is that a hug? Go, master, get tired, blow! "We are all Northeastern Silver~"

Yu: Cough!

Guo: It sounds good, it sounds good.

Yu: What’s the point of it sounding nice?

Guo: Immediately afterwards, he set up a Dharma platform and asked the monks to recite sutras. In the middle sits a person wearing a Vairocana crown and a cassock (note: it is the attire of Tang Monk in Journey to the West). This big hat, with little monks on both sides. What he was reciting was the Sixteen Sutras opened by Yankou Shishi, and while he was reciting, he sprinkled rice and steamed buns. (Applause) This sutra sounds so good.

Yu: Oh, that’s it. How about you learn this sutra?

Guo: Learn how to chant sutras. OK OK. (clears throat) You won't get much.

Yu: Sing a few lines.

Guo: Simple.

Yu: Hey, hey, hey.

Guo: (Thinking) If the Taoist temple is successful, the relief will be completed. The owner of the restaurant is pious and offers incense and worship. (Singing) Everyone under the altar chanted the holy name. The raging sea of ??suffering summons evil from itself, and it is charming and unconscious. If the world does not remember Amitabha, it will be a waste of time in this world. The mountains are colorful when you look up close, the water is silent when you listen carefully, the flowers are still there after spring has passed, and the birds are not surprised when people come. In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, wild geese fly south, roaring and mourning, but the wild geese will come back one day, and their dead souls will never return. (Change to the tune of Huangmei Opera's "Heavenly Pairing") All the monks beat the Dharma drums and the wooden fish and the golden cymbals. You and I are like mandarin ducks, flying together in the human world... ah... ah...

Yu: (beating Guo Degang) It’s outrageous! What a mess this is!

Guo: Beat the monk after reciting the sutra!

Yu: This is where it’s going to be used, right?

Guo: Can you just say a few words without telling you? Why don’t you stop me? Wrong song.

Yu: Well, I was too late.

Guo: Recite it every seven days. The monks, Tao Tanni, come in shifts, and the lay monks from the Jushi Lin in Beijing compose the mantra for your father.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Can ordinary people invite you? Here comes the layman.

Yu: Yes.

Guo: The people from Gongdelin are also here.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: People from Qi Shilin are also here, people from McDonald’s are also here, and people from Quanjude are also here.

Yu: Why are you from a restaurant?

Guo: Take this opportunity to build a snack street, a temple fair or something.

Yu: Cough! Isn't this followed by booing?

Guo: Bring benefits to your father!

Yu: Don’t want this!

Guo: OK.

Waiting until the day of the funeral, I wake up in the morning and look at the sky... Wow!

Yu: It’s a sunny day!

Guo: As black as the bottom of a pot!

Yu: Ouch!

Guo: "Gulu Gulu..." Thunder, "click" and flash.

Yu: Ah.

Guo: As soon as you see thunder, your eldest brother quickly goes out and hugs the tree.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: (Study) Get away, it’s thundering! Don't hit you! !

Yu: Just chop him!

Guo: So humorous!

Yu: What’s so funny about this place!

Guo: Humorous!

Yu: Is this used in this place? !

Guo: "The funny man", that's him.

Yu: Don’t talk about this.

Guo: He likes to have fun with himself, you know.

Yu: Then you can’t hug the tree.

Guo: Use yourself to bring fun to everyone. What a good man.

Yu: Yes, forget it.

Guo: In a short while, the sky will be clear.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: The sky is clear and the sun is shining brightly. There are three white fir trees standing in the yard. There are seven-level greenhouses, street archways, bells and drums on the second floor, and colorful archways made of blue and white paper flowers. Write three words on them, which is a big event.

Yu: Yeah.

Guo: Mencius said: "Only to send the dead to important events." At nine o'clock in the morning, the bell came out of the hall to start the ceremony. The sutra coffin was ushered out by twenty-four pole bearers. The pole bearers were all wearing red tassel hats, green clothes, shaving their heads, taking baths, wearing boots, and all wearing trousers. The eighty pole poles were replaced by three shifts of two hundred and four. Ten people formed a five-mile long snake formation, which was majestic and majestic. At the front is a three-foot-six-foot inscription flag, followed closely by paper figures and horses.

Yu: Oh.

Guo: There are road-blazing ghosts, road-breaking ghosts, heroic fighting spirit and hundreds of cranes, two generals Fang Bi, Fang Xiang, and Heng Ha, four gate gods Qin Qiong, Jingde, Shentu, and Yulei, and a sheep-horned mourning , Zuo Botao, Boyi, and Shuqi were named the Four Sages. The paper figures passed by, and the disciples' writing field was filled with children using Dharma drums. There were seven large seats with family temples, Songhe, Songlu, Songtingzi, Songsan, Songbanner, and Songzi. Sedan, flower umbrellas, flower flags, flower sedans, golden gourds, axes and stirrups pointing to the sky, silent avoidance signs, a red umbrella outside, embroidered with gold blessing characters, flying dragon flag, flying phoenix flag, flying tiger flag, flying Biao flag, flying fish flag, Fei'ao flag, four pairs of incense flags, eight pairs of incense umbrellas, twenty nuns, twenty Taoist nuns, forty monks from Tanzhe Temple, forty great lamas from Yonghe Temple, and a shadow pavilion in front. There is a picture of your father (imitating the portrait of Yu Qian’s father).

Yu: Cough! Monkey!

Guo: There were more than 2,000 relatives and friends attending the funeral. Some people were holding your brother, and some were holding your brother. The two brothers, wearing hemp hats and heavy mourning, were bursting into tears.

Yu: Cry!

Guo: We left the church at nine o'clock in the morning. The coffin ran from the south city to the north city, and from the north city to the east city. It traveled all over Beijing's 49 cities. It was not carried until 7:30 in the evening. Back home!

Yu: Why did you bring it back again?

Guo: No cemetery!

Yu: Go to hell!

Reference material: Guo Degang Tieba