Chen Zhima is rotten. He originally planned to let everyone relax, but he didn't rehearse well and the performance was very sub-par. (But the girls' efforts deserve recognition and encouragement!!)

Narration 1:

Speaking of the major events in the world, if they are divided for a long time, they will be united and divided for a long time. The seven kingdoms were in dispute over the weekend, and then merged with Qin, and Qin was destroyed. It was also merged with the Han Dynasty, and later Guangwu Zhongxing, passed to Emperor Xian, and was divided into three kingdoms.

Liu Bei:

Ask the vast earth, who is responsible for the ups and downs? My surname is Liu. I have had bad luck frequently since I was a child and am very illiterate, so everyone calls me Liu Bei. I am a persistent and ambitious young man. No matter how the facts change, I will still unswervingly stick to my career ------

Selling high-quality artistic handmade straw sandals. The price is fair, it only costs three pounds, and you get insoles when you buy shoes. Ah, the city management is here, let’s go first. (Escape)

Zhang Fei:

There is no lack of beauty in life, what is lacking is the eyes to discover beauty. What I mean is that as long as you observe carefully, you will find that pigs actually have a moving side. My fourth uncle, Chef Ding, once said: There are four things to pay attention to when killing a cow: look, hear and ask. These four words are all-encompassing, but unfortunately no one has understood them for more than a hundred years. It was not until a few years ago that one of our brothers named Hua Tuo learned this trick, so he walked out of the butcher shop with a butcher's knife and became a doctor. Later, I also understood these four words and applied them flexibly to pigs. The pork business prospered and everything was great.

Guan Yu:

You are lucky today and met the legendary Guan Yunchang. If the lips are greased, the face is like a crown of jade, the jade tree is graceful and graceful in the wind. When people see people, they love ghosts, and ghosts are sad. It is like a pear blossom pressing against a begonia. His long flowing hair and handsome beard are the object of imitation by many young men. His breathtaking eyes are the source of countless young women's infatuation with me. His stalwart figure and bumpy life will make future generations admire him thousands of years later. Still worship me. You must have heard of me, and you must also hope to get my autograph, but you can't do it now. It's not me trying to be a big name, because I'm about to face a critical moment that changes my destiny... Ah Fei! Lao Liu! (The two came up in response)

"The emperor and the sky are above and the earth is below. Liu Xuande, Guan Yunchang, Zhang Yide and the three of them are sworn brothers today. They do not wish to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but they wish to die in the same year, the same day and the same day."

(General)

Narration 2:

In this way, the arrogant lives of Liu Guanchang and the others began. As the saying goes, the first good show of the three heroes fighting Lu Bu has begun.

Lu Bu: Lu Bu is among men, and the red rabbit is among horses. I used to wonder why so many qualities came together in me: my deep eyes and handsome face made me the prince charming and dream lover of countless girls. My strong skills have enabled me to rise to the top and shoulder important responsibilities. Once upon a time, I thought I was a talent. Many years later, I discovered that I was a genius. I eagerly wanted to squander my unparalleled talents, but unfortunately, fate played a trick on me, so I could only change owners frequently and ended up being a well-dressed horse boy. So my talent destroyed my temperament, and my talent burned myself. Many years later, I will leave here, find a paradise, and start my own secluded life. At that time, people will remember my other name, Dugu Qiufei. Look, someone is provoking again.

(Liu Guan and Zhang came up, looking at each other, rock, paper, scissors...)

(The three of them were defeated)

Narration: The Three Kingdoms respect the old and love the young. Although Lu Bu, one of the top ten beloved young men, has made great military exploits, his inner world is extremely empty. He sleeps night after night, tossing and turning, until one day...

Lu Bu: No answer, no answer, where is true love? My love, my love, is he? I thought hard and there was no answer...

lovelovelove (Diao Chan came on stage gracefully and everyone started screaming)

Diao Chan sang: Every girl is hoping...

Lu Bu sings (Wow, fairy sister!) It’s time for the flowers to bloom (invite Diao Chan to come down)

It’s time for the two to sing (Dong Zhuo comes on stage and glares at Lu Bu)

Diao Chan: Ah, Master Dong Zhuo...

Lu Bu: Boss, calm down, I was wrong. Think about it, besides beautiful women, what else is better than beautiful women in this world? Dollar?

(The two fled)

Dong Zhuo: God, please save me. I am old and don’t have a lover...

(The stage is empty)

(Cao Cao)

Narration: But it was said that Uncle Liu Huang was living under Cao Cao's fence. Cao Cao was suspicious by nature, so Liu Bei had to carry water and plant vegetables every day. So there is a story about green plums cooking wine and discussing heroes.

Cao Cao: Not long ago, someone predicted my destiny, to be a capable minister in times of trouble and a hero in troubled times. If you are born in troubled times, you will become a hero. This is destined by God. So I was born alone, and it was destined to be lonely. This year, Yuhuang is next to Tai Sui. I am Cao Cao, and my job is to "hold the emperor's hand to command the princes." It means competing in the world and composing poems. There are not many people who can conquer the world by reciting poems and holding swords. I was the first. Many years later, there were two younger generations, one was Lao Mao and the other was Huang Chao. I recite poems with a smile, and kill people with a smile. I don’t expect to laugh gracefully, I just expect to laugh to the end.

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2 Musical Script (Lanwu Chunqiu) Reprinted from Zhengzhou No. 1 Middle School

Liu Bei: People don’t understand why a person like me, who is fair-skinned, weak and frail, A man who loves to cry has the ability to lead a group of talented people. My men are all stronger than me, Guan Yunchang is loyal, Zhang Yide is brave, Zhao Zilong is vigorous, and Kong Ming is resourceful. No matter how you look at me, I am just an ordinary scholar surrounded by geniuses. In fact, you have all been deceived by me, because you don't know that heroes are the ones who need to be exploited. It is the heroes who steal the limelight, but it is I who conquer the world.

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2 Musical Script (Spring and Autumn Dance)

Cao Cao: Brother Xuande, Xiyuan Meizi is in the green, you and I Wouldn't it be fun to make wine and discuss the world?

(The two of them sit down, a tiger and a chicken)

Cao Cao: There are only two heroes in the world, you and me.

(Liu Bei's chopsticks fell)

Liu Bei: The power of the shock has reached this point.

(The stage is empty)

Guan Yu: Boss, where are we going?

Liu Bei: Last time I was kept in the dark by Cao A and suffered a lot. Now I am going to find foreign aid.

Liu Guanzhang: I am tired from walking around. How should I choose to stay for a while?

Kong Ming: A man who only needs a simple life can calm his pulse, but forgets that he is on the run. What?

Shu Tong: Sir, another fan is here, please hide away quickly.

(Kong Ming hides)

Shu Tong: Kong Ming is more and more annoyed. He always feels that the world is getting more and more chaotic day by day. No princes come to him to play. He does not want to live in seclusion. Habit.

Liu Guanzhang: We are also very annoyed and annoyed. The bosses who have defected are more and more bastards. We don’t know what to do. Sima Hui said, it’s easy to find Kong Ming.

(Book boy, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei come down)

(I still love him)

Narration: Kong Ming and Liu Bei are in love with each other, and Yu Fei is not happy. From then on, the three fires of Kongming, Xinye, Chibi, and Guandu burned out half of the Shu Han Dynasty, but things cannot always go as one wishes. So there is the story of the lost street pavilion.

The east wind breaks:

Ma Su: A lamp of sorrow, standing alone at the window, I am behind the door, pretending that the street pavilion has not been lost, revisiting the old place, Ma Su is even more lonely, Kong Ming is depressed The look in my eyes, no one criticized me harshly. A pot of wandering, wandering around the world, hard to swallow, the street pavilion has been lost, the wine warms memories and misses me, the tears flow eastward, how can I lose the street pavilion? Ma Su was immature and died. Who is playing the song "Lost Street Pavilion" on the pipa? The street pavilion has disappeared in the corner. I feel very sad. I remember that we were still very young at that time, but we already boasted about Haikou. The street pavilion has not been lost, and our lives have not been lost. Who knows? Playing the song "Lost Street Pavilion" on the pipa? The blood tells the story and is dyed. I can see the ending clearly. Kong Ming led me through the ancient road of Caishikou. In the old days of smoke and grass, even the beheading of the capital was very lonely.

Kong Ming: There was once a hasty military order in front of me, but I didn't recognize it clearly. I regretted it until the army was defeated. The biggest regret in life is this. If Ma Su had given me such a If there is a military order, I will definitely say three words to him and leave.

Child, military skills are as good as mountains, take them out and kill them.

(Soldier A and B enter, escort down)

Soldier A and B: Goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend

Everyone: Goodbye, friend, goodbye, friend, If I die on the battlefield, please bury me on the hill

Narration: Year after year, there is no general in Shu. Finally one day, Sima Yi led his troops to the city, and Kong Ming sang the empty city strategy.

（One night in Beijing）

（Sima Yi led troops to the city）

Sima Yi: Wangcai, go and find out.

Wangcai: Report to the chief, there is only one bad old man at the city gate.

Sima Yi: I have been waiting for a thousand years, why hasn’t the city gate opened yet?

Kong Ming: Xiaoqiang, go down and scare them.

(Shu Tong and Wangcai meet)

Wangcai: You, you, you, you, have you eaten?

Xiaoqiang: Eat it.

Wangcai: Eat more after you eat.

Xiaoqiang: Our elders were all eating. I had eaten, and this one (referring to Kong Ming) played the piano on the tower after he was full.

Wangcai: Why didn’t he shoot inside the city gate?

Xiaoqiang: Because he is afraid that others will lose their appetite after hearing him play the piano.

Wangcai: It turns out that he is a bitch

Xiaoqiang: Have you eaten?

Wangcai: Didn’t eat.

Xiaoqiang: If you haven’t eaten yet, go home and eat. If we don't go back, we won't have a chance. Our boss will be playing the piano soon.

(The two dispersed)

Sima Yi: What are you talking about over there?

Wangcai: He asked us to go home quickly for dinner?

Sima Yi: Why is this?

Wang Cai: Because Zhuge Liang is about to play the piano.

Sima Yi: Ah (shocked) Isn’t that the largest noise pollution in the Three Kingdoms?

Wangcai: Yes, I immediately suffered from osteoporosis and myocardial infarction after hearing this.

Sima Yi: This guy is cruel enough. (Waving his hand) Let’s go.