The riddle of someone who deserves a beating
1.Q: Blue knife and blue gun
A: Knives and guns are not as good as (knife and gun blue)
2.Q: The person wearing this golden dress
A: Yiming (name) Jing (gold) person
3.Q: The number "3" is on the road Turned a somersault, then another somersault
A: Three times and two times
4.Q: A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Why?
A: Never forget (Wood)
5.Q: Book 11
A: Unbelievable (book11)
6.Q: In a race between cows, pigs, dogs and sheep, after reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep were not panting. Why?
A: Feeling proud (the sheep did not exhale)
7.Q: A bee stung on the calendar
A: The wind (bee) and the sun are beautiful ( Calendar)
8.Q: A bear comes over
A: Come prepared (come with a bear)
9.Q: The sheep beats the eagle Phone
A: Yang (sheep) Feng (phone) Yin (eagle) violation (feed)
10.Q: Which kind of bat does not need to rest
A: Unkempt (Never-Ending Bat)
11.Q: The mobile phone cannot be placed in the toilet, why?
A: Opportunity cannot be missed (wet)
12.Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs
A: Guns (drench) and bullets (eggs) Rain
13.Q: Eat with chopsticks
A: 脍 (chopsticks) Zhi (to) population
14.Q: There are ten sheep, nine Only squatting in the sheep pen, always squatting in the pig pen
A: cadence (one sheep squatted wrong)
15.Q: Oh my God, this is the only one in the whole area that has not Installing a phone
A: Perfect (there is no phone in the sky)
16.Q: Why do you have to turn the hat inside out before wearing it again
A: Zhang Guan Li Dai ( 17.Q: Xiaoyu’s mother scolds Xiaoyu’s father for being impotent
A: He wants to give up (Yu’s father) can’t
18.Q : Magical soap made from pig liver and bear bile
A: Live and gallbladder (soap)
19.Q: Cows are called calves when they are young, but what should rabbits and turtles be called when they are young?
A: Rabbit, Turtle
20.Q: What are the main ingredients of contraceptive pills?
A: Antibiotics
21.Q: Why don’t stars hit when setting off fireworks?
A: Because the stars will "shine"
22.Q: What should you call a woman who has been divorced many times?
A: All previous efforts were wasted
23.Q: Xiaobai is very similar to his elder brother, why?
A: Because the truth (like) comes out
24.Q: When wolves, tigers and lions play games, who will definitely be eliminated?
A: Knockout Wolf (Momotaro)
25.Q: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?
A: Doraemon.
Why: Because he always extends a round hand (helping hand) to others!
26. Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?
Answer: It’s still Doraemon!
Why: Because he can’t see his fingers...
27.Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable!
29.Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?
A: Fatty
30.Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is in the sky (added again)
31.Q: A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted. What will happen when you grow up? What is the name of the tree?
A: Trigonometric functions (Hanshu)! fool!
32.Q: What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname?
A: The surname is Chen, because of the surname Qu Chen (Chen)
33.Q: What thread do monkeys hate the most?
A: Parallel lines because they do not intersect (banana)
34.Q: Which historical figure is the least flat?
A: Su Wu. Because Su Wu Muyang was by the North Sea (was beaten by the sea)!
35.Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?
A: Rabbit!
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. It was said earlier that it is a turtle that runs very fast. It runs very fast!
Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced again with a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Who won this time?
A: Well...rabbit...
Q: Wrong! That turtle took off his sunglasses, yeah! It’s that fast turtle again!
36.Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called?
A: Call for help!
37. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
38.Q: When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line?
A: Because it rides a bicycle!
Q: The ant came home from the desert. He didn’t notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!
A: Saw his bicycle parked downstairs...
39.Q: When will Taiwan want to be reunified?
A: When buying instant noodles...
40. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day the white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. The white cat said something to the black cat...
Q: What is this sentence?
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A: "Meow"...
41.Q: Which one is taller, A or C?
A: ABCD, so it is C high
42.Q: In fairy tales, who has the smallest breasts?
A: Little Red Riding Hood
W: Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf
43.Q: Who won the fight between stones and rice cakes?
A: It’s a stone. Because Nian Gao is soft-hearted. Then the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea
44.Q: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
A: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine flower - -#
45. There once was a couple who were getting ready to get married. As a result, Male Pigfoot received a notice of enlistment.
On the day he left, he made an appointment with the girl to go to the beach, put the ring he had prepared on her and said: Two years later, when we meet at the same place, please be my bride.
Two years later, the female pig's trotters went to the beach. When it got dark, she didn't even wait for the male pig's trotters to appear. She took off her ring and threw it into the sea.
The male pig's trotters waited until dark at the place where they often dated, but the female pig's knuckles did not come. He shed painful tears, and the two never contacted each other again.
N years later, a man named Pig Knuckle was fishing at the beach. Guess what he caught?
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...caught rice cakes...
46. There was a little piglet. His mother didn't like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far, far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?
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...But the little piggy didn't come back...
47.Q: Who gave the Wangqing Water?
A: It was given by "Aha", because, "Aha~ give me a glass of love-free water..."
48.Q: Where are the busiest phone users?
A: Ningbo...because the user you dialed (Ningbo) is on the phone...
49.Q: Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day?
A: Because, don’t go out on a rainy day if you have nothing to do (4000W)... Don’t go out on a rainy day without an umbrella (3000W)...
50. By the way, I came back from overseas. , everyone greeted me at the airport, and there were 3 planes...
The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Tsk ~
The second one arrived, and everyone continued to cheer. When they saw it, it was AKI. Everyone said, cut~
The last one came, and everyone thought it must be cissy. Still cheering my name, guess who came back?
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...The little piggy is back...
51.Q: Guess an English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"...
A: Long time no see (c)
52.Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite?
A: Bruce Lee likes A'duo the most!
W: Because he always shouts: "Aduo, Duo, Duo!!!!"
53.Q: There is a policeman, a doctor, a teacher, a College students went out together and saw a thief stealing things on the road. They asked who stepped forward and stopped the thief.
A: Doctor, because "(the doctor) roars when he sees injustice on the road"...
The riddle of someone who deserves a beating
1.Q: Blue Knife and blue gun
A: Knife and gun are not as good as (knife and gun blue)
2.Q: The person wearing this golden clothes
A: Yiming (Name) Jing (gold) person
3.Q: The number "3" turned a somersault on the road, and then another somersault
A: Three times and two times
4.Q: A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge. Why?
A: Never forget (Wood)
5.Q: Book 11
A: Unbelievable (book11)
6.Q: In a race between cows, pigs, dogs and sheep, after reaching the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep were not panting. Why?
A: Feeling proud (the sheep did not exhale)
7.Q: A bee stung on the calendar
A: The wind (bee) and the sun are beautiful ( Calendar)
8.Q: A bear comes over
A: Come prepared (come with a bear)
9.Q: The sheep beats the eagle Phone
A: Yang (sheep) Feng (phone) Yin (eagle) violation (feed)
10.Q: Which kind of bat does not need to rest
A: Unkempt (Never-Ending Bat)
11.Q: The mobile phone cannot be placed in the toilet, why?
A: Opportunity cannot be missed (wet)
12.Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs
A: Guns (drench) and bullets (eggs) Rain
13.Q: Eat with chopsticks
A: 脍 (chopsticks) Zhi (to) population
14.Q: There are ten sheep, nine Just squatting in the sheepfold
, has been squatting in the pig pen
A: cadence (one sheep squatting wrong)
15.Q: Oh my God, this is the only one in the whole area that has not installed a phone
A: Perfect (no phone in the sky)
16.Q: Why do you have to turn the hat over when it is dirty?
A: Wear it with a crown and a hat (with a stolen hat inside)
p>17.Q: Xiaoyu’s mother scolds Xiaoyu’s father for being impotent
A: Want to give up (Yu’s dad) can’t
18.Q: Using pig liver and bear Magic soap made from gallbladder
A: Live with gallbladder (soap)
19.Q: When a cow is young, it is called a calf. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they are young?
A: Rabbit, Turtle
20.Q: What are the main ingredients of contraceptive pills?
A: Antibiotics
21.Q: Why don’t stars hit when setting off fireworks?
A: Because the stars will "shine"
22.Q: What should you call a woman who has been divorced many times?
A: All previous efforts were wasted
23.Q: Xiaobai is very similar to his elder brother, why?
A: Because the truth (like) comes out
24.Q: When wolves, tigers and lions play games, who will definitely be eliminated?
A: Knockout Wolf (Momotaro)
25.Q: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?
A: Doraemon.
Why: Because he always extends a round hand (helping hand) to others!
26. Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?
Answer: It’s still Doraemon!
Why: Because he can’t see his fingers...
27.Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable!
29.Q: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?
A: Fatty
30.Q: Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is in the sky (added again)
31.Q: A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted. What will happen when you grow up? What is the name of the tree?
A: Trigonometric functions (Hanshu)! fool!
32.Q: What is Qu Yuan’s wife’s surname?
A: The surname is Chen, because of the surname Qu Chen (Chen)
33.Q: What thread do monkeys hate the most?
A: Parallel lines because they do not intersect (banana)
34.Q: Which historical figure is the least flat?
A: Su Wu. Because Su Wu Muyang was by the North Sea (was beaten by the sea)!
35.Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?
A: Rabbit!
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. It was said earlier that it is a turtle that runs very fast. It runs very fast!
Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced again with a tortoise wearing sunglasses. Who won this time?
A: Well...rabbit...
Q: Wrong! That turtle took off his sunglasses, yeah! It’s that fast turtle again!
36.Q: Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called?
A: Call for help!
37. Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
38.Q: When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line?
A: Because it rides a bicycle!
Q: The ant came home from the desert. He didn’t notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why!
A: Saw his bicycle parked downstairs...
39.Q: When will Taiwan want to be reunified?
A: When buying instant noodles...
40. Once upon a time, there was a white cat and a black cat. One day the white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. The white cat said something to the black cat...
Q: What is this sentence?
.
.
.
.
.
.
. p>
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A: "Meow"...
41.Q: Which one is taller, A or C?
A: ABCD, so it is C high
42.Q: In fairy tales, who has the smallest breasts?
A: Little Red Riding Hood
W: Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf
43.Q: Who won the fight between stones and rice cakes?
A: It’s a stone. Because Nian Gao is soft-hearted. Then the stone kicked the rice cake into the sea
44.Q: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?
A: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower - -#
45. There once was a couple who were getting ready to get married. As a result, Male Pigfoot received a notice of enlistment. On the day he left, he made an appointment with the girl to go to the beach, put the ring he had prepared on her and said: Two years later, when we meet at the same place, please be my bride.
Two years later, the female pig's trotters went to the beach. When it got dark, she didn't even wait for the male pig's trotters to appear. She took off her ring and threw it into the sea.
The male pig's trotters waited until dark at the place where they often dated, but the female pig's knuckles did not come. He shed painful tears, and the two never contacted each other again.
N years later, a man named Pig Knuckle was fishing at the beach. Guess what he caught?
……
……
……
……
……
...
...caught rice cakes...
46. There was a little piglet. His mother didn't like him and wanted to send him away. One day, the mother pig took the little pig to a far away place where there were no buses. But the next day, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig threw the little pig to a place far, far away. There was no road anywhere. After a few days, the little pig came back.
Another day, the mother pig took the little pig to a place far, far away. There was nothing there and it was endless. Guess what happened?
……
……
……
……
……
...
...
...But the little piggy didn't come back...
47.Q: Who gave the Wangqing Water?
A: It was given by "Aha", because, "Aha~ give me a glass of love-free water..."
48.Q: Where are the busiest phone users?
A: Ningbo...because the user you dialed (Ningbo) is on the phone...
49.Q: Don’t go out if you don’t have much money on a rainy day?
A: Because, don’t go out on a rainy day if you have nothing to do (4000W)... Don’t go out on a rainy day without an umbrella (3000W)...
50. By the way, I came back from overseas. , everyone greeted me at the airport, and there were 3 planes...
The first one arrived, and everyone was cheering, thinking I was on the plane. When they saw it, it was Uncle 69 who came down. Everyone: Tsk ~
The second one arrived, and everyone continued to cheer. When they saw it, it was AKI. Everyone said, cut~
The last one came, and everyone thought it must be cissy. Still cheering my name, guess who came back?
……
……
……
……
……
...
...The little piggy is back...
51.Q: Guess an English sentence: "ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA"...
A: Long time no see (c)
52.Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s favorite?
A: Bruce Lee likes A'duo the most!
W: Because he always shouts: "Aduo, Duo, Duo!!!!"
53.Q: There is a policeman, a doctor, a teacher, a College students went out together and saw a thief stealing things on the road. They asked who stepped forward and stopped the thief.
A: Doctor, because "(the doctor) roars when there is injustice on the road"...
54.Q: The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy The dog carries first?
A: Because Wangwang Senbei (recited first)...
54.Q: The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to endorse, why did the teacher let the puppy recite it first?
A: Because Wangwang Senbei (memorize it first)...