Eight ways to make a wedding noise
1. Dancing hula: Hula skirts can be adapted to local conditions. The simplest way is to tear toilet paper into strips instead. Of course, we can’t watch the bride dance, so we can’t watch the bride dance. It is more sensational to leave it to the groom, especially the fat groom. When he twists, his whole body will tremble. This...
2. Untying the concentric knot: Do not use your hands to untie it, use your mouth. ! The concentric knot can be made by the customer, but it should not be too twisted, otherwise it may make the newlyweds' jaws ache. It is recommended to discard the completed rope unless you can tolerate the smell of saliva.
3. Smooth sailing: the basin is the river, the soap box is the boat, a match is inserted on the soap, with the big head facing up, the couple holds a thin string in their mouths, and a cigarette is tied between the thin strings. Use a lit cigarette to light the match on the soap. This trick is a bit difficult, you need to practice! Also pay attention to fire prevention!
4. Bees collecting honey: The bride puts wedding candy on her face, while the groom comes and goes to collect honey. The groom can hold two pillows under his sides to make wings, which must be fanned. He can pin a piece of sugar cane or the like on the belt behind his pouted buttocks as a wasp's tail needle, and he must recite the familiar children's song "Bee" in his mouth. Buzzing, buzzing, flying among the flowers... Use your mouth to take away all the candy on the bride. If you need to increase the difficulty, you can consider peeling off the candy wrapper with your teeth.
5. Cross-dressing the bride: Of course, it is the groom’s job. He orders the groom to wear the bride’s charming and graceful wedding dress. The groom’s figure is definitely not as embellished as the bride’s, so you can consider adding props to enhance the viewing experience. If necessary You can wear makeup, but it is recommended to wear light makeup. If you don’t have much to eat for dinner, you can wear heavy makeup!
6. Perfection: Give full play to the couple's body language ability and literary expression ability, use their body structure to create figures from one to ten, and say a beautiful idiom for each number. This is not difficult, but I am afraid that someone will play a prank and ask them to capitalize Chinese numerals...
7. Festive gongs and drums: The newlyweds tie pot lids to their bodies and beat them happily. Generally, when having a wedding at home, there are props. The pot lid is tied to the newlyweds in any position. The two dance and touch each other. As long as everyone can hear the loud sound of gongs and drums, you can consider playing music and asking for a rhythm. Ramp is now popular; .B.
8. Eat concentric fruits: Use a rope to drop a fruit. If it is less difficult, use an apple. If it is more difficult, you can use peanuts or melon seeds. Let the newcomers bite it open with their mouths, half for each person, if it is meaningful , can be bitten into a heart shape! It is recommended to prepare more props.
Twenty-eight New Tricks to Make a Noise in the Bridal Room
Not only are the families happy to have a noisy wedding, but the relatives and friends who are having a noisy wedding are also happy to take the opportunity to make a fuss and use various new tricks to impress the bride and groom. "Sitting in the city of sleepiness and sorrow" is dumbfounding. The latest twenty-eight tricks for making a wedding noise, the bride and groom took it:
The first trick: On the wedding day, the bride is wearing thin clothes. During the wedding ceremony, the guests can think of ways to let the couple interact with each other. Play the game of punching. When you lose a punch, you will take off a piece of clothing or jewelry until you can't take it off anymore.
The second trick: Drinking a glass of wine with high heels. Encourage the bride to let the groom express his deep love for her by trying to get him to drink three glasses of wine with high heels.
Third move: The Knights of the Round Table ask the bride and groom to sit on the table with stools and drink together.
The fourth trick: the apple of love. In order to express the endless love, the bride is asked to peel the apple and feed it to the groom. However, the peel of the apple is not allowed to be broken. If it is broken, the bride will be punished by kissing the groom for ten minutes.
The fifth trick: If you want you to look good, ask the groom to guess the color of the bride’s underwear on the wedding night. If you guess right, the bride will give you a treasure. Just show a little bit to indicate that you are right; if you guess wrong, ask the groom. Run around the bridal chamber three times wearing only underwear (but naked clothing is also required).
The sixth trick: The enthusiastic ice cube first asks the groom to hug the bride. Then, two or three friends pour the crushed ice cubes prepared in advance into the groom's arms, and then everyone hugs the newlyweds. , let the new groom enjoy the coldness and jump up and down to avoid being overly enthusiastic when consummating the marriage.
The seventh trick: Ambush from all sides, find a way to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in a corner or closet that is not easy to detect, and then turn the pre-recorded alarm whistle sound tape to the highest volume, and play it at the right time, so that The newlyweds were frightened, and the hidden piles hiding everywhere fled together. They made a fuss in the bridal chamber and wished the newlyweds "a child soon."
Top 8: Love Balloons: Place a few balloons under the bed sheets, and ask the bride and groom to lie down together to express their steadfast love and help them survive adversity.
The ninth trick: For chocolate cheongsam, the female guest puts the chocolate into the bride's cheongsam. "Of course the bride is sitting", and then asks the groom to pick up all the chocolates, not even a single one is missing, otherwise the groom will be asked to use another one. The mouth retrieves them one by one.
Tip 10: Crispy Chocolate: A female friend uses chocolate juice to squeeze out a heart-shaped sweet liquid on the bride's chest, and then asks the groom to lick it in public to show that they are in love.
Tip 11: Lock the bridal chamber. Lock the bridal chamber door in advance, hide the key somewhere or with a friend, and let the groom look for it. Every time he cannot find it, the bride must let the guests Kiss once until you find it.
The twelfth trick: The crystallization of wrong love. Deliberately put a borrowed baby on the bed to cause a brief misunderstanding.
Tip 13: Reenacting old love requires the couple to perform the most realistic original scene when proposing in public.
Tip 14: Warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and let the groom search for her. Only when she finds the bride can she be sent to the bridal chamber.
Tip 15: Old love lingers. Both the newlyweds are required to reveal the number, appearance, and experiences of their past boyfriends and girlfriends, otherwise they are not allowed to sleep on the same pillow.
The sixteenth trick: Birthday horoscope: The groom is asked to guess the bride’s correct birth year, month and day in the lunar calendar. If the answer is wrong, he will make a horse for the bride to ride.
Tip 17: Speechless. Buy a copy of "Look at the Joke" published by Clarion Publishing House and use the innovative riddles in it to test the couple. If they cannot answer the question, the male guests will each kiss the bride for one minute.
Top 18: The game of "gesticulation" tests the tacit understanding between the two parties. The more embarrassing the question, the better. For example: Are you all still virgins? ? Her measurements? do you love me? I will wear red today and go to bed at twenty o'clock. You are very beautiful today (no condom required) and so on.
Tip 19: The mole of love. I heard that there is a mole three centimeters above the bride’s belly button. I don’t know if it is true. Can I ask the groom to reveal the mystery to the bride?
Top 20: Replay yesterday. The newlyweds are asked to reenact the dating scene in front of everyone, including making out, hugging, holding hands and other actions until the guests are satisfied.
Top 21: The poem is composed in seven steps, with topics from head to toe and various organs of the body. Two people take turns to write poems or lyrics, such as chest: have a confident mind; the examiner is the guest, assuming that the guest does not If you are satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other party to kiss that part!
The 22nd move: Pepper Flying Mix pepper into the fireworks in advance, and when the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the fire will go off, and the consequences will be dealt with.
Top 23: The new tailor requires the groom to wrap his hands around the bride’s body measurements, and they must be accurate to pass the test. If there is any error in any measurement, the groom will be punished by holding the bride from the front, and walking to the bridal chamber three times with her mouth connected. lock up.
The twenty-fourth trick: Spring mud protects flowers. In order to show the groom's love and friendship for the bride, the groom is required to wrap the two of them with a large scarf in public, and put the bride into simple home clothes. If there is any abnormality in the dress, the groom will immediately Three drinks as a penalty.
The twenty-fifth trick: Love gummies require the groom to hold wedding candies (jellybeans) in his mouth and give them to the bride. He has to eat thirty pieces per day. Of course, the groom can help the bride eat them. If the groom doesn’t want to eat, another man can take his place!
The twenty-sixth trick: Three-inch golden lotus. The groom is asked to guess how many centimeters the bride’s feet are. If he guesses wrong, he is asked to wear new high heels and walk around the bridal chamber three times.
The twenty-seventh trick: Spring has love. In order to show that the groom is strong and capable of running the family in the future, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. The bride is not allowed to fall off. If the groom If your physical strength fails, other men can do the work for you.
Tip 28: Prepare a few joyful love songs for love song singing. The guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or the bride will take over. If the guest sings incorrectly or cannot sing, the bride will punish the male guests. After a kiss, the groom will be punished with three drinks of wine, YA!
Seven modern ways to make trouble in the bridal chamber
China has the custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber. In the past, because many newlyweds were not familiar with or even knew each other before marriage, they might feel psychologically uncomfortable if they were required to live in the same space on the wedding night. There is no doubt that having a wedding ceremony can help couples eliminate barriers through public games and pierce the "window paper" of shyness. Today, the main purpose of making wedding arrangements is to express blessings to the newlyweds. There is a certain degree of caution when having sex in the wedding room, so we abandoned many vulgar and boring games. In addition, I hope you will read more about the "correct method" so that you can have a good idea and deal with it much more freely.
Take the chopsticks
Place a pair of chopsticks in a wine bottle, with only a short section exposed, and ask the bride and groom to take the chopsticks out with their lips. In fact, the two of them perform a kiss. The correct method is that people always feel uncomfortable kissing in public. It is natural to let the lady take the chopsticks first. The male compatriots can pretend to get closer and keep their mouths still if the heart moves.
Eat Apple
Tie an apple with an elastic rope and hang it at the height of the bride and groom's mouth, and ask the two to cooperate to eat the apple. If the method is not used properly, the groom's mouth will be opened to the limit, and the apple will spin around but he can't bite a single bit, which is really annoying. The correct way is that the bride should hold the apple with her teeth as much as possible at first, and then the bride can eat it after the groom gets the apple and it becomes smaller.
Light the match
Put the match on the red date and float it in the basin of water. A lighted cigarette is tied in the middle of a red thread, and the couple bites both ends respectively. The two of them advance and I retreat, and work together to light the match in the basin with the smoke. The correct method is to hold your breath when taking action and use solid "teeth skills" and vision to achieve success.
Putting marbles
Prepare a plate of glass marbles, let the bride and groom each hold a chopstick, and they will pick out the marbles together. You might as well invite several couples present to compete with the newcomers, and the laggards will perform a show. With the correct method, two chopsticks can form a flat surface, and you can use a spoon to scoop up gnocchi with marbles, and you will naturally be victorious.
Poetry Contest
If the bride and groom all love literature, then invite them to an idiom solitaire competition. First, the groom chants an idiom, and then the bride takes over the chant, and so on. The one who cannot catch up will be judged as the loser, and the loser will perform the show. The correct way is to read more.
Saxi Bed
Saxi Bed is a game performed by the groom’s sister-in-law during the wedding ceremony. It is now popular in suburban counties of Shanghai. The sister-in-law holds a tray, which is covered with red paper, and placed with chestnuts, dates, peanuts, guiyuan and other items. The bride sat on the bed, and the sister-in-law grabbed dried fruits and scattered them on the bed, singing some tunes while scattering them. Everyone in the bridal chamber also echoed their voices. The laughter and laughter in the bridal chamber continued all night long, and the sound of laughter and slapstick became louder and louder. The correct method is usually to do it with your sister-in-law.
Blow out the candles
Light two candles and place them on the table. The bride and groom’s eyes are covered with cloth and they stand facing each other. Start blowing out candles? No. Quickly replace the candle with a basin of flour. "1, 2, 3, blow." The flour rises, and the two people suddenly become white, which means "growing old together." The correct way is to give everyone a little face, pretend to be stupid when they know the secret, and blow a little softer.