female: no admittance for idle people? Why is this thing still posted on our door? Son, son, mom is back

Male: Mom

Female: Go, what's the fuss about, where's the son?

male: my father just went out

female: what are you talking about?

Male: My sons are all falling with us now. I treat my sons better than my father.

Female: It's boring to talk about what you're like. Our house is here. . What's wrong with this? Did someone seal it?

Male: I sealed it

Female: What, are you crazy?

Male: Um

Female: Why did you seal it?

M: The child is going to take an art college exam soon. I sealed all the ones with sound and video in our house for him, so that he could have a good sleep.

Get enough energy to take the exam!

W: How's everything going for you?

man: it's ready. come here quickly. Ha ha

Female: Ah,

Male: Come and have a look, and welcome the leaders to inspect.

Female: Don't be short of anything.

Child: Mom and Dad, I'm back.

Male: Ah, look at my old son's loss.

Female: Oh, my eldest son is back, oh, my gosh. Son, come and have a look. Mom just went out to buy you

fruit specially. Look at this orange. I'm telling you that it's old and sweet.

Child: I ate oranges again, but I didn't eat them.

Female: Hey, you said that your child

Male: The children have had enough. Besides, the oranges can't be eaten for the children.

Female: What's the matter?

Male: Oranges get angry after eating. Do it right. It's hard for children to go to the toilet.

Female: Look at it.

Male: Besides, that stuff is bad for their voice and affects their exams. My son doesn't eat it right. Haha

Female: This day, there are still many things. Ok, let's have a pear, then.

Man: You freeze it.

Woman: Don't eat good pears, but freeze them when they are finished?

male: the children will take the college entrance examination soon, and frozen pear means motivation, haha

female: then you can't do this, that can't do it, then what can you do?

man: look at your loss. The whole thing is exciting, and you will shoot me with words. Have you done the work I arranged for you?

W: What's the arrangement? Have you arranged the car for sending the children to the exam?

Female: Hum, I have already prepared it for my son.

Male: How many sets?

female: one is enough.

male: is that possible? What if it bubbles?

W: Look at what you think about that. How many sets do you want?

Male: There are at least two.

Female: What's with all this?

Male: Take a relay in case of traffic jam.

Female: What are you afraid of? You're afraid of traffic jams. You can find 12. That's fast.

Man: Oh, daughter-in-law, you are so sharp. Ha ha ha

child: You two are not going to take me to the hospital. Why? According to the two of you, the fire truck was fast, and it whizzed in a moment, and then

Male: How can it be done? The exam was so hot that I doused the water for you. Don't say anything unlucky, bah

Male: Did you get the birth certificate for your son?

female: huh? ! ! !

m: is the birth permit ready?

Child: Dad, why do you want a second child?

Male: Oh, my God, this one is enough for me to feed. What else do you need for a second child? Dad is wrong. Admission ticket, admission ticket

Female: I put it in my bag early.

Male: Don't forget it. Every year, some students go home to get it because they forgot it.

Child: Extra

Male. I don't care, can't I return

? I just have plenty of fish in it. Without me, I won't be able to sit at the table. Oh, son, what did you do? Old son

Male: Come here, come here

Child: What's wrong with this?

m: what else? Should I wear this dress for the exam?

child: ah, what did you wear for the exam?

male: no

female: no, is this dress not obedient?

M: What are you looking at? This dress is so unlucky!

child: see how unlucky it is?

man: I didn't look at a big fork on my chest. Can I wear this for the exam? This is a fork test and a fork test. Then

can you still pass?

W: Then what do you mean?

m: what can I wear? You put on your son's clothes with a check number, and you will pass the exam in one subject. Female: Oh, you can pass the exam with a check number. You can fly if you wear a bird. Male: I'm going to kill you with a cannon. Female: Who are you talking to? What's the matter?

Child: Stop quarreling. You two are all dressed at the same level.

Female: Always worrying about it.

Male: Old son, dad told you, you must understand dad. From the day I got the news that you were going to take the college entrance examination in art colleges,

Dad was anxious to get angry. It was like I had prenatal depression.

child: eh?

female: what? ! ! ! Before and after the male exam, this dad was more nervous than you, so you thought, from your great grandfather's inner life, your great grandfather was herding cattle; You also tend sheep in your inner life; Dad has been a donkey in his life. I've been dealing with animals in my life, and it's hard to see that you have a stature in your life. < P > Do you think Dad can pay no attention to it? ! I'm anxious, eager to make a difference in my life. You see, this information is ready for you. Here are the review materials

What are you going to prepare? That's

Dad: Poetry and prose, and so on. . .

Child: Dad didn't ask you to wait. I don't need any of these things as long as you prepare them. My own teacher has prepared them for me.

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dad: I'm not modest. I hate books when I use them, and I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month. . ) Why don't you understand this truth?

W: What are you talking about? That's right, don't worry about it, really. Son, you teach your

teachers, recite and shout, and you tell your mother one, which is lovely for her to listen to.

child: take a look at it for me. Hulun buir grassland which Ma Touqin voice

Male: (slamming the table) Oh, my God! Stop!

Woman: (pushing the man) You are sick. You scared me.

Man: No

Child: Why not?

Male: This is terrible

Female: Your son speaks very well. What are you doing?

Dad: Dad is tutoring you.

Female: Are you capable of tutoring you?

man: why did you follow me when you didn't have that ability? Fart behind my ass every day. Come on, dad, tell you, it's

a little edgier. What hulun buir grassland

Child: Right, right, right

Dad: You have to. Hulun buir grassland, look, abdomen, chest cavity, abdominal cavity and pelvic cavity. < P > Female and child: What!

male: dantian, dantian. You have to use this for him. Come on. Hulun, hulun buir grassland, where

Child: hulun buir grassland, where

Male: Ah, the judges stopped you

Child: Ah

Male: Prairie, where

Female: What are you looking for

Male: Looking for words, what's the next sentence?

Child: Ma Touqin, Ma Touqin

Male: Especially Ma Touqin's sentence, the old son must remember it. To lift it, hit it through your nose and enlarge it through your nostrils. Look,

put your neck back. Ma Touqin

Female: Go, go!

Man: Come on, let's go

Child: Ma Touqin

Female: Come on! No, what did you two strangle?

male: it's not my son's recitation. I think there is a lack of passion.

female: Come here, son. Don't let him give you blind tutoring. You are always giving blind tutoring to others. You are capable. Why don't you take the exam?

m: oh, my god, it's not that I haven't had ideals. I was in the first grade, my old son. When I was in that grade, you

saw that my ideals and ambitions were far away. At that time, I thought, will I take an examination of Tsinghua in the future? Or do you want to go to Peking University?

child: so which one do you want to take?

female: your father thinks too much

male: your mother got it right. Ha ha ha

female: Oh, my God.

Male: I think too much, and I pin my hopes on you.

Female: OK, please forget it.

Male: What else?

female: I have to tutor my son in a couple of days. Look at you, son. You can sing the song you learned from the teacher to your father. Do you think he can help you? Is it the wife of the song?

Woman: He always thinks he's old.

Child: Song's fine. I'll give you one. Feel it

Child: (ventriloquism) Yeah

Male: Bah! How did the child learn to be annoying now?

female: what's the matter?

man: it costs thousands of dollars a month to learn, but you can spit on the stars.

child: it's not human. . .

Male: What kind of ventriloquism?

Child: It's coming from abroad, and now it's old on the Internet.

Male: Living online doesn't mean being good, so I'll teach you one. You have to fix that thing to keep the judges down! Do you know how many judges here made you throw up? You come here! "Horse whip onomatopoeia" Horse ~ ~ ~ Ah, galloping in the vast grassland "Plough dog, Plough dog, Plough dog. . 。” This is ventriloquism. Grandma, mend my clothes "Ah ~ ~ Ah ~ ~"

Female: Xu ~ ~ ~ ~

Male: "Poof ~ ~"

Female: What are you doing?

man: this will hold the judges down

woman: what's wrong with you Huh? !

Man: He's acting differently from others.

Woman: Why don't he stop following around? We spend so much money on professional teachers for our children, and you always mess around with them. Isn't that money < P > wasted?

Child: Not so good.

Male: Hey, as soon as you mentioned this, I remembered. Is it right to hire a teacher for your child for 5, yuan a month? Teaching dance?

female: yes

male: what about the dance? Let me see.

Child: I'm getting used to it.

Male: Dad beats donkeys. How many donkeys do you have to knock? You can earn 5, yuan. I'll see what to teach.

Female: Give your dad a piece.

Male: Let me see a piece.

Child: Mom, you can help me press it and play music.

Female: Play music.

Child: po pose

Male: (slapping the child) Who are you hitting on? Five thousand yuan a month to learn this manual work?

Child: The teacher taught me

Male: This thing looks like a plane circle of an animal. Will this work? Female: What's the matter? How wonderful! Male: Come here. Come here. Dad teaches you how to be skillful and steady.

Child: Dad was a little tired just now.

Male: Take a break from your old son. Dad will guide you. Do you think you can come here? In line with the international standards, the judges are familiar with it, so they dance with heart and heart. Watch this. . . . .

(dancing). . . Do you think it is beautiful? Do you think dad is beautiful?

child: meimeimei

male: do you think it's big? Don't make a big move, look, look, learn (dance) beauty from dad!

female: go! ! !

(pushing the man down)

Child: Mom, Mom, Dad

Dad (lifting the man up)

Female: No, what do you want? Want to smoke? It's not enough to smoke alone. Why don't you take your son with you?

M: I think my son lacks passion in his performance

Child: No, Dad. Listen to me. I don't even know how to take the exam for you because of your tutoring.

Now my mind is blank. I'm

Female: You're really getting nervous for my old son.

Child: Look at my heart beating.

Male: Don't worry, my old son. Come here. Come on, you listen to your father. Dad taught you that just now, so you don't have to remember anything else. Just remember the sentence "You must remember to be careful when performing".

Child: Ah

Male: Just be careful. Don't be nervous. Take it easy. Dad will adjust it for you.

Female: You also adjust it. Are you a psychologist?

Man: Oh, my God, I'm not much better than a psychiatrist. Did you forget that our new donkey didn't eat grass? I chatted with him for a while.

A bundle of grass was made, did you forget?

Female: Ah, he can understand the donkey's words.

Male: Your mother is so energetic.

Female: You tune it, I'll see what you can tune it into.

Male: Close your eyes, learn from your father, breathe in, and hold it for a while before you play it. Why is the child in such a hurry? Come on, breathe in. Exhale. Open

, open your body, inhale and exhale (the man is asleep)

Female: Your father is too tired.