When I get rich, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park it at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private bus. car. A daily diary, I will bring it to you below: Funny Diary.
Funny Diary 1
Grandpa is sometimes good and sometimes bad. When it's bad, it makes people's teeth itch, and when it's good, it's unbearable.
Grandpa always scolds us when he is bad. Only grandma can conquer him. As soon as I see my grandpa getting bad, there are only two things I can do. One is to run, and the other is to call grandma over.
When my grandpa was well, it was like he had been reborn. Wherever we wanted to go, what we wanted to eat, what we wanted, as long as we acted coquettishly, he would agree to everything. His lips were thick and there was a caterpillar-like beard above his mouth. His face looks square, but is actually rectangular. We all said that grandpa got fat because of it. Of course you can't tell it without looking carefully.
Grandpa is also very funny. When grandpa has free time, he will call a few people and listen to him tell funny stories. I remember one time, my grandfather was in a good mood, so he invited me, my sister, and Sister Chen Mengting to listen to a story together. It goes like this: One day, a lumberjack came to the foot of a mountain and saw a child. The child walked over and said, "I ask you a question. If you want to answer it, I will tell you the way up the mountain." The lumberjack agreed.
The child asked: "This mountain is called Wozhi Mountain. There is a small town on the mountain called Wozhi Town. There is a temple in the town called Wozhi Temple. There are three treasures in the temple, one is One mirror is called a lying-branch mirror, one is a bead called a lying-branch bead, and there is a cane. What is the name of this cane?" The woodcutter smiled and said, "This is too simple, a lying-branch cane." When the lumberjack reacted, he only saw a piece of paper on the ground, which said, turn right, turn left, turn right, and you will see the stairs. While the lumberjack was turning left and right, the child took advantage of him not paying attention and printed the words "I am mentally retarded" on his back. When the lumberjack came home, he found that it could not be washed off no matter how hard he washed it. From then on, I no longer dare to go out to cut wood.
At this time, we all realized that we were all kept in the dark, but grandpa burst out laughing.
This is my funny grandpa, I like him very much, he is the best grandpa in the world!
Funny Diary 2
Medium build, He has a strong body, always dresses like a British gentleman, and always has a smile on his face when he walks. He is the teacher of our sixth grade class D, Teacher Zhong Xiaobing.
I remember on the first day of school, looking at his majestic figure and smiling walking posture, I always felt quite awkward.
But within a few days, my impression of him changed. He is so good at happy education. His Chinese classes are always funny and interesting. He often makes us laugh and makes the classroom atmosphere very active. He always leaves a deep impression on us. Even Feng Qiushi, the top comedian I am willing to defeat the peak.
Students, today we have the lesson "The Poor". He turned around and wrote the topic on the blackboard coolly. Then ask the students to read out the parts that they find touching. Because my reading level is really not flattering, I prayed silently in my heart that the teacher would not slap me, but I didn’t expect that the first one would ask me to read. I had no choice but to bite the bullet and read. Since I have rhinitis, I had to read it before reading. His nose was twitched hard. Unexpectedly, Teacher Zhong actually smiled and said, "Don't cry!" At this time, the whole class burst into laughter, and the classroom atmosphere immediately became lively. Hey, I really can't help it, Sir's funny level has reached the international level.
He does have a good teaching method. A few days ago, after he knew that we were not familiar with the text content, he asked us to memorize the entire text. This can hold back those of us male generals who usually try to muddle through, and we are all on the verge of crying. But after these few days of training, we have learned a lot about many text contents.
No wonder our class's average score is among the best in every exam.
Now, we can all feel that he is not simple. It seems that the honor of grade leader is indeed well-deserved.
Look, he is coming towards us with a smile again
Funny Diary 3
On the basketball court, everyone is playing vigorously and sweating profusely. . On the sidelines, there was an eleven or twelve-year-old boy, holding a popular science book and reading it with relish. It's his turn to play, but he still doesn't know it.
This boy is my good friend-Tang Weiliang.
Speaking of Tang Weiliang, we are really destined. He and I met during a community table tennis competition. He is tall and thin, with big eyes, long eyelashes, short but energetic hair that stands straight up, and he speaks fluent Mandarin. He was my opponent in that game. I saw him staring at the small table tennis ball, concentrating on catching and serving, and shouting exaggeratedly every time whether he scored or lost... It was his focused, exaggerated look that caught my attention. What's even more coincidental is that he and I were born on the same day in the same year, same month, and studied in the same grade. It's just that he went to Tongji and I went to Ninth Elementary School. From then on, he and I became inseparable good friends.
He is funny and cheerful, with a "girly" look. He likes singing very much and is a loyal "fan" of the super girl Zeng Yike. His "sheep voice" often makes us laugh, but he deliberately asks seriously: "What are you laughing at?" He also likes to tell some funny jokes and do some funny actions to make us laugh. For example, one time, I went riding a bicycle with him. Because the speed was too fast and the ground was slippery, he made a sharp turn and fell down with the bicycle. I saw him covering his buttocks, sitting on the ground, his back to me, and said nothing. I thought: This is a terrible fall, I must be crying. Unexpectedly, when I just ran forward to comfort him, he jumped up, with a painful expression on his face, and shouted loudly: "My cute and pitiful little PP, you are so miserable! Bicycle, I want to find you. To settle the account, you will be struck by lightning and your body will be shattered to pieces..." As he spoke, he kicked the bicycle hard with his feet, but immediately squatted on the ground and covered his feet, "My cute and pitiful little feet..."
This is my little friend, the funny Tang Weiliang.
Funny Diary 4
Everyone likes to be funny! Funny can not only bring happiness to people, but also make people interact more harmoniously. Appropriate use of funny often leads to Help people get out of embarrassing situations in time.
I read in a book about a little girl whose mother was very funny. Once, the little girl held an interesting book in her left hand and put it under the table to look at it secretly. As a result, the rice fell everywhere. When her mother saw it, instead of criticizing her severely, she said humorously: "Daughter. !Where did your left hand go?” The little girl immediately put the book aside and started eating, and both mother and daughter smiled happily.
I think being funny can not only make me laugh, but also bring joy to others. The little girl's mother not only educated her children well by using comedy, but also made it easier for her children to accept it. At the same time, the negative impact of roughness is also avoided. Therefore, it is said: "Funny is a superb language art. It can also make you charming and interact with others more harmoniously and harmoniously.
On the bus, due to crowding Arguments occurred frequently. Even though the conductor shouted "Don't squeeze", it still didn't help. Suddenly, a young man in the crowd shouted: "Stop pushing, I will become a photo." "Hearing this sentence, a burst of joyful laughter immediately erupted in the carriage, and people immediately threw their worries away.
At this time, comedy is the lubricant that mediates tense interpersonal relationships and makes people happy. People can get along harmoniously. Sometimes people encounter some embarrassing situations. At this time, if they use a few funny words to laugh at themselves, they can relieve the tense and embarrassing atmosphere with relaxed and happy laughter, so as to get rid of the embarrassment in time. Difficult situation.
A famous pianist went to play in a big city.
The pianist walked onto the stage only to find that less than half of the audience was seated. He was disappointed to see this. But he quickly adjusted his mood and regained his confidence. He walked towards the footlights of the stage and said to the audience: "This city must be very rich. I saw that each of you bought two or three seat tickets." There was a roar in the concert hall. laughter. The small number of audience members immediately took a liking to the pianist and began to appreciate his beautiful piano playing attentively. It was comedy that changed his situation.
In short, comedy can bring many benefits to people, making life full of sunshine and laughter. After intense work, let comedy act as a spiritual "masseur", and then life will be richer. For fun, even criticism will become more acceptable and will not be bothered by embarrassment.
Funny Diary 5
As soon as the bell rang, the Chinese teacher rushed into the classroom with a folder under his arm, even though he was a lot older. .
The Chinese teacher held up his glasses with his hand and glanced at the students.
The Chinese teacher is about to speak, and at first guess there will be a series of criticisms and praises. I said to myself. {A collection of 600 words of funny compositions}.
I saw the Chinese teacher opening the folder, holding the students' diaries, and started studying hard. The students who were dealing with official business walked to the podium one after another. The lenses of the Chinese teacher's glasses flashed coldly, and he used his well-hidden language skills, and everyone became honest.
Lao Gong is the most irritating and pitiful one. I am really sad for his misfortune and angry at him! Those students who suffered the Chinese teacher’s trick could only sneak back to their seats obediently.
The group of you students who deal with official business cannot be rated as an excellent group, the Chinese teacher said angrily.
After the criticism, there was praise. After digging out all the good things in his belly, he said with a smile: You classmates are all the stars of this class. The whole class burst into laughter.
After talking about the diary, the Chinese teacher got back to business
and started teaching a new lesson. First, a new lesson. First he read it, and then he wrote a word on the blackboard - "Yu" and asked us what it meant. My whole class shouted in unison. Ouch! Ouch! Much better than Class 5! The teacher said.
It is better than Class 6! Several students emphasized.
Ah, Class 5 is smarter than Class 6, no, Class 5 is not as smart as Class 6, Class 6 is not as stupid as Class 5, Class 6 is not as stupid as Class 5
Maybe Maybe it’s because the Chinese teacher is old, maybe it’s because the Chinese teacher’s accent doesn’t match the back tone of his words, maybe it’s because the Chinese teacher is too funny, I don’t know. In short, what the Chinese teacher said is so funny.
Alas! Our Chinese teacher is so funny and smart.
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