1. Mrs. Sun's eyes were red and swollen, and her eyes seemed to be saturated with tears, like dew on the petals of summer mornings, which would fall off with the slightest touch of her fingers.

2. With doors, we can go out; with windows, we don’t have to go out.

3. Looking at the entire history, ancient times is equivalent to the childhood period of human beings. It was childish before, but after thousands of years of development, it has slowly reached modern times. The older the era, the earlier it is, the shorter its history; the further the era is, the deeper the experience and the greater the age. Therefore, we are the elders of our grandfathers, and the three ancient generations are not as long and ancient as the modern ones. In this way, our attitude of trusting and loving the past takes on new meaning. When we yearn for the ancient times, we may not necessarily respect our ancestors, but we may just like children. It may not be to respect the elderly, but it may be to show off the elderly.

4. Falling in love among the elderly is like an old house on fire. There is no way to save it.

5. Many people talk about marriage as if they are talking about homosexual love. They are not interested in the girl herself, but they are envious of her father or her brother.

6. If you want to get married, go on a trip first.

7. To say that a woman is talented is like praising a flower and saying that it weighs as much as cabbage and sweet potato on the scale. A really smart woman never works hard to become a talented woman, she just cleverly lazy.

8. You won’t know me, even though you have been fooled by me. When you were seduced by me, you only knew that I was a lovely woman, a trustworthy friend, and even an ideal to aspire to. You did not recognize that it was me. Only those who reject my temptations, like Jesus Christ, know who I am.

9. Men are willing to buy sugar, clothing materials, and cosmetics as gifts for women, but they are only willing to lend books to her. If they don’t buy them as gifts for her, women don’t want them from him either. What's the point? If you borrow something, you have to return it. Once you borrow it, you must return it. A book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, and there will be no trace. This is the inevitable beginning of love between a man and a woman. Once a book is borrowed, the problem becomes bigger.

10. There are many scenes in the world that can only be seen with closed eyes, such as dreams.

11. Unexpectedly, your knowledge is mediocre enough to be used as an editorial.

12. On the sixth day after the war, Japanese planes came to drop bombs for the first time... After that, planes came one after another, showing the demeanor of a peerless beauty who once admired the city and then the country.

13. Some people call her 'delicatessen shop', because only delicatessens will openly display the many warm-colored meats; others call her 'truth', because it is said that 'truth is naked', Ms. Bao was not naked, so they revised it to 'partial truth'.

14. We call the scantily clad Miss S "partial truth" because the truth is naked.

15. At that time, Miss Su regarded her love as too precious and refused to give it away casually. Now, it's like making good clothes, reluctant to wear them, and locking them in a box. After a year or two, you suddenly find that the style and color of the clothes are no longer fashionable, and you feel a little regretful.

16. If you eat an egg and think it tastes good, why do you need to see the hen that laid the egg?

17. The humor produced by promotion must be artificial humor.

18. Falling in love among the elderly is like an old house on fire. There is no way to save it.

19. When a lovely woman says that you look like her fiancé, it means that if she is not engaged, you are qualified to get her love. The mean person may want to explain that she already has another fiancé, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiancé without having to fulfill the obligations of marrying her.

20. (Mr. Zhang) only had one daughter, and he spared no effort to cultivate it locally. He taught the foreign skills and habits that can be taught in the church school, and the foreign fashion and attitude that the beauty salon and barber shop can create. , everything should be there. ... He thought that a girl would be old when she turned twenty. If she was not married after twenty, she would have no choice but to go to an antiquities exhibition to be remembered.

21. The meaning of a sentence in the heart of the listener is often like a strange cat that comes into the house and makes no sound. You don't realize its existence until it barks "Miao\" .

22. From then on, their friendship grew as fast as a tropical plant.

23. We hope it comes, hope it stays, hope it comes again - these three sentences sum up the entire history of human endeavor.

24. There are only two kinds of people in the world.

For example, if a bunch of grapes are given, one kind of person will pick the best ones and eat them, while the other kind of person will save the best ones for last. As usual, the first kind of person should be an optimist, because every time he eats a grape, he is eating the best of the leftover grapes; while the second kind of person should be a pessimist, because every time he eats a grape, he is eating the worst of the leftover grapes. But the reality is just the opposite. The reason is that the second type of people still have hope, while the first type of people only have memories.

25. The girl who wrote the record blushed and stopped writing, as if after hearing Hongjian’s last sentence, her virgin ears had lost their virginity in public. Principal Lu coughed warningly behind Hongjian's back. At that time, Fang Hongjian was like a person who gets up in the morning in the middle of winter. He tried his best to jump out of bed. He could only endure the cold and get out of bed, but there was no reason to shrink back.

26. Mr. Fang felt that he was patriotic but the country did not love him. Many young people resented the fact that the widow was not favored by Weng Gu.

27. Mr. Zhang is used to interacting with foreigners, and he has a characteristic in his speech - perhaps this is not unusual in circles such as foreign banks, YMCAs, Rotary Clubs, etc. - he likes to use Chinese words. Meaningless English words. He has no new ideas that are difficult to express in Chinese and needs to use English to express them. Therefore, the English words embedded in his speech are not as good as the gold teeth embedded in his mouth, because the gold teeth are not only decorative but can also be used. They can only be compared to the teeth between the teeth. The embedded meat scraps represent a good meal, but nothing else?

28. There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, if a bunch of grapes are given, one kind of person will pick the best ones and eat them, while the other kind of person will save the best ones for last. As usual, the first kind of person should be an optimist, because every time he eats a grape, he is eating the best of the leftover grapes; while the second kind of person should be a pessimist, because every time he eats a grape, he is eating the worst of the leftover grapes. But the reality is just the opposite. The reason is that the second type of people still have hope, while the first type of people only have memories.

29. If a person is not crazy at the age of 20, he has no future; if he is still crazy at the age of 30, he has no future.

30. Why does love reduce a person’s spiritual resistance and make people weak and manipulated?

31. For grapes that cannot be picked, we can not only imagine them to be sour, but also probably imagine them to be exceptionally sweet.

32. There is no woman in the world who thinks she is lovable, and there is no man who thinks he is inferior to others.

33. When we are young, we always misunderstand our creative impulse as creative talent.

34. Uneducated people are deceived by others because they are illiterate; educated people are deceived by printed matter because they are literate.

35. The light rouge on Miss Su’s cheeks suddenly turned red, like oil stains on paper, and it spread all over her face in an instant, making her shy and charming.

36. Before I entered the door, I heard the radio being turned on in the apartment, broadcasting the popular "Spring Love Song". The air was torn to pieces by the shrill voice of the beloved domestic female star. ------The female star's sweet voice was sharp and turbid, mostly like snorting from the nose. It was greasy, sticky and weak, and had the same qualities as the nose's main product, snot.

37. If you love a woman, you should love her dog. If you sincerely make friends, you should forget your friends' faults.

38. Miss Zhang is an eighteen-year-old tall girl with bright colors and tight clothes. Her figure will be as strong as her old man’s foreign business capital.

39. Women are all stupid, just as stupid as men want them to be, no more, no less.

40. The long-term acquaintance between her and Zhao Xinmei will not turn into love over time. It is like the daily climate in winter. You cannot add today’s temperature to yesterday’s so that it will become warm tomorrow. of spring.

41. We don’t know whether pigs can be as happy as humans; but we often see humans as easily satisfied as pigs.

42. The woman wearing sunglasses and a novel spread out on her body is very elegant and elegant. The skin is considered white among Asians, but unfortunately the white color is not fresh and a bit dry. She took off her black glasses, and her features were pretty, but her lips were too thin and the lipstick wasn't rich enough. If she stood up from the deck chair, she would look thin, perhaps too hard-lined, like those drawn with a square-tipped pen. Her age seems to be around twenty-five or six, but the age of a new-style woman is like the age on an old-fashioned woman's wedding invitation. It requires what experts call external evidence to determine the authenticity, and it cannot be seen by itself.

43. People who are surrounded by the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage or career, most of their wishes in life are like this.

44. Love is as greedy as fire, the same will spread, the same cruelty, destroying the strong raw materials of the prison, exchanging the ashes for light and warmth... The erosion of time on friendship is like the flow of water. The stones, on the contrary, made it clean and smooth.

45. Useful things can only be used by people, so they exist; useless things will use people, cover and defend them, and avoid abandonment.

46. When two people are together, they will spread rumors, just as when two branches are close, a spider will hang its web.

47. Battalion Commander Hou has a big orange-peel nose, with a face attached to it. His face has everything, but his eyebrows are not squeezed out. There are a few wine thorns on the tip of his nose, like unripe strawberries. He talks and laughs loudly, and you can tell at a glance that he is a hero.

48. I promised to go see her, so why not go there once? I know that things may be troubled from now on, but life is too boring and there is too little ready-made girlfriends! It's like a person who can't sleep. He doesn't care about the harm of sleeping pills, but wants immediate comfort first.

49. The two black bags under Mrs. Shen’s eyes are like round-shell marching thermoses, presumably storing passionate tears. The thick rouge on her lips was brought into her mouth by the saliva, turning the yellow and craggy teeth It was stained with red marks, bloody like clues to a murder in a detective novel.

50. Get rid of that old saying that has a white beard and is so old that it is moldy, ‘Women are the most terrifying! ’ What else is there to say!

51. Some so-called seminars are actually inviting some unscrupulous people, eating some dirty meals, spending some unknown money, and saying some innocuous words. Have a nondescript meeting!

52. From passionate love to engagement, it has already reached its climax, and everything is over once the marriage is completed.

53. When a woman is successful and happy in love, she will never think of things like 'marriage'. Only when she has doubts and fears will she ask a man to get engaged and get married as soon as possible. Love is so secure.

54. After he found someone he loved in the past two days, he became very aware of the shortcomings in his appearance in detail, as if only a poor man in traveling clothes knew every stain and patch on it. .

55. Misunderstanding, holy solution!

56. There is a kind of person whose financial management is just borrowing debts without repaying them, so there is a kind of person whose moral philosophy is just to teach others, not to have any morals of oneself.

57. The driver cursed loudly, and now he cursed even more fiercely. The scolding continued, but there was only one meaning: the driver was willing to have a physical relationship with the driver's mother and grandmother.

58. Science is very different from scientists. Scientists are like wine, which become more valuable as they get older. Science is like women, which become less valuable when they get older.

59. Women are inherently political animals. Women are born with all these political skills. If a woman studies politics, she will develop her talent from the day after tomorrow, which is the icing on the cake. ... Women don’t have to learn politics, but if today’s politicians want to be successful, they have to learn from women.

60. It is most unsuitable to get married if you are in the same profession, because each other is an expert, and no one can coax the other. The husband will not worship his wife unfathomably, nor will he blindly worship his husband. The foundation of the marriage will not be solid.

61. Turning endurance into enjoyment is the greatest victory of the spirit over the material. The soul can be independent or self-deceptive.

62. Beating a dog depends on the owner, so beating a cat depends on the housewife.

63. For grapes that cannot be picked, we can not only imagine them to be sour, but also probably imagine them to be exceptionally sweet.

64. A diploma is like the leaf on Adam and Eve’s lower body, which can hide shame and hide one’s ugliness; a small square of paper can cover up a person’s emptiness, ignorance, and stupidity.

65. It is said that everyone needs a mirror so that they can often look at themselves and know what they are. However, people who are self-aware do not need to look in the mirror at all; looking in the mirror is useless for things that are not self-aware.

66. A woman is the most difficult to control. A man cannot be an equal match with her unless he is one level above her. Therefore, college graduates can only marry middle school girls, and international students can marry college girls. When a woman studies abroad and becomes a doctor, only foreigners dare to marry her, otherwise the man would at least have a double doctorate.

67. Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom wanted to see him when she visited China. He said: "We are not the same people as her. We have nothing to say when we meet!"

68. That woman usually There was a look of self-admiration and reluctance - a look often seen in the unattended guests at a big banquet or the unmarried girl at a wedding banquet - showing disgust at this moment, which even the black glasses could not hide.

69. But for some reason, he always felt that this kind of girly voice was not suitable for Miss Su. It was not because she was older... It could only be said that her character was not suitable, such as a little cat playing. It was fun for us to watch the dog chasing its own tail in a circle, but the puppy also turned around and followed the short tail prong in pursuit, which made the fun less interesting.

70. A husband is a woman’s job. Without a husband, she is unemployed, so she should firmly hold onto this job.

71. There was a burst of women’s laughter on the stairs, and the pieces were as fragile as the glass house in which the flowers were planted collapsed.

72. Prejudice can be said to be a holiday of thought. It is the daily use of the unthinking, but the Sunday entertainment of the thinking. If we cannot harbor prejudices and must be objective, fair, and serious at all times, it would be like building a house with only a living room but no bedrooms, or like looking in the mirror in the bathroom and having to pose in front of a camera.

73. For an ugly woman, looking closely is a kind of cruelty, unless she is a bad person, you have to punish her.

74. In his life, Hongjian hated the modern girls in small cities the most, their outdated fashions and rural urbanization, just like the first suit imitated by a Chinese tailor, and the old clothes of foreigners that were made to look good. Two patches were also made on the sleeves and trousers in the same way.

75. Smile can indeed be said to be the electric light on a human face. The eyes suddenly become brighter, and the teeth shine between the lips.

76. Eating is sometimes like getting married. The most important thing in name is often an accessory. Eating fine food is actually just eating vegetables. Just like a lady who wants to be courted by a rich man, the purpose is not to be a woman.

77. Doctors are also a kind of butchers.

78. Sleep, the most primitive form of life, is also a sample of death.

79. Giving food to someone who has something to eat is a treat; eating someone else’s meal when you have something to eat is a reward for face. The subtlety of communication is nothing more than this. On the other hand, giving food to those who have nothing to eat is almsgiving; if you eat other people's food when you have nothing to eat, the reward of face turns into shame.

80. Milk is food for children, so it should be eaten in the canteen, which proves that this hotel is scientifically managed.

81. Her plainness made Hongjian even more suspicious. He felt that this was the stability of super passionate love, just like the calm waves of the ocean after a hurricane, but surging and churning power lurked underneath at any time.

82. It sounds a bit funny for people who study Chinese to go abroad for "further studies". In fact, only those who study Chinese literature must study abroad. Because of all other subjects like mathematics, physics, philosophy. psychology. The economy, law, etc. are all imported from foreign ports, and they have already become foreign-style; only the Chinese language is a domestic product, and it needs to be a national brand to maintain its status. Just like Chinese officials and businessmen, the money they exploited in their own country must be exchanged for foreign exchange. , in order to maintain the original value of the national currency.

83. The viciousness of a loyal and honest person, like the gravel in the rice or the thorns in the fish fillet, will give people an unexpected pain.

84. When Fang Hongjian saw that Miss Tang was not smiling, there was still a smile on his face, like the lingering sound in the air after the music stopped. Many women smile so sweetly, but their smiles are like doing soft exercises on their facial muscles, as if a coach is shouting the command: "One!" Suddenly their face is full of smiles, "Two!" Suddenly the smile disappears, leaving only an empty face. , like the curtain before a movie.

85. It is the misfortune of poetry that poetry is meaningful.

86. In front of the man she loves, every woman has the unique skill of rejuvenating herself.

87. After archeology advocated excavation of tombs, many bones and relics of ancient dead people were exposed; after modern literature became a specialized study, many immortal or decayed works of living writers were exposed. Exposed by excavation. The joy of being discovered makes those of us ignore the danger of being exposed, and we don't realize that the burial of works often preserves the author's reputation.

If the author himself takes the lead in the excavation work, it is likely that the gains outweigh the losses, and "dig one's own grave" will become a contradictory pun: digging the grave of one's own works is also digging the author's own grave.

88. My surname has been "money" my whole life, am I still superstitious about money?

89. Such good stories as "devoting oneself to the country" and "returning power to the people" are just empty illusions created by language. When the words are delivered, they are actually just like the throwing knives played by a magician. Letting go without letting go.

90. It is said that 'girlfriend' is the scientific name of 'lover', which sounds more solemn, just like roses are called 'rosaceae woody compound leaves' in biology, or the law of divorce. The term is 'agreed divorce'.

91. The big things in the world can be dealt with casually, but the small things cannot be faked at all. For example, corrupt officials pay tens of millions in bribes, but they will never steal someone else's purse.

92. Fang Hongjian also thought of the Chinese restaurant for lunch last night. Miss Bao would definitely have Western food. She said she didn’t want to meet acquaintances on the same boat, so she found a Western restaurant with a decent appearance. Who knew that from cold cuts to coffee, nothing was delicious: the soup was served cold, but the ice cream was hot; fish was like marines, having been ashore for several days; meat was like submarine soldiers, lying in the water for a long time ;Except for vinegar, bread, beef, and red wine are all sour.

93. Rumors spread faster than the flu, contain more energy than meteors, are more malicious than gangsters, and are more debilitating than miscarriages.

94. The most glorious time for any woman is to watch two men fight for her.

95. The dog lost all the bones in its mouth while chasing the bones in the water! After I got married to my lover as I wished, I'm afraid that when my flesh and bones are gone, I will regret the shadow of water that I can never see again.

96. The phrase "everlasting happiness" is not only too unrealizable, but also too absurd to be established. What passes quickly is never permanent; when we speak of eternal happiness, it is just as contradictory as when we speak of a square circle, a stationary movement.

97. If the engagement ring is a symbol of falling into a trap, the button is also a sign of holding on. You have to be careful!

98. In Western families, the fight between the mother-in-law and the son-in-law is an ancient custom that has been preserved to this day. The hostility between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law in our Chinese families is not inferior to their long history.

99. The thorn in life is right here. The thing that lingers on you and refuses to leave quickly is the thing you don’t linger on.

100. When someone is lovelorn, they will immediately display their sadness like a beggar’s rotten leg, bloody and public, to attract people’s pity. wear.

101. Mrs. Zhang speaks Shanghainese better than her husband, but her local dialect always comes out, as if her gown is too small to cover the robe underneath.

102. Although mistresses need new ones to be interesting, friends still let the old ones be the best.

103. There are no accidents in the world, it is just necessity with makeup and a mask.

104. The thorn in life is right here. The thing that lingers on you and refuses to leave quickly is the thing you don’t linger on.

105. People who are surrounded by the city want to escape, and people outside the city want to rush in. Whether it is marriage, career, or games, most of their wishes in life are like this.

106. His happiness emerged from his sleep and made him wake up four or five times. Every time he woke up, it was like Tang Xiaofu's face was in front of his eyes and his voice was in his ears. ...When I woke up at last, it was a tender day. He thought that it was not a safe day to entertain guests, and he wished he could use blotting paper to dry up the light water clouds in the sky.

107. That spring, the weather was particularly good. This spring air stirs up people's hearts, like the gums of a baby when they are teething, and feels the itching feeling of vitality. Shanghai is a bustling city, and there are no mountains, rivers, flowers and willows as a place for spring to settle. The plants and trees in parks and residential gardens are like wild beasts in iron cages in zoos. They are restrained, lonely, and do not have enough time to express themselves. The coming of spring only takes up residence in people's bodies and minds, adding diseases and infections, cases of adultery, alcoholism and fights, and pregnant women. The last one is a good sign, as the population should be replenished during wartime.

108. Life is said to be a big book.

If life is really like this, then most of us authors can only be regarded as book critics. They have the skills of a book reviewer. They don’t need to read a few pages of a book. They have already published a lot of comments and submitted a book review after writing it.

109. In front of the man she loves, every woman has the unique skill of rejuvenating herself.

110. As the maid said, the news exchanged between her, Mrs. Zhou, and Xue Cheng were so busy that they could make spring lines in the air.

111. (Ms. Su)’s cold smile is like holding hands on a cold and snowy day...Hongjian thought about how affectionate the holding hands were when we parted last year; holding her hand today is like squeezing. With cold-blooded shark fins. ... At this time, his mentality was like that of a student who was cramming for the exam after sleeping all night, only to find that the homework he thought he was familiar with was still raw.

112. Being a matchmaker and being a mother are two basic desires of women.

113. Where there are chickens and ducks: there is a lot of feces; where there are young women: there is a lot of talking.

114. A husband is a woman’s occupation. Without a husband, she is unemployed.

115. The girl was only sixteen or seventeen years old, and her face was made up like a mask made by rubbing oil, powder, and rouge. Hongjian thought that Shanghai was worthy of being a civilized and advanced area, and girls in middle schools were already painting their facades to attract men. But this girl's face was so fake, because no one believed that the powdered pancake on her face was her true face.