da Zhou: you have rice porridge in your head!
Xiao Jiang: Three-dimensional stew by sea, land and air
Lao Gao: I don't know Jin Xiangyu ~
Da Zhou versus Xiao Mao: If you take part in the competition, then we will lose our mother-lose our adult ~
Shuai Hu: I can't go to the hospital with minor injuries!
There is Xiao Mao's Henan Opera version of "ABCDEFG" ~
Xiao Mao said Xiao Yao: Look at your facial features ~
Xiao Mao was inhaling and was suddenly interrupted by Xiao Jiang: Oh, you scared me to death. You almost ruined my martial arts ~
Come on, give it to them! !
the leg doesn't hurt anymore, and it's not their own pull.
Their posture is similar to that of the literary stage.
let a hundred flowers blossom!
squad leader: squad leader, squad leader, squad leader ~~
Old G: Your last name is Ben?
big z: no, his name is Ben!
Fat H: You shouldn't have said it! No, you shouldn't have said it!
a monitor: why do I have a thorn in your words?
old g: how did my words turn into fish?
Zhou said the document: You ride a broken goat and pretend to be Prince Charming
Hong: Yes! Company commander: Really? H: No! Lian: Isn't it? H: Well, neither! Lian: Are you poor?
Lao Gao said that Xiao Jiang dressed herself as a milkmaid.
Xiao Jiang's two sentences are not dry enough. How can I solve my worries? Only porridge
And how can I solve my worries? Only big week
Xiao Jiang: I can do it.
Shuai Hu: Even if I look like an exhibition hall, you can't keep staring at me like this. Keep a low profile.
Head nurse Yan. I'll be a god if you show up.
Story of Cooking Class 3, Episode 11 (guest appearance in NI YAN)
Hong: He teaches skills and shows his love for troops and soldiers.
Wang: This is love. Is this affection? It's called love call transfer! He called out their love and affection, and moved himself.
Ginger: I wish I could eat flour and rice three times a day. How delicious this big white steamed bread tastes!
Wang: yes, I will. One day we are all tired of eating these flour and rice, and the tortillas will be delicious!
Jiang: No way, I will never give up my love for steamed bread!
Wang Duihong: Critic, why are you always half a step behind me?
Jiang: I suddenly had another thoughtful idea!
Hu: how did you suddenly have this thoughtful thought?
Jiang: No details!
monitor 1: your room is too messy to clean up! ! !
Lao Gao: Toad crosses the threshold, even choking his nose with shame.
Xiao Hu: The problem lies below and above.
Xiao Mao: A soldier bears a nest of bears' birthdays as a password, which is a big fool in the contemporary era. Sister-in-law is a scout, a special correspondent and a plot against her family. < What Zhou said > .
Xiao Zhang: Compared with Class One, the cookhouse squad is too old, so it's almost impossible to compete with Class One (I can't remember)
Everyone: What do you mean?
Head nurse Yan: What do you want? She has said it optimistically.
Xiao Zhang: So, you can't eat big pot rice, let alone big pot noodles, and you must have an audition.
head nurse Yan: one person sings one sentence, and all of them fail PK
Pang Hong: How can one person sing one sentence?
head nurse Yan: You can sing in a big chorus, even in the Spring Festival Evening. Why can't you? You're going to start singing
Pang Hong (picking up a big spoon): My enthusiasm is like a fire ... (everyone moves in unison)
Xiao Zhang: It's such an old song, and it's directly PK
Pang Hong: It's PK, so how can you get a confession? I'll give you the big spoon (Deputy Wang Ban), and I'll see you in the next competition area (Deputy Wang Ban grabs the big spoon hard)
Deputy Wang Ban: I'll wait for you to come back and see the peach blossom when you come back ...
Head nurse Yan: Don't wait any longer, you are so sour, she won't come back, a big fellow from Shandong, greasy and crooked, with a small beard in the exhibition hall
. Who?
Head Nurse Yan: Oh, on Xiao Hu
Xiao Hu: Chrysanthemum residue, injuries all over the floor, and your smile has turned yellow ...
Xiao Zhang: The song is a new one, but it's too bloody, PK. Next
Xiao Hu: What the hell, how bloody is twins?
Xiao Jiang and Da Zhou: My home is on the Songhua River in the northeast ...
Head nurse Yan: Ah, what, do you want to bite?
Xiao Mao: I want to fly higher, fly higher (heartbreaking singing)
(The crowd applauded very, very warmly)
Deputy instructor Tan: What are you yelling about? Singing is killing you
Deputy Wang Ban. It's time for the guard class to go out after singing for a while. To be honest, how did they sing?
Xiao Zhang: I think my ears are not suitable.
Head nurse Yan: Hungry, hungry, has been shaken out of internal injuries.
(Probably these)
Da Zhou: I have to purify the DNA
Hu asked Jiang: What TV series did you copy into the computer?
Jiang: Legend of the Wulin
Hu: Oh, there is a fat cook in that one, ...
(Everyone starts to learn from each other's classic lines and actions in the Legend of the Wulin)
Da Zhou: I have nothing to do, so I went to work.
Hu Qiugao: I want to take a career in the future, please help me ...
(I can't remember exactly)
Lao Gao: I regret it.
Everyone: Huh?
Gao: Why did I get engaged so early?
crowd: huh?
It's no use stealing chickens. Put the feed
Scholar: Why are you drying dried radish here?
Xiao Jiang: Is there any sun in the room?
scholar: is there dust here?
Xiao Jiang: It's right to have dust. Otherwise, how can it be called earthly?
Head nurse Yan: Behind love is life, and the essence of life is daily necessities.
Gao: Xiao Mao, you can't give this razor to your girlfriend, can you?
Mao: Of course not, unless my girlfriend has an important atavistic phenomenon.
Zhou: Those who cover their cheeks are not necessarily thinkers, most of them are due to toothache ~
Everyone: Gao Gao, Ou Lei Ou Lei ~
Fingers are cramped and feet stand on a T-shaped. Reach forward with your left hand and cover your belly with your right hand
Deputy Wang Ban said to Xiao Hu: You taught them to steam steamed bread, why don't you go in and teach? Are you running a correspondence course?
There should be sketches in the class)
Da Zhou: I can't do anything. I'll be a director.
Deputy Wang Ban: You can't do anything. How can you be a director?
da Zhou: I just can't do anything. I'm a director!
Shang Dao is really self-deprecating. The more I think about this line, the more funny it becomes.
Xiaomao wants to take pictures with the pigsty, but Xiao Hu's camera came too late.
Da Zhou said: You came to nurse after the baby died!
pk calori episode
Shuaihu: What is he awesome about? I was only 3 points short of the college entrance examination, or because of puppy love ...
Xiao Mao: Alas! I was only 1 points short of the college entrance examination, or because of online dating ...
Xiao Jiang: Alas! I was only a few minutes short of the college entrance examination, and I didn't fall in love early or online ... < P > Da Zhou: Cough! I missed the college entrance examination by more than 1 points ...
Xiao Hu Xiao Hu, who refuses to accept!
Xiao Mao said, "We will always support you with pepper noodles!"
it's hard for a gentleman to catch up with six gods in one word ~
Xiaoyao (rushing at Xiaomao): I'm a mountain ...
Xiaomao: Even the sunflower can't hit the acupuncture point!
Da Zhou: You said that so many competitions all over the country made chickens cry, crying under PK, crying for promotion, crying on stage for children, crying for parents, and a good competition turned into a meeting to remember the bitterness of the 21st century. What are you doing?
Xiao Mao and Xiao Mao Pai's sketch "Little Mao Feed the Pig" is very funny.
Xiao Mao: My mother, the scenery of my company is too good. Hahaha
Xiao Hu: All right, it's my turn. Come here. There is a very short pigsty at the foot of the mountain, and there is a white white pig in the pigsty. I ride this broken tricycle to pull feed and climb the slope. < P > Everyone: DuDu pig, your nose has two gaps (singing) < P > What I want to say is that people are human, and demons are demon. If a demon enters human nature, it is not a demon <
shemale! By analogy, pigs have people's thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, then they are not pigs. < P > What is it?
bajie!
crowd: go now!
Yan: You asked me to go, so I went? Go now. Who said anything?
Gao: How come it's me again? I'm not alone, I'm definitely not alone!
Yan: I can't tell the kinds of rats clearly, so I can't check the hygiene? I'm here to check the hygiene, not to sell rat poison.
Xiaomao:
I'm a brick of the revolution,
I need to move it wherever I need it,
I don't complain when I get to the warehouse, and
I'm willing to get to the pigsty.