In this episode, the scholar suffered unprecedented torture.
A row of front teeth on the left fell off.
The front teeth in the second row on the right fell out.
Sam was scared to climb to the ground by the sound of concealed weapons and hall doors.
Four scares means I was scared by Furong's reaction after asking for money.
Five rows of arms are broken.
Six fights, twisted shoulders, bitten hands.
Seven mice caught their left hands.
Eight sticks were glued from the skin of the right hand with tiger skin.
Nine spicy peppers are hot, boiling water.
Ten twisted ears
Eleven hit his face on the ground and his feet were pressed by Lao Bai.
Twelve were smoked by stinky tofu and eggs.
Closing the moon is really a peerless beauty.
Don't joke about other people's shortcomings.
Yu Xiang blushed and smiled, scaring Guo away ~ ~
Who has a problem with you?
This makes me very embarrassed.
Give me a hard time
That is to have a hard time with my uncle.
Have a hard time with my uncle
That's a problem with the court.
(Price) Two dollars and two dollars of silver registration fee are equivalent to 200 articles.
Skipping rope (sports) There was skipping rope in the Ming Dynasty, hehe.
You can understand it at a glance ~ all common words you can understand.
Blue Frost Sword (Weapon)
I respect you as a scholar. Please respect me.
What people in our Jianghu say is like spilled water.
If I say no, I won't do it.
Don't blame your aunt for this green frost sword.
Don't be afraid.
We are all brothers and sisters.
This is our home.
So I will protect you.
Oh, I was wrong, I was wrong.
Those two silver coins.
Keep it for yourself.
Buy whatever you want.
Wear whatever you want.
Don't be polite to me.
Not enough to ask me for it.
Xiang Yu Di Jia Zhuang
The hall door looks and sounds like a mortar.
Judge's Pen Meteor Hammer Mace Mountain Axe Life-saving Lock Sword.
The legendary elbow sword is invincible and can cut anything.
These weapons were left by Yu Xiang's grandmother to Yu Xiang's mother, Yu Xiang's mother to Yu Xiang, and Yu Xiang left her to Beckham.
Furong: Why is it so late? What happened?
Scholar: Nothing.
Furong: It's all right with you.
Scholar: I just want to ask you, have you been to the second spring in the world?
Furong: The one in Huishan, Wuxi.
Scholar: Ah.
Furong: I haven't been there.
Scholar: I haven't been there either.
Furong: psst ~
Scholar: I have heard of it twice.
Furong: The second time.
Scholar: That is to say, the concept of Qing Er next to Er Quan has appeared twice in the world.
Furong: Second customs clearance
Scholar: It may be Sanqing Temple. It doesn't matter. There are two Taoist priests in the Taoist temple.
Hibiscus: Two.
Scholar: Just these two Taoists. They like to listen to erhu music next to Er Quan. It's called Erquan reflecting the moon.
Furong: What are you trying to say?
Scholar: Speaking of reflecting the moon in Erquan, do you like listening to music? Many sounds are very nice. Look (pulls out his wallet and starts shaking).
The sound of this copper coin is crisp and beautiful, like the sound of nature. Look at the money, you know?
Furong: Ah, I know what you want. You don't want me to suffer here Scholar, did you send me money specially? That's very kind of you.
(After closing)
Scholar: (crying, suddenly pulling off the hair clasp on his head) Mom, you must bless me to get the money back.
Guo Furong, I'll fight with you (turning around and just about to knock on the door)
Furong: (just opening the door) What do you have in the receiver?
Scholar: Nothing, nothing.
Furong: Show it to me.
Scholar: Nothing.
Furong: Take it out! Take it out! !
Scholar: No, no.
Furong: Paishan
Scholar: No need to wait in line. This is my mother's hairpin.
Furong: Why are you willing to give me such an expensive thing? (taking it away as he talks) Don't say anything, scholar.
From today on, you are my good brother.
Scholar: Sister (Dia)
Furong: Let's talk about it tomorrow (after that, run into the house)
Scholar: (Thunder kneels on the ground) God, please take me away.
Turn it off! Turn it off! Cried the osprey
On an island in the stream.
My fair lady/quiet and dignified girl
Marty
Birds are singing softly on the river.
A beautiful girl is a good target for young people.
Scholar: Damn it, don't blame the children.
Not that children are unfilial.
This is really beyond my ability.
The last thing you left me.
The baby didn't save it either.
I feel sorry for you, son.
Furong: Give me back my hair clasp.
Yu Xiang: Why should I pay for it?
Scholar: Shit!
Furong: You can sell it back to me.
Yu Xiang: Where can I buy such good and cheap jewelry if I don't sell it?
Scholar: Shit!
Furong: Make an offer.
Yu Xiang: Twelve taels.
Furong: You might as well rob it.
The scholar Furong shouted at the same time: Oh, my God!
Yu Xiang: I won't say anything below 520.
Furong: Howl, why don't you howl?
The scholar was about to shout
Furong: This is a five-to-two deal. My aunt will buy you a quiet hairpin.
Don't misunderstand me. I don't want to owe you this.
Scholar: Teacher Guo was so kind that Lumou forgot my hair clasp (ran back to the house).
Furong: The most important thing is that the world is finally quiet.
Yu Xiang: If I were you, I wouldn't think so.
Furong: What do you think?
Yu Xiang: Look, I have to pay back five taels of silver every month, and you have to work for me for another two years and a month.
Furong: Ah.
Yu Xiang: Don't be afraid. I've removed the change. There are still two years, that is, 24 months and 730 days.
8760 hours
Furong: Oh, my God.
Why don't you put on some plaster or something?
It's no use sticking it up.
This arm is useless.
Furong: What kind of person do you think he is?
Scholar: I am a knowledgeable person. Is there anything I can't say? Why are you doing this to me?
Furong: Even if you sneak up on me, you won't dare to accuse me of hacking. Look at him pretending to be poor.
Scholar: Didn't she just practice martial arts for two days? How's the air?
Furong: Didn't he just study for two days? Who hasn't?
Scholar: I only know how to bully the weak and fear the hard, and kill people without blinking an eye.
Furong: I can only chew on words and nag.
Scholar: Catch a thief if you dare.
Furong: Raise it if you can.
Scholar: so vulgar, so rude
Furong: So selfish and pedantic.
Scholar: Is she still a woman?
Furong: Is he still a man?
Scholar: This scum.
Furong: This scum
Meanwhile: bah ~
Come and watch the fun. I want to go to school ~ don't go to school
Guo Furong vs Lv Xiucai.
ROUND 1
fight
Scholar: It takes five seconds to move a table and three seconds to move a bench.
How long does it take to move all the tables, chairs and benches downstairs?
Time to 5432 1
Furong: Five tables and twenty benches, a total of 85 seconds.
Scholar: Wrong (turning into the counter and taking out a small bench). You forgot this.
Guo Furong vs Lv Xiucai.
Second round
fight
Furong: Suppose I take a bath ten times a month. How many times do I take a shower every year?
Scholar: 120 times
Furong: Wrong 1 10 times.
Scholar: Why ~
Furong: No bathing is allowed in the first month.
Guo Furong vs Lv Xiucai.
Round 3
fight
Scholar: Big mouth has three meals a day and three steamed buns for each meal. How many steamed buns did he eat in March?
Furong: Three meals a day multiplied by three steamed buns, three months multiplied by thirty days, a total of 8 10 steamed buns.
Scholar: Wrong. It's 270. When I say March, I mean March, not three months.
Guo Furong vs Lv Xiucai.
Round 4
fight
Suppose I can shoot you to death with three hands. Every time I clap my hands, you scream, woman, please forgive me.
So how much do you want to say before you die?
Scholar: I refuse to answer this question.
Furong: That's a waiver.
Scholar: Cry three times, four words at a time, that's twelve words.
Furong: Wrong is nine words.
Scholar: Why?
Furong: It's better to strike first, so that the woman can forgive me.
The second palm goes down and the woman forgives.
You only said one word, and eight plus one equals nine.
Guo Furong vs Lv Xiucai.
Round final
fight
The scholar assumed that I won the first prize and the emperor gave me a sword.
If I stab you, you will scream that I am wrong.
You said 36 thousand words before you died
Furong: It's too poisonous.
Scholar: I haven't finished yet. In fact, I only stabbed two swords. Why?
Furong: That's impossible.
Scholar: How is that possible? I stabbed you and you said I was wrong.
I stabbed the second sword, you said 36 thousand words, and then you bled to death, so you stabbed two swords altogether.
Hibiscus; Suppose:
Scholar: You have no chance ~ (pointing to the blood trough)
Furong: Mr. Lu, it takes a lot of brains to settle accounts. He should make up for it.
Scholar: You should also do more manual work. This is the hardest. You should eat more.
Why don't you eat? You're welcome.
Furong: What you just gave me was garlic.
Scholar: Then you give me ginger.
Furong: Ginger can dispel cold and relieve hangover.
Scholar: Garlic can cure all diseases and drive away evil spirits.
Furong: Then you can have some chopped green onion to moisten your intestines first.
Scholar: Eat cinnamon to promote fluid production.
Furong: You want a bowl of lard to relax your bowels.
Scholar: You need a piece of chicken ass to raise your beauty.
You come, you come, you come. ...
What else do you two want ~
Guo's weakness
I am most afraid of garlic, especially raw garlic. As long as she smells it, her head will swell.
Climbed all over little red dot.
Hibiscus: rotten eggs, stinky tofu, dried salted fish, and old vinegar for one night.
What a baby! Throw it on the ground (Beckham masked hibiscus grins) and lift the lid.
Didn't you say I didn't have the strength to fight back? Just asking.
Yu Xiang: What do you want, Guo Furong? Po, why are you so smelly?
The old man came into the house, smelled it and shouted ~ turned and ran out to shout.
Listen, people inside, someone reported it.
Someone here makes stinky tofu eggs.
This behavior has seriously affected the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the surrounding people.
The police chief hereby solemnly warns to hand over the stinky tofu eggs and release the hostages.
This is your only way out.
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Do not steam steamed bread, but this spirit is the ambition of hard work.
Not a little resentment. It's for something bigger.
Make yourself miserable.
Is it worth it to implicate people around you?
Life has a lot of friction, a little more tolerance and a little more forbearance.
Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?