From the 1990s to the present, I probably heard some military-illiterate and doubtful remarks (I can’t tell the difference, so I have doubts, especially Article 8, is it really feasible?)

One:

Person A: "It's time for China to go to war. I'm so worried."

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "It's been almost 50 years since the founding of the People's Republic of China, right? So many bullets and grenades have been produced."

Person B: "You mean it's a waste not to fight?"

Person A: "Yeah, yeah, don't you think it's a waste to have so many bullets without fighting?"

Person B: "Yeah, that makes sense!"

I said: "Won't it expire? We can't produce that much without a war, right?"

A and B were furious at the same time: "What do you know? Look at your big windmill!"

Two:

"Do you know the atomic bomb? An atomic bomb as big as the palm of your hand can wipe out our province."

Three:

"The United States has Stealth aircraft, our J-8 is not bad, but one out of 100 can't beat it?"

(At that time, I wanted to complain, how could 100 blind men defeat a martial arts master with sharp eyesight? You How can I fight someone when I can’t see them? I’m afraid of being scolded, so I hold back)

Four:

“The ones holding the flags next to the generals are the most unlucky. Qi ran forward without weapons, and they were the first to die."

(This must have been influenced by the TV series)

Five:

The junior high school Chinese teacher was very serious about popularizing science with us.

"If Germany were the one who invaded China, China might really be subjugated in three months. The reason is very simple. Germany's mechanization level is too great. "

I was convinced at the time No doubt, now that I think about it, the teacher ignored China’s mountainous terrain.

Six:

"Why not train a group of dogs when we fight Japan? A group of dogs will go together, run all over the mountains and fields, and kill them!"

Seven :

"How is this possible? Can a cannon fire missiles? Can the small barrel of a tank gun fire missiles?"

Eight:

In the 21st century, China’s tabloid-rumored super-nuclear weapon program: Light of the Northern Star.

I forgot the specific content. I just searched on Baidu and this news was actually listed on Baidu Encyclopedia

"Before entering the atmosphere, the first-stage warhead will separate the main body and rush down at high speed. , the second-stage warhead gradually slows down. After entering the atmosphere, the main projectile will release a jamming warhead. The first-stage warhead will be inserted into the ground at high speed, and the second-stage warhead will explode in the air about 100 meters. Almost at the same time, the submerged nuclear bomb also Will explode. The combined shock wave will be 5 to 10 times the energy generated by the explosion of a single warhead, and each missile will attack scattered targets, and it may be a biological and chemical attack. The nuclear bomb struck the same target in three attack modes..."

Oli gave:

"If successful, one attack, half. The United States is paralyzed.”

…………

Military fans should really thank Mr. Zhang Zhaozhong. Throughout the 1990s, the artillery installed on the ship lagged behind the US imperialism. , when the People's Liberation Army is at its weakest.

No matter how powerful the high-tech weapons developed by the United States are, their shortcomings can be exposed with just a few words from the boss.

The awesome one is coming! ! !

After the shortcomings of the device were exposed, the bureau said that our army can use existing weapons and equipment... and "get some bargains."

Of course, "asking for some benefits" is not directly stated, but it can definitely be felt by you.

What a clever mouth, he can compete with Trump (manual funny)

It is really not easy to sit in the position, otherwise the mentality of military fans would have collapsed.

Beijing Newsstand

Sometimes, certain military newspapers are "indispensable" for the occurrence of military blindness, especially the "National Defense Times", which is a magical newspaper. In the days when newsstands were still popular, it could be said that among many military-type newspapers, it was fairly objective and authoritative.

However, some scumbag characteristics cannot be avoided. I always thought it was printed by the Iron Blood Network of "Destroy Japan and Massacre America", but later I found out that it was published by the regular Chengdu Military Region.

More than ten years ago, there were some unknown military newspapers. Just from the title on the cover, it seemed that a boy like me was excited about the military. At that time, I even bought them with my classmates. . I bought it once or twice. Even though I was young, I thought it was too bizarre. In that era when the Internet was not very developed, I was not very interested in the military.

The human body can block a machine gun! Even for a light machine gun with a caliber of 7.62 mm, the kinetic energy of each bullet is more than 400 joules. Half of it is lost when it passes through the human body, but it still has more than 200 joules. Five bullets can knock a person flying! 20 rounds of bullets can easily break a human body into two pieces!

The most common military illiteracy I see now is not the lack of understanding of weapons performance, but the lack of understanding of modern warfare. They think that the current war is the same as World War II, just like the Sino-Japanese Diaoyu Islands dispute. Some people say, It’s enough for the ships to surround the Diaoyu Islands and then set up cannons. I think this kind of statement is really unspeakable. People nowadays lack the understanding of modern warfare because they don’t know about modern wars. How to fight.

There are many in TV series, such as the famous segment about the Sherman tank, which has a firing rate of 350 rounds per minute, can burn, explode, and penetrate armor instantly.

There is also a description of the guns used by the British army in the First Opium War in a TV series. It is said that the British army used guns with five rounds in the breech and could shoot 500 meters. In fact, the first opium attack by the British in 1840 used muzzleloaders and flintlock muskets.

Comrade Xiao Daqing, the famous historical inventor and musician, said in a certain issue of Xiaoshuo that in the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam, a platoon of the Vietnamese army defended the top of the mountain, and a regiment of the People's Liberation Army attacked the top of the mountain. If a platoon can defend the top of a mountain, how can a regiment deploy in this mountain? On the contrary, if a mountain can enable a regiment to deploy its troops, how can a platoon defend it?

Very popular A joke... Late one night in August 1975, bombers were preparing to send out bombers to blow up the spillway of a reservoir.

How do these military blinders know...

In that era without guided bombs, even if bombers were dispatched in broad daylight, it would be difficult to blast a slender spillway!

Millet plus rifles defeated airplanes and cannons

1

Classmate: One nuclear bomb of "mold" will destroy China.

Me: We also have nuclear bombs! Send it to him

Classmate: Our nuclear bomb was intercepted just after it reached US airspace

Me:? (We can also stop it)

2

December 2019

Student: Has the J-20 been developed yet?

Three

Classmate: Japan can occupy China within three months. It’s just that they don’t want to fight

I thought: I’ll go! Is a war of aggression so sacred to you? Can China's top three military forces in the world defeat the Japanese Self-Defense Force? Besides, can the Self-Defense Forces launch a station struggle?

This is all said by the same person. That's not all. He is only 15 years old!

Please take care of your parents, he has cured me of my unhappiness for a few days

In fact, some of the immature opinions of netizens are just unscrupulous military commentators and they are talking nonsense. Speaking and influencing. For example, military aviation engines are hyped every day by military commentators. Soon, all China's advanced fifth-generation aircraft will be equipped with domestically produced engines, and their performance will lag behind that of the United States. In fact, aviation experts in the industry say that engines are still 20-30 years behind. Military commentators repeatedly use unscientific and speculative terms to describe the development of the military industry; such as overtaking on a curve, warships falling behind, etc. Is there any truly talented scientist who said that overtaking on corners was a huge success? It would have been lucky if the car was not involved in a car accident and no one was killed. Military industry and science and technology are not about opportunism or taking advantage of opportunities.

Most of the military blindness exists among the screenwriters or crews of idiotic movies

There are also some people who call Maozi’s AK series guns AK47. You must know that this product was around the 1960s. was replaced. They also brag about how awesome the German Leopard 2 is. The most terrible thing is that a game like chicken is considered to be a war. In fact, modern war is fought with high technology and corresponding tactics.

If there is a disagreement, "Dongfeng Express will achieve its mission"! It seems that hitting a nuclear bomb is more casual than hitting an egg.