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[Story] After I bought my girlfriend's seed online,
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In order to end my single life as soon as possible, I went to Taobao to buy my girlfriend's seed, a rare variety.

I said to the customer service, "I need a girlfriend with a good temper. It doesn't matter if her eyes are as bright as spring water when she smiles, her fingers are long, her voice is gentle and her breasts are big." I need to plant her in spring and harvest her in autumn. What do you recommend? "

Customer service said: this is the best. Many people want to plant girlfriends in autumn and fall in love with female basin friends in spring, but in fact, the girlfriends planted in this way are easy to die. In winter, girls watch Korean dramas with quilts, so they have no patience to fall in love.

In a few words, I joined the shopping cart and paid for it.

I placed the order in February and received the parcel in March.

I can't blame the seller for the late delivery. The seller looked for my girlfriend's seeds for a long time as I asked.

I received my girlfriend's seed from the seller, dug a hole in the uninhabited fir forest in my community and buried the young seed.

My girlfriend's seeds are more expensive because my requirements are a bit special. The seller collected a lot of information about other people's girlfriends before synthesizing my girlfriend's seeds for me.

The seeds are black and thin, and look no different from black beans.

"This really can grow a girlfriend? It won't grow black, will it? " After I washed the dirty things on my hands, I sent a voice to the seller who praised 100%.

"Yes, and you can continue to cultivate her style according to your idea. Don't worry, a child is innocent. "

I thought, is this okay? Then whose face, whose chest and whose leg do I want?

Before long, the seeds germinated and were very healthy.

When the rainy season came, furry tentacles grew on my girlfriend's seedlings. They are yellow, soft and a little white. I rubbed my face against them, which was very comfortable.

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After the rainy season passed, my girlfriend's face slowly grew on the tree. First her smooth forehead, then her small eyebrows, then her nose, and then I saw her eyes.

Her eyes are bright, like stars in the sky.

I'll see her when I'm free. Although she has no ears yet, she can see my eyes.

I looked at her and smiled: I will spend the rest of my life with you. Please pay attention to what we are going to do together.

Although I can't see her mouth, I can see that her eyes are full of smiles and gentleness.

Haha, my girlfriend, her eyes can actually laugh.

At the end of May, cicada came with his girlfriend's ear. I often go to the Woods to read my poems to my girlfriend in the morning. I think she will be as talented as me in the future.

My girlfriend's mouth hasn't grown yet, but I know she understands everything I say.

On weekends, I will move a small speaker and listen to music with my girlfriend.

My girlfriend doesn't like the folk songs I like very much. He will be very happy when I play folk songs.

I'm a little sad: how can I go to see Chen Li with him in the future?

In June, my girlfriend's legs grew out. Her legs are shorter than I expected, but they are white.

I went to ask the seller: What's the matter? Why are her legs shorter than I asked? And he hasn't got a mouth yet?

The seller said: she will definitely grow a mouth in the end, but every girlfriend's personality is different. The first facial features that people who like to talk grow up are their mouths. Your girlfriend may be a little reticent. You can wait. Anyway, she will have a mouth. Anyway, she will eat when she is mature.

"What about the leg?"

"Legs grow up for a while. She is still immature. It's okay. You can give her more massage. Her legs will become very long. Massage every day is the best. "

When I come home from work at night, I will go to the Woods in the backyard to enjoy the cool and massage my girlfriend. Her calf is white and thin, and she can play for a year.

I am very satisfied.

three

In July, my girlfriend's hands and arms grew out. She likes to hold my hand when I read Zvetayeva to her.

Her hands are so gentle, but I find that she is too thin, as if she really has no breasts.

I went to the seller: is this breast a little small, and she is too thin, and it seems easy to get sick in the future.

"Where did you plant her?"

"In the Woods."

"That will definitely make you sick. Some people plant their girlfriends on the balcony so that you can receive light every day. Your boyfriend and girlfriend are planted in the Woods, and she can't get the sun. How can she be healthy? "

I am unhappy. I feel sorry for her.

"But your girlfriend's skin will be very white and her temper will be very good. After all, she hasn't had much sunshine and won't be in a hurry. "

September is coming, but my girlfriend still hasn't spoken. I bought her clothes to wear, and the night in late summer was a little cold.

On the first day of September, I went to the Woods to see my girlfriend as usual. I didn't see her. She left.

I'm a little sad: it seems that my girlfriend is going to run away with someone else.

I came home from work at night, drank some wine, and felt dizzy on the way home, and the tie came to that grove again.

In spring, I planted a girlfriend here, and I will come to harvest in autumn.

But there is nothing. My loving eyes and gentle views on her are just the projection of my own emotions.

I am such an idiot.

Go home and get ready to open the door with the key. I found a small bunch of wild flowers on the ground at the door, and my girlfriend was standing in the corridor. Her slender fingers sparkled in the dim light: hi. How are you?

I paused, and it took me a long time to reflect and say, where are your clothes?

I sent a physical map to the seller to show my satisfaction.

The seller sent a smiling face.

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But it didn't last long.

1,23,2, 14,5,30,7,8,9, 17……

1,23,2, 14,5,30,7,8,9, 17……

This is the last message she left me.

Is it a date, page number or floor number?

Less than half a year together, she disappeared.

These numbers have been tormenting me, making me fidgety and having nightmares every night.

It's hard for someone like me who is bad at math.

She answered a phone call the other day and hasn't come back yet. I asked the sellers, and they didn't know what was going on.

I think I've lost weight. The residential area has only 12 floors, and the tallest building in this city is only 20 floors, not the floor number, not the floor number. ...

I sat heavily on the ground. If the previous number represents the page number and the latter number represents the first word, it is not a complete sentence at all.

Lagrange mean value theorem, Cauchy mean value theorem, Abel-Ruffini theorem ... all theorems can't answer this string of numbers.

Music scores, alphanumeric, billing codes ... are simply unreliable.

The last hope disappeared, and I was a little desperate.

I'm not a detective. I can't solve the riddle she left behind. I'm not a hero. I can't save myself.

I can't figure out why I am so kind to her.

Those numbers are like ropes, tightly wrapped around themselves.

Has she been kidnapped?

five

It hurts ...

My arms, legs and neck are being strangled. I want to open my eyes and take off my heavy things, but my hands can't move. Someone seems to be talking.

"Wow, this is quite new."

"It looks delicious."

My body hung up, I tried to shake my body, and the sun stung my eyes. Only then can I see clearly that there are a group of people around him, looking at him greedily with their heads down, showing their desire to eat him.

I want to warn them that this is a new society and cannibalism is illegal. A mouth can only make a "whirring" sound. He was shocked and struggled, but he couldn't open the net.

They put him on the chopping board, and the strong smell of blood filled his nose, and then they raised their knives and cut him.

"Don't!"

I woke up from the table and there was silence around me. It was a dream. I wiped my sweat, took a breath, and the cool wind blew, and my heart calmed down a little.

"Sorry, sorry ..."

Embarrassed, I apologized to the surroundings, got up and left the table, stood in front of the railing and looked into the distance. A group of fish are playing happily and keep making "whirring" calls.

Grudge, where are you? What do you mean by'1,23,2,14,5,30,7,8,9, 17'?

six

It suddenly occurred to me that I didn't know her at all.

I don't know what she likes best, what books she likes best, what games she likes best, and what songs she likes best, so that when I started looking for her, I knew nothing.

I asked the seller for help again, and the seller asked me to meet and chat.

I have a familiar feeling about this place, as if I had been here, and I continued to walk inside, with a huge cylindrical object hanging in the center, just like in a dream.

"I finally waited for you." The man waved his hand carefully. "Did you find a girlfriend?"

"You know where it is, right?"

"I know, but has she been recycled now?"

"What do you mean?"

"She forgot her mission and really fell in love with you."

Humans? I don't quite understand. Is it a hint that my girlfriend is not human? Just about to ask why, the man moved.

We come from a noble alien planet. We have a long vitality and can live for many years, but the birth rate is extremely low. We have strength, but we have been unstable. In order to change the status quo, we turned our attention to you humans. As he spoke, his lower body became scaly, like a fish's tail.

I looked at him strangely.

"Don't you want to ask, what's in it? This is a corpse, a container to be exact, and soil. "

I know a little. They sell the couple's seeds online. When they are raised, they will implant a "virus" into the human body through unspeakable things. When the virus in the human body takes shape, that is, when the next generation is born,

The next generation is the seeds sold online, and the human body is the fertilizer.

"What do you want?" I asked tentatively.

"Of course, it was silenced."

seven

It was dark around, and more and more alien fishermen approached. This square room gradually formed a peripheral trend, just like Tian Zige. I am lonely and helpless.

The closer they get, the more they force me to get close to the glass column. Through the glass, I saw the finger of the body pointing to a place. Somehow, he saw what he meant. That's the number of the glass column, "1".

The fishermen nearby stopped, and it was quiet, only my heartbeat was left.

I looked to the left and it was "23". After I ran over, another group of people stood still. I took a step forward, but the crowd remained motionless. It is safe within two meters centered on "23". I tried to reach two meters and everyone rushed over. I quickly retracted my hand.

I jumped to the left rear of "23", that is, behind "1" and "2", and then "14", "5", "30", "7", "8" and "9" were safe.

The last one is "17", which is the last number near the door. I only need one step to get rid of this place. I finally believe the true meaning of that string of numbers.

I was just about to open the door when there was a mixed voice in the sky. Looking up, the square sky was calm again.

"Congratulations to the player Bai Shisan customs clearance game ..."

I took off my VR and lay comfortably on the sofa. I didn't expect this game to be so fun. The designer is very thoughtful. The name of the protagonist is the name of the player, and the girlfriend I planted is no different from the real one. The main reason is that the story is really unexpected, but there is an immersive feeling.

"Do you want a girlfriend? Plant it yourself. " Looking at the advertisement, I turned off the computer.