(A came on stage, looked back while walking, and almost fell down. He walked to the middle of the stage to calm down, then took out a fan from his pocket, opened and closed it with a "snap")
A: Today, I will tell you a cross talk. The name of the cross talk is "One Master and Two Servants". What did you say? Where have the two maids gone? To be honest, the two servants are busy doing housework for me? Can't come. I'm sorry, everyone (clasps fists). Like this? Today I will tell you about a stand-up comedy. What do you think? (At this time, the two ladies walked onto the stage) Let me give you a closing poem first, "The heroic figure is not armed with a gun, the dawn is shining on the stage. Today, while the two women are not here, I want to throw the man ('slap' Xingmu) Take it for granted. ”
) Speaking of today’s cross talk, it was quite pleasant. Just saying these four words “one master and two servants”, no need to ask? That definitely means the servants stand on both sides and the master stands in the center. What is the master's last name? (I woke up with a "pop" and turned around to see the ladies on both sides, pretending to be timid)
Yi Bing: Go ahead, keep talking.
A: (hesitating) I said, what did I just say?
B: You said, the servants stand on both sides, and the master stands in the center.
C: I want to ask the master’s surname? Bang, (slamming the wood to wake him up) What's your last name? Tell me?
A: Do you still need to ask? Haven't you guys noticed this a long time ago?
B: C: (hesitant)
A: Huh? Think about it, isn't this just "one master and two servants"? No, it's "one servant and two masters"?
B and C: (patting A on the shoulder) He changed his mouth quite quickly, do you have one? (Standing back to his position)
A: Well, these two aunts came out of nowhere and almost scared me to death. A: Ah, you didn’t say anything? I said: In the past two days... my grandma came to the countryside... and almost... didn't find her home. I was scared to death. (Wipes sweat) Okay? What kind of ears do they have?
B: Let me tell you, I am on stage today, so you have to be careful when you speak.
A: I know, I know.
C: Listen carefully, I am here today, so you must prioritize your speech.
A: I understand, I understand
B: Now that you understand, why don’t you introduce me to everyone
C: Now that you understand, you are still stunned. What are you doing? Why don't you introduce me to everyone?
A: Okay? Are they more anxious than me? Well, let me introduce to you first. Introduce, (walking to B) this lady is
C: (cough)
A: Ah, this princess is (walking to C)
B: (cough)
A: This lady is (walking to B)
C: (cough)
A: Ah, this princess is (walks to C)
B: (cough)
A: I can’t introduce her. Are you two suffering from "asthma" disease? ah? You can tell yourself who I should introduce first.
B: Who do you want to introduce first?
C: Who do you think should be introduced first?
A: Okay, okay, okay, that’s it? (To the audience) Who among them makes more money? Who makes more money? Let me introduce you first. (Turns to B and C) Are you two listening? Let me ask you now, how much money do you earn per month?
B: Eight thousand.
A: What? Eight, eight thousand yuan. And you?
C: One thousand
A: One thousand? Bah, you still have the nerve to say it? They have 8,000 yuan, you have 1,000 yuan...
C: US ??dollars...
A: Ah, beautiful, US dollars. 1 U.S. dollar is equal to 8 yuan, and 1,000 U.S. dollars is equal to 8,000 yuan...RMB is...just currency. Isn't that the same amount?
B and C: (looked at each other)
A: Let me ask you again, do you listen? What's your job?
B: Let me tell you this, I have the final say on everyone in the unit.
A: Cadre? OK, right? good. And you?
C: Anatomist.
A: Doctor? Angels in white, okay, let me ask you again, how old are you this year
B: This lady is 23 years old this year
C: This princess is 24 years old this year
A: That’s her big...
C: 365 days difference.
A: Isn’t this nonsense? (To the audience) I don’t think it’s okay to ask this? Why don't I just ask them what their last name is? What position? (Turns to B) Hey, let me ask you? What's your last name?
B: Me? The surname is "Dan" (dan)
A: The surname is Dan? What's it called?
B: Single person aside
A: Is there anyone who calls for single person aside? Well, this emotion is a radical in Chinese characters. Let me tell you, my surname is Shan, isn’t it good?
B: Why is it bad?
A: You think about it, my surname is Shan, right? ah? "Single means being alone, being alone means being alone, being alone means being few.
”
B: How do you speak?
A: Anyway, it’s not good to have a single surname, so change it quickly.
B: That’s a must. My parents agree.
A: Huh? What did you say you did here?
B: I have the final say throughout the company.
A: Look at you, why didn’t you tell me earlier? Haha...
B: This person’s feelings depend on what he says.
A: You said it’s in the workplace. You have the final say over the personnel,
B: Yes, and if I tell him to go up, he has to go up, and if I tell him to go down, he has to go down. Look at my bad mouth. Are you a cadre? Okay, okay.
B: Just a cadre?
A: Okay, cadre. The surname is Shan, right? "Shan is the person, the person is the head, and the head is the official." "The last name is Shan? OK.
B: What kind of character is it?
A: Huh? Let me ask you again, what are you specifically responsible for in the unit?
B: I am responsible for the personnel.
A: Great, I will need it in the future. I want to ask you, are you in charge of personnel transfer? p>
B: Personnel transfer? Are you talking about job transfer?
A: Yes, that’s right.
B: I can’t control it. Personnel Department.
A: Which department are you in?
B: I am the Elevator Department.
A: Who do you think you are? He's the one who drives the elevator. Go, go...
B: A dog's eyes are like a man's eyes
A: (Going to C) Princess, don't pay attention to that one, I'm telling you, (laughing) ) She drives an elevator.
I’ve known that for a long time.
A: Yes. Let me ask you, what’s your surname? >C: Me? My surname is "Shuang"
A: Why are their surnames so weird?
C: Zwilling
A: Shuangli people? Well, it’s still a Chinese radical. Tell you, the surname is Shuang?
C: What’s wrong?
A: What do you think? Ah, the surname is Shuang, right? Ah, "Shuang means pairs, pairs means eyes, and pairs of eyes means defects." ”
C: Who is cross-eyed? You can see it clearly before you speak
A: Are you cross-eyed? Oh, then you are a corn.
C : Are you the one with corns?
A: Huh? What did you say you did?
C: Anatomist
p>A: Operator, anatomist?
C: Yes, where do you want to dissect?
A: I don’t want to dissect anywhere, okay, fine. Why should I dissect myself?
Anatomy? Okay, okay.
What a good idea.
< p>A: Think about it, the anatomist’s surname is Shuang, right? “Shuang is an idol, an idol is an image, and an idol is a celebrity. "C: What a mess.
A: Huh? Let me ask you, how many dissections do you have to do in a day?
C: How many? This I haven’t counted it, anyway, it’s calculated by pieces.
A: Dissection? Also calculated by pieces?
C: Yes, not only do we need to pack the heart, liver, and lungs separately? .
A: Wait, you are planning to sell human organs. Let me tell you, this is illegal.
C: Who are you trying to scare? What? Our prices are determined by the price bureau. The heart is priced according to the heart, the liver is priced according to the liver, and the lungs are priced according to the lungs. Even the bones are divided into large and small rows.
A: What you said confused me. Okay, let me ask you, what do you do?
C: I am a butcher in a meat factory.
A: Butchering pigs, bah, that’s called anatomy. Home?
C: Anyway, the doctor performs the dissection on the patient, and we perform the dissection on the pig, right?
A: Go, go. Might as well be the one who drives the elevator? (Turns to B). Did you hear that? (laughing) She is the butcher of the meat factory.
B: Me. I've seen it a long time ago.
A: You can see it.
B: To tell you the truth, I don't drive the elevator anymore. I have been promoted.
A: Are you promoted?
B: Yes, you have been promoted.
A: You mean, now? You don’t drive an elevator but a crane.
B: Well, I’m promoted to director now.
A: What?
B: I've been promoted to director
A: Congratulations, aunt. (Shaking hands excitedly)
B: Well, I'm older this time.
A: Auntie, actually, I have long seen that you do not drive an elevator.
I'm so happy and excited to meet you, so what? (Take B’s hand to wipe tears)
B: Hey, whose hand should I use to wipe that?
A: Sorry, didn’t I bring a handkerchief?
B: You can’t wipe it with my hands even if you don’t bring a handkerchief?
A: What about my hand?
B: Well, I can’t even find it with my own hand.
A: Auntie, I feel like we've hit it off since I saw you. I hate seeing you so late. When I see you, I see money...
B: Ah
A: No, I mean when I see you, I will--the future of money is bright, the future of money is boundless, but the skills are exhausted
B: What word?
A: Auntie, let us get to know each other? Let's hug, let me kiss you.
B: Go. You've been talking for a long time, but I still don't know your last name?
A: What is my last name? Guess?
B: Then how can I guess?
A: Guess, whatever you guess counts?
B: Ah
A: I mean you guessed it correctly.
B: Can I guess? I guess? Is your surname Wang?
A: Oh? What if you were the director? You guessed it right away, my surname is Wang, is my surname Wang? (whispering) Hey, should I complain or not?
B: I guess? You will be 60 this year, right?
A: Oh? You guessed it right, I am 60 years old this year and I just completed the retirement procedures yesterday. (whispers) I don’t even have a job?
B: I guess you are a man, right?
A: Oh? Auntie, you can even tell that I am a boy. It is really amazing. (whispering) Is this a guess?
B: I guess you are a shrimp, right?
A: Am I a shrimp?
B: Yes, huh? Are you a river shrimp? Or is it a shrimp?
A: Me? Auntie, you forgot, what do I have? Am I not a "choking shrimp"? (Whispering) Even if I choke, I will choke you to death first.
B: I still guess,
A: Auntie, please stop guessing, I have to go, over there?
B: Which way?
A: That’s which way. Well, if she guesses again, she might guess something? (Come to C) Let me tell you: "Which one is there? Have you seen it?"
B: Yes,
A: She has been promoted,
C: "Giving birth?" She gave birth so soon. Is it a boy or a girl?
A: What kind of boy or girl? People have been promoted.
C: Well, she got promoted. What does this mean? Let me tell you that I have also been promoted.
A: Have you been promoted too?
C: Yes, I don’t kill pigs now.
A: I kill cows instead.
C: Are you the one who kills cows? I am in charge of killing pigs now.
A: Isn’t this still the same?
C: I am now the director of the slaughterhouse.
A: What? Say it again?
C: I am now the director of the slaughterhouse
A: Auntie! Congratulations. (Shake hands)
C: Here we go again
A: Auntie, actually, I have long seen that you are not a pig butcher. I'm so happy and excited to meet you, so what? (Wipes tears with his hands, and then wipes them on C’s clothes)
B: Hey, where do you wipe them?
A: Sorry, didn’t I bring a handkerchief?
B: You didn’t bring a handkerchief, why don’t you wipe it on your clothes?
A: What? Isn’t that right? Do I still have to wash it myself?
B: Well, this one is quite damaging.
A: Auntie, when I see you, I feel as if I feel like old friends at first sight. I hate seeing you so late. When I see you, I see money.
B: Ah
< p>A: No, I mean that after seeing you, my future will be bright, my money will be unlimited, and my skills will be exhausted.B: What word?
A: Auntie, let us get to know each other? Let's hug, let me kiss you.
B: Go. You've been talking for a long time, but I still don't know your last name?
A: What is my last name? Guess?
B: Then how can I guess?
A: Guess, whatever you guess counts.
B: Can I guess? I guess? Your surname is Wu.
A: Oh? What if you were the director? I guessed it right away. My surname is Wu. It has been my surname since I was a child. (whispers) Ahem, am I still a man?
B: I guess? Are you 5 years old this year?
A: Am I 5 years old? Alas? You guessed it right, I am exactly 5 years old this year and I just took off my crotchless pants yesterday. (whispering) Well, I'm going to daycare again this time.
B: I guess you are a woman, right?
A: Am I a woman? Alas? Auntie, you can even tell that I am a woman. You are really amazing. (whispers) What does this look like? Why are there no distinctions between men and women?
B: I guess you are a hairtail, right?
A: Am I a hairtail?
B: Yes, huh? Are you braised hairtail? Or is it sweet and sour hairtail fish?
A: Me? Auntie, have you forgotten, what am I? Am I not a "salty hairtail fish"? (Whispering) I'm going to kill you first.
C: I guess you...
B: "Xiao Wang, come here."
A: Call me that? Alas, here I come.
C: "Wu, please come here."
A: Call me that, alas, here I come.
B: "Xiao Wang, did I ask you to come over?"
A: Alas, (ran to B)
C: "Surname Wu, did I ask you to come back?"
A: Oh, where are these silly boys? . (Standing still in the center)
B: Xiao Wang, didn’t you tell me your surname is Wang?
A: Yes
C: Xiao Wu, didn’t you tell me your surname is Wu?
A: Yes
B: So is your surname Wang? Is your surname still Wu?
C: Is your surname Wu? Is your surname still Wang?
A: That’s what happened to me, I, my surname is both "Wang" and "Wu"
B and B: How do you say it?
A: I have a compound surname, "Wu Wangshi" and "Wu Wang Goujian", have you heard of it?
Yi Bing: Sounds a bit familiar...
A: I think back in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, when Wu and Yue were fighting for hegemony, there was a story about King Gou Jian of Wu.
Yi Bing: King Gou Jian of Wu? I only remember that there was a man named "King Goujian of Yue"?
A: Right? King Goujian of Yue, that is Goujian whose surname is Yue and King. I am talking about Goujian whose surname is Wu and Wang, so he is called "King Goujian of Wu". Okay, I'm not exhausted.
B: Xiao Wang, tell me, you are 60 years old this year and just retired yesterday, right?
A: That’s right
C: Xiao Wu, tell me, you are just 5 years old this year and you just took off your crotchless pants yesterday. Is it true?
A: It’s absolutely true.
Yi Bing: Then are you 60 years old? Still 5 years old?
A: What do I mean? My virtual age is 60, but my actual age is 5 years old. It sounds awkward to me.
B: Xiao Wang, you told me that you are a "shrimp", and you are also a "choking shrimp", right?
A: Yes
C: Xiao Wu, you told me that you are a "hairtail", and you are also a "salty hairtail", right?
A: Yes
B and C: So are you a "choking shrimp"? Or is it a "salty hairtail fish"?
A: I am both a "choking shrimp" and a "salty hairtail fish".
B: I understand, you are a type of "shrimp, salty hairtail and fish",
C: I understand, you are a "salty hairtail, fish and shrimp".
A: Does it have this attribute?
B: I guess you are a boy,
A: You guessed it right
C: I guess you are a girl,
A: You guessed so accurately
B and C: Are you a man? Still a woman?
A: You guess I am a boy,
B: Yes
A: You guess I am a girl
C: Right
A: In other words, if you look at me on the left, I am a man?
B: Yes
A: Look on the right, am I a woman?
C: That’s right
A: That’s right,
B and C: Why is it right?
A: Think about it, if you look at me from the left, I’m a man, and from the right, I’m a woman. Doesn’t this just reflect the “men on the left and women on the right” side of me?
Yi C: He used this. Helpful to me
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Answer: love51lv | Level 1 | 2009-3-30 18:39
Campus sketch script: funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines
Campus Sketch
Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling
Scene: Classroom
League Secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades, compatriots, same. . . same. . . What are you with? Please listen to what I have to say!
Two people: Let’s talk.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Two people: Listen!
League Secretary: Really listen?
Two people: Really!
League Secretary: Are you sure?
Two people: OK.
League Secretary: No regrets?
Two people: No regrets.
League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't you lie to me?
Two people: Do you want to say it?
League Secretary: Oh, I’m starting to talk! ----What am I going to say?
The two fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines
League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! That’s right!
The two sat up.
League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The two fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let’s get back to the point, you can no longer be drunk and dreamy! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, come forward, self, self, self. . .
Make a change and boycott Japanese goods!
Xiao Ling: What a mess!
League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you have to sleep in class?
Xiao Ling: I’m sleepy, so I sleep!
League Secretary: Why don’t you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiao Ling: I want it too! But the teacher wouldn’t let me go!
League Secretary: Can’t you sleep after class?
Xiao Ling: I’ll sleep after class!
League Secretary: What do you do at night?
Xiao Ling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Go to sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines
Xiao Ling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What else do you do besides sleeping?
Xiao Ling: Very important thing! ----Have a meal!
League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiao Ling: I also want to ask this question!
League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day and night?
Xiao Ling: Yes!
Young League Secretary: Can’t you sleep all night?
Xiao Ling fainted.
Xiao Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What’s so fun about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on those of you who play games the most, you have no technical skills at all! Tell you that the teacher is very angry and the consequences will be serious!
Secretary of the Communist Youth League: classmates, classmates, comrades, classmates -
Two people: Just say it!
League Secretary: What are you talking about!
The two fainted.
League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiao Ling: No matches!
Leader of the Communist Youth League: Work hard and forge ahead!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League Secretary: Come on, let’s study together!
The two of them lay down: Alas!
Secretary of the Communist Youth League: Cheer up, seize the time, let us————
The bell rings.
Secretary of the Communist Youth League: ----Let's go have a meal!
Two people: Yeah!
Answer: Sweetheart★Happy | Level 1 | 2009-3-30 19:09
A: Today, I will tell you a cross talk! Oh, this grandma asked me why I said it alone? Of course there are two of us, but my partner is never on time... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, but it's already 8:60 and there's still no ghost.
B: What did you say?
A: Hey, you... what's wrong with you?
B: Forget it, it’s all the fault of that broken English!
A: What’s wrong? What happened? Come and listen!
B: Alas, our class teacher said it! China has joined the WTO, Beijing has successfully bid for the Olympic Games, and construction of Dongyangkou Port has also started. Our students in Henan primary school cannot go to junior high school without learning English.
A: Yeah, that’s quite smooth! What a great thing to learn English!
B: That’s a good thing! That’s me—back!
A: Why are you memorizing it?
B: All bad luck has happened to me!
A: Oh, tell everyone!
B: What do you mean?
A: What’s wrong?
B: I’m so unlucky, and you still want me to say it, without intending to make a fool of myself?
A: You misunderstood, I definitely didn’t mean that!
B: What do you mean?
A: Let me ask you that!
B: Say!
A: Are you personally responsible for all these unlucky things?
B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else who could take the place of bad luck?
A: Can you let these unfortunate things happen to you again?
B: You are trying to harm me!
A: Do you hope that all of us audience friends will be as unlucky as you!
B: Not willing!
A: Why?
B: If everything is like this, who can spare their hands to applaud me!
A: Then if you tell me today, it will end!
B: OK, I...cough, this guy got in!
A: Haha!
B: Today I will show off my old face and tell everyone about it!
A: OK! Everyone, give me a round of applause!
B: By the way, this is the first day of English class!
A: What’s wrong?
B: My brother and sister are dead!
A: Ah! Don't scare people!
B: Who scared you! Our teacher said, I need to show this in black and white to my dad!
A: Oh, tell me what’s going on!
B: There are two dialogues in this first lesson!
Good morning boys and girls!
Good morning! Miss bai!
A: These two sentences mean Good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!
B: I can’t remember the pronunciation of the words girls and miss!
A: If you can’t remember it, practice it over and over again!
B: I have an idea!
A: What method!
B: Add Chinese translations to English words!
A: This won’t work.
B: What’s wrong with this?
A: This is not conducive to your future English learning!
B: I don’t care about so many things. I have memorized this translation!
A: Oh, how did you translate it?
B: Girls, I will translate it into brother’s death and miss, I will translate it into sister’s death.
A: Your brother and sister killed you like this on the first day of love!
B: Oh, forget it, after class, I will take my invention patent and brag about it in the classroom! I didn’t expect that the teacher would catch me!
A: It’s terrible this time!
B: When the teacher saw it, his face was so angry that he punished me to copy it 100 times. The copying made my white and tender little hands almost swelled like pig claws!
A: You deserve it!
B: I have gained wisdom after suffering a loss!
A: Oh, no more translation!
B: Yes, no more translation. I don’t translate on paper, I translate in my heart! I see we are Bai... (turns to A) Is Teacher Bai here today?
A: Not here!
B: Let’s see how Teacher Bai punishes me!
A: Cough, you!
B: I haven’t studied for a week! The whole family, including me, was completely beaten to death by my translation!
A: Ah, how did they all die!
B: Alas! Grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on Bus, mom died on Must, brother died on Girls, sister died on Jeeps, I died on Was, and the family cat died on Mouse. Dogs die in Goes, eventually everyone dies after learning Does, and everyone dies after learning School.
A: Let me translate for everyone and see how his family members died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died in a car accident, his grandma died in a car accident, and his father died in a bus. , my mother deserves to die, my brother died on the girl, my sister died on the jeep, I deserve to die, and then the cat in the house died on the mouse, and a dog also died. After learning how to do it, they all died. They were all dead after arriving at school!
B: The teacher asked me to take my English test scores home on Friday!
A: How many points did you get?
B: 100 points!
A: Oh, it’s good to pass the exam!
B: That’s good. I brought back four test papers at once, adding up to 100 points!
A: An average of 25 points per time!
B: My dad saw it and scolded me for 250 for a long time!
A: You should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you?
B: Dad made me an extra dish in the evening, braised buttocks with soles! I have finally woken up!
A: Well, you are still a good boy if you correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong!
B: I will study every day, study hard, study hard, study hard...
A: How are you doing?
B: I scored 100 points on just one paper!
A: Not bad, great progress! Worthy of praise!
B: Even if you learn well, you will suffer!
A: Why did you suffer disaster after learning well?
B: Do you remember the big neighbor next to my house?
A: Remember! That’s the one who speaks Chinese like this (learns to stutter)!
B: This is the one with well-developed limbs and a stuttering mouth who beat me! .
A: Why did he hit you?
B: Isn’t he in the first grade of junior high school?
A: Yes!
B: Isn’t there English in the first grade of junior high school too!
A: English was a compulsory course in the first year of junior high school!
B: If you think he can’t even learn Chinese well, he must be able to speak only one word in English.
A: What?
B: Bad!
A: Does his poor English hinder you?
B: Alas, just last weekend! I don’t know which teacher assigned a paper with all English and Chinese translations.
A: It’s nothing to assign some homework on the weekend!
B: He’s fine, I’m in trouble!
A: What’s wrong!
B: He came to me to ask questions!
A: Then teach whatever you want!
B: With his size and my body! Do I dare not teach him?
A: Isn’t that great!
B: The teacher who gave the exam must die.
A: What’s wrong?
B: Those questions are all deadly!
A: Oh, what a fatal method!
B: I can’t act alone, so we need to work together. I’ll play Ergouzi, and you’ll play me.
A: OK!
B: You are watching TV. I am holding the paper and asking you questions. You answer while watching TV!
A: OK!
B: Little donkey!
A: Alas, (these names are nothing, none of them sound good)
B: I...I'll ask you two...two questions. What does “i don’t know.” mean... is... is...?
A: I don’t know
B: Don’t… don’t watch TV. You don’t… don’t know how… you know it!
A: No! Is it just "I don't know"? !
B: Talk back...be tough! ! ! ! (A slap)
Then "i know." means... you... you should... you should know.
A: "I know"
B: If you know...if you know...just tell me quickly.
A: Just "I know"
B: Are you looking for...looking for...trouble? The tidying up just now... was too light, right?
A: I know it!
B: I know... I know but you haven’t said it yet! ! Don’t understand…no…don’t pretend to understand! (Another violent beating) You...you be careful...learn English well! With whom...who is showing off, I will ask you the most...last one, saying...can't tell, I...I will deal with you, "i know but i don’t want to tell you." What does it mean?
A: I know, but I don’t want to tell you!
B: When I hear this question, do I dare to translate it? I picked up a pillow and smashed it on my head more than 30 times, banged my head against the wall more than 40 times, and slapped my mouth more than 50 times with both hands. I asked him, I can’t do it. Are you satisfied now?
A: Are you satisfied?
B: Finally left, but he came to ask me soon,
“I hear nothing, reapt. What does it mean?”
A: “ I didn’t hear it clearly, say it again”
B: I hear nothing,reapt”
A: I didn’t hear it clearly, say it again”
B: I As soon as he finished speaking, he was blown away.
Finally, I asked: What does look up in the dictionary mean?
A: "Look up in the dictionary"
B: I just said it, fist! Such a big fist flew over.
A: Then you!
B: I quickly changed my mind: Neighbors are the best friends!
A: Why are you talking nonsense!
B: Do I dare to tell the truth! To be honest, I wouldn't die!
A: Alas, it seems you are unlucky enough. I would like to express my condolences to you!
B: Okay, it’s not too early, I have to rush to the hospital to change the dressing!
A: OK, then go ahead!
B: good bye you!
A: What?
B: That’s your uncle, the dog!
A: He translated again!