However, this vulgar and bad taste style can be said to be popular in the streets and alleys. The popular online song "Love Business" naturally cannot escape the fate of being pranked by netizens. Dozens of adapted versions, including the stolen vegetable version, can perfectly match the original song. Netizen "Owl Speedboat" sang "Love Business" along with classic songs such as "White-Haired Girl" and found that it is also perfectly compatible. "Love Sales" is a magical song. The original song is vulgar but unforgettable. At the same time, it is extremely malleable. There are dozens of versions adapted by netizens, all of which are appropriate and natural. Entertainment Pier has listed the top 20 spoof versions of "Love Business" for everyone. 1. Engage in the GAY version: When you want to fall in love, fall in love. After falling in love, you become GAY, and if you become GAY, you become GAY. Being GAY is not your fault, you are GAY to begin with. Let you be gay, let me go away, and I will be gay too! 2. Motorcycle GP rider version: It was you who crashed the bike in the first place. If the bike crashes, the bike crashes. If you can’t swing the handlebars, you won’t dump the rider if you don’t swing. If you want to crash, you can crash if you want to. If you don’t crash, it’s better not to crash. , it is sad to fall down. 3. Sexual harassment version: When you said you wanted to pester me, you will pester me. After a forced kiss, he will do whatever he wants, and he will do whatever he wants. You can't open your legs if you want to, you can open them if you want. Get out of here, leave quickly, JJ cut off the abortion version. It was you who wanted to have an abortion in the first place. After the abortion, you can have an abortion. After the abortion, you can have sex. If you have sex, you can have sex. If you don’t want to wear a condom, you can wear a condom. If it splits again, I still need to have an abortion. 4. PC version: When you said I would give you one hundred, you would give me one hundred. After you finished doing it, you took out your pocket and found only 50 yuan left. The nightclub is not owned by your family. You can come if you want. If you don’t have one hundred, you will give it two hundred. Call your mother. 5. Mistress Version: It was you who wanted to make it public in the beginning, so let it be made public, and now you cannot get a divorce. When the child is born, you don’t want to take care of it. If you want to take care of the child, you can divorce me and let me take the stage, and the child will be taken care of by you. 6. The hijacked BUS and the Philippine SWAT version: At first, you were the one who wanted to beat me away. Now you want to shoot me with a sniper. The pictures of the flat tire are not yours. You can take 25 pictures in and 18 pictures out. What a fucking dish! 7. Congratulations to the Bridegroom: Sell my love, leave alone, learn the truth, and shed tears. You betrayed my love and you bore a debt of conscience. No matter how much you give, love will be hard to come by. At first you wanted to separate, so you separated. Now you want to use true love to coax me to come, to coax me to come. Love is not something you can buy if you want to. Let me break free and let me understand... 8. Yue Fei's "Man Jiang Hong" version: Furious, you leave and are shocked to hear the truth. What is the purpose of crying and betraying my love? Love is not the dust of fame and fame, you can buy it whenever you want! Separate, separate as soon as possible, separate as soon as possible. The shame of Jingkang is still unknown. If you want to buy it, you can buy it? ! Leave now and don't try to coax me to come back. Love is unexpected like a battlefield, water it with your heart and you will win the battle. If you want to separate, separate, separate quickly! 9. Buy the computer version: I swiped a bus card and bought the computer in Zhongguancun. I was deceived in the end and shed tears. Honesty and trustworthiness are all betrayed. You bear a debt of conscience. No matter how much you pay, trust can never be bought back. At first you said six thousand and five hundred, and you brought all the mouse and speakers, but now you want to use tricks to get the bills to repent. The computer is not something you want to sell. You can sell it if you want. Get out of my way and let me leave. Don’t try to be a rogue to me. 10. "World of Warcraft" version: Sell my love and force me to leave. When the Taiwan server was delayed and the agent asked for money, I burst into tears. By betraying my love, you do not bear a debt of conscience. I also want to turn it into a 2D round while YY on my own. You forgot to open it in the first place. If you forget to open it, then you forget to open it. Now he wants to use the Lich King to trick me back. You don’t want to sell the Dianka card, you can sell it if you want to! It makes me helpless and makes me understand to buy mooncakes instead! You are so cruel to hurt me, Meda is so surprised! Sha Monk, Sexy Bull Demon King, say goodbye to all! The national server is not where you want to stay, you can stay there if you want! People who let me see through the national costume are not worthy of true love! 11. Vulgar version: He grabbed my breasts and tricked me into having sex. When I finally found out I was pregnant, I burst into tears. My hymen is no longer there, my menstruation is not coming, and I finally found out why painless abortion is so expensive! They separated my legs at first, and then they separated, and now they want me to have an abortion, and I still want to have sex. ****** It’s not about you wanting to come, you can come whenever you want~ No matter how high you get, no matter how fast you cum, your youth will never come back. 12. Pornographic photos: When you separated your legs, you separated them. Now you spent 80 yuan to repair the membrane. After touching my breasts, I got breast cancer. When I finally found out the truth, I cut off my nipples. It was you who wanted to do it in the first place. Make love, make love, make love, and now you have to ejaculate and almost make me pregnant. You touched my breasts and you only gave me 5 yuan. I knew the price was wrong and I burst into tears. You touched my breasts and you still owe 5 yuan. Hurry up. Give me another 5 yuan, or I will never let you come again~ At first you said 10 yuan, 10 yuan is 10 yuan, and now you want to take 5 yuan again and touch my breasts~ At first it was you who wanted to have sex, and when you have sex, you have sex. You still want to use DV to film me. If you don't want to take the photo, you can take it if you want to. If you don't go to Marseille and don't take the photo, I will let you take it regardless of my shyness. I have to be on top. In the end, I was so happy that I shed tears. In the beginning, you wanted to go to the top, so go to the top. Now you want me to be below you, how could I understand that the cavalry is not something you can ride whenever you want. Let me break free and let me know the joy above.

13. Viagra version: When I finally knew the truth, I cried out and betrayed my love. You have ****** cancer. No matter how much money you spend, it can’t be cured. When you spread your legs apart, you separated them. Now I have to use a spear to insert him in again. You can't hit him whenever you want. Take a piece of Viagra to let me know how powerful you are. Cruelly piercing a layer of membrane, love is so unexpected? Only when true love is poured out with all your heart will you realize that love is not something you can love just because you want to love it. People who let me see through their faults do not deserve true love. Making love is not something you can do only if you want to do it. To have sex, I have to be willing to do it. true love. 14. Reincarnation version: Sell my love, and I will send you to reincarnate. In the end, you were stabbed to death with a knife and your eyes were gouged out. You betrayed my love, and you deserved to die. No matter how expensive the coffin is, I have to buy it back. It was you in the beginning. If you want to reincarnate, just reincarnate. If you don’t want a big coffin now, you don’t want to reincarnate. Love means bringing money. If you have money, you can love. If I give you reincarnation, you really deserve to die. 15. Brothel version: Bring fish to the city for business. No copper coins were put on the curtains and tears fell. I met an old lady who was selling girls matches. Hairtail threw herself into her door determined to make a red card. Lichun Courtyard is so grand, everyone wears copper coins. The young lady like Shukbeta has eyes like razor blades. You can come to a brothel if you want, you can come if you want~~There is an old monster from Montenegro who drains money and sucks blood. (RAP) (Bringing fish into the city, in order to do business, he saw Crayon Shin-chan and Shota with a black hair. There was a group of people here who all looked quite strange. A dark old lady lived in a dark house. There was a mountain of brass on her head, and this evil bitch's eyes were piercing her head. She tied a bra on her head until the shoulder straps popped out. Her figure was as wide as a gasoline barrel~~~) Firewood came in, and child labor came to pay off the debt. His body was pale, his eyes were dazed, and he looked very deficient in calcium. Hairtail is a red card, and vegetables are added to all three meals. Every day, I feel sleepy at home~ The strong man is protecting the fetus~~~ Sister Yuanlip came back and was so frightened that she strengthened her platoon. Aunt Xue was busy wearing red flowers, looking for belated love. The living treasures in the garden are gathered together, and life is more exciting. The brothel business is sent to usher in the dominance of sexual happiness! Seeing comedy from tragedy is like watching the national football team play a game. Crooked melons and cracked dates stand in a row, like golden rubbish watering the fields. The repeater does the narration, and the music is Liaozhai. Please righteous Lai Fuling~~ eliminate the pests and diseases! 200 million was spent to produce waste, the crew is really talented. Carrying the big sign of "art", put the word "profit" in the middle. Dream of Red Mansions is not your cup of tea. If you want to buy it, you can sell it. Please leave meekly and thank you for eight generations of ancestors! 16. Black and Red Mansion version: Fat Jiang Xiaodai, a little old lady from Montenegro, with thick flour falling off her face. We won’t let you come to shoot (we won’t let you come to shoot), you have to come to shoot (life or death, we have to come to shoot), no matter how much infamy you bear, you still have to come to shoot! At first it was you who wanted to act nonsense, and you acted nonsense now, and now it is your fault that the audience scolded you for making you feel happy. The Red Mansion is not something you want to take, you can take it if you want. You have to deal with this brick and this brick yourself! rap: (A group of old monsters, wearing paper flowers on their heads. When I saw the ruined red building, I also shed tears. A group of little monsters, undressing and taking off their belts. No matter how much flour they apply, they can’t buy their temperament. Since it was originally I don’t want you to take pictures, why are you blind and deaf, and now you are playing rogue with us, saying that the netizens are too perverted, are you rogue or are we too perverted? The Red Mansion is just like you said, it is not a good book, who can blame it if it is not a good book. Are you here to film? Ha...ha...) Don't think that the audience is illiterate, we understand very well! The Red Mansion is not something you want to shoot, you can shoot it if you want. It showed me that shameless people are not worthy of talking about Bao Dai. At first you were the one who acted nonsense, and now you blame the audience for scolding you so much! The Red Mansion is not something you want to take, you can take it if you want. You have to deal with this brick and this brick yourself! 17. Boy version: Sell my love, the love you gave me will never come back. The tenderness of the past has become a sea of ??bitterness in my heart. The love that cannot be grasped has to be opened in my heart. Pretend to be strong and don’t let the tears fall. You betrayed me. My love has brought hurt, and it is obviously a tragedy and I still need to let go. Your betrayal of my love has brought haze, and I am quietly waiting for your ruthless departure. I can't understand the love you want, and how you can take back all the love you have given. Take away my love and hide your heart, all because your words changed the future. Your betrayal of my love has caused harm, and it's obviously a tragedy but I still have to let it go. Your betrayal of my love has brought haze, quietly waiting for your heartless departure. 18. CF version: After another week, I started the game, and finally I was kicked out. My mood became bad again. You kicked me like a fool and you let a donkey kick you in the head? No member should be kicked out if he takes first place? Thirty-one-month members cannot buy whatever they want. If they don't buy, they will be kicked out and unable to play games. The operation team should come out quickly and bring the price down. No matter the price, everyone is equal and the game is fair. The game itself isn't bad, it's the plug-ins that are causing the trouble. Looking at the flood of plug-ins, I became very angry. You can't control the virus in the plug-in. You feel so good, you lose your parents, and your computer becomes a chicken. If it's a big deal, brush the speakers one by one. You won’t understand that your parents’ money is being squandered. The game is meant to be fun, but you are here to make money. Those who are pretending to have water in their heads deserve to die. I didn’t want to say it out loud, the tragedy of the line of fire. I tell the truth, don't blame me.

To restore purity to the world of FireWire, players should love themselves, paint flowers, give some applause, and have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 19. Stealing food version: You stole my food, and you left with a smile. When I finally realized that it was stolen, I burst into tears. You stole my food, and you picked it against your conscience. Even if you give me more gold coins, you can’t buy it back. In the beginning, If you want to steal vegetables, then steal vegetables. Now you have to use clean water to irrigate my vegetables. Stealing vegetables is not a business. If you want to buy, you can buy it. Let me break away and let me understand that I will steal vegetables too... (stealing from you) You let the dog hurt you, but you were happy when you saw me stealing vegetables and getting bitten. (Rap: I stole your vegetables, and I picked them against my conscience. No matter how much I paid, I can’t buy them back with gold coins.) (Rap: Although it was me who stole your vegetables at first, I realized later that now I use my gold coins to coax you back.) (Rap: I understand that I was wrong. Planting vegetables is like what you said, it cannot be stolen. , I won’t sell it even if I have to pay for it.) You stole my vegetables and picked them against your conscience. I shed tears when I finally found out that you stole my vegetables and you picked them against your conscience. I can’t buy it back either. At first you stole vegetables if you wanted to, and now you have to use water to irrigate my vegetables. Stealing vegetables is not a business. If you want to buy it, you can buy it. Let me break free and let me understand that I will go too. Stealing vegetables... He was cruel enough to steal my vegetables. The vegetables were so unexpected. The vegetables that were watered with care were stolen. Only when they were stolen did you realize that vegetables are not what you want to sell. You can sell them if you want to buy them. Let me see clearly that people who steal vegetables do not deserve gold coins. At first you wanted to steal vegetables, so you stole vegetables. Now you want to use gold coins to coax me back. Vegetables are not sold if you want to buy them. Let me break free and understand that I will steal your vegetables too. .