About the skit about buying potatoes. Please give me lines and speed.

Potato seller: Oops! Been waiting for a long time? Why! Fresh potatoes, we sell potatoes. Why? Brother, how many of you are here? I want to eat a piece of watermelon, thank you! Oh, they sell potatoes, fresh potatoes. Selling potatoes for one dollar and two. Hey! This place is relatively big. Hey! Potatoes for sale. Hey. Fresh potatoes. Potatoes for sale. Hey! It’s very popular and business is good! Why! I need to make a phone call first! Oops, that’s wrong. Damn it. Is Weiwei the Little Dragon Girl? Yes, I am Yang Guo. How much does it cost at your place? What? 8 cents, oh, are you stupid? I have two dollars here, come here quickly! Hey, we’re selling potatoes and doing New Year’s shopping. . .

Narration: The first person who came to buy potatoes was a female singer who passed by after get off work

Potatoes: Potatoes, one piece and two potatoes. Hey, big brother, hey, potatoes. Don't drink, the potatoes are fresh.

Female singer: Hey, old man

Potato: Ah

Female singer: I always want to confess to you, how much does your potato cost per pound?

Dudou: Damn it, just buy groceries, and she even plays Bel Canto. I always want to tell you, my potatoes are one piece and one pound.

Female singer: Would you sell it for eight cents per catty?

Tudou: If I sell the eight cents, I will tighten my belt.

Singer: Ah! If it doesn’t sell, it won’t sell. We both have a good bay

Potato: Bye, bye, bah, it’s a waste of my expression, I sang for a long time and didn’t even buy a pound, I’m irritated

Narration: The second one is coming The mother who sells potatoes is so excited (music)

Potato: Hey potatoes, sell potatoes, sell potatoes

Hi woman: Dear old man, how do you sell potatoes?

Potato: Oops! Play RAP with me. Dear little sister, potatoes are one dollar for two

Haenyeo: Can I sell them for 80 cents?

Potatoes: I can’t sell them for 80 cents

Hainyeo: If I don’t sell them, I won’t sell them. Let's have a good bay

Tudou: Bye bye, bye bye, ah, bye bye... (falling down) Ouch! Do it twice more! Ouch! The waist is all broken.

Narration: The third person who came to buy potatoes was a sissy

Potato: Hey! Fresh potatoes. One dollar and two. Buy them quickly. Hey! Potatoes fresh potatoes Hey! I regret not buying it. Potatoes are 1 to 2. Fresh potatoes. Buy them quickly. After buying them for the New Year, I sold the potatoes at a cheap price. Fresh ones

Sissy: Old man, how do you sell potatoes?

Potato: One piece and two potatoes

Sissy: One piece and two? Selling it for 80 cents?

Potato: Eight cents is too little, we can’t sell it

Sissy: Eight cents is for sale!

Potato: I really can’t sell it

Sissy: I’m selling it for eight cents

Potato: I can’t sell it

Sissy: I’m selling it< /p>

Potatoes: Can’t be sold

Sissy: I’m selling them I’m selling them

Potatoes: I’m not selling them

Sissy: I’m selling them

Potatoes: Not for sale

Sissy: Humph! Don’t buy it.

Potato: If you are neither male nor female, you must be a psychopath. Forget it, let’s just sell potatoes. One dollar and two, hurry up

Underworld: I can rely on the underworld. Eat potatoes

Potato: Hey! Hurry up and buy fresh potatoes. Take a look. Take a look. Take a look. Take a look.

Hei: Old man

Potato: Big brother

Hei: How to sell potatoes?

Potato: One dollar and two potatoes.

Hei: One dollar and two is a bit expensive, how about eight cents?

Tudou: Eight cents? Brother, you can’t sell it for eight cents! If it’s sold, I’ll post the copy

Hei: Not selling? I think you should sell it (draws the knife) How about it?

Tudou: Brother, please help me (draws the knife). I can’t sell it.

Hei: You don’t want to sell it? If you don’t sell it, don’t sell it.

Potato: Damn it, you’re playing underworld with me. I was the boss in Haikou when I was three years old, so do it with me!

Narration: Friends, take a look, this is how he sells potatoes, let alone a bag of potatoes. She couldn't sell even one potato, so how could she do this kind of business?

Potato: Who's behind? Chirping and murmuring. Who is it? Who is speaking? ,

Audience: Him

Tudou: What he said, is it him?

Audience: Yes

Potato: No wonder I can’t sell a single potato. Damn it, come here and I’ll chop you to death.

Narrator, no, no, no, I don’t mean anything else. What I mean is that I can’t sell potatoes like you, right? Think about it, doing business, making money by being friendly, you still have such a big knife, how can you sell it, your potatoes are not easy to sell

Potato: Let me tell you, you bought potatoes today

Narration: I don’t want to eat potatoes. Besides, one dollar or two is too expensive for you, so I won’t buy them.

Potatoes: I have to buy them even if I don’t want to.

Narration : Aren’t you buying and selling by force?

Potato: Ouch! I sold it by force today,

Narration: You are being unreasonable

Tudou: You are not being unreasonable.

Narration: Old man , let me discuss something with you

Potato: Nothing to discuss

Narration: No one in my family eats potatoes

Potato: Don’t eat it What the heck

Narration: I can’t buy that potato of yours