The jokesters in NetEase Cloud Music

What I admire the most are these people who listen to NetEase Cloud Music

People who can’t even write college entrance examination essays well

But he can write paragraphs of paragraphs that make people either cry with gratitude or laugh at the same time.

Today I will show you the jokesters in NetEase Cloud Music.

Let’s warm up with two funny jokes first:

Tenger’s version of "Invisible Wings".

The original version is a pair of wings that fly slowly like an angel. It feels like the wings are not in place, rising and falling. I jump, run and take off. Close your eyes and savor it carefully

This song by Teacher Tengger... makes me feel like riding a bicycle on the grassland. The wheels of the bicycle are square. How heavy is the perfection?

Listen to this song if you want to poop. As soon as the stool came out, the tip retracted in, came out again, and went in again. . .

Don’t think that holding a gun in your hand means you are brave. True bravery is when you know what justice is and insist on not doing unjust things. by Su Gengsheng

Angela Chang sang about the strength and stubbornness of a helpless girl and her good expectations for the future. Tengger sang about the big eagle flying around on the grassland after it was full and had nothing to do.

< p>After listening to Invisible Wings sung by Tengger and Paradise sung by Angela Chang, it’s really you break my wings and I will destroy your paradise

Of course, there are also jokes that will make you laugh and cry after watching them:

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I want to cry every time I listen to this song. When I was a child, my family was poor and I always wanted to go to the zoo. My parents just didn't agree. After my repeated requests, my father finally agreed to take me. Unexpectedly, it started to rain that day. I sat on the front beam of my bicycle and sang with my father. He said that the pain in the wind and rain was nothing. More than an hour of riding finally took me to the county zoo. I saw many, many animals, including chickens, ducks, fish, pigs, cattle and sheep. It wasn’t until I grew up that I realized it was a vegetable market. ——Zheng Zhihua, "Sailor"

The love of many couples is very difficult. When they met, there were many twists and turns. When they fell in love, there were many obstacles. To achieve success, they had to get along with each other, but after the successful integration, their relationship failed. Becoming dull. Comparatively speaking, you are much luckier than them, you don’t have a couple

"Guan Yibei" Song Dongye

The review is written like a novel, I have to admire the talent netizens. Later, this talented netizen had a wonderful story under another piece of music:

While visiting the supermarket, my friend suddenly grabbed a bottle of something and yelled, this bottle of Dabao for girls is so expensive. Ah, I remember the boys’ ones were only ninety-nine yuan! The aunt standing next to her on the ladder replenishing goods stared at the goods book in her hand and continued to say that it is best to cheat a woman's money. It was a bit late, the distant lights reflected on the floor tiles were pale and dazzling, and the air was filled with the sweet smell of cosmetics. The aunt lightly threw the goods book on the box, smiled bitterly and said softly, feelings can be deceived.

The boss who sells slippers doesn't know how to tell jokes, and the aunt who sells goods doesn't know how to tell jokes either. The ones who do know how to tell jokes are talented netizens.