The story starts with a bracelet.

A few days ago, a friend suddenly chatted with me and asked me what brand of sports bracelet is better. I first talked about a few brands, but then I thought that after buying the MOTO360, the original bong2 would be idle and useless, so I said I should just send the old one over. My friend said, "Okay, okay," and agreed immediately, and said that he would send me something to eat as a thank you.

When the two parties were exchanging shipping addresses, I said I might write some weird name as a prank, and then the name would be read out at the front desk of the company. But I didn't do it in the end, but I never expected that the package I was about to receive would have something really strange written on it.

After that, there was a not-so-long wait for two days. In fact, I had forgotten that there was another package on the way. Until I received a text message from SF Express yesterday afternoon, I ran out of the door, but the door had just opened. I was stopped by a guy in a suit and leather shoes.

"Hello, sir, I am in the office building opposite, yes, the one opposite." He pointed out the window and said, "The company in the office building opposite, I came here today to recommend us. The company's massager."

Then the little brother took out a strange square box from the bag. There were two wires with electrodes attached to the box. "You know the massager? Look here is the switch, and here is the function selection button. There are various modes of kneading, acupuncture, and comprehensive health care. It doesn’t matter whether you buy it or not. You can experience it first.” Then the little brother directly held two wires with electrodes and stretched out his hands. Into my collar.

At that moment, I thought about what if the little brother turned the switch and I was electrocuted. He couldn't bring down the two friends in the room, so while he was still conscious, he turned around and closed the door behind him. It was too late, but soon, the security door rang, and the little brother pressed the power button with his fingers at the same time, and then a numb feeling ran up his back, and he couldn't help but exclaimed.

“Damn, it’s really comfortable.”

The little brother looked like he had been separated from me for many years. He talked about his career, school, hometown, and the building. Which people downstairs also bought his products. I just responded with "Oh" and "Yeah", but in the end I still rejected his promotion. So the little brother quietly put away the massager and walked away silently like a child who had done something wrong.

I stretched my shoulders and went downstairs to ride to the school’s delivery point. The courier boy told me that in fact, the goods had only arrived at the distribution point and had not yet arrived at their station. It would probably take half a while. hours. Thinking that I might have to come out again after going back to the office, I simply ran back to school to upgrade my 4G package.

It is said that after Apple released the watch, Android finally released 5.1. Previously, the lag problem in scenarios such as switching between WeChat and KuaiKou, switching between KuaiKou and Weibo, switching cameras on Weibo, and taking continuous pictures with the camera has been eliminated. Solved. I don’t know why the Android memory leak problem has been around for so long, but it was only updated when Apple’s new products were released. It was as if after seeing other friends handing in papers, I quickly handed in the papers myself.

After Mr. Tan flashed my phone, I asked him to flash my phone, but due to a bug in the desktop software, it was stuck on the startup screen and could not be entered. It felt like Baymax was unable to get in when visiting Guo Jingming’s house. In the end, the entire phone was formatted. It was like buying a new phone. I felt so happy.

After purchasing the 4G package with a happy mood, I returned to the express delivery station. I gave my phone number to the little brother. The little brother quickly found a package, held it in his arms, looked at the package, and asked me what my name was.

I said my name, and the little brother said, "No, it should be a screen name."

I gave a screen name, and the little brother said, "That's wrong."

I reported my online name again, and the little brother said, "It's still wrong."

I had an idea and said, "The thing was sent from Beijing, right!", Xiao Brother looked at the package and said, "That's not right", and then hugged the package tighter.

I said, "It's definitely food, you can't go wrong with this!" The boy looked at it and said, "That's about right."

So I shouted out to the store excitedly The name is, "Large Fire Rabbit, right!"

The little brother looked up at me and said, "No, it's Fire Rabbit, okay, you're right, please sign it." Name."

Finally, I successfully returned to the office with the package. After opening it, there was a bottle of beef sauce, a package of rabbit meat, two packages of rabbit heads and a package of brains. In the mind, the music of "Deng Deng Deng Passion and Wait, etc.", determined to adjust his mentality, raise his spirit, and go home to challenge himself at night.

Time flies, and it’s time to get off work in a blink of an eye. I took the brain flower and the rabbit head, bought another can of beer, and went home anxiously. I told my friends at home that I brought rabbit heads back, and they said, OK, you can eat it yourself.

I opened a pack of rabbit heads in awe and took out an object whose shape I couldn’t tell. I vaguely felt that I could feel the rabbit’s teeth, upper gums, tongue, and Eyeballs, the courage he had accumulated all day was frightened away by Tutu's straight eyes.

So I started to encourage myself again, imagining that in the winter of 1960, after eating grass roots and bark for a month, I suddenly saw two rabbits jumping with chili sauce on their faces. Come here...

While I was thinking about it, a friend asked me, why does the rabbit head not include ears? Damn it, eating tongue, eyes, nose, mouth and brain is already very difficult, but I can’t eat ears, okay? The little white rabbit is white and white, and its ears stand up. You know it won’t fit in the vacuum packaging!

So starting from the face, and relying on my limited knowledge of duck heads, I began to deconstruct the head bit by bit. He took apart the bones bit by bit, ate the meat he could find, and then started to take apart the second one. In the end, I finished two rabbit heads with a blank mind. I looked at the other bag, thought about it, and still didn't open it. As expected, I took whatever supplements I took, and I felt like I was getting smarter.

After eating, I posted a message on Moments. Some people responded with drooling expressions, some said it was unacceptable, some discussed chicken heads, duck heads, and cow tongues, and some said, "Rabbit is so cute, you Why didn't you call me "Chitutu"?

I want to say, will it be too late for Chinaohua to call you next time...