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A long joke story.
Live broadcast, the temperament of young women is bright.

Moderator: Please name four different words with the same radical. Ordinary youth: rivers, lakes and seas. Harp and pipa. Idiot youth: Hehehe! Chemistry youth: alkenes and alkynes. Question: five words? Others are silent, chemical youth: potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, aluminum. Tears asked: six words? Young chemical workers: helium-neon-argon-krypton-xenon-radon (pushing glasses). I'll recite lanthanides and actinides. Lanthanum, cerium, praseodymium, neodymium, samarium, europium, gadolinium, terbium, dysprosium, holmium, erbium, ytterbium and lutetium.

Seeing the scenery of chemical youth, pharmaceutical youth are not to be outdone-

Medical youth: pyridine pyrimidine piperidine thiophene thiazolidine oxazoline purine quinoline porphyrin, benzoanthracene pyrene terpenoids, acidic aldehyde ether ester phenol alcohol. .

Looking at this pile of nonsense, the medical youth calmly pushed-

Medical youth: damn, I only know that as a medical student, I saw gastrocnemius aponeurosis and connective tissue fibers today!

Brain, pleura, lung, liver, gallbladder, pancreas, spleen, bladder, gastrocnemius, crept away quietly and continued to write medical records.

Idiot pseudo-medical youth: playing with glass balls, bladder swelling, hemorrhoid pain, unable to take a bath. . . Strike the table and laugh wildly (? ▽ ` )?

So I entered the stage of a hundred schools of thought contending—

Mechanical youth: pliers milling boring countersunk drill saw; Automobile department says: axle rim spokes Xuanyuan.

Ship Youth: Ship-shaped poop-poop cabin poop-poop rudder ship side Ge ship poop-poop ship poop-poop ship poop-poop ship poop-poop ship poop-poop.

A Youth: Apply lubricating oil.

Textile youth: My brother who specializes in textile will give you one: velvet, nylon, paper, crepe, sewing, twisting, painting, winding, fiber sealing, slow knitting, cable knitting and yarn knitting.

Geological youth: sulfur-silica sand mine

Youth of Huanke: Leaching and Mud Infiltration Pond.

Metal Youth: I am a precious metal: platinum, rhodium, palladium, osmium, iridium and ruthenium. ...

Forestry youth: Trees are planted with willow, poplar, birch, maple, pine, banyan, cypress, oak, camphor and coconut.

Biological youth said:? γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ γ 94

Sushi chef: tuna, squid, squid, squid, eel, shark, squid, squid, carp, carp.

Biological youth: shrimp, crab, snake, pupa, cicada, oyster, cricket, fly, scorpion, bug, earthworm, cockroach, dragonfly, centipede, ant, slug.

Fish, shrimp and shellfish attract young gourmets-

Chihuo youth a: pie wonton

Eating youth B: Eating food means no pressure, frying, frying, roasting and stewing.

Vegetarian youth complained-

Vegetarian youth: Why didn't anyone say a grape, strawberry, pineapple, banana, water chestnut, lettuce, mushroom with garlic, jasmine, peony, lotus, alfalfa, reed, mint, calamus and dogwood? Nobody likes fruits, vegetables and flowers?

Then Wudang and Shaolin youths appeared-

Wudang youth: push, twist, hug, hit, bend, throw, grab, protect, grab, insert, wipe, stop, sweep, cover and swing.

Little monk: Is the Lama nagging? Bamyan ...

Of course, some were born and some joined the WTO. ...

Taobao youth said: discounted and patted. . .

Poor youth: Iphone, ipad, itouch, ipod.

Java youth without pressure: JAVA. *; Java . applet . *; Java . awt . *; java.awt.color.*……

Great actions of historical youth: pay tribute to the youth, pay tribute to the youth, praise the youth, pay tribute to the youth.

Hearing this, the travel-stained archaeological youth in the corner smiled faintly: 瑭璋璁璕瓯璩璳璽񉎕񉎩񉏙.

The young people of the law also came: litigation, discussion, extortion, satire, commitment, honest and cunning remarks, slander, and historical youth. This is a big move across women!

The young man ran away ... legal youth: chopping, stabbing, cutting and punishment.

See "A Youth: Scientific Youth Know Many Words!"! comment

Young people in China are not to be outdone-

China Youth: Have you ever heard of "the road is near and far, so it is easy to detour" and "the guest official is poor, but the cold window is lonely"?

Literary youth a: the rivers and lakes are rough.

Literary Youth B: Tide in Tingpu Beach, Rise and Fall of Huzhouzhu.

Young artists caught the audience at once.

Wandering in the rivers and lakes, serving the immortal monks, lonely and cold, and not abandoning the Artemisia annua grave.

Then the temperament youth suddenly shot-

Rogue youth: dragging and carrying ... a young man: touching and squeezing ... forcing young people: pushing. ...

Young liberal arts students: "Juice is overflowing, slippery and dripping, sweat is gradually floating, water waves are rippling and overflowing, and dregs are splashed on you ... Don't show off in front of liberal arts students, you don't even have a plot."

Idiot music youth laughed coldly and began to sing "uneasy" ...: "Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha. Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Finally, the simple youth said: I trust you.

When everyone thought it was all over, everyone knew that another small climax had begun.

Onlookers: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Mansion youth: trapped in the four corners of the mansion because of the siege of the group returning to the park.

Guangdong youth:? ? Don't be afraid. ...

Design youth: Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Dreamweaver, Adobe Flash Professional, Adobe Fireworks, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe Illustrator, Adobe Sound Booth, Adobe Contribute, Adobe Flash Builder、Adobe Flash Catalyst、Adobe Premiere、Adobe After Effects、Adobe Encore、Adobe OnLocation……

Meteorological youth: thunder, rain, frost and snow, smog, earthquake.

Gastroenterologist said: hemorrhoids and dysentery, neurologist said: epilepsy and paralysis, dermatologist said: acne scar, herpes, mole, carbuncle, scab, tinea, no pressure.

Five elements of youth: fire, water, earth and Xin Senyao.

British youth: realism, neo-realism, liberalism, neo-liberalism, constructivism, Marxism, neo-Graminism, feminism, post-colonialism and post-modernism. . . Oh, I'm too lazy to call = =

The northeast youth said: noisy, huh?

Young woman with temperament: mm-hmm ~ mm-hmm ~ oh ~ yeah-mm ~ yeah ~

Cooking youth: stew, stir-fry, fry, burn, roast, roast, roast.

Jay Chou fans: Hehehe.

Sell cute youth said:

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

Is it long enough?