sketch man: I'm here for a date with her today. Let's get the code right when we meet. The online marriage partner, alas, I hope it will be a perfect match. (Look at the watch) Alas, the solemn moment is coming. (Looking for someone to enter, walking in the middle of the stage station) Female: The girl is 28 years old. A flower is drooping. I want to find someone online. I don't know if he is a zucchini or a big lettuce. Hey, the sacred moment is coming. (Looking for someone to enter the arena, walk down the middle of the stage station, and then, when you see the opposite party) Female: all loves didn't close it (while talking, he approached) Male: An almond climbed out. Female: It's a thousand miles away to date. Male: I don't know the female: Tianwang Gaidi Tiger Male: Baota Town River Demon Female: Touch Ha, touch ha Male and female: It's still noon, and no one has a home. Comrade, I found you. (Shake hands tightly, suddenly feel embarrassed and spread out) Male: Please sit down. Female: Please sit down. Male: jane doe, 28 years old, with excellent family conditions, has loved music since childhood, and is willing to find a man who works in this city and loves literature as a companion. Female: A man, 53 years old. Male: Huh? Female: Oh, no, I'm 35 years old. I'm cool and good at literature since I was a child. (The man holds the book in his hand) I'd like to find a lady who loves music as my spouse and contact QQ2121241. Male: My last name is understand, which means understand literature. Female: My last name is love, which means love music. Comrade, I'd like to take the liberty to ask, haven't you been exposed to this problem before? Woman: No! There are many men who pursue me, but their quality is really poor. Some people ask me at the first sight: Can you roll noodles? Man: Oh, this is so tacky. Woman: Exactly. How can I be with such a person? What about you? Literary comrades? Male: Same to you. Female: Oh, male: I have always been fascinated by literary creation. My ideal is to be a lifelong companion with a lady who loves music. I talked about several of them, and they were either tone deaf or singing out of tune. Woman: Oh, what a pity. Man: But as soon as I saw you today (standing up and looking at her), I felt that you had a staff temperament. Ah, I hope I can get your influence and advice in music. Woman: Oh, it's very kind of you. If you don't understand anything about music, just ask me. Man: Well, can I ask you a question? Woman: Yes, yes. Man: What is Chinese music? What is Xile? Woman: Oh, Chinese music is China Music Man: What about western music? Female: Western music is western music. Male: What about military music? Female: Military music is music played by the army. Male: What about folk music? Woman: That's easier to explain. Folk music is music played by militia. Man: Oh, I've learned a lot with you. Woman: Oh, you flatter me. Man: Oh, can I ask you another question? Woman: Yes, you're welcome. Man: Excuse me, what is a violin concerto? Woman: Oh, look, what am I doing? Man: Oh, you seem to be playing the violin. Woman: Yes, why am I standing? Man: You, woman standing sideways: Yes! Violin Oblique (doing actions while explaining) Man: Oh, you explained it too thoroughly. Woman: Do you know why many gay men who play music like to comb their big heads with a seam in the middle? Man: Well, I don't know. Woman: That's because they want to be great musicians. Man: So that's it? W: Yes, do you know the fifth symphony of "North Head Branch"? Man: I don't know. Woman: It's a heroic symphony. . . (Singing the last few heroic symphonies, and then turning to the song "Our Team Facing the Sun") Man: Hey, why do I sound familiar? (When the tune turns to "Our Team Goes to the Sun", we will step to match it.) Female: Yes, world famous songs all sound a little familiar. Male: Oh, I love music, I am with you, and I seem to have entered a music auditorium. Female: Anyone who has been exposed to music has a feeling of being transcendent and possessed. Male: Yes, female: The pig brain will become a monkey brain. Man: Oh, you are absolutely right. I just feel like I'm getting smarter. Woman: Oh, that's right. Man: Ouch, you musicians are really amazing (two people sit down). Woman: Nothing, nothing. Alas, I think you literary talents are really great men: alas, in fact, literature, like music, has no mystery. Woman: Really? Man: It's like a window paper. Woman: Oh, man: It breaks when you poke it. Woman: Oh, so you often read books. You must know what prose is. Man: Oh, prose, it is quite scattered, not concentrated, that is to say, you have to do everything possible to disperse the concentrated things. Woman: Oh, what is a essay? Man: Essay is to record the essays performed. Xiao-pin-wennv: What about oblique essays? M: Oblique weave is a kind of cloth, which is stronger than plain weave. Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry. I asked wrong. Man: It doesn't matter. Woman: I'm sorry. Man: I like people like you. Man: I don't understand, but I don't pretend to understand. Woman: I hate people who don't know how to pretend to understand. Hehe, I still don't understand, what is an idiom? Man: Oh, it's very simple. Idioms are ready-made languages. Woman: Oh, idioms are ready-made languages. There is an idiom called "Even the wisest man is foolish". What does it mean? Man: Even the wisest man is foolish, even the wisest man is foolish (thinking while walking, suddenly thinking of something). It describes a person who is as big as a fish (shaking his tail with his hand). Woman: Oh, there is another saying called "Rising Star". I don't quite understand it. Man: Oh, let me give you an example. For example, your family bought a new kitchen knife. Was there rust on it when you bought it? (Woman in the middle with hum, hum) Woman: No! Man: When did it rust? Female: Later male: Yes, the rust of a rising star! Woman: Oh, it's true. There are three rust in our family. Male: Hehe Female: Ouch, what I don't understand most is a sentence called "indomitable" Male: This will be explained from the perspective of physiology and orthopedics. Woman: Do you know anything about medicine? Man: There is an internal connection between various sciences. Woman: Oh, man: Perseverance means tickling. Woman: tickling? M: Yes! When you tickle, if you stretch your five fingers flat, you can't tickle. Try it if you don't believe me. Woman: Alas, this is rubbing. Man: It's rubbing. Try bending your knuckles again. Woman: Oh, you can scratch it. Man: Yes! Undaunted woman: Oh, I lived for 28 years, and I met such a learned man for the first time. Oh, comrade literature, you are so knowledgeable. Male: Ah, female: Why do you want to engage in music with us? M: I think literature and music are a natural couple, just like Yong Dong and the Seven Fairy Girls in the Fairy Match: birds in the tree are in pairs. . . . . . . . (Note: sing correctly first, and then get out of tune more and more) Man: Oh, please let me improvise a poem: Ah, your eyes, there is a pair of glasses in front. Through your glasses, I see your big black eyes, which are bright eyes, which are hazy eyes, which are gray eyes. Ah, that's not pine flowers and eggs, that's, (men's one leg) Speak slowly, and finally put your hands up.