I suggest watching musicals, but are you the program of each class or the whole school?

I think a musical sketch of 15 minutes is the most suitable.

Find yourself a more meaningful story (preferably something that happened around you) and change words with ready-made songs. There are songs, dances and dialogues, and many teachers and students like them. If you really can't think of any scripts, you can also look for them online.

Provide 2 short scripts.

There are only eight people here, but one person can be arranged to play the director for irony.

This is a spoof of the movie Hero.

Eunuch: You came down.

The prelude to the music "Bao Qingtian" began.

Qin Shihuang: (singing) Qin Shihuang! The unity of the world is moving towards the outline! Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind, afraid of assassins to assassinate me! What should I do? What should I do?

Samurai: Report ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Qin Shihuang: For what?

Samurai: (singing "Hug Hug") Measure for measure! Your Majesty, someone is looking for you outside!

Qin Shihuang: Who?

Samurai: This man claims to be nameless, saying that he brought the assassin's head to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: Are you serious?

Samurai: Really!

Qin Shihuang: Announce it quickly!

Eunuch: Xuanwuming went to the temple.

(The catwalk started, and the unknown stepped on the catwalk. After he appeared, he went up to Qin Shihuang and shook hands with him. )

Unknown: Nice to meet you!

Qin Shihuang: Nice to meet you, too!

Eunuch: One bow, two bows, three bows.

Wu Ming: (kneeling on one leg) kowtow to your majesty!

Qin Shihuang: Wu Ming, let me ask you something!

Eunuch: Your Majesty, monarchs generally don't call me a widow.

Qin Shihuang: Oh, yes! How could I forget this! Unknown, widow ~ ~ ~ ~ widow asks you.

Eunuch: Not a widow, a widow!

Qin Shihuang: Unknown, let me ask you, did you really get the assassin's head?

Unknown: Hi!

Eunuch: No way, show me the evidence!

Qin Shihuang: Are there any witnesses?

Samurai: I can testify.

Eunuch: objection. Objection. The opposing defense friend bribed our team members to commit perjury.

Qin Shihuang: Rejected! Samurai, say it!

Samurai: The assassin's head has been sent to the kitchen.

Qin Shihuang: Good! Unknown, please tell me the whole story quickly.

Unknown: Yes! Your majesty! At that time, we were asked to form the Gang of Four who stabbed Qin, Tian Kong, broken arrow, Fei Xue and the Minister.

(Four people sing "Meteor Shower" on stage)

Unknown: however, they don't know that I am actually loyal to your majesty. I am actually undercover! One day, I faced the sky alone.

Sky: (looking up at the sky indifferently) The moon is really round from a distance! Sometimes it's not very round, why is it so round now? Because it's round!

Phantom nameless: (clapping) Good poem! Why does brother Tian have such a sigh?

Sky: The next time I think that the dream of stabbing Qin has not come true, I am full of emotion and poetry. Ah! Sea! You are so fucking big!

Unknown: So I'm going to kill the sky, and I'm going to use my unique skill-the first quarter of the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics!

(The music "Broadcast Gymnastics" begins, and the nameless "Stretching Exercise" will kill the sky)

Sky: You, you, you ~ ~ ~ (fall to the ground)

Phantom unknown: Sorry, I'm undercover!

Broken arrow: (Sword refers to unknown)

(With Infernal Affairs Dialogue)

Xue Fei: Why are you killing each other?

Broken arrow: He's undercover!

Xue Fei: Who is undercover?

Unknown Phantom and broken arrow: Him!

Xue Fei: Be quiet! As usual-punch!

Phantom nameless broken arrow looked up at the sky and made a deep shape! Then punch. "Scissors and stone cloth" Scissors and stone cloth

Qin Shihuang: Who won in the end?

Unknown: it's the minister! Because that fool can only produce scissors!

Qin Shihuang: What happened later?

Unknown: (singing "Later")

(in the song. )

Xue Fei: Canjian, so you are undercover!

Why don't you fight back?

Canjian: Because I love you!

Yueru: Master! '

Qin Shihuang: Who is this man?

Unknown: This person is the personal servant girl of Canjian.

Qin Shihuang: Is this girl a woman?

Unknown: Your Majesty is really wise, SHEN WOO! At that time, Yueru shouted "Master, I will avenge you" and stabbed Xue Fei with her sword. Then I drew my sword and killed Yueru! In this way, all assassins will be wiped out one by one.

Qin Shihuang: (Laughter) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Unknown, you lied to me.

Unknown: Why did your Majesty say that?

Qin Shihuang: Because I have seen broken arrow. That day, just as I was thinking, I suddenly heard the wind whispering. See broken arrow.

Falling from the sky.

Canjian: (flies) I'm here to assassinate you! (The magical Qin Shihuang ignores me) I'm here to assassinate you! (Still ignore) I'm here to assassinate you (ignore) I beg you not to ignore me! I'm here to assassinate you!

The magical Qin Shihuang: (looking at broken arrow) Depressed!

Canjian: Why are you depressed?

The magical Qin Shihuang: Do you read four books, five classics and four books?

Canjian: You mean The Analects of Confucius, The Book of Songs, The Doctrine of the Mean and The University. I do. Which book are you reading?

Fantasy Qin Shihuang: University

Canjian: How do you feel?

The magical Qin Shihuang: I think "University" is so depressing.

Canjian: True bosom friend, I feel the same way.

Qin Shihuang: So we two intimate friends talked and drank together, so you lied to me when you said that broken arrow could only produce scissors, because he could only produce stones! So I guess all your plots should be like this! First of all, you killed the sky purely by mistake, because I have your criminal record here, and the judge acquitted you of manslaughter. On the same day, you studied martial arts together, using the eighth set of second side movements of broadcast gymnastics, because the record said that the sky died of a broken hand muscle. As for the broken arrow, I have sent Holmes and sherlock holmes to check it out.

Unknown: Sherlock Holmes and Sherlock Holmes? Who are they?

Eunuch: I'm Holmes.

Samurai: I am volley water.

H: We are detectives from Shen Yong. According to our investigation, Cancan and Xue Fei had a relationship for a long time.

Qin Shihuang: So I guess they were enjoying the moon and flowers that day.

Snow broken arrow's classic pose for Titanic. Music)

Xue Fei: The moon is really round tonight!

Canjian: Yes! The moon is really round tonight!

Xue Fei: Don't you have anything to whisper to me?

Canjian: Yes!

Xue Fei: What?

Canjian: The moon is really round tonight!

Xue Fei: What! ? !

Canjian: Actually, I really have something to say to you.

Xue Fei: What's this?

Canjian: I don't want to stab Qin!

Qin Shihuang: Xue Fei knew Canjian's temper and that he was telling the truth! So she took out her cell phone and dialed your number.

Xue Fei: Hey! Anonymous?

Unknown: It's me.

Xue Fei: Unknown, I'm Xue Fei. I told you, remnant sword, don't try to stab Qin! So I want to die with him, and then you take our heads to see Qin Shihuang and kill him! Complete our great cause of stabbing Qin! (hangs up)

(Flying snow and sword mutually assured destruction)

Qin Shihuang: As for the moon you mentioned, he may have rushed out and cut down 300 knives for flying snow.

Yueru: (cutting snow) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-5 What's behind it? Yes, 1 1! 1 1、27、36、 123、234、300!

Qin Shihuang: Then you brought me their heads, didn't you?

Unknown: Your majesty's imagination is so rich that it reminds you that the remnant sword doesn't want to stab Qin. Yes, I was playing martial arts with the sky that day and accidentally killed him! But I didn't use the second paragraph of broadcast gymnastics, but the third paragraph of body rotation. I remember chatting with Canjian that day. Canjian said he didn't want to stab Qin, and then wrote me a word: Tianxia.

Qin Shihuang: The word "the world" is just what I want. I didn't expect Canjian to be my bosom friend!

Unknown: Xue Fei also heard the news at that time. She pulled out her sword and put it across the neck of the remnant sword!

Xue Fei: Why don't you stab Qin? Believe it or not, I will kill you!

Can Jian: I once had a sincere feeling in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The saddest thing in life is this. If God can give me another chance to start over, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I want to add a deadline before this relationship, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

(Snow is moved to tears)

Yueru: Master! No, don't kill my master.

Unknown: At that time, when the moon rushed up, it hit Xue Fei, and Xue Fei's sword suddenly plunged into the body of the remnant sword.

Xue Fei: Ah! Broken arrow! (Yes, Yueru) You bitch!

Unknown: Xue Fei cut off Yueru with his sword and then committed suicide!

Qin Shihuang: Are you here to kill me today? Okay, then.

(Qin Shihuang throws a dagger at the unknown and closes his eyes)

Unknown: I have a dagger, but you are unarmed. Is it unfair?

Qin Shihuang: (laughing insidiously) Haha-(pulling out a long sword from behind)

(nameless fall to the ground)

Samurai: (sniffing at Unknown) Your Majesty, Unknown has been scared to death.

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"Girls' Dormitory Men Stop" Campus Funny Sketch Script

Venue: at the entrance of a girl's dormitory

Characters: Aunt, boy, brother, girl, little sister.

Opening: (a table on the stage)

Opening (aunt carrying her hand)

Aunt: Boys have four ideas: one is to live a long life, the other is to be omnipotent, the third is to guess prizes, and the fourth is to date in the girls' dormitory. (A meal) Hey, hey! Since the boys burned the war on us, it has made us fidgety. (hand in hand to the sky) wise leadership, twelve gold medals urged me to personally monitor the array. Alas, Lian Po is getting old. If it weren't for the grim situation, how could I give up the green mountains and green waters? (Go to the table and sit down) {5 m (d,

(Just then, my brother came up to her quietly ...)

Aunt: Hey, hey, hey, stop! Can't you see I'm giving a speech? How rude!

Brothers; (Stopping and angrily facing the audience) Hey! Who says this building is highly myopic? ! (Turning around at once and showing a lovely smile) Ah! It turned out to be an aunt! Aunt, how have you been recently?

Aunt: Come on!

Brother: (walks up to him, grinning) Aunt, don't be angry! Look at this. (Crane dries its wings) I stand out from the crowd! Aunt, do you think you are handsome?

Aunt: (get up, bend over and look around him. Handsome? Oh! You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

Brother: (smiling gracefully) Aunt, this is all your fault! I am ugly, but I am gentle!

Aunt: (angrily) Gentle? Look, look ... don't blame me for being outspoken. The five senses develop freely and there is no team spirit. (Paused, loudly) Looking at Dong Fangbubai from a distance, looking at the second generation of the fallen god from a distance. I'm not flattering, cucumber or cricket!

Brother: (still restrained) Hehe, if animals can talk to people, it must be talking about animals!

Aunt: Hum! Listen up, girls' dormitory, men stop. Dare to break in, a fine of 50.

Brother: Wow! 50! Other dorms are only 45! (gruff) Hum! Are you afraid that I will sue you for arbitrary charges?

Aunt: Fear of death is not the building manager!

Brother: (loudly) Well, that's what you said, so don't blame me. . . . . .

Aunt: How about-

Brother: (suddenly humbly) Aunt, I'm sorry! Aunt, I'm unreasonable, but I'm not sensible. (Suddenly pulls out a red envelope from his pocket) I am a man who knows the rules. Nothing, no respect. GSvnq:Z(2

Aunt: (suddenly bright eyes smile) Wow! The person who knows me-(suddenly regaining seriousness) is not you! (Paused and angrily) Who do you think I am? Is my personality so worthless?

Brother: Wow! How do you know there's no money in it-

Aunt: Son of a bitch, I tell you, I never take bribes less than 5000.

May: That is to say, those larger than 5,000-

Aunt: More than 5,000 yuan-nobody gave it to me! So, I am still innocent, and I can't defile my innocence because of you!

May: Aunt, I really admire you. Now think about it, how much do cadres above the building management level know about innocence? I am so touched that you can stick to your dedication and selflessness in your ordinary post. I'm simply touched-sweating!

Aunt: Hum!

Brother: (Drum makes a sad look) Aunt, actually ... I'm not a bad teenager, I have to do it today! The thing is-I have a sister who is like a sister to me. Now she is seriously ill in bed, and no one cares about her. She just called me in tears, saying that her back is sore and her legs are cramping, and she is eager to miss her. I just want to go up and care!

Aunt: (impatiently returning to her seat) What about the people in their dormitory?

May: Some people have gone on dates. You know, falling in love is a very fashionable sport. Others go online, because it is said that truth is naked, and many people love to look for truth online.

Aunt: It's really pitiful, but I still can't let you go up. I am very principled.

Brothers; Aunt (sincerely), you must let me go up. She is my only friend! Yan Fang went with Guo Rong. Annan was too busy. Bin Laden has his own career. Gates often calls me, but he always borrows money from me. Dam is studying in America. If something happens to her, what's the point of me living?

Auntie; No way!

Brother: (sobbing) Aunt, why are you so unkind? I thought you were. . . . . .

Aunt: Alas! People who know me worry about me, and people who don't know me say what I want. . . . . .

Brother: world without thieves.

Aunt: And tell such a beautiful lie. If there were no thieves in the world, my "blue BMW" should be able to spend my old age safely now. ]

Brother: Me too. Thieves are everywhere, and everyone knows them. . . . . .

Aunt: Let me ask you: What is the most expensive in 2 1 century?

Brother: (thinking) Go to the girls' dormitory! Fifty at a time!

Aunt: (angrily) You still make fun of me. I was just trying to scare you. I know the law. I also know that students' money is hard to come by. I came from a poor family. I know that students should rely on patient education to make mistakes. How can I really give you money? Is your conscience okay? I ... . . . .

Brother: (takes out towel to wipe tears ...) Auntie! (Learn from Fan Wei) Fate! Touched, so touched! Gu Long said that you can have many friends, but one confidant is enough. Get this confidant in this life and die without regret! I must buy you two drinks today. Wait, I'll be right down ...

Aunt: Stop! Have you finished your performance? Who is your bosom friend? (Pushing him out of the door)

Brother: (to the audience) She watched it again. You all saw it. It's not that I'm unreasonable, but ... Alas! In that case, I'll have to use a killer, okay?

(suddenly serious) Hey, Auntie, talking too much is all nonsense. Tell you what, let's make a deal. Don't give up, okay?

Aunt: Hum! What are your benefits?

Brother: (arrogantly) Hum! Aren't you the building manager now? Ah-as long as you let me go up, I promise you will be the building manager in three months. How's it going?

Aunt: (thoughtfully) Who is your father? ...

May: I tell you responsibly-it's a secret. |

Aunt: (indignantly) Sad (like Zhao Benshan)! I really feel sorry for you. In order to enter this girl's dormitory, you first bribe me with money, then make up stories to cheat my feelings, and then seduce me with power. ..............................................................................................................................., if every young person is like you, is there any hope for our country? There is still hope for our country.

Brother: (I changed my anger, thought for a long time, and felt guilty! ! ) Auntie ... I'm sorry! They say that college students will encounter a lot of trouble in the future if they don't learn to bribe. Without hypocrisy, you can't find friends; If you don't understand the trading of power and money, you are out of touch with the times ... I didn't know they were wrong until I saw you, and they misunderstood the times! You know, justice is the mainstream of the times! ! !

Aunt: Alas! Well, I believe you are not bad at heart. You are just influenced by a small trend of climate, and I believe you can correct it. I don't want to disappoint you today. Tell me which room your sister is in, and I'll call her down. ...

Brother: (gratefully) Thank you, Aunt! 520.

Aunt: Wow! In the end, you didn't leave me alone, and you let me move this old bones to the fifth floor. ...

(Auntie steps down, little sister takes the stage)

Little sister: Gently, I'm coming. ...

Brother: (to the audience, suddenly excited) Wow! My little sister is missing! (Turning to my little sister, smiling and scurrying past with open arms) You are a frequent visitor in my dream, and you are the protagonist in my life. Without you, my world will stop breathing. Without you, my life will be meaningless. Ah! -RMB!

Little sister: (stares at him severely) Hum! I thought I was thinking about you! Well, how have you been studying recently?

Brother: (Gao) Of course, didn't you say that whenever I don't study hard, my face will change color, my head will vibrate, my ears will be in harmony, and my whole body will be straight, so I will be second-hand if I am not careful.

Little sister: (excitedly) You remember! Alas ... I haven't seen you for several days. How tall have you grown?

Brother: (Laughter) For the record, I have no intention of catching up with China's economic growth.

Little sister: (suddenly shy) Brother, thank you for coming to see me regardless of difficulties and risks.

Brother: (suddenly beaming) Of course, little sister, today I'm eighty-one, five customs and six wars. Finally, the Buddha was moved by my simplicity, honesty, simplicity and kindness, and finally promised me to meet you. My sincerity to you can be seen!

Little sister: Really? I'm so touched. But the Buddha told me the opposite!

Brother: (giggle)-Oh, little sister, I'll tell you something very important today. ...

Little sister: Oh? Is it really important?

May: Of course, I won't tell him about ordinary people. ...

I just fell in love with the art of women before, but now I am interested in the art of love.

Little sister: (gaping) There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why look for it now! ! }

Brother: No, sister, I'm Jinfeng and you're Yulu. When the products and Yulu met, they won the hearts of countless people! I am the wind, you are the sand, and we wander the world together.

Little sister: (angrily) I think you are crazy and I am a fool. ...

Brother: (shocked) Little sister, your expression is so disappointing to me ... (sadly) My emotions are like surging water, so persistent and surging. You used to be the sun in my heart, so brilliant. What happened? Oh! Falling flowers are intentional, running water is ruthless! ! ..... (turns to the audience) Why? Why do I always get hurt? ...

(Sad music begins ...)

Little sister: (sadly) brother! I'm sorry, actually … I never told you that I was an orphan since I was a child, and I had no good food, clothes and places to play … when other children were eating an ice cream, I was thinking, when can I eat an ice cream? When other children carry schoolbags and go to school one after another, brother, do you know? I also want to be like them, holding a book, even if I read only elementary school and junior high school, I will be satisfied. Later, with the help of kind uncles and aunts, I finally entered the school, the classroom of my dreams, and after I entered the school, I forgot to eat and sleep. I dare not waste any chance. I finally received the admission notice from the dream university, but. I can't afford the huge tuition. At this time, it was kind university teachers and classmates who helped me. Once again, I would like to express my deep gratitude to those kind university teachers and classmates. (Bow) I made a drop of water, although it is very small, but when the sunshine of love shines on it, I want to show all my love to others! I am determined to study hard and give love to others in the future, just like those who give love to me! ! Brother, can you understand me?

Brother: (heavily) Little sister, why didn't you tell me earlier? ! You are right, it is true that college students are innocent in love, but we should also proceed from reality! ! ! For a great ideal, for a lofty belief, for a warm life, you can turn your back on it. what can I say? Ok, I understand you, I support you, and I want to learn from you. You know, you are a role model for our college students! ! ! May: That means you should be dead, but you are still alive.

Little sister: Brother, let's work together! ?

May: OK, let's work hard together! ! ! (Little sister and big brother clap Zhi Ming, and the music stops)

(Aunt is out again)

Aunt: Hey! What? It's lunch break

(Brother and sister are ashamed)

Aunt: (kindly) I heard all your conversations. I can see that you are all good children! In that case, let's tell you what we should do in the future.

Brother: (raising his arm excitedly) Put an end to unhealthy trends in society! !

Little sister: (raises her arm) Study hard! !

Aunt: Let's go together.

All three of them said: build together-and-and-smoke-greatness! ! ! ]

(Bowing his head)