An evil dragon stole the princess, and the king invited a knight to save the princess, and then ...
Heavy metal: The knight arrived on Harley, killed the dragon, drank a few bottles of beer and finally fucked the princess.
Speed metal: knight → kill dragon → save princess → fuck princess.
Hard rock: The knight came in shorts and a cap, but the princess turned her back and left.
Black metal: When the knight arrived, he killed the dragon and drank her blood. Princess f*** also drank her blood and finally gave her to Satan.
Symphonic black metal: the same as black metal, but more refined.
Hair metal: The knight came blowing the hairstyle of the 1980s, gave the princess an f*** and was eaten by the dragon.
Folk metal: The knight came with a group of friends who played flute and violin. The dragon heard that he was asleep. The knight saved the princess and married her.
Metal-Indus River: The knight arrived wearing a woman's garter, made an obscene gesture at the dragon, and was finally driven out by the security guards of the castle.
Death metal: The knight arrived, killed the dragon, fucked the princess, and finally killed the princess.
Cruel death: When the knight arrives, kill the dragon and the princess, and then fuck her.
Gothic metal: The knight arrived, he killed the dragon, and the princess fell in love with him. They held a luxurious wedding, and the king gave the kingdom to the knight. He was a hero of the people, and finally he committed suicide. Nobody knows why.
Destroy metal: The knight committed suicide when he arrived, and the dragon ate his body.
Female singer's Gothic Metal: She charmed the dragon with a soft voice, then walked to the princess and stole the princess's robe and seat for the dragon. Finally, she waited for the drummer of the troupe to come to the rescue.
Alternative metal: The knight arrived and refused to be a part of the system. What did he say to the princess? * * * * You? Then he left.
Viking Metak: Knights came by boat, killing the dragon with axes in both hands, cooking her, eating her, raping the princess and burning the castle.
Progress metal: The knight came with a guitar and played solo for 26 minutes. The dragon committed suicide because he was tired of listening. The knight came to the princess's bed again and played a solo. The princess ran away and went to find the heavy metal knight.
Atmospheric metal: the scales of the dragon reflect the moonlight, the princess stands on the balcony and casts melancholy eyes into the distance, the air flows slowly among the trees in the forest ... and there are no knights.
Charming metal: The knight was late because he spent three hours modeling. When the dragon saw the knight come in, he laughed his head off. The knight stole the princess's cosmetics and painted roses all over the walls of the castle.
Grinding metal: the knight arrived, shouted something he didn't understand for two minutes, and then left.
Gore metal: When the knight arrived, he killed the dragon and scattered its internal organs in front of the castle. After screwing the princess, he also killed her and fucked her body, and the receiver pulled her belly out and had a big meal. Then he ate her body, then burned her body, and finally did it again.
Neo metal: When the knight arrived, he took some medicine when he saw the dragon. He stood in front of the moat and made obscene moves towards the princess. Finally, he left to masturbate in the forest.
Real black metal-old school: the knight arrived drunk, vomited in front of the moat, offered the princess sacrifice, and then began to drag the dragon clumsily.
Real Black Metal-New Wave: When the knight arrives, she explains to the dragon what she doesn't understand and shows that she is not a demon. He hit the princess because she cut in line. When the dragon saw the fire, he ate the knight, although the knight had a spiked bracelet on his hand. Conclusion: Never hurt women. No, never.