I remember that in Leehom Wang's song "A Bridge of Fate", there is a line in the lyrics: "When talking about love and hate, you can't scribble, the world of mortals is burning and burning."

A god replied and talked about the importance of punctuation and sentence breaking.

The sentence is broken like this: When we talk about love, we wish we could flirt with each other, bastard! The world of mortals burns and burns.

Unfortunately, NetEase Cloud Music cannot find this song now.

Every point is unexpected!

1. Your backpack is still not bad when I carry it... I have been carrying it for six and a half years and it accompanies me to work every day.

Comment - can you send me the link to the backpack? I have never bought a schoolbag of such good quality.

2. Zebra Zebra, please don’t fall asleep. Show me your injured tail again. I don’t want to touch the scar of your wound. I just want to lift your hair... Zebra Zebra, go to sleep, go to sleep< /p>

Divine Comment - Zebra: (Black question mark face) Are you sick? Should I go to bed or not? ! !

3. Little swallows wear floral clothes and come here every spring...

Divine comment - please tell me, where did this thing get spent? Isn't it black and white? Dazzled?

4. Finally you became someone else’s mistress

Commentary - What does “finally” mean? Wow, it sounds like you’re hoping to come true, this kind of cuckolding This is the first time I have seen the feeling of longing.

5. I still remember that when I held hands with you many years ago, you were so shy that you didn’t even dare to raise your head and would just look at the stars in the sky.

Divine comment - I guess this girl has long eyes. On the Tianling Cap

6. String your heart with my heart

Divine comment - This is the origin of "heart-piercing", I don't know why, I thought of it Roast Chicken Hearts

7. If I were a DJ, would you love me?

Commentary - Whether you love me or not has nothing to do with whether you are a DJ. If I drove an excavator, would you love me? Do you love me?

8. You smell of her perfume...wipe off everything and sleep with you

Divine comment - I have to say that the girl has such a big heart, she is invincible as a ninja< /p>

9. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer

Divine comment - unwilling, labor and management are not forensics

10. I am closed It's dark when you close your eyes

Divine comment - Oh, otherwise you can see the rainbow when you close your eyes?

Forgot the original song of the series

1. We all have a family named China. Brothers and sisters have many beautiful scenery. The old man does not think about how much his children can contribute to the family

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2. Wash, wash, take a bath. Baby golden water is indispensable. Salute and shake hands. You are my good friend

3. I can’t afford to be hurt. I really can’t afford to be hurt. I carry Tang Sanzang with me. Three Disciples

4. Lady! Aha! Where are we going?

5. How do I express my love? I feel so uncomfortable that I can’t hold your hand affectionately and kiss your forehead lightly

6. Suddenly I miss you so much, you will Where in my dreams, in my heart, in my songs

7. The river flows eastward, you have it, I have it all

8. Accompany you to watch the meteor shower fall On this earth, I can see the railway being built to my hometown

9. The little swallow wears floral clothes and comes here every spring. I asked the swallow why you came. The swallow said that the mountain road here has eighteen bends and the waterway here has nine links

10. Who else can calmly read out: Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia... Hey, please don't use the accent, thank you!

1. "It's Dark" ~ Stefanie Sun

When I was noisy and willful as a child

God's reply: My grandmother would always stab me with a knife< /p>

2. "Suddenly Missing You So Much" ~ Mayday

What I fear most is my friends’ sudden concern

Shenhui: Because every time I borrow money.

3. "Long Time No See" Eason Chan

I came to your city, but you didn't care about the food

Will you suddenly appear on the street corner? On top of the excavator

4. "Rainy Day" Nanquan Mama

What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much

God replied: I dare not call you You, afraid that you will be struck by lightning

5. "Little Chicken Little Chicken" Wang Rong

God's reply: Wang Rong sang in her mother tongue for the first time, and it was pretty good.

Listen, listen, I actually want to lay an egg.

6. "Young for You"

God's reply: I only realized after reading the lyrics today that this is not a Cantonese song!

7.why would i ever

Give me back my duck neck, give back my duck neck!

8. Playing in the Broken Moon Rain

You can play the piano even with fried eggs, but don’t forget to flip the eggs,

9. "Single Love Song"

A buddy sang to singles: Every single person must beheaded... Which songs have the funniest "god's reply"? Please write it down?

1. Words flying all over the sky fell into the spring soil, nourishing the earth and blooming into the next comic

2. Whatever I sang, I felt like you are my pig. Big Brother

3. Every single person must be beheaded

4. Are you willing to unravel the combinations on the blackboard? ——Can I solve it?

5. They are all old, where are they? This is what I think every time I eat hot pot.

6. All your praise-worthy beauty - are all traces of Photoshop

7. After today, don’t meet again - washing your hair is so tiring and shampoo is so expensive

8. Meeting you at the most beautiful age - count me unlucky

9. Do you know that even if heavy rain circles the whole city - the company will still be considered late

10 I am willing to have a little pain along the way with you - it hurts a lot, so let’s not talk about it

11 Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd - you mean that I want to ride on your motorcycle

The above is "Which songs have the funniest "god replies", please write them down? 》All answered.

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