Xiao Qiang: I like the beauty in the mirror when you take pictures.
I always doubt that my face is not beautiful enough.
I will clean the kitchen for you.
Old cockroach:
(Come and help)
Guys, guys.
Lazy woman looks at the magic mirror again
Chicken ass Lucy will take care of it.
Give the fish steak to Special Agent Xiao Qiang.
Love peace, we love peace.
But don't let mice and flies take advantage of it.
These two dirty things carry infectious diseases.
Only our existence is the most reasonable.
Cockroach choir:
Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang
Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields
Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.
Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.
I can also go to your house to sweep.
Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.
It's nice to be dead.
Mouse: I said the fly's kitchen is a little clean today.
Fly: Farmers don't know yet. That is a cockroach nicknamed "Xiao Qiang the spy".
Mouse: I wonder who is in charge of this kitchen.
Fly: I see. It also knows that you mice love rice, that you are ugly, and that you came by train from the countryside.
Mouse: What did you say? I think I'm tired of living. I didn't know rats were all gangsters ~ ~ ~
Old cockroach:
Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang
Song will call him Brother Qiang when he sees him.
Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.
Knives, guns and sticks are good at everything.
Flatter, disguise
Handsome appearance is the same as ours.
Fengyun kitchen that Fengyun kitchen
Talk about Jingyanggang
This is definitely not an exaggeration.
In fact, when Song Wu drank too much, he was afraid to go to bed.
But the pub is too dirty and there are cockroaches everywhere.
Jiro couldn't get on the kang, so he had to break into Jingyanggang.
The tiger is too arrogant for Song Wu to resist.
Unexpectedly, a cockroach suddenly jumped into the tiger's throat.
At this time, Song Wu actually used the Tathagata's palm.
The tiger lay there, and Song Wu became famous.
In order to thank the cockroach, Song Wu called it "Brother Qiang".
Song Wu: Brother Qiang, you can help me when I am in danger.
Takejiro is very grateful.
I will give you this tiger skin to make clothes.
Give you another name so that you can remember it later.
Call Special Agent Xiao Qiang.
Xiao Qiang: {Don't} Thank you for giving me such a nice name.
I'm afraid that woman is holding the soles of her shoes.
Shoot it ~ I will
Become a pizza
Cockroach choir:
Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang
Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields
Knife in left hand, gun in right hand.
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.
Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.
I can also go to your house to sweep.
Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.
It's nice to be dead. Die {don't}
Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang
(left hook and right hook)
Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields
(Three punches, two feet and one flying leg push you to the ground directly)
Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.
Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.
I can also go to your house to sweep.
Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.
It's nice to be dead. Die {don't}
Old cockroach:
Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang
Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields
Because there is no loving partner.
Xiao Qiang started his journey to the west with his luggage on his back.
If you want to know Xiao Qiang Xi's experience on the road.
Let's talk about it after the Chinese New Year.