L the baby is missing (spoof DN)
Friendship Guest: Naomi Misora (just a big sister, HOHOHO————)
What is said here is why baby L disappeared from everyone's sight when he was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Remember, this is disappearing! It's not kidnapping, it's not murder, it's not a heart attack. Then why did you come back from the dead? That's the problem that Sherlock Holmes+Conan+Jintian+large intestine have to solve, and I'm only responsible for making fun of it-(eggplant, tomatoes, rotten eggs fly by)
Okay, okay, don't throw it away. In fact, the story goes like this: L was first scared by Grandpa Du's death and fell down (embarrassed), and then scared by Yue's terrible expression in his arms, so I was so scared-explain and applaud. & gt_ & lt
Then I snuck out of the hospital (let's call it Baby My Wandering).
But why did I go so long?
I'm lost because of poor baby!
Usually there is a car to pick up and drop off when going out, and Grandpa Du is around to take care of it. Now I'm alone, friendless, penniless, and even a contact is dead. I have no household registration, no ID card, no driver's license and no products, so my baby L is in densely populated kanto region-completely lost!
L Baby is sitting alone on the mound in the street park, drawing circles on the ground, drawing circles-
A little girl came over, (touching her head): so cute, I really want to raise-_-! ! !
Mom: No, no pets in the apartment! & gt_<◎ #% ※× @ # $ (distance)
When the cold wind blows, baby l is still drawing circles on the ground, drawing circles-
Investigate headquarters.
Night God came in and solemnly announced: Liang Qi-gone!
Night God Moon was the first to get up and jump: Ah, ah, ah, ah! ! ! ! Moon, do you want to get up and sing? )
Night God Moon holds her head in her hands (frantically): Ryazaki, where are you? ! You come out! Do you want to leave after eating the overlord meal? Who do you think lives here for free? ! How can it be so cheap to leave without paying the bill? ! (Everyone: > _<! ! ! )
Night God: Calm down, Moon. We are counting on you to find someone.
On the first day of the month, he wiped his face and restored his true colors as a handsome boy: Dad was right. I want to calm down. Well, he doesn't have any money, mobile phone or even socks. Where can he fly? Finally, can't you come back and let me beat you up? Gnome male-",hahaha ... (Everyone: ... The moon is really abnormal and obviously overstimulated).
Song Tian: Well, I hate to spoil your fun, but-do you think Ryuzaki can find his way back?
A cold wind blew silently.
L Baby is still burying sand in the sand, drawing circles, drawing circles-
Naomi Misora appeared and came over: Little brother, are you lost here alone?
L Baby: Yes.
Naomi Misora: Can I help you? My name is Mu Zhaozi. Please give me more advice.
L Baby: Hello, my name is Liuhe Hanshu. (Nobody uses their real names, professional habits-_-)
Have a sorbet, Naomi Misora: Don't you remember the address? Do you know anyone here?
L the baby is thoughtful: it counts. We are classmates and study together at Tokyo University.
Naomi Misora: I know the University of Tokyo. I'll take you there.
L Baby: Thank you!
An hour later, Shinjuku Station.
L Baby: Big Sister, do you really know her?
Naomi Misora: Trust me, no problem.
Two hours later, Tokyo Hospital.
Baby L: Big Sister, are you really okay?
Naomi Misora: ... Trust me, that's right.
N hours later, Tokyo kindergarten.
Teacher on duty: Are you going to Tokyo University? Wrong direction.
The cold wind blows, and the two road idiots are petrified.
Investigate the headquarters. Let's get busy.
Jun: Come on, start a carpet search within ten miles of Fiona Fang. Don't miss any corner.
Song Tian: But we don't have any pictures of Ryozaki. It's hard to find by description alone.
Puzzle solver: Please state the main characteristics of the missing person.
Yue: I'll do it. (stroking his arm) This man has hair like grass, eyes like pandas, walks like cats, sits like monkeys, eats like pigs, and ...
Everyone is sweating: Moon, what you said is … totally … unlike a person!
Month: > _ < ◎ #% ※× @ #! You want to die!
-Shell explanation: Yue has excellent grades in all subjects at school, but this art ... Now you should understand why he always checks photos to identify people, right? Because of his poor sense of form, his painting level still stays in the first grade of primary school. After all, no one is perfect. (Yue wrote heavily in his notes: The shells are dying! ! ! ! )
The surviving shell continues to struggle.
N hours later, two people who couldn't find the University of Tokyo returned to the street park.
Naomi Misora: Sorry, I just came back from abroad and I'm not familiar with the road here. (It should be completely unfamiliar. )
L Baby: That's all right. I don't have to go to him. Sister, what are you doing in Japan?
Naomi Misora: I'm looking for someone who is very important to me.
L Baby (licking her finger): Miss Nankong is very romantic.
Naomi Misora (laughs): Romantic? Yes, I've been wandering slowly. It's romantic. (this-romance doesn't seem to be explained like this. -_- ! ! )
Baby l: so, elder sister, what do you want with this man?
(Lost in memory): My fiance Lai-left me alone for a business trip in Japan. I stole 50 yuan from my wallet when I left, and I haven't paid it back! ! ! (& gt_ & lt# ! ! ! The obsession of a woman who loses money is terrible. )
Naomi Misora: So I followed him to Japan just to ask him for this account! Never be soft (clench your fist) (I'm cold, Loi Siu, please be happy)
The investigation headquarters at this time-
Yue: Ryazaki, where have you been? ! If I find you, I will definitely put you first, and then, and then. (Yi Yi Yi? ! ! ! Month: Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about punching and kicking.
The investigation headquarters at this time-
Song Tian: Yue, didn't you say there were two smelly boys in Ryazaki last time? Look for it and have a try.
Moon (suddenly cold): I advise you not to do this.
Song Tian: Why? (Then open Du's address book and dial the number. -Reader: Didn't you delete all Du's information? Shell wipe sweat: this is backup, backup! )
When the phone was connected, Mero was eating chocolate and growling (! ! ): What? ! Lost people? I can't see the living in broad daylight! I really don't understand the use of the Japanese police department to raise you idle people. I don't care! You have 24 hours to find out who you are! Otherwise, I'll call the Italian mafia to tear down your lair! Throw you all into space! Listen carefully! ? ! A bunch of stupid stupid garbage snacks plus three levels! ! ! The brain function of incompetence and mental retardation degenerates in vain ◎ #% ※× @ #...> _<! ! ! ! Mero, your temper is still so hot! )
Comparatively speaking, Virginia's attitude is much calmer (Virginia curls her hair gracefully on the big screen, and her tone is slow): No wonder you, L, are road-crazy, disoriented, introverted and unsociable (Virginia, are you qualified to talk about others? Not only that, his appearance is not up to standard, his clothes are in poor taste, his food is vulgar and his personality is chaotic. He is nothing but a clever mind ... (> _<! ! ! ! Baby l, is it as bad as you say? ) ..... Nevertheless, he is still an irreplaceable important senior. That is to say, within 24 hours, if you can't get L back intact, I will lead all the troops of the United Nations police station to your Japanese police station. Do you know what this means? All your personnel related to L's disappearance will be quarantined and examined, and I will deal with you by all means until someone tells me the whereabouts of L, and I will raze Japan to the ground and find it, even if I torture the Prime Minister! You got it? Okay, I won't tell you. I'm going to prepare the missile launcher (! ! ! You still have 23 hours, 56 minutes and 38 seconds. Good luck. Goodbye!
The screen is a snowflake and everyone is petrified.
Song Tian: ... It turns out that Ryazaki's younger brother's character is so horrible! ——
Yue (feebly): That's why I said don't mess with them-you idiot! -Ryuzaki, for the sake of peace in Japan, come back soon-
At this point, baby, I-
I'm so happy, munching on the doughnuts bought by Naomi Misora.
Japan's investigation headquarters has run out of water, so we can only take the last resort-live TV to search for you.
Ji Chang, the Night God (holding glasses): I have seen China's movie No More, and that's how the heroine found her lover. (& gt_ & lt！ Do you understand, second minister of the night god? )
At 8 pm prime time, thousands of families watch this column in front of the TV. (_ Nobody wants to be thrown missiles by the United States or kidnapped by gangs. )
Night God Moon appeared happily on the TV screen with a close-up of his face-
The female audience in front of the TV is all amazed: Wow-handsome guy!
Man in front of the TV: Stop-handsome boy! (I was immediately beaten by thousands of female fans)
The moon made a solemn speech: Ryazaki, where are you? I miss you very much, please come back soon-(> _ < ! ! )
Female audience: Who is Ryazaki?
Beaten faggot: It must be his wife!
Female audience: Nonsense! Beat him!
Men continue to be beaten.
February continued: Ryazaki, I know I was wrong. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have looked at you when you were most sad. I shouldn't have stolen your strawberry cake, and I shouldn't have bullied you and hit you with sand. I sincerely apologize to you, please forgive me.
All the female audience wiped their tears at the same time: Ah! What a touching speech!
Male audience: ... (black and blue, afraid to speak)
Month: Please contact me as soon as you hear my apology. Tel: 12345678, postal code * * * *, email address * * * * * (omitted) ...
All the female audience took out their pens: write it down quickly! Such an attractive handsome guy comes once in a hundred years!
Finally—
Moon (clear voice): Ryazaki, come back quickly! I need you now-(or you two schoolmates will give me a good look! )
The girl in front of the TV is screaming-
Male compatriot: I'm sick-
Who wrote this nonstandard and uncorrupted soap opera line?
Shell drinks soda: Yes, I am. What's your complaint?
(The author's shell is trampled wildly)
At this time, in a coffee shop in Shinjuku, Baby L and Nakong Naomi are drinking tea, completely unaware that people outside have been looking for him in a fuss.
Cannonballs that can't be stepped on climb back and climb the grid-
Once the TV "Looking for You" was broadcast, it quickly aroused strong repercussions throughout the country, mainly forming a moon-chasing family, referred to as the moon stream. Night God Moon has become an "idol" of millions of people overnight (women are eager for men to spit, so it is called spitting image), even more popular than the local "super male voice". One night, the telephone lines of TV stations and police stations were blown up, and even the international hotline was crowded. -But there's still no clue about L's whereabouts (still drinking tea)
Song Tian: Moon, congratulations. You have become a popular lover, and hundreds of thousands of women across the country claim that they will not marry unless you are, ranging in age from 8 to 80; There are some gay men who want to talk to you-(> _ <; ◎#%※×@#! ! ! ! )
Month (dizzy ◎ # ※%): Song Tian, I'll treat you like a fool and talk nonsense for the time being. If you don't find me before dawn, we'll all die ugly.
Suddenly, Yue remembered something: Ah, maybe he will be there! (put on a windbreaker and go out)
Song Tianda shouted, where are you going?
Go to the place where we first dated.
Song Tian: ...? ——& gt； _ & lt◎#%※×@#! ! ! !
Coffee shop
L Baby drank the fiftieth cup of black tea (even sweating) and sighed: Still not coming?
Naomi Misora: Are you waiting for your classmates to show up?
Baby L: This is the place where he and I first came out for tea. I only know this place. (Shell: Why? L Baby: Very memorable _)
Naomi Misora: Do you believe that he will definitely come?
L Baby: I don't know. Sometimes he will be as confused as a fool. (Month: > _ < ! ! )
Naomi Misora asked: What kind of person is he?
L baby: selfish, willful, arrogant, self-righteous, actually quite naive and unyielding. (Digs a spoonful of sugar, sighs) But I feel very happy when I am with him, even when I quarrel-is this fate? I dug another spoonful of sugar in the cup. )
Naomi Misora thought for a moment, then suddenly asked, He must be very handsome.
L Baby: Maybe, nine out of ten people will say that.
Naomi Misora: About your height?
L baby: almost.
Naomi Misora: Great figure? (? & gt_ & lt……)
L Baby: Not bad.
Naomi Misora: Beautiful light hair?
L baby: just so-so. ..... How do you know?
Naomi Misora (finger): You shouldn't talk about the people behind you, should you?
Baby, turn around.
Night God Moon laughs like an angel: Hi, good evening. I am selfish, willful, arrogant and conceited, but in fact, my ideas are quite naive and unyielding. Please give me more advice. ————(& gt； _ & lt！ ! )
The baby lowered its head and ate the cake.
Naomi Misora stood up: Excuse me, go to the bathroom. Speak slowly-hohohohohoho ~ ~ ~
There are only two people left in the seat, the moon and baby l.
My baby (a little cold) eats cake-
Coffee shop.
The moon goes to the baby L. What do you want to do? -_-! ! ! ? )
L the baby flashed back with a plate. Attendant: Ah, are they going to fight for that woman? ! ! )
Moon was startled: Ryazaki, what are you doing? (This should be asked of you. )
L Baby (eating): You will hit me every time you come silently. (and they are all hit hard)
-Animal Protection Association: Protest! Don't abuse creatures, especially lovely creatures like national treasure L!
-Yue: Shut up! I have paid the fine. ...& gt_ & lt！
Month (suddenly soft tone? ): Ryazaki, let's go home. Everyone is waiting for you. I have publicly reflected it on TV programs.
L Baby turn away: Really? I didn't see it.
Month: ... > _<! ! ! #%※×@#!
Moon: Ryazaki, don't be embarrassed. I will protect you and take care of you like a ferry. ^_^
L Baby turns back: Is this really the case? Yuejun?
Month: Of course! (-nonsense, you two students are staring at the back, dare I say no?
-_-! ! )
L Baby: Give me bath water every day like crossing?
Moon (gritting his teeth): No problem!
Baby L: Delicious snacks are available 24 hours a day.
Month: Good! ...& gt_ & lt
Baby L: Du cuts my nails every week. & gt_ & lt
Month: ..... (I endure-)
L Baby: Du Tiantian rubs my back ...-Oh, my God! ! !
Month (outbreak): Ryazaki! ! Don't push your luck & gt_ & lt◎#%※×@#! ! ! !
Silence-
And then—
Yue: Go home.
L Baby (eating fingers): Hmm! ^_^
A quarter of an hour later, Naomi Misora came back from the bathroom and saw that the seat was empty.
Naomi Misora smiled: Have you made up? What a cute little guy. _ (two! ! )
The waiter came over: excuse me, miss, please settle the bill for you two just now.
Naomi Misora said gracefully, well, I-
Two seconds later, there was a sharp scream like a woman twisting a chicken's neck in the coffee shop, and other customers fled like birds and animals.
Naomi Misora trembled with money in his hand, and his face successfully completed the perfect transformation from my fair lady to my sad son: 200,000 yen! ! ! ! ...& gt_ & lt！ ! ! ! 100 cake and fruit Mu Si, plus 90 frozen cream sundaes! And some black tea juice! ! ! ! -You two little bastards, wait for me. I won't let you go! ! Ah, forget their names? & gt_ & lt◎#%※×@#! ! ! !
Moon and baby, I'm on my way back to headquarters.
Baby chewing mints: Speaking of which, that lady is really a good person. Invite me to dinner and wait for me. Thank her next time.
Jun: Hum, remember not to talk to strangers casually next time.
L baby: ok. ^_^
L baby: Yuejun.
Yue: What?
Baby L: If I wasn't really L, would you still be friends with me?
The moon reaches out: What are you talking about? No matter who you are, Ryazaki will always be my best friend. (Today is April Fool's Day, fool, you can break your word-_-! ! ! )
L Baby: Really? Good-
You are by my side tonight, so I am not lonely;
You are by my side tonight, so I am not alone.
L Baby is friendship, friendship, friendship with the moon! ! ! ! !
But the moon does not need friendship.
So he made up the most beautiful lie for little L on April Fool's Day, and he said he would like to make friends with L.
So in the end, baby l is still lonely. (crying)
I hope that the L baby I remember will always smile.
Do some odds and ends; (classmate: homework, homework! -shell ignored)
1.l The baby plays skipping rope.
L Baby plays skipping rope: once, twice and three times. ...
-Chest out, arms out, head up.-Oh, I dropped my pants ... > _<! ! !
L the baby bowed his head and ate his hand: I am getting thinner and thinner now! You have to supplement some nutritious meals at night ...
Month: (if you eat any more, you will catch up with the pigs! Fasten your belt quickly, it's ugly! ! & gt_ & lt#% (Don't say I know you when you walk in the street! )
I eat my hand: Why? It is more comfortable to wear casual pants.
Yue: I don't like it!
L baby:?
2.l Baby plays tennis
Baby L: Yue Jun, we haven't played tennis for a long time. Let's play a game. ^_^
Decisive: no!
L Baby: Why? -_-! !
Yue: I win every time, and I have no sense of accomplishment. (? )
L Baby: Then I won't give up on you next time. ———& gt； _ & lt◎#%※×@#! ! ! !
Month: Still no good! !
Baby L: What's that for?
Month: If you don't let me, I'm sure I'll lose every game, and I'm even less fulfilled! ! ! & gt_ & lt
L baby: ...? & gt_ & lt！ ! ! !
Strawberry reporter: "Why is baby L's height and weight unknown?" The answer is revealed today! ! "
(camera goes to physical examination room)
Song Tian: Ryuzaki, will you stop eating? Come here, stand on the scale ~
L: Come back after eating this cake ~ ~ ~
Moon: Don't blame it! (Pat baby L on the back)
L:T_T _ t strawberry fell to the ground ~ ~ ~
Month: that's ... that's your own carelessness (guilty conscience ~ ~ ~)
L:T_T (stay where you are)
Month: OK, OK, shall I buy you another one?
L: _ hmm!
(The above dialogue has been repeated n times ~ ~ ~ ~)
So in the end ... I still didn't coax the baby to weigh himself ~ ~ ~ ~
Naomi Misora: Be a good boy ~ ~ ~ Measure your height ~ ~ ~
L Baby: はぃ! ! (Standing up lazily)
Naomi Misora: Kid, can you straighten your back?
L Baby: はぃ! ! (seriously spell the military posture ing~~~)
Sister Naomi pressed the ruler rail ~ ~ ~ ~
Naomi Misora: Son, don't squat down beside the railing, ok? -_-\\\
L Baby: はぃ! ! (I'm completely squatting on the ground)
So ... baby l's height has never been set. ...
3.l Baby plays basketball
L Baby (hug, roll, roll-)
The last straw of the moon: referee! He fouled! ! & gt_ & lt◎#%※×
Judge Schell (sweating like a pig): er-well ... actually, I am a temporary guest, and I don't know much about the rules or anything ... that will take longer than either of you to get the ball-> _ <; ! ! ! !
Moon Kick: Go to hell! ! !
The shell was kicked into the sky and turned into a star. @_@! ! !
L The baby suddenly lowered his head and pointed to the ground-:Ah, whose notebook has dropped!
Month (nervous): Where is it? Where is it? Let me see-(look around, look around)
My baby throws, shoots and scores-(Hooray, Hooray, Hooray! ! ! ^_^)
Moon: Dragon! Sakazaki! ……& gt； _ & lt◎#%※×@#! ! ! ! There is no dessert for you tonight! ! ! ! I want to box with you! See if I can beat you! )
L Baby: Hey! ! ! ——
In the evening, the two men were black and blue and flustered.
Song Tian: Ha, ha, ha, the moon's eyes are also black ~ ~ ~ It seems that there are two good batteries ~ ~ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's funny ~ ~ ~
Memorabilia of baby's life in one day
Good morning-
L Baby holding a pillow (in a daze, sleepy, sleepy): Good morning, Yue Jun, please give me a bath water-_
Month (unhappy): Do your own thing. The world's first detective, his self-care ability is too poor.
L Baby: Being reasonable and taking care of yourself are two different things. (Complaining, discontented, complaining, slow, slow-)
After a while, baby L: Yue Jun, where is the faucet? Please pass the towel. Thank you. This soap smells good. Can I eat? Month: You'd better choke to death! ! ! ) ..... Ah, the water splashed in my eyes-@ _ @!
The bathroom soon heard a jingle and a loud noise. Month's forehead began to take a black line.
After a while, Baby L poked his head out and said, "Well, Yue Jun, I'm sorry. I was so fascinated just now that I accidentally bumped your tooth jar, toothbrush and shower gel into the toilet." > _ & lt！ ! ! ! But it doesn't matter, it can still be used when it is fished out. I use your towel to wipe everything-(how do I use it? ! ! Poor month ~ ~ ~)
The moon is completely defeated: Ryazaki-
Baby L: Huh?
Yueyue: Well, don't worry about putting the bath water in the future. I'll do it. (& gt_ & lt！ ! ! )
L Baby eats hands: OK. ^_^
-My baby eats food.
L Baby raises chopsticks: What's this?
Month: Sushi, Miso Soup, Hot Pot, Barbecue, Lamian Noodles. (everything)
Baby L: Yes, it's too salty! Waiter, please give me a can of sugar. (Khan ~) you can have jam without sugar ~ ~ (this > _ < ! ! )
Month (anger! ): Ryuzaki, don't you think it's a shame to be an oriental who doesn't even eat food?
Baby (if nothing happens, no one is watching, pour sugar into the hot pot-I sweat! ! ): I think it would be even more shameful for an international detective to fall ill without enough sugar. Do you want some sugar?
Month: I-> _ <; ◎#%※×@#! ! ! ! (I'm so angry that my hair is about to be pulled out and rushed to the crown)
From then on, Night God Moon never took Baby L to the restaurant again.
If children go to school-
As soon as the baby enters the campus, it will be surrounded by a group of girls who are full of love. Hug, Doby, touch and pinch (gentle, of course)-girls A, B, C, D Competition: I'll do it ... I'll do it first ... I'll do it first. ...
Because I have been taking care of my baby every month (is there? ), so his image as a prince in the eyes of girls is even higher. -Line up, sign autographs, take photos and hand in love letters. ...
L baby took out a letter: the moon on the horizon, you are radiant and easily captured our hearts ~ ~ (super cold > _<! ! ! )
Take the Moon: Don't read!
Girl: Night God is shy, so cute ~ ~ ~
Girl A: Liuhe, please provide some personal information about Night God. Please _!
L Baby (eating snacks): Yue Jun is the eldest son of the family, Pisces.
Girl B: That's not what I asked ... It's about the night god (whispering) * * * *?
L baby: Yuejun's body? Very healthy. (hitting people is very energetic)
Girl C: Not this! What exactly is it? For example (in a lower voice) * * * * *?
Baby holding a spoon: Yue Jun's arms are as elastic as freshly baked bagels, his skin is as shiny as honey, and his hair is like golden butter after washing. His perfume reminds me of pizza and ... (> _<! ! ! Baby, why do you just want to eat? )
L Baby hands the paper towel to the girl: Your mouth is watering, please wipe it first ~ ~ ~-_-! ! !
After school-
Jun: Ryazaki, I heard that you described me very well at school! (The calm before the storm)
Baby: I'm telling the truth, not making it up. You really remind me of bread, honey, donuts, butter, cheese and cones, as well as * * * * and * * * * and * * * ...
The veins stood out on Yue's forehead exploded successfully.
L Baby, keep talking, keep talking-_-! ! ! Baby, there is such a thing as mind reading in the world. You got it? Don't understand? Then you should leave it to your fate. )
The moon suddenly smiled: Ryazaki-
L baby suddenly felt a chill coming, a cold war.
Yue: These snacks you just mentioned will never be cooked again! Xu! Eat! ! !
L Baby: Hey! ! ! ! What! ! ——
Month: I am in charge of the kitchen key, which will take effect from now on! ! ! I'm absolutely serious! ! !
L baby silence-patience-outbreak: this can't beat me, I will definitely give it to you!
Yue: Interesting, then you can try it once!
Baby l, yue said in unison: I will win!
Two people shouted at the same time: I am justice! -(Khan! ! ! Justice is not needed here, is it? ! ! & gt_ & lt！ ! ! )
The two men had a fierce fighting spark in Generation, and the war was on the verge. Who will die? ——
Song Tian coughed: Alas, I forgot to tell you that the refrigerator was sent to be repaired this morning. I emptied all the food, and now there is nothing to eat in the kitchen ~ ~ ~
Ah-
L Baby: I'd rather-
Yue: Me too-
So the confrontation between the most anticipated geniuses at the beginning of this century ended in failure because the refrigerator was broken-
(shell: providence. God must have had the heart to watch them turn against each other, so that the refrigerator broke down in time. How merciful God is! )
Ending-
Baby L: Yuejun, I have to go. Grandpa Du in the sky wrote to invite me to go.
Month; (Great, you should have left a long time ago.) Oh, what a pity. I'll never see you again. I'm lonely-(Moon, aren't you afraid of a long nose when you tell lies? )
Baby L: Yes, never again. People like Yue Jun will never go to heaven in the future ~ ~
Month: > _<! ! ! (Hum, so what? What's in going to heaven? What's wonderful in the world? If I walk away from your stumbling block, I can conquer the world and dominate it ~ ~ ~ ~ Be elated ~ ~ Have unlimited joy ~ ~ _)
L Baby: Yuejun-
Luna is back: huh? If you have any ideas, just tell me. I'll fix it for you. (no! ! ! )
Baby L: Er-there's half a fruitcake in the fridge. Please finish it for me as a witness of our beautiful friendship? ! ! ! There are several snacks and desserts that I usually scrimp and save. Please be sure to digest them as soon as possible and say this sentence when you are a friend. I don't talk to him about ordinary people. ! ! & gt_ & lt！ ! !
Moon (big head): This is-
L Baby: Yuejun-
Yue (impatient): What else do you have to say? !
L baby: ah ... no. I wanted to tell you my real name, but forget it. Of course, when you die, what is my name worth to me? ! -Shells are in tears: I want to know, tell me ~ ~ ~)
After a while, angel broadcast: the flight to heaven is about to take off, please board the plane quickly-
Baby L: Yue Jun, what is your biggest dream in life?
Moon (swinging her hair smartly): Well, it doesn't matter if I tell you. My biggest dream is actually-(shell: to become the god of the new world. My biggest dream is to be a god of freedom with a notebook and let people all over the world worship me! ! ! -(The Statue of Liberty holds a notebook and can freely associate with its image-chest tightness, palpitations, shortness of breath and leg cramps > _<! ! )
Baby L: When I was a child, I saw it raining outside the window and always wanted to play outside with my friends. I hope someone can lead me away from this rainy day. It's quite comfortable when I grow up, but I still hope someone can accompany me, even if it's an enemy-
The plane to heaven is about to take off-the shell is crying goodbye ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's so sad ~ ~ ~ ~
Heaven should be a good place, with warm breeze, blue sky and bright sunshine. It must be pleasant to have morning tea there … but why do you still feel lonely? ……
-"If Yue Jun is a killer, I will be embarrassed because Yue Jun is my first friend."
"Ah ... for me, Ryuzaki is also a rare like-minded friend ..."
"Thank you."
-"L is the enemy ... Since Liuhe says he is L, it must be eradicated ..."
"Goodbye, Liuhe ... also played with you for a long time. It's great to find out your name and kill you myself. "
-"Ryuzaki, as long as I am here, you are not alone! We also have this agreement. "
"Come on!"
Listen, Ryazaki ... you'll die trying to break the rules I made.
I will set you free soon.
-"You dropped out of school, and I feel very lonely. I really want to play tennis with you again. "
"Yes, definitely ... I hope that day will come soon."
I will always freeze the time before L fell to the ground, making me believe that L didn't leave, still drinking coffee leisurely there-
(End)