2. "Boss, how much is this dress?" "Give you the lowest price, 179 take it away." "Do you sell it in 30 yuan?" It took the boss a long time to say, "You are ... wicked ..."
In the cold winter, there were three robbers on the bus, holding a knife around the neck of a young passenger, threatening everyone on the bus not to move. At this moment, this 2B shouted: Oh, big brother, cool, cool. . The whole car couldn't help laughing. . .
4. Just received a short message: Your boyfriend was hit by a car. Please ask the hospital to cooperate and make a payment immediately. The account number is XXXXX. . . I replied: I was hit by someone!
5. Answer: "Who do you like best in Water Margin?" B: "Song Wu!