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Spring Festival prank SMS greetings.
1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose pigs with runny noses. Stop looking and dry your nose.

2. Red flowers and green leaves, big apples, I haven't seen them for days. Last night, I was great. Where is your romance? Tonight, I feel ashamed of myself.

Your moving voice came from the valley, and I looked down. It was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey?

4. I have roses in my hand, and I see three girls, who will give them to whoever says they love me!

5. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I tried to escape, but you followed me closely. I just cried: Whose dog ran away?

6. It makes me angry to think that my beloved girl is married, her doll is as tall as a dog, and I am still single.

7. It is just a gust of wind, but it is so eternal; It's just a dream, but it's so real; You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. I finally can't help but say, please fart first.

8. You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed the right wing of a bird, and you flew in front of me like an arrow, telling me-the bird man is like this!

9. I watched the stars at night, and according to your birthday, I found that you will have peach blossom luck tonight. The practice is as follows: stand under the dim street lamp, pull people with your left hand and throw handkerchiefs with your right hand. The code word is: Grandpa, come and play?

10. in the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

1 1. Every holiday season, I miss my family and spend a month sending them to my family. I wish friends and relatives all the best and enjoy a good mood every day.

12. Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain.

13. I sincerely wish you in the new year: all expectations can appear, all dreams can be realized, all hopes can be realized, and all efforts can be successful!

14. May you spend every day of the new year with sweetness, every moment of the day with warmth, every minute with peace and every second with happiness!

15. I want to say hello to you in the new year: all goes well, life is better, the lottery period is over, good luck exists every day, you win at cards, you have good taste, you are getting younger, longer and more handsome, gold is at home, and money grows on the wall!

16. Send you 888 every day, send you 999 every day, always have money, send you 555 every day, it is not difficult to go to work every day, send you 333 every day, and do everything!

17, "spring" breeds thousands of auspiciousness, and "flowers" bring prosperity and peace; "Autumn" is full of prosperity, and "Moon" celebrates reunion in the West Building. "Gong" congratulated the people on their family health, and "Zhu" sent a text message to bless the contest; The "new" Spring Festival couplets are hung in front of the door, and the "Year" celebrates joy and presents a macro chapter.

18, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... It's really unlucky to be with you.

19, jiaozi's son was wrapped in the New Year's Eve dinner, mixed with sweet flour, filled with happiness, wrapped in happiness, boiled with good luck, fished out blessings, chewed well and laughed all over the table. I wish you a happy day in year of the snake and all the best!

20. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me, and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

2 1, I thought about it. Two itchy patches. Take a stick and stick it in the middle. This stick is too short. Two diapers have stopped itching and I don't want to ... Are you addicted to smoking again?

22, late at night, a person walking in the cold street, lonely heart, helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, really want to say loudly to you ... invite me to dinner?

23. How many times have your delicate body clung to me, and that gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a moment of pleasure, but after enjoying it, you became thinner and thinner ... inferior soap.

24. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.

25. You gently lean on me, touch my tender skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes!

26. In the new year, I wish you good health and lose all your teeth. Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, laugh anyway!

27. When the new year comes, welcome a new life, put on a new mood, embark on a new journey, open new hopes, carry new dreams, reap new success and enjoy new happiness. may you have a happy new year!

28. Happiness comes from a dull mind; Health comes from a light diet; Remember to be calm when you relax; Never be cold when making friends; Success must not be nonsense; Blessing will definitely choose the Spring Festival. Wish: Happy New Year!

29. Passionate firecrackers, snowflakes flying and swaying, spring breeze blowing in your face, fireworks flying, thumb flick, text message sending. May good luck shine on each other, work smoothly, everything goes well, and life is happy every day!

30, the Spring Festival snow is long, and the world is new everywhere! Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. With sincere wishes, I would like to express my thoughts on the occasion of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year!