2. "Can you stop littering in the future?" "What have I lost?" "Leave me."
I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't know." "You northern nose."
4. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" "What is it?" "Everything you said to me ~"
5. "I always do things as sure as a gun." "What?" "Just a kiss, your kiss."
6. "Can you smile?" "..." "I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
7. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "You know, I want to give it to you every time I see something good."
8. "What's the name of the door made of wood?" "Wooden door" "What's the name of the iron door?" "Iron Gate" "What's the name of the door made of happiness" "What?" "Call us"
9. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How?" "Take my face as a tree."
10, "I want to find a kind of noodles" "What noodles?" "In your heart"
1 1, "I think our friendship can only end today", "Why" and "Next we can only talk about love"
12, "Shall we exchange gifts?" "All right." "All right, I'm yours, and you are mine from now on."
13, "We are too far behind, 86,400 seconds behind" "What do you mean?" "One day short"
14, "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "You have been running in my head all day"
15, "Can you play the piano?" "No" "Then how did you pluck my heartstrings?"
16, "I can't be a good person or a bad person" "So" "I just want to be your sweetheart"
17, "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "
18 "I feel that you are so strange today?" "What's so strange?" "It looks strange!"
19, "Do you smell a little burning?" "No" "My love for you is burning."
20. "You know, I dare not move now." "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you."
2 1, "Do you know what wine I like best?" "What wine" and "forever and ever with you"
22. "Can I buy a piece of land from you?" "What land?" "Be dead set"
23. "Will you like me?" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"
24. "Do you have to come when I get married?" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."
25. "May I kiss you?" "No" "What did I just tell you?" "May I kiss you?" "Well, yes."
26. "Will you like me?" "No" "Then I'll teach you!"
27. "I didn't eat chocolate or drink milk tea." "But I didn't hold back from saying good night to you."
28. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future." "What requirements?" "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."
29. "Do you think my eyes look good?" "Good-looking." "Then do you know why it looks so good?" "Why?" "Because I have you in my eyes."
30. "Little German shepherd, little suckling dog, guess which one I am?" "The first one?" "I like people like you."
3 1, "Love or not, you give me a word-for-word answer." "Don't love" and "naughty", the answer to one word is good! Come back. "
32. "Why can compasses draw circles?" "Because. His heart has not changed. "
33. "I support you." "Why?" "Because raising pigs to get rich."
34. "Guess what constellation I am", "Gemini" and "Wrong, I made it for you"
35. "I'm afraid of you", "Why" and "Because I'm afraid of my wife"
Let me tell you a story. Well, once upon a time there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you. I don't love who's left after you die. I love you. I love you too.
37. "I'm 9, and you?" …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
38. "Let's play a game", "All right", "Whoever moves first in three seconds will lose", "All right" and "I lost, my heart moved"
39. "Well, will you like me?" "No" "Never mind, I can teach you."
40. "Do you know what my notes are?" "I don't know." "A line." "Why?" "Because you do what you do and love what you do."
4 1, "Do you know what my weakness is?" "You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?" "No, there is one thing you must know-that is, you are missing."
42. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why are you so heavy in my heart?"
If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.
44. "Do you know the difference between you and a fairy?" "Where is it?" "The fairy is in the sky, and you are in my heart."
45. "I want to change my avatar." "What kind of change?" "You are like this."
46. "I had a dream last night, and now it has come true." "What dream?" "Chat with the person you like"
47. "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart!"
48. "If I like you, you have to like me." "This is called reciprocity."
49. "Who do you want to pounce on?" "It's not you anyway." "Lie to me and you will die." "I lied to you, but I didn't die."
50. "Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, this is your season."
5 1, "Which meat do you like best, beef, pork or mutton?" "..." "I see, it must be my pride."
52. "Do you still love me when I am fat?" "Do you know what' important' means?" "What do you mean?" "The important thing is: No matter how heavy you are, I want it."
A routine love story, ask and answer.
one
Let's play a game!
All right!
One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!
You moved! !
Because I have a crush on you.
two
What's on my mind every day?
Miss you
three
Man: You are a little strange today.
W: What's so strange?
M: It's beautiful.
four
Can you lend me your cup?
What's the matter?
Because I want to lend you my life.
five
You won't cook for me.
How can I be spoiled with you?
six
Man: I have super powers.
Woman: Huh?
M: I like you very much.
seven
Do you like cats or dogs?
cat
-meow ~
eight
Every pen of mine is so sweet.
Hmm?
Because every pen knows your name.
nine
Let me carry you.
Why?
You ran in my dream all night last night. You must be exhausted.
ten
Man: My dream came true last night.
W: Can the dream come true?
M: Chat with people you like.
eleven
I think you gave me a cold.
why
Because I have no resistance to you.
twelve
Man: I've put up with you for a long time.
W: So, what do you want?
Man: Endure you all your life.
thirteen
You know what my weakness is?
You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?
No, there is one thing you must know, and that is your lack.
fourteen
M: My chest is so stuffy recently.
Woman: What's the matter?
Woman: Are you sick?
Because you are in my heart.
fifteen
May I kiss you?
cannot
What did I just say to you?
May I kiss you?
Well, that's okay.
sixteen
M: I think we should go swimming.
W: Why? I don't want to go in the cold
Man: Idiot, otherwise how could we fall in love?
seventeen
If you and I meet, where do you suggest going?
Mountains and rivers, beautiful wind and waves.
Anywhere is good.
I'm glad it's you
eighteen
Man: Do you smell burning?
Woman: No. What is the smell of burning?
It is my love for you that is burning.
Woman: Why don't you go to heaven?
Man: Because there is you on the earth, fool.
nineteen
There must be poison in your smile.
I was killed in two places.
A soft place to cry.
This is a very difficult place.
twenty
M: There have been rumors recently that I like you.
Woman: Ah! ! ! !
M: I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
twenty-one
The light is broken and can be repaired.
Bread can be bought when it is sold out.
I just hope you come and don't go.
Twenty Two
I have a very serious question.
What problem?
When are you getting married?
I don't know.
Well, I'll marry you when you think about it.
twenty-three
What's your blood type?
You are my ideal type.
twenty-four
You will be a happy person, a happy person.
A person with security.
Of course, the premise is to be my person.
twenty-five
Do you love me?
love
What's the use of just saying love?
Let's do it together.
twenty-six
After meeting you, M: I just want to be a person.
Woman: Who?
Your people.
twenty-seven
Do you know what the sourest vinegar is?
Is not qualified to be jealous.
Because I like you.
28
Man: What I fear most is you.
Woman: Why are you afraid of me? I won't do anything to you.
Afraid of losing you.
Twenty-nine
Do you know where the ends of the earth are?
where
I don't know, either.
But I'm willing to take you with me.
thirty
I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child.
I want to be an artist when I grow up,
at present
I just want to go to your house.
Thirty-one
Do you know what day it was yesterday?
What day?
It is the day when I love you.
Thirty two
Man: What is a wooden door?
Woman: Wooden door
Man: What is the door made of iron?
Woman: Iron gate
Man: What about the door made by happiness?
Woman: the door to happiness
Man: No, it's us.
thirty-three
From today, I will be a vegetarian.
Why?
Because, you are my type.
Thirty four
Woman: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it?
Man: What?
Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?
Thirty-five
W: You look like one of my relatives.
M: Huh? who
Woman: My mother's son-in-law.
Thirty-six years old
Your lips are cracked.
Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today.
I have it in my mouth, so I don't care about you!
Thirty seven
I only have two hobbies.
Like to eat, like you
To put it simply: I like eating you.
Thirty eight
What can you wash?
Woman: Where are the clothes? I can wash any clothes.
Then will you like me?
39 years old
Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends
To sum up, it is five words.
You can choose a girlfriend
forty
Man: Can you guess where my heart is?
Woman: On the left.
Man: Idiot, over there.
Recommended reading: Love words suitable for boyfriends and boyfriends
What is the experience of having a super sweet-talking male ticket?
I want you to know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.
1、
I'm leaving. Hello, I'm siri, and I'm back.
I don't know where else to go except by your side.
2、
Do you like me?
This question cannot be asked,
Can only feel, can't answer, can only act.
3、
Am I pretty?
It's beautiful. You can feel it through the clouds.
4、
I think you are like Dirichlet function,
It's not continuous everywhere, I don't know when it came out,
There is no restriction anywhere, and there is no integration anywhere.
Invisible but real.
5、
Some time ago, I was preparing for the wedding and had a quarrel with my parents.
I reluctantly spit at him:
Why do parents care about everything?
Everyone has their own obsession that they want to realize at the wedding.
You must have one, too.
He said yes, that is to marry you,
Can do this,
I don't think any other details are important.
6. Have dinner with him once.
I was twittering around,
The faster he eats,
If you want to finish eating quickly,
I'll talk to you earlier.
7. He gave me a pen.
I chose this as a gift because,
This pen will represent me,
Accompany you through all the joys and sorrows.
8、
Walking in the street will suddenly stop,
Kiss my eye socket.
You're like a slimy little snot,
He said, let me catch a cold for life.
9、
When I turned on the phone, I received his nonsense when he was drunk.
I'm at the seaside,
There are waves and reefs here, but there is no you.
God knows,
I have so many interesting things,
I want to tell you.
I thought I saw him bend down to pick up a small stone and throw it away.
The appearance of bulging.
10、
After one time,
I asked him do you love me?
He said of course.
I said that what I said in bed is not credible, right?
He quickly climbed out of bed and stood on the ground. I love you.
1 1、
I think you'll like me getting drunk.
Why?
Because there are many things you like to say to you.
12、
Are you a fool?
I was just stupid in front of you.
13、
Are you there?
Keke
I don't know if I should talk about you.
What is this?
I think you look like a pig.
you are
Yes, you are.
Because you are the apple of my eye.
14、
fortune
Hey hey.
Call your husband.
Husband ~
Call again.
Husband!
Shout more, because this is the sweetest love story I have ever heard.
Q&A love story routine
1. Send my name to your account book. How many days will it arrive?
I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.
Since there is nothing to say, just give me a kiss.
Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.
Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.
6.why are you so short? Because I have always been a mini!
7. Do you know why I am so tall? Why do I support you? Because the sky is falling.
8. Do you know what kind of God I like? Your eyes.
I love you only because I love you. Come and love me if you are not convinced.
10. It's a pity that we finally met and quarreled. I'll give you a hug and touch my head so that we won't have a cold war, okay?
1 1. I want to jump on your back in a T-shirt and ponytail and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world.
12. I want to give you a gift that you like very much, but the postman won't let me stay in the paper box.
13. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.
14. I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.
15. If you like someone, go after him. If you can't catch him, keep chasing him. If you can't catch him, break his leg.
16. In the future, if you are lucky enough to be with me, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll help you clean it.
17. It rains in every city. Just like I miss you everywhere.
18. How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.
19. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.
20. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.
2 1. Do you have a map? Huh? I seem lost in your eyes.
22. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.
23. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
24. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.
25. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.
26. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?
27. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.
28. Let me tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.
29. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.
30. Shall we exchange gifts together? All right. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.
3 1. Shall we learn to swim together and fall in love?
32. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.
33. I'm listening to your song, single cycle. I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.
34. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?
35. I have gained a lot of weight recently. Probably because I have you in my heart.
Q&A love story routine
1. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.
2. Being tired of eating watermelon in summer is like being tired of living without you but not waiting for you.
After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.
Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !
5. Only when you eat the whole family bucket with me can we be considered as a family.
I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me.
7. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.
8. Maybe everything has a deadline, such as yesterday's you, such as love words that haven't been sent yet.
9. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.
10. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
1 1. If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.
12. Pretend that this gust of wind blows over you, close your eyes, reach out and pretend that you are hugging and thinking of you. It is clearest when you are alone.
13. You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.
14. Will you shut up? I didn't say anything. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?
15. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.
16. I want to be your shoes, because I want to accompany you through every step of life.
17. I will never like people like you. ? I only love you.
18. I've gained weight recently. It's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.
19. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.
20. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.
2 1. This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, and you are my strong sugar.
22. Did an earthquake just happen? No, then why did I see you? My heart was shocked.
23. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.
24. It's much more interesting to read your chat records than your pay slips.
25. Do you know what quilt to cover in winter? The quilt should be a baby.
26. Do you know where the scenery of this place is? I don't know, I'm not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.
27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, why? Because of you, my heart is beating too hard.
28. The number 1 to 9. If I am 9, where are you 8? Why is it because I want to be by your side?
29. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.
Let me ask you a question. Which one is not related to you? Husband, wife is so smart.
3 1. I'll take you to drink a wine. Have you never had a drink? Our wedding banquet
There is only one thing I want from my boyfriend, and that must be you.
33. I think I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate
34. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.
35. Shall we go for a drink? What wine to drink? Our wedding reception.
36. I missed a necessity What is missing? you
37. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you.