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Poor and busy people: the poorer, the busier, and the busier, the poorer.

House slaves: People who live in houses become "slaves". At that moment, the dreams pursued by office workers have also come true.

Pinke: Talent is the integration of resources-free use of other people's means of transportation is understood as saving, happiness, communication and making friends; The only thing that doesn't need to fight for the house, carpool, network and card is to work hard.

Overwork model: a new growth point of mortality, never "work overtime" because there is no "off work" in the dictionary. They work more than 10 hours a day on average, with almost no rest days, insufficient sleep and irregular meals ... their work intensity may be worse than that of "model workers" A survey conducted by Beijing Normal University in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen shows that 70% of white-collar workers have become "overworked models".

Shoppers: get paid, get sick, get a girlfriend to bask in, and exchange privacy for the right to speak.

Jiangnan Zhang/Guo Mao Male: Sometimes called "Crystal Phoenix Elite Male". (interesting. Note: This title comes from an article entitled "Shanghai Life of Jiangnan Zhang's Lonely Elite" in Shanghai. Most of them gather in Zhangjiang High-tech Park in Shanghai, with scientific background and often live in seclusion. They work hard but are not good at expressing themselves, and they earn high salaries but don't spend; They have their own unique romance, but it is difficult to attract girls to like it; They have a high IQ, but their general ideas are simple. )

Otaku: the antonym of SOHO. SOHO works from home, they don't.

Double income without children: loneliness, not loneliness. No country's old people are such people.

Backpacker: the antonym of tour group members. What they want most is a place where there is no tour group.

Geek: People whose souls and lives are online. His parents gave him body hair, but he used it as a modem.

People in M-Zone: My site is my decision, but it has become a living advertisement of China Mobile.

Lohas: No plastic bags, no fur, no vegetarian food-the unhappiness of money worshippers is the basis of their happiness.

IPod people: regard Jobs as a lifestyle leader and think that wearing white headphones will isolate them from the world. Public service advertisements use them as their theme to tell everyone: cross the road carefully and turn off the iPod when crossing the road.

Taobao people: I firmly believe that Taobao can get everything in life, or everything in life-the online auction of Shaolin secrets, original underwear and tanks proves this.

Photographer: A camera is a human organ. They are the most heartless people-in case of a car accident or an earthquake, the first thing that comes to mind is to photograph them.

Fett: "Fett" is a mixture of English word "free" and German word "Arbeiter"-free to work, only part-time.

Benben clan: also known as Benben clan-rushing, running and unrestrained. They think they are running towards life, while others think they are just running.

Blind date: someone who lives in an office but is eager to marry the person in the office next door. They have a blind date three times a week, and the dating time is controlled at eight minutes. They pay attention to the principle of successful marriage-they pursue the process, not the result.

Wiki: The name comes from the Hawaiian word "weekeeweekee", which means "hurry up". They worship co-creation, such as writing dictionaries. As for the reliability of "Hurry Up" dictionary, people have different opinions.

Individuals: Hire private doctors, private lawyers, private nannies and private financial advisers-the private services they need can expand domestic demand, which is the key to prevent the social unemployment rate from falling.

Moonlight clan: the spokesman of carpe diem, the conspiracy created by consumerism and credit card salesmen. It is worse than the moonlight clan who spends all their salary in a month, and is called the starlight clan and the sunshine clan.

Self-employed: family and company (work) are integrated, and the industrial and commercial departments and tax bureaus need to focus on monitoring.

Witkey: "I help everyone, everyone helps me", selling personal wisdom, knowledge, professional expertise and creativity online. It is said that it used to be a human flesh search engine.

Exchange guests: I like to exchange things-everything from the right to use the house during the Beijing Olympic Games to "ancient prose". The internet is their flea market, and only those who need "villa pins" take to the streets.

Trapped people: people who buy stocks freely with their lives, and people who chase after new stocks (people who love to buy new stocks) may be their predecessors.

Nite: Nothing can sum up their life without further education, employment, further education and employment consultation.

Native people: Superstition about academic certificates, skill certificates, grade certificates and other certificates makes them slaves of knowledge, not masters.

Cowan: Their prosperity is related to the prosperity of bureaucrats. Civil servants are golden rice bowls. They want to eat this bowl of rice.

Crying family: people who have nowhere to vent their pressure or feel indifferent, and hold a group on Saturday, crying their eyes out by watching soap operas or reciting poems.

Nuo Nuo clan: Their existence is a double negation of petty bourgeoisie life-saying no to hypocrisy, saying no to affectation, saying no to following the trend, and saying no to a brand with a thousand people.

Wanderer: The time when I untied my tie and walked out of the office was spent racing. It's a dream to be a racing master, but it's not enough just to watch "Initial D".

LOMO people: On the surface, they just chose a different LOMO camera to shoot themselves, but in fact they chose a different perspective to live.

Migratory birds: take buses, subways and private cars for dozens of kilometers from the suburbs to the city center during the day, and then go back at night with a tired face.

Flea people: Job-hopping is common, and work experience is like a sonnet. Always looking for better opportunities, but good opportunities are usually not liked.

Strawberry family: people who collapse under pressure. Like a strawberry, it is flat when pressed, and its close relative is "Persimmon".

Pseudo-race: the antonym of talent, the initiator of boasting topic at dinner table. I think I am proficient in movies, baseball and even space technology, but I don't know how to pretend to understand.

Eggshell family: anime super fans. I am more infatuated with Superman than ordinary people. A person whose childhood has been extended indefinitely.

Intellectuals: Not necessarily intellectuals, but they know everything. Relations with the media are * * *-Western opinion leaders and China intellectuals.

Person of the year: professional aristocrat, an important factor in obtaining commercial sponsorship for the event. It needs to be explored and baptized by the media, research companies and commercial brands, and often attends different award ceremonies at the end of the year and the beginning of the year.

Bao Shao Team: The mantra is "I don't want to buy this thing, I just want to buy the mood that I want to buy this thing".

Family of 99: pathetic perfectionists-never satisfied with having more, working hard just to get extra "1" after 99.

Act young nationality: over 30 years old, likes to wear tender clothes, sports shoes and nightclubs. I thought I was young, so I really became a young man.

Cheap guest: treat meanness as a way to entertain yourself and others. The role model is Sister Furong, and the enemy is hypocritical social morality.

Owner: victims of oil and energy crisis, urban traffic congestion and expensive parking lots. Private cars in the parking lot are available from Monday to Friday, and you can only go to the suburbs on Saturday.

Married people: I think marriage is a part of career planning, and one of the ways to graduate from college is to get married-the stability of the other person's job and income is the standard before falling in love.

Brain-disabled people: the lifestyle is called non-mainstream, the writing style is called brain-disabled people, and the main group is called post-90 s (network view)-the feature is that you never seem to have a brain or a brain, but you let him talk.

Slow-paced people: opponents of fast-paced life. You may quit your job for no reason, suddenly live in seclusion, refuse to surf the Internet or travel for a long time. Life is slow, but your ideas are one step ahead.

Blog: The original explanation is simple, blogger. Later, the news that professional blogs died of overwork appeared in newspapers. These blogs are divided into celebrities and grassroots, commercial and non-commercial, professional and non-professional, which indicates that they have officially become a alienated group.

Anti-fans: anti-Zhang Ziyi, anti-Jing M.Guo, anti-CNN, anti-SUV-whatever you say, he opposes it.

Super Girl/Fast Man: The success of the draft era is the evidence that everyone is famous for five minutes-a fast man with desire, not a pure boy or girl.

Fuck a woman: a woman who is "as dry as mushrooms and scallops". Life is informal, go straight home from work, stay away from love, and the mantra is "it's the easiest"-make up neatly in the office, but go home wearing a sportswear with holes.

Hax: People who are obsessed with certain things, including Hahan, Hari, Hakat, Haha (Hari? Potter) ... Ha comes from the Manchu language "Hadaba", which means flattery. Yeah, that's what they did.

Snail Family: the Best Adaptor to Social Pressure. It is characterized by hard work and play-stress resistance on working days, high salary, freedom on rest days and play.

Invisible marriage family: people who really know how to socialize in the office-hiding the fact of being married, holding night meetings and falling in love with colleagues; Anyway, I won't be friends with my colleagues or get married.

Spicy luxury family: luxury goods are necessities of life-the love for famous brands is spicy, overtime is sour, eating instant noodles to save money is bitter, and buying limited edition LV bags is sweet.

Cool pickpocket: What I have saved is not money, but a simpler life-no fighting, no shopping, no eating out, no leftovers, insisting on doing housework by myself, and remembering to climb the stairs at work.