The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks during the day.
If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.
I'd rather have China without virgins than Japanese virgins.
What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.
Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
This man is dead and has something to burn.
Summon up courage to bow your head, lower your spirits and raise your head.
Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.
The perfect figure, in the eyes of people who don't love her, is also a kind of teasing material.
Accumulate over time, which may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.
Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.
How can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.
Businessmen don't hate their country, prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.
Women are not sexy, they must be emotional; If not, she must be rational. If there is no reason, you must have self-knowledge. If there is no such thing, she will only have misfortune.
Do you know the difference between "like" and "love"? People who like flowers will pick flowers, and people who love flowers will water them. I am willing to be the one who has been watering you.
When you were born, you were crying and people around you were laughing. When you died, you were laughing and everyone around you was crying! Everything is reincarnation! ! ! ! We are all in samsara! ! ! !
Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.
Butterflies count not months, but moments. Butterflies have enough time.
Women are not sexy, they must be emotional; If not, she must be rational. If there is no reason, you must have self-knowledge. If she doesn't even have this, she will only have misfortune.
Love is like tug of war. If one person lets go, another person will get hurt.
When the pain comes, don't always ask "why me?" Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.
Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.
There is no if in life, but there are many buts; You can't regret life, but you can turn back.
Love and pain will disappear in the years.
Please absorb the sun when it comes out. Please release the sunshine when the smog appears.
Wild animals can hide in caves when they are injured, and then lick the wounds and persist, but once asked, they can't stand it.
Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
Stand up, it's close to the sky.
Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
I've always wanted to know how long life is and how far it is forever.
Many times we are like two suffixes, deliberately hurting each other with thorns on our bodies, knowing that we will be very painful.
Because you are unhappy, you should smile.
One day, you told me that you were going to travel far away. At that moment, I felt that my world had become a desert. I know this will be my yearning.
When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours.
When two people fall in love, they don't make each other everything to you, but make each other an inseparable part of you.
We are all children who are not sensible. If we love too much, it will only hurt more.
In love, the more you want, the more you lose.
Some people in life have some things that are doomed to have an insurmountable distance from the beginning.
The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is betrayal.
Sweet talk, talk to your left ear.
The taste of love is very complicated, and it is definitely worth a try. Get drunk three times. After three times, few people dared to drink.
I know that no matter where I go, you will stay with me. Cry with me, laugh with me, wait with me, blossom with me.
When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.
Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!
Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but I put them in a pot to stew soup. ...
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
Stand higher and pee farther.
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
Life is so fucking interesting, because life is always fucking playing with me!
I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!
I really want to call your grandfather myself: Dad!
Life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!
Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, my tutor is ruthless and I have feelings. ..
Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.
The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
I feel cold because I have been warm.
There will never be a white lie, because the essence of a lie is deception.
No one loves you more than yourself ~ don't hurt yourself for other reasons ~ it's true to be good to yourself ~
I will be lonely when I miss you alone.
A cloudless sky is still a sky, and a cloudless cloud is no longer a cloud.
I decorated her life. Who will decorate mine?
People can't decide who they will be moved by, but at least they can decide whether to give up …
Love to love to go but three words, not together, but sorry.
I really like the way you left. I have no nostalgia.
Smoking is harmful to health, but when all the helplessness happens to you. You will find that if you don't smoke, you will die.
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!
When you give up life, life will give up on you!
Everyone is a passer-by in your life, but the length of stay is different.
If you can't control my heart, don't call me a playboy ~
Life has no end. The so-called end may just be the beginning of another life.
The most painful thing in the world is not that you can't go home, but that the person standing at the door forgot to open the door for you.
Ambiguity is a roaring hype.
Give me a fulcrum and I can tilt the earth.
Happiness will never make people grow up. What makes people grow up is pain and loneliness.
Love can be said casually, but it can't be done casually.
There are many things in the world that only I know, because that is my business.
People either go bad in debauchery or pervert in silence.
Life is like a circular runway. When you think you have finally crossed the finish line, you have just passed the starting point.
My life is a straight line, turning to meet you.
The eternity of diamonds is based on the love of two people!
Some people are destined to wait, and some people are destined to wait for others.
I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.
What is the dependence on the waistband being untied from the trousers?
Laugh often, laugh anyway.
Love is a psychotropic drug, you can only continue, but don't try to quit.
The so-called time can dilute everything, but it is only time that devours your memory.
If nobody is really cute enough, you might as well love yourself.
The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
Don't take off her underwear until you put on her wedding dress!
Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, can't pop up my sadness-no matter how awesome B's sadness is, it's not as good as my pocket!
Money is not the problem, the problem is no money ~ ~ ~
Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.
Men help women buy clothes because they don't want her to put them on. He wants to take it off himself.
The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
Study hard and want to go to school every day!
It is better to spend money in the month than in the day.
Nu Wa shoots every day.
Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my brother, I will strip his clothes!
God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
I have lost my appetite when I see you. What about sexual desire?
No one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend to be TM!
Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
Rogues are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...
Yuanyang played with water, and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
People do not waste their youth!
I'm drunk and nobody listens, so just hold the wall!
I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.
There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
How creative and brave you are to live!
Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!
In fact, I am a genius, just jealous of talents!
From heaven to hell, I pass by!
I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, but only wind energy accompanies me!
If the sky is sentient, it will be old, and if people are sentient, they will die early!
I wasted time, and time wasted me.
Peacock tried to turn on the screen, but his ass was exposed!
It's all water. Why is it filled with alcohol? They are all perverts, so why pretend to be sheep!
When I was a child, the teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard, which puzzled me. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror, and suddenly, I understood.
There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
Women get married to survive, and the essence is no different, just the relationship between wholesale and retail.
Self-protection knows martial arts, and no one can stop it Rogues have culture and are not afraid of anything. Rogues have political skills and the court can't stop them. Scholars know martial arts, and hooligans can't stop them.
For the enemy, we must fight from the battlefield to the cemetery; For a woman, put her on the bed from the road; For your family, put his mouth in your heart!
Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Promising people pay bank interest, while losers charge bank interest.
If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him.
If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.
Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.
Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!
Everyone has potential, but it is easy to be covered up by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.
True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and howling.
Regret is an emotion that enervates the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake. So don't regret.
At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.
Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!
Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.
People, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and want to die, but also in bed.
Doing nothing without doing it, doing nothing without doing it.
There are always some things in life, such as the tighter you hold the spun yarn in your hand, the more you want to keep it, and suddenly you open it and lose it.
The trace left by the palm of your hand is so bleak.
Memory is like water in your palm. No matter whether you hold it tightly or spread it out, the water flows clean bit by bit.
Joy, like stereo, should be enjoyed; Loneliness is like headphones, you can only enjoy it yourself.
Heavy is the chip of life, and pain is the price of maturity.
Saying goodbye is to continue eternal glory.
Life is boring. It's just that there are more boring people. Very interesting!
Enhance environmental awareness, improve national quality, save water, and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
Don't be poor, and don't be naive enough not to be hit!
The wind blew ten feet, and now the shoes are wet!
Don't waste new tears for old wounds!
The so-called time can dilute everything, but it is only time that devours your memory.
If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!