1. She looks quite fat, but even after taking off her clothes, she is still quite fat!

2. Sleeping means you have to get up tomorrow~~! !

3. Don’t test people, people cannot stand the test

4. I know astronomy from the top, geography from the bottom, but I don’t understand English.

5. Children who live in fairy tales will die in fairy tales

6. A soldier who does not want to be a soldier is not a good soldier

7. Who does not want to be an abbot The priest is not a good priest!

8. If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again!

9. In 20xx, as a post-80s generation, I still have a playful and smiling face!

10. Life is like shit. Even though you have worked very hard, what comes out is still shit.

11. Only unattractive women say that men are philandering, while only incompetent men say that women are realistic ~ money is the basis for controlling everything

12. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a young master of a landlord’s family. , thousands of hectares of fertile land, ignorant of knowledge and skills all day long, leading a group of dogs and slaves to the streets to tease good families!

13. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

14. Girls are valuable, and young women are more expensive. If there is a rich woman, both Can be thrown away.

15. I swear I will never swear again!

16. I am short of money, lack of women, and lack of heart, but I am not f*cking immoral!

17. Stand tall and pee far

18. Cherish drugs and stay away from life.

19. Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad luck.

20. Does true love still exist? Of course, there are many of them in TV dramas

21. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly

22. You are stupid because you are too smart!

23. Start from the heart

24. Legally speaking: a sexual relationship based on money is prostitution. I send you a text message and we have a "letter" Although the relationship is only a dime, I can still count as having prostituted you in my life!

25. Even though I lied to you, you have to believe me!

26. Women’s tears are the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

27. Haha,,,, living is the last word.

28. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs looking at a brothel

29. In public situations, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private I Often humiliating gentleness

30. There are two types of men: one is lustful and the other is very lustful; there are two types of women: one pretends to be pure and the other pretends to be impure

31 . There is something special about ugly people, that is, they are particularly ugly. The best among men.

31. I am very tired today and I just want to say four sentences, including what I said before and what I will say next.

32. Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After finishing it, I realized that I didn’t understand anything.

33. It is better to spend money to live in the future than to spend money to live in the future

34. Ugly people are also human beings, because you are ugly, so you are also a human being

35. Busy ---Business with your heart will lead to death if you lose your heart...

36. Hatred is like fire, hating others but burning yourself

37. A good horse never turns back to eat grass. Because when I turned back there was no grass left.

38. Live, one day your life will burn out, your body will return to the earth, and flowers and plants will bloom. The soul turns into memories and lives forever in people's hearts.

Everything in the world is endless and cyclical, and so is human life. Very realistic non-mainstream classic quotations

1. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent?

2. Distance does not produce beauty, but mistress.

3. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

4. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

5. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

6. Hey, may I ask, is your coffin a flip-top or a sliding-top?

7. 2B is not just a pencil, but also you.

8. Smiling is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

9. I should have been heartless a long time ago, so there is no need to be heartless now.

10. Now that I think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mess around with.

11. When happiness knocks on the door, I may not be at home.

12. In the colorful world, I am too serious.

13. I don’t have so many emotions, I just want to have someone to accompany me.

14. When people are sad, no matter how happy the music is, they will not stop crying.

15. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you did and found someone to wait with you.

16. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

17. Don’t be so nice to me that I can’t tell whether it’s love or friendship.

18. I have loved you for a long time! I've been waiting for you for a long time! (Classic Quotes) Now, I have to leave you, longer than a long, long time.

19. For women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill.

20. The higher the QQ online rate, the more lonely the person is.

21. Being humiliated - it is better to stand up than to fall out, and it is better to live up to expectations than to be angry.

22. Face objections—listen and think.

23. Making mistakes - it is not surprising to be young and frivolous, but it is a true hero who knows his mistakes and can correct them.

24. Troubled things - don’t talk about what’s on your mind casually.

25. Rumors - cannot be ignored, nor can they be entangled.

26. Don’t care too much about other people’s faces, just do what you should do.

27. Sitting on the bench - a person must be able to take things and put them down.

28. Windfall - A gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way.

29. Entering the wrong profession - Men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.

30. Make friends - you can have "a lot" of friends but don't have "too many".

31. Hatred - when is it time to retaliate against each other? It is a gentleman not to retaliate against others.

32. When others make mistakes - forgive yourself with a heart that forgives others, and forgive others with a heart that forgives yourself.

33. Suffering—Suffering sometimes means taking advantage.

34. Repaying kindness with kindness is the best investment in favor.

35. People are under the eaves - bow your head when you should.

36. The crossroads of life - I go my own way without any regrets.

37. Ask for help - be good at borrowing the strength of others, and ask for help when it is time to ask for help.

38. Ridicule - use it as an opportunity to recognize shortcomings and correct them.

39. Frustrated - watching the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, looking at the clouds rolling in the sky.

40. In the face of other people's frustrations - never talk about your own satisfaction.

41. Frustration - only a life of ups and downs can create great achievements.

42. Being looked down upon - prove yourself with actions rather than words.

43. Encountering injustice - adapt to what you must adapt to, and change what can be changed.

44. Unappreciated talents - work hard to polish yourself, and gold will always shine.

45. Affair - an unbearable weight in life and an unbearable pain in marriage.

46. Breaking up - it’s easy to get together but also easy to break up.

47. Notarization of property before marriage—what is love used to measure?

48. Trial marriage - try it out carefully.

49. Husbands and wives quarrel - quarreling is nerve-wracking, there is no need to argue about whether you lose or I win.

50. Jealousy - the most powerful "poison" that can ruin love and happiness.

51. Leave things to acquaintances - most friends are quick-skilled.

52 . Being rejected when applying for a job - start from a low position and prove yourself with your abilities

53. Ask for a salary increase - ask yourself if you have enough confidence

54. Change jobs - " "Jump" or "Don't jump", think twice before you act.

55. Discover other people's privacy - treat other people's private affairs as passing smoke.

56. Argue with others - get away with it A moment of quick talk does not count as a win.

57. If there is a small conflict - let the three-pointer calm down and take a step back to gain a clearer future.

58. If you are misunderstood - you will feel at ease and the world will be yours. Be generous.

59. Reject others - be brave enough to say "no" and say "no" when it's time to say "no".

60. Be careful when encountering villains. Keep a moderate distance.

61. Fight for fame and fortune - don't let fame and fortune blind you.

62. Don't eat what you have learned - a good "horse" should eat what you have learned. , A man who can bend and stretch.

63. Learn to smooth things over and calm people down.

64. If you speak to offend others, control your mouth.

65. . Criticize others - be tactful, subtle, and clever.

66. Don't slap people in the face, and don't expose others when you expose others.

67. "Change the face" - - It is a skill and a necessity.

68. Business competition - don’t take all the benefits, but share a share of others.

69. Face what you hate. People - Learn to get along with people you don't like.

70. Complaints - People who talk about dissatisfaction are most likely to suffer. Internet funny non-mainstream classic quotes.

3. I was quite mean when I was young, and I am quite young now.

4. Your acting is so real, how can I believe it?

5. Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

6. There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one who is not jealous.

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7. Some people have a strong aura that makes people want to be strangers to them for the rest of their lives.

8. The bad news is that eating hot pepper and egg rice will give you a bad taste. The good news is that it's not curly. 9. We're moving so fast that our souls can't keep up. 10. You can see me typing on the screen. words, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

11. When I lack fighting spirit in life, I really want a love rival to appear out of nowhere to show off.

12. As a thin person who once fully understood how to eat without getting fat, now I finally fully understand the feeling of getting fat as soon as I eat.

13. I am a perfectionist and will not clean the room until it is thoroughly dirty.

14. If I hadn’t persuaded myself, I would have fallen out with the world a long time ago.

15. I can’t see clearly when my voice is hoarse, so could you please speak louder if I am affected?

16. Don’t think that I am a cynical little ruffian. In fact, I am a deep and affectionate liar.

17. I have a habit of putting a dagger on the bedside table before going to bed, just in case someone comes in in the middle of the night and can’t find the knife to stab me.

18. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card

19. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

20. You are all the flowers of the motherland. I will pinch every one I see.

21. Look at you! Looking at the back can scare thousands of troops, and turning around can scare away millions of lions.

22. Your husband has gone to bed elsewhere and you are forced to get out of bed.

23. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

24. A woman who pretends to be better than that is called capital, and a man who pretends to be better than that is called perversion

25. The biggest drawback in life: beauties are old and heroes are bald.

26. You keep your secrets, but I keep you. My love.

27. There are no free pies in the sky, but there are free bricks.

28. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

29. My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to chop the wires.

30. I even believed the advertisements. You must be stupid by reading!

31. I think you can explain those deep feelings clearly.

32. Human life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart. The funniest non-mainstream classic quotes

1. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.

2. No matter how old the human beings are, they are all young when it comes to money.

3. Go offline on time at midnight, otherwise the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

4. Others are pretending to be serious, so I can only pretend to be unserious.

5. If you don’t fall asleep in class, get drunk at the wine table.

6. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

8. Driving is easy, I'm just afraid of new people

9. Guests, please respect yourself, my little girl only sells herself, not her art.

10. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

11. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

12. When birds are big, they can be found in any forest.

13. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

14. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

15. Successful women are not afraid of embarrassment.

16. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

17. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

18. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

19. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

20. Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

21. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think that they should be a princess when they meet me?

22. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

23. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

24. According to pig’s aesthetics, I can basically be regarded as a handsome guy.

25. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is extraordinary.

26. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

27. The garden is filled with spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

28. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific!