Part 1 of a funny copywriting comment on a person’s narcissism

1. I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money, eat and drink, and live a lascivious life in a comfortable and relaxed way.

2. That day I said it was best to break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said we would still be friends from now on.

3. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

4. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. It’s your own problem if you like me.

5. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

6. The further away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help but ask myself, is it happiness or the process towards happiness that I hope for?

7. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good~! ! !

8. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all kinds of rivers.

9. The day I am no longer here, China will feel like it is lost. The soul. This view is not good.

10. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

11. The party needs me to be handsome, can I not be handsome?

12. How will you live if I die?

13. I am so cute even at my age, but I am such a sinner!

14. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO Handsome Boy System Certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

15. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

16. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

17. I want to be a vegetative person who doesn’t feel any pain or itching, doesn’t listen, doesn’t ask, doesn’t speak, isn’t pretentious, and doesn’t abuse myself.

18. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

19. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just handsome and low-key!

20. Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?

21. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. The weather is nice today, it is a good time to go out and release. Good day to be handsome.

22. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

24. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

25. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again. Part 2 of a funny copywriting comment on a person's narcissism

26. I just miss you suddenly, can't help it, and feel painful.

27. Suddenly I discovered that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

28. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

29. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

30. Life is a book. A fool reads it casually, but a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it.

31. You don’t understand my silence, and How could you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

32. Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, a wise man reads it carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? ? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

33. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

34. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

35. Before you get close to me, you have to think clearly, I am nothing but handsome.

36. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.

37. There are so many people coming, I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

38. Promise me not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

39. Someone actually complimented me on my handsomeness just now, so I suggest you go and see my friends. After you see them, you will find that I am even more handsome than before.

40. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.

41. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is charming, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

42. The day I am no longer here, the world will seem to have lost its soul.

43. One time I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run away if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, in addition to screaming, There was no pursuit. I looked back carefully and saw that they were all fainted on the beach...

44. Don’t do everything you can, don’t spend everything, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t say everything known.

45. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, so I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn’t this a waste of words!

46. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

47. You said that my appearance was fake and that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate the money you said was fake, but I can’t tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.

48. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning ten thousand dollars.

49. Pick up the mirror, look at it, and say: Hey, you still look beautiful whether you look at it or not. The mirror exploded. Copywriting that expresses a person’s narcissism (general 47 sentences)

Copywriting that expresses a person’s narcissism Part 1

1. Don’t be a bad person, it’s a waste of your time. Sneaky eyes.

2. Pick up the mirror, look at it, and say: Hey, you still look beautiful regardless of whether you look at it or not. The mirror exploded.

3. You said that my appearance was fake, and the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate that the money you said is fake, but I can’t tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.

4. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

5. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

6. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not.

7. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good~! ! !

8. A certain man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported it to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded him the Most Handsome Medal!

9. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

10. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

11. When a woman no longer urges you to go home late at night, she has been disappointed in you.

12. You ignore me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

13. We drifted all the way, leaving only tire tracks...

14. Children's words are unbridled, what comes out of the mouth is a statement without thinking, and what is outlined is full of loopholes but the end Emotional self, super narcissistic sentence. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue.

15. I can’t even think about it, how could I have such a blessing!

16. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

17. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

18. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

19. Don’t do everything you can, don’t spend everything you have, don’t believe everything you hear, don’t tell everything you know.

20. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you.

21. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand me? sad. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

22. I really don’t know what else in the world I can trust that can tell the truth from the false.

23. How can the handsomeness that penetrates into the bone marrow not turn you into a pervert.

24. From now on, I will continue to be the kid who loves to laugh, but I will laugh a little lonely. Part 2 of the copywriting that expresses a person's narcissism

25. The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to die heroically for his unhandiness. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to die for his handsomeness. And live humbly. Therefore, I still live strong for my handsomeness.

26. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

27. Life is a book. A fool reads it casually, but a wise man reads it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has one chance to read.

28. Walk along the red line and stop for one stop. It is red, and not a single leaf among the thousands of flowers touches me. If nothing unexpected happens, I believe that you will be conquered by the charm of my personality within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter will immediately arise in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of love letters from beautiful women, and there is no space for you anymore.

29. Admit it, you still love me.

30. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.

31. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

32. A very handsome boy just stood in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

33. The second time I walked to the street, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I remembered the last lesson, nodded and said: "I am handsome." ." They beat me together again, scolding me for being so immodest.

34. A girl who met me once said to me: "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall with you how handsome you were; if there are only three minutes left in the world, If so, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times - you are so handsome.

35. .Every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

36. I am like this, destined to be different from you, thank you for not appreciating it, my style is. Limited edition.

37. Young people, you must study hard and don’t rely on a beautiful face to eat and drink like me.

38. Narcissism. Sentence: If being handsome can feed one person! I think I can feed the whole world!

39. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one will read it.

40. It’s not me who stays up late, it’s the night that needs my bright star.

41. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can they dare not be handsome.

42. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting better and better looking.

43. He is a pretty good person. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings!

44. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul. This view is not good.

45. Why? Why haven’t I seen anyone handsomer than me yet?

46. Even the questions in my exam came out like this: Question: Put on the most handsome look. Answer: It’s no longer useful. It’s gone now. Question: Put on the ugliest look. Come out and answer: There is no use for it. No matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.

47. That day I said it was best to break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and held my hand, saying that we would still be friends from now on. One person’s classic stories: one person’s nightclub, one person’s carnival, one person’s drunkenness, one person’s life Why not try to live alone in just a few decades?

2. It took me five years to grow from a girl to a man. One person’s nightclub, one person’s carnival, one person’s drunkenness, and one person’s sleep. I wish I had a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I discovered that the only one who can truly embrace it is myself.

3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some levels can only be passed by one person. Some roads can only be walked alone.

4. A proud person will always destroy himself in pride.

5. Don’t try to impress someone who doesn’t love you with persistence.

6. Maybe a person will be afraid of falling in love after a long time, afraid that that person will change him too much, afraid that he will be too affected by him, afraid that it will be too troublesome for two people to be together.

7. Only dreams can make you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your uneasiness.

8. You dare not touch the wound that is too painful; you dare not comfort the sadness that is too deep; sometimes you dare not look at the cruelty that is too cruel.

9. There are people who like loneliness, but they just don’t like disappointment.

10. It’s good to be alone, without worries, wandering all over the world.

11. Once you have identified a road, don’t ask how long it will take.

12. I think love can fill up the regrets in life. However, it creates more regrets. But it is love.

13. Instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire you, it is better to have the courage to embarrass yourself once.

14. Once a person is intoxicated with his own weakness, he will continue to be weak, and he will fall on the street, fall on the ground, or fall lower than the ground under the eyes of everyone.

15. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. No matter how much you love, one day you will have to leave. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there will be a day when you wake up. One person is holding an umbrella, one person is wiping tears, and one person is so tired

When we are in pain, it is when we grow; this is a path that must be taken, and we cannot avoid it

With you The place is extraordinarily fresh, and the corners of my mouth will raise when I think of you

From now on, don’t indulge in fantasies, don’t bother yourself, work hard, live well, and be a person close to happiness.

Will you, even if you risk your life, will not throw me away?

Take away nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints. .

I care about you, but in a different way

One person’s departure must be because of another person’s intervention.

There are some things that we cannot understand when we are young, and when we understand, we are no longer young. . .

The most unconcealable thing in the world is the look in your eyes when you don’t love someone

It’s not that you don’t want to play computer games in the morning, because it’s already noon as soon as you wake up

The three words in this world that are most likely to make people cry are ------ "Don't cry".

The unspeakable pain cannot be seen in the light.

I will not become pitiful in order to save you.

Going online is to kill loneliness; being invisible is to avoid disappointment.

The network cable is cold and the screen cannot speak, but the warmth is real.

A person should accompany himself, care about himself, and cry with himself. . . . . .

A true friend understands what you say and even more understands your silence.

Everyone has a sadness that they want to hide, but it grows.

One person holds an umbrella, one person wipes tears, one person is so tired

In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often in the eyes of others.

Because I know that in your world, I will never have "access".

The dead are often missed, and the living are often forgotten.

If you like someone, you don’t have to be a lover. Sometimes, being friends is enough.

Many times, you don’t say it, and I don’t say it either, just like that, it changes as you say it, just think about it and forget it.

Instead of finding a partner, it is better to find a good deskmate

It’s not that I have no temper, I just don’t lose my temper easily.

I tell you seriously: We are not suitable together, it is really, really, really inappropriate - Homework

You obviously only deleted one group but you left an empty group

The saddest thing: when you open your wallet, the big leader is gone, but the people of all ethnic groups are still there

I don’t smile, not because I am too lazy to smile. But I don’t know how to laugh, what to laugh for, and for whom to laugh.

A person will meet two people in his life, one will amaze the time, and the other will make the years gentle.

Trust is like a piece of paper, it is wrinkled and cannot be restored to its original shape no matter how hard you try to smooth it out.

Because there is a reason, so there is a why. Now that it has become a thing, why bother to say it anymore.

How many "I love you" are betrayed by one sentence of "I'm sorry".

Best friends, we should laugh together, go crazy together, make trouble together, and be so hot together

Do you believe there is someone who will read every status of yours seriously, including the ones below? Every reply but without saying a word

On Qingming Festival, I should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there

Maybe I am just a passerby in your life, But you won't meet the second me.

I love you, it is never an understatement.

Why belittle yourself and perfunctory others.

There will always be a moment when you will think that you are so powerful that you don’t need anything.

Many things are like this. If you think it's worth it, then it's worth it.