1. Live the life of Bajie, but want the figure of Wukong.

2. The person I want to marry is not a prince, but someone who treats me as a princess.

3. I check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long I can sleep.

4. There is a kind of meanness, which is to heal the scars and forget the pain.

5. When sending your girlfriend home, you will always be on your way.

6. The so-called sleepers can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, and hibernation.

7. I asked: Is my avatar awesome? He answered: It looks very much like...

8. My love for you will last until the finale of Xinwen Network...

9. Don’t doubt someone’s past based on their past nature.

10. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with each other.

11. One infidelity lasts a lifetime. Whoever disappoints me will be despaired of.

12. Confession or being confessed is not terrible. What is terrible is that the ending is not falling in love, but losing one friend.

13. If you don’t test the water, you won’t know its depth. If you don’t interact with people, how will you know what is good or bad?

14. Next to every alarm clock, there is a lazy person who doesn’t want to get up.

15. You are so bad in the exam! Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.

16. I have no ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I am just a girl.

17. Ever since I bought insurance, I have been able to cross the road casually.

18. A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me. Who decided that 60 points was a passing grade?

19. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry.

20. Men’s hands are not used to hit women, they are used to fight the world.

21. Do you know that sometimes your casual words can affect my mood for the day?

22. The little flower seller pulled me: Brother, buy some flowers quickly. You will know at a glance that you are a playboy.

23. They said that the Internet is fake, and I laughed, as if they were talking about reality.

24. You don’t have a medical qualification certificate, so why do you think I’m crazy?

25. We agreed to use scissors together, but one produced rock and the other produced paper. Who hurt whom?

26. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

27. A news report said that iph0ne4 stopped the bullet fired by the robber and saved his owner's life. Someone replied: If it were our Nokia, the bullet would have been reflected back and killed the robber.

28. Yesterday I participated in a pigeon releasing competition among my friends, but I ended up going alone.

29. The so-called brothers are those who don’t meet each other until they get rich, but reunite after suffering.

30. From today on, I will work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM by the end of the year! QQ Funny Signature Network recommends 85 funny signatures

1. Why does the heart hurt? Because you have heart disease.

2. You have the nerve to lie to me, but I don’t believe it.

3. What age are we in, and I don’t have any sense of being a gangster at all?

4. I’m about to graduate. Those people who have a crush on me, how can they be so calm? ?

5. Did I fucking kill people or set fire to make you dislike me so much.

6. It’s not that no one is chasing you, it’s just that there’s no suitable one; it’s not that you have high vision, it’s just that you don’t have the feeling.

7. If life is just like the first time we met, there is no need to be sentimental about separation.

After saying goodbye, we may never see each other again

8. Don’t move! The left side of your brain is full of water, and the right side of your brain is full of flour. If you don’t move, it’s all mud.

9. From childhood to adulthood, the only thing that has not changed is the heart that does not like reading.

10. I feel relieved knowing that you are not doing well.

11. Don’t smile at your phone at home. Your parents will think you are in love.

12. Fahai should not use the tower to suppress Bai Suzhen, he should suppress Gong Linna.

13. When I lose weight, you must come, because I will lose your appetite when I see you

14. Fahai, please collect our winter vacation homework.

15. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

16. Don’t say you have nothing anymore. Aren’t you sick?

17. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

18. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore and we all drowned.

19. Bajie said: Smiling is just an expression, it has nothing to do with whether the senior brother is a monkey or not

20. Come, I will hold your hand, otherwise you will get lost again in a while. .

21. I always lower my head in class. The teacher asked me why I lower my head. I answered calmly: I bow my head and miss my hometown

22. I live at the end of the alley and she lives at the end of the alley. We play together day and night and drink tap water

23. Every night I want to sleep but can't, and I can't get up when I think about it in the morning. We have to endure two painful things every day

24. Three good students. Our Goals Our Efforts: Eat well, have fun and sleep well.

25. People are afraid of being famous, but pigs are afraid of getting strong. Dead pigs are not afraid of being scalded in boiling water.

26. Don’t laugh at me because I have no taste, because you say it’s tasteless because you have no taste.

27. Don’t mess with me, otherwise I will slap your 25-year-old face with my 38-year-old shoes!

28. I found that my heart is so broad and can accommodate many of them.

29. Life is indeed colorful, but it turns black when I mix it together.

30. You live in a colorful world, so you can have three wives and four concubines

31. Why doesn’t the country use your face to research imitation bulletproof vests?

32. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will definitely turn around and leave

33. Others like to travel, we like to sleepwalk

34 , It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I’ll become a dog and ignore you.

35. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is for the dead.

36. Children would be happy if homework could be copied and pasted.

37. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always laugh.

38. If you were a flower, the cow would not dare to poop in the future.

39. I hope to see the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime

40. Don’t say you have nothing in the future. Aren’t you sick?

41. The so-called best friend who is like a pig is buying a pair of shoes with the same foot.

42. A small report card can arouse the anger of many families. Great war.

43. I cried to death, but you floated up, and my tears drowned you.

44. Mom said: There is a power outage. Light the candles and watch TV.

45. If I die one day, I will definitely say that I am not afraid of ghosts anymore.

46. The laptop is a huge non-mobile power source for the mobile phone, enjoying itself while radiating

47. Damn it, did your head get caught in the door or hit by a UFO

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48. The lady’s beard grows so gracefully, she must be a lady!

49. It’s another year, have you ever realized that the only thing you earn is your age?

50. We are all foxes of thousands of years, what kind of fairy tales do you want to play for me?

51. Don’t say you don’t know what to do. If you don’t know, then what are you doing now?

52. Disgusting mother opens the door to disgusting people. It’s so disgusting.

53. It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris

54. Everyone has flaws, just like an apple bitten by God. Some people The defect is greater precisely because God particularly likes his fragrance.

55. Funny Personalized Signature Without you by my side, time would pass slower than the startup speed of my computer.

56. My biggest dream is to hope that one day, I will be walking on the road and a handsome guy will pick me up and take me home.

57. If you are bullying me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

58. My stupidity is invincible, and my madness is the best in the world. I am the best person in the world.

59. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. There are some people that I can’t let go of even if they kill me.

60. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

61. I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I’m afraid it won’t be that easy for you to take it away!

62. Oh, why don’t you catch the wind and wash away the dust? Why don’t you always set off firecrackers at the door to welcome you when you come out of the toilet next time?

63. Who in this world has nothing? It doesn't matter if you make a small mistake.

64. Those who are trapped in love are second-rate goods. The key is to find the key to the prison.

65. I am not a genius because I have never worn Que's diapers.

66. The story of the boy who cried wolf tells us that after being deceived twice, we must believe him the third time.

67. Don’t be a bad guy, it’s a waste of your sneaky eyes.

68. Mr. Sen, please take your hands away. You are really staining my clothes.

69. I’m so expensive, so you paid in installments, right?

70. Believe it or not, I slapped you against the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

71. Don’t call him stupid. The prerequisite for being stupid is that he has a brain. The question is, does he have it?

72. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person.

73. Is the so-called protein just stupid, idiotic and spiritual essence?

74. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes. Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will pull off the clothes.

75. Eat when you should, drink when you should, but don’t take it personally when something happens.

76. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I became blind.

77. Everything in life will change, only bitches remain bitches.

78. Your way of speaking is called bullshit in rhetoric

79. My broken heart is like dumpling stuffing

80. People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be panicked for a day~!

81. My friend said, Hey, you’re really good. It’s been a long time since I last saw you, and you’re as fat as two people.

82. When I weigh myself now, I even want to pluck out my eyebrows.

83. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, but I laugh at others for being so cold.

84. How long a mouse can live depends on the cat’s mood.

85. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

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1. Gold always shines, but when there are gold everywhere, I don’t know which one I am.

2. The more people I meet, the more I like animals.

3. We live in the gutter, but we still have the right to look up at the stars.

4. If I can’t die in her heart, then let her die in my hands

5. Put your heart of stone in my little cherry mouth

6. Ashes to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to Two Hundred and Five

7. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the character is wrong

8. For the sake of stupidity, I won’t say anything about you

9. I really want to call your grandpa daddy

10. Half of the world is laughing at the other person Half, in fact, the whole world is a fool

11. How many generations of climbing and struggle does it take to get from this world to that world?

12. As long as you look straight, you are not afraid of your eyes getting hot.

13. A gangster is a kind of temperament; an old gangster is a belief.

14. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? One of their hair is curly and the other is curly.

15. There is no perfect partner, only two people with 50 points!

16. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

17. Question: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? Answer: It depends on the time. Q: What is the most heart-pounding feature of a mobile phone? Answer: Vibration.

18. When dry firewood meets a strong fire, it is called a bright show; when wet firewood meets a small flame, it is called a dull show.

19. A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

20. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you will get older.

21. Luck is when opportunity happens to hit your hard work.

22. Reincarnate as a woman in the next life and marry a man like me

23. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after marriage, couples often I wonder what evil I have done in my previous life. I am really a man of ice and fire

24. I was willing to die for whomever I wanted to die at the beginning, but now I want to die for whomever I wanted to die

25. Now I The only feeling I have for you is no feeling. Published 40 of the most outrageous and funny signatures

Latest release of 40 of the most outrageous and funny signatures

1. Men always say one thing and do another. Bring a condom.

2. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

3. The salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week

4. Xiaosan, thank you for taking away a man who is not worthy of my love, Xiaosi, Thank you for avenging me.

5. It is difficult to be a woman these days. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish; if you are more traditional, people will say you are pretending.

6. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even used a beauty trick yet!

7. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

8. The living conditions of modern people: go to work today, sleep like yesterday, and spend money tomorrow.

9. I am stupid, I am happy. Me two, I'm healthy.

10. I love you! In your eyes, I become a hindrance to you.

11. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: Once upon a time, there was a person who didn't like to talk to me, and he died the next day.

12. Life rounds us in order to make us roll further.

13. In fact, we can summarize all problems into two types: one is caused by being hungry without food; the other is caused by being full.

14. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

15. When there is thunder, stand under the big tree and say to God: I want to travel through time too! ! !

16. Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The most dazzling ethnic style of Youyou is the most dazzling ethnic style. 17. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time, she vomited! !

18. 10086 is still good to me. I sent him one text message and he replied 3 messages to me.

19. The mistress cried. Because Xiaosi broke his beautiful life.

20. You pay 60 cents and I pay 60 cents, why should we pay two for one piece?

21. There are always a few people. As soon as the teacher calls them up to answer a question, the whole class laughs. .

22. A lazy person like me still takes the initiative to talk to you every day, which shows how much I love you

23. Mathematics is fire, lighting up the lamp of physics; Physics is a lamp, illuminating the road of chemistry; chemistry is a road, leading to the pit of biology; biology is a pit, burying those who study science

24. It is better to spend money in front of the sun and in the sun.

25. The teacher explained the meaning of handsome on the blackboard. I was puzzled. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror. Suddenly, I understood.

26. I I once had a pair of wings, but instead of flying in the sky, I put them in a pot to stew soup.

27. On a whim, I used my photo as my computer desktop and my computer was infected.

28. What are the two little claws on the giraffe’s head? Some people actually say that it is a deer router and that the zoo’s WiFi relies on it!

29. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on the evening of the 30th and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

30. What’s wrong with my flat chest? You don’t know the stability of our school Is it all because of me?

31. I saw my ex posted a sad message on QQ space, saying that he and his girlfriend broke up, and it was very sad and so on. I went in and liked it.

32. Today, my father bought me two goldfish. One of them drowned in the water. I was very sad.

33. During the exam, I wanted to flip the salted fish over his grandma’s pan, but unexpectedly it stuck to the pan.

34. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so big."

35. If we burn incense for one year, we can meet each other; if we burn incense for three years, we can get to know each other; if we burn incense for ten years, we can cherish each other. Then I will convert to Christianity!

36. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can I trust you to join society?

37. As long as you call me, even in the grave, I will have strength to stand up and follow you.

38. They all say that the mistress is a bitch, but they forget to consider whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

39. If you skillfully use the words "it's none of my business" and "it's none of my business" If you do nothing, you can save 80% of your life.

40. The teacher said: The final exam is coming soon, so if you are in love early, don’t quarrel, so as not to affect your mood; if you are not in love, don’t confess, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.