2. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter, and the shameless charm when smoking!
3. I can't smoke. When I see a beautiful woman coming, I pretend to smoke a cigarette. When someone walks by, I feel dizzy.
4. I smoke and drink. I am free. I also have loneliness that you have never had.
5. Tell me I kiss you when you want to smoke in the future
6. The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.
7. I smoke, but I am cold and want to keep warm.
8. Don't think that brothers are just a bunch of silly boys smoking in the toilet.
9. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.
don't ask me what it's like to smoke, because I'm waiting for someone to persuade me to give up smoking.
11. I just watched it on TV. Smoking is easy to cause cancer. Scared me to death, so hurry up and draw a pressure to calm me down!
12, don't blame men for smoking, don't blame women for drinking, smokers have stories, and drinkers have worries.
13, no wife, no girlfriend, no one to take care of our lives; Want to smoke, want to drink, no one to control our hands; Sleep late, no one bothers us without taking a shower; Big bachelor, little bachelor, free and easy! Happy Singles Day! !
14. That girl is a nuisance. She spends most of her time smoking on the windowsill.
15. Don't smoke for any reason.
16. There is no need to smoke and drink. I want him to feel distressed decadent. I want to eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to make him regret it.
17, smoking and drinking, it is better to think about your girlfriend; Playing cards and online games is better than accompanying your girlfriend; Brothers are nothing, not as good as their girlfriends' love; Work hard, and your girlfriend should love her whole life; This is not a show. I want to do the same with you.
18. I slept in class for a row, but I didn't know anything about exams. My grades were basically in the third place, and I smoked and played cards in the plenary session.
19. Live a good life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't blow cold air and have a good life with her.
2. The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke, cheat or exist.
21. From the moment I learned to smoke, Russia no longer needed anyone to comfort me.
22, I smoke, I drink, I cry, I shake in the middle of the road, I miss you and I want to die
23, does it mean that we are over when my tears flow out
24, no fighting, no drinking and no smoking, which you promised me before.
25. A brother is someone who grabs a cigarette and says it's not good to smoke, but smokes it himself when you are depressed and want to smoke.
26. A man should save money for smoking to buy delicious food for his daughter-in-law.
27. I was smoking in the street. A beggar came to me to borrow a cigarette, and I gave him one. He looked at the sign and gave it back to me.
28. I'm just an ordinary person. I will hurt, shed tears, be moved, pursue and give up. I'm a human being, not a god. I can't bear everything.
29. How can an unlucky person like me, who is not good-looking enough and whose IQ is not high enough, live without optimism? -
3. As a cigarette smoker, he must have three conditions: a cigarette, a lighter and the shameless charm when smoking!
31. How to keep my wife from cheating? Don't let her wash her hair, don't let her make up, teach her to play games, let her indulge in a hopeless dead house, smoke and drink beer, take out food, make instant noodles, eat snacks, and treat her with ups and downs, which makes her suffer. Then I have to cheat! ! !
32. Save the money for smoking to buy candy for my daughter-in-law ...
33. We are not bad people but rebellious.
34. Men who smoke, one is to hide their looks, and the other is to hide their emotions.
35. In order to make my husband quit smoking, I bought him melon seeds, preserved fruits and potato chips. Seeing fewer and fewer snacks, I asked my husband how the effect was. He said: smoking while eating snacks really feels much better than dry smoking.
36, don't drink, don't smoke, don't blow cold air and have a good time with her.
37. Don't think that smoking and drinking represent maturity. In fact, many people are disgusted with smoking and drinking.
38. I have a group of girlfriends who drink, smoke and fight, but that doesn't mean they are not good. ]
39. Boys have cigarettes to relieve their fatigue, boys have alcohol to anesthetize them when they are worried, and girls? Smoking is not serious, and drinking is too much. All they have is tears.
4. I can't help but want to smoke when I think that the motherland is not reunified ...
41. I don't know if I have a crush. I can't believe I'm willing to stop swearing and pretend to be beautiful without smoking or drinking.
42. Mom said: smoking is good for your health, you can practice your mind, shake your head without worrying, practice your hands and feet in fighting, and practice long-distance running in robbery.
43. smoke when your heart is cold. if one cigarette is not enough, then one pack.
44. Women who don't smoke have no past, and women who don't use perfume have no future!
45. I don't wear makeup because I can't. I don't smoke because it's a man's privilege.
46. I want to smoke one pack, two packs or many packs until I have exhausted all my thoughts and love for you.
47. My boyfriend doesn't smoke or drink.
48. As a woman, you can forget it if you don't smoke or drink. What's the point of living if you are still lustful!
49. Girls who smoke, drink and have tattoos all have a story they don't want to tell.