First, romantic self-appreciation, frequently suggesting that all aspects of their conditions are excellent. He likes you like a hot pie falling from the sky, which makes you afraid to speak. Then, my reaction was: Yu Nan Renye Fang doesn't like spaghetti.
Second, riding a donkey to find a horse-there will always be a girl who loves me deeply but I am not too tempted, and will always continue to look for true love.
Third, belittle my ex-girlfriend, or proudly claim that my first lover committed suicide for me.
Fourth, smugly report the monthly salary, how much is a shirt, where to go skiing at Christmas, just joined a super noble invincible golf club, and plans to build an ice bank in Panyi Oilfield in the Middle East and Alaska next month ... My friend Miss Chen's reaction is: Shut up! Go to the theater (they are in the small theater)! Go by yourself-if you dare to explain that you built an aircraft carrier in 2008, I will immediately call the police and say that you are a rogue!
5. Driving in rainy days, regardless of women and children struggling to walk on the roadside, do not slow down, do not detour, do not wave to pedestrians to pass first, and do not splash mud and soup on people.
6. Shoe your shoes with hotel curtains or towels, and turn off the lights, TV, computer and faucet when you leave-it is said that such a person is not worthy of listing because of his poor performance, but a famous CEO I interviewed not long ago, whose photo was on the cover of several women's magazines, has this style.
7. I can't remember my parents' phone number, but I still pick up the phone and ask in the tone of an uncle or diplomat, "What's for dinner tonight?"
Eight, call you baby when I see you.
Nine, see you for 30 minutes and boast that your legs are the sexiest legs he has ever seen in his life, er, no, two. Friend cher's answer: I have seen you too few times. And suggested that he buy a bucket of draft beer and spend a good day squatting at the roadside traffic lights in dog days to avoid being rare, strange and embarrassed.
Ten, gossip His office is full of girls with too thick waist, cross-eyed girls, girls who say that they have poor taste, girls who always buy clothes at stalls, girls who seem to have an unusual relationship with their bosses, and girls who take a week off for no reason and don't know whether to have an abortion. ...
1 1. Steal manuscript paper from the office and go home.
Twelve, fewer people have more ambitions, and horses are thin and hairy. When drinking, he lamented that life was boring, talents were not met, and there were too few good women. The director gave him little shoes to wear.
Thirteen, after thirty, I'm still a cowboy with pigtails and patches, a young artist.
Fourteen, posing as contemporary Jia Baoyu or young Li Ka-shing or middle-aged F4.
Fifteen, tell you that he likes you, his wife doesn't understand him ... Yes, if she does, it is arsenic in your old soybean milk.
Sixteen, tell you that he likes you, but he can't divorce because of the children or the house, so he wants to be the best, best, best friend with you all his life-don't talk nonsense, just slap him.
Seventeen, the condom fell out of the wallet!
18. Q: How much do you earn a month? How can you afford a four-bedroom and two-bedroom downtown at such a young age? Is it an installment plan? Believe me, his ex-girlfriend probably worked as an escort. After marriage, he will follow you to work and call your clients anonymously.
Nineteen, borrow money from you.
Twenty, too late.
Twenty-one, the mobile phone is turned off frequently, irregularly and without reason-except for civil aviation pilots.
Every time I answer the phone, I immediately signal you to be quiet, or sneak into the bathroom and close the door behind you.
Twenty-three, there are more toiletries in the bathroom than you-if you can't get into the bathroom, there will be too much perfume. The wet mousse on your head looks like Reservoir Dogs, and the tie is as bright as a waiter at a carnival. In summer, you wear a white shirt and stick a breast enhancement sticker. Young people from Chinese mainland will talk like Hong Kong and Taiwan people: "We male monks like to climb three times."
Twenty-four, wearing a fake brand name, complacent; Or wear a real brand and be complacent.
25. He can't change fuses and tires, but he claims that his secretary and driver can change them-accusing you of not being a man-han banquet, but his mother will.
Twenty-six, I am no longer a middle school student, but I want to be with you AA. Are you willing to have a baby in October and do laundry and cooking for 50 years for such a person? )
27. Pick your teeth with your fingers at the dining table and smoke openly in non-smoking places.
Twenty-eight, after a late-night date, I asked you if you could take a ride home alone-and he didn't have appendicitis, his mother was critically ill in the hospital and his company building was on fire.
Twenty-nine, seemingly unintentionally, I asked you obliquely, what would you do if your husband was found to have an affair and a one-night stand after marriage-"But he still loves you and will come back"-throw a small silver spoon into the ice cream tray, bend over and stare at his small eyes, and say in a low voice with a smile, "castrate him."
The same question (such as where did you go to kindergarten? Ask you three times, or ask the next question without waiting for an answer-he doesn't really want to know at all, so you don't have to answer well at all (tell him: Trinity College).
To paraphrase a lyric of Tao Zi-ten men, seven stupid and eight stupid and nine bad, and one person that everyone loves. Sisters jump out and love him even if they cheat him with sweet words. Never let him leave again!