I am a humorous fat man, but I know that being fat is a fact. As a fat man, I can tell you responsibly that being fat is not my own fault, but among all the self-mutilation of fat people, eating is the least worthy of sympathy. And when a fat man thinks he can choose to go to the gym to get a card to solve all this, this behavior is like putting money into a merit box: make a wish.
What is a fat man? Fat people mean that every family has a hard time chanting. Fat people don't say chanting, but they sweat after walking a few more steps. However, after so many years of being fat and wishing for so many years, the sweat and tears on the treadmill flooded, but the years never smoothed my edges and corners, just filled some fat in the gaps between my edges and corners.
There used to be a popular saying: "You walked into my heart when you were thin, but you couldn't get out when you were fat." What a romantic love story, much like love.
So I told this sentence to my best friend yesterday. He gave me a white look and said, "Stop eating. Look at you. Now no matter which girl you want to walk into, she will have a myocardial infarction. "
I'm so fat that I can't find a girlfriend at this age. what can I do? I asked a friend with good literary talent to help me write a short article about online dating:
"I am a fat man, but I am very gentle. These days, women like to show their meat. The more they show, the more popular they are. The sooner they show it, the sooner they can take off the order. And I am a fat man with nothing but meat, so I don't show my meat, I simply sell my feelings. Maybe because I have an interesting skin, I have many advantages. For example, I can drive a Ferrari with one hand, and I am caring. At ordinary times, the family keeps some defeated animals such as Tmall, Land Rover, BMW and Bentley. I want to find a girlfriend to manage these defeated animals together in the near future. It's best to take care of me by the way, so that every time I finish eating, someone will wash the dishes, clean up the garbage in time, and mop the floor on time, otherwise she will scold me. "
I thought that my friend's essay full of copper smell and capitalist flavor would be spurned, attacked and cursed by keyboard man by netizens. I never expected that because of this passage, I would soon have a girlfriend, but I was a little grumpy. If I don't wash the dishes, take out the garbage and mop the floor on time, she will scold me. If I am violent, she may break my bones.
The love that was so easy to get is not necessarily very happy. I just got rid of being single for a long time and thought I got the life I wanted. It's only been a short week, and I want to be a fat single person with an interesting soul.
Finally, in order to let my girlfriend know that fat people have dignity, and that I am a talented fat person, I once risked my life to talk back to her, and they fell into a cold war. I cann't believe she called me fat again. I replied to her with a gold digger and scolded her for more than two hours. We all laughed and somehow made up. But just then, several small white butterflies flew from the balcony, and one of them was very active. One minute she plays this, and the other flies to find the other. My girlfriend can't help it. She raised her slipper, knocked it down, and said to it, "You are so fat, so wavy, you love rat!"
Break up … must break up … I broke up with her that day.
Since I left my girlfriend, I began to exercise, plan my diet every day and follow the doctor's advice. Two years later, I took over several companies of my father, who is also a teenager who just joined the ranks of white-collar workers in first-tier cities. I just want to think about my old days with my ex-girlfriend and look at myself now. I am very grateful to her. After all, no one has ever been fat, but a New Year's greeting bitch is still willing to accept that she is fat. This is an unforgettable love that reminds me of it and changes my next life.
It turns out that I am also a fat man, because I really love to lose weight successfully, and it is also a poisoned chicken soup.