Chatting uses small routines. Boys are very skillful in chasing girls. Some of these routines will make some girls like it very much, because many girls like boys to tell little love stories. Let's share some tips for chatting with you. Let's have a look.

Chatting takes advantage of small routines 1 1 "Do you think boys are not girls who paint their nails?"

"Of course, Mom."

"Ah, my lovely daughter."

2. "Tell me, are you my best friend?"

"Sure, what can I do for you?"

No, people say that dogs are man's best friends.

"Really ... looking for a fight?"

3. "Ask me if I am a bunny."

"Are you a rabbit?"

"Well, I am. You asked me again if I was a sika deer? "

"Are you a sika deer?"

"You idiot! ! ! I am a rabbit! "

4. "Do you run fast?"

"Ok, just so-so."

"Well, then I should catch up with you."

5. "Would you like to be my sun?"

"I am willing to ..."

"Would you please keep a distance of 92,955,887 kilometers from me?"

6. "Do you know why Superman can fly steadily?"

"why"

"Because he is wearing briefs, the triangle is very stable."

7. "Have you been following the drama recently?"

"No, I have other things to catch up with."

"What?"

You!'

8. "Don't believe what men say."

"Like what?"

"For example ... I don't like you!"

9. "Let me ask you a question. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Who won? "

"Nonsense, rabbit!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha, you are the referee, are you a pig!"

10, "Let me ask you a question. Do you like playing with water?"

"Yes, playing with water is the best in summer."

"Then go and wash the dishes."

1 1, "Ask you a question, and you can only answer whether I know or not."

"Well, ask."

"Does your family know that you are a pig?"

12, "I drank a bottle of milk and forgot about you"

"What milk is poisonous?"

"No, forget the baby's milk, hahahaha."

Chat takes advantage of small routine 2 1. Girl: What are you doing?

Boy: Wow ~ I just happened to dream of a beautiful woman, but you woke me up in ........................................... I hate you! You pay me!

2. Boy: I found you an 1 advantage?

Girl: What are the advantages?

Boy: Give me a compliment and I'll tell you!

Girl: You are very handsome.

Boy: I said, I think there is nothing wrong with people. One of the great advantages of this child is honesty!

3. Boy: Do you know what animals like to ask why?

Girl: I don't know What?

Boy: Little sow.

Girl: Why?

Boy: Give me a kiss and I'll tell you.

Many brothers and sisters don't respond well when chatting. This is because your chat doesn't arouse the interest of girls, which makes girls feel bored chatting with you, and will slowly not reply to you or even hack you. I've had this situation before. Later, I found a mysterious little program called Silly Boy on WeChat. Whenever I chat with a girl, I open this little program, put the girl's words in, and it automatically tells me how to reply to the girl. There are also many chat cases and tutorials to learn. Chatting with girls now, many of them have been taken home, you know.

4. Don't touch me. It's sexual assault. I want to call the police, but you look very likable. I am humbled to let you touch it, but I warned you three times not to seduce me with your beautiful eyes. I am the best slut among our famous gentlemen.

That idiot stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb girl shouted and became deaf. When the camel is in crisis, the lame man takes off his high heels. The wanted criminal wants to drag him to the police station. Asako said, look at my feelings, forget it.

6, 1 The king wants to make friends with the little princess, put an iPhone on her head, and whoever shoots will always have a chance to marry the little princess. The first man patted the iPhone, and she said, "I'm Robin." The next man also took an iPhone, and she said, "I'm Hou Yi." The third man accidentally shot the little princess. She said, "I'm sorry. ...

7. Ghost: Creator, I want to be reincarnated, reincarnated like an angel, covered with snow and with two wings, but I still want to suck blood on the body. Creator: Then you will be reincarnated as Bao Shu.

8. Boy: There were many passengers today, but I met a beautiful woman in a congested car! She even talked to me!

Girl: What is she saying to you?

Boy: Leave me alone!

9. Couples go shopping together. Girlfriend: Hey, my feet are so sore. Boyfriend is very anxious: What's the matter? Have you ever touched a green lemon?

10 I think, in my heart, you are already a perfect person. Do you know which two kinds of beauty you lack? External beauty and internal beauty, hahaha kidding, you are perfect! ! !

1 1. Many girls like to say: yuck ... At this time, you can say: What are the differences between women in foreign women and China when expressing their feelings? You got it? Foreign women wants to say: I like you. Women in China will say: yuck.

12. Just after the wolf broke up, he passed a small house while looking for food. He heard a boy lecturing his children: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves!"! The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf sobbed and said, young man, young men are all liar companies! ! !