1. He is so handsome that he can trawl the Internet quickly.

2. Don’t get used to pretending to be someone else!

3. Being handsome is God’s will, and being cool is man-made.

4. The brain cells begin to rebel and lose control

5. The mood of going to school is heavier than visiting the grave!

6. The party needs me to be handsome, can I not be handsome?

7. The mountains have no edges, the sky and the earth are harmonious, and you dare not be handsome

8. You are so handsome that you want to be disfigured, but you are so handsome that you dare not go out on the street...

10. Use a kitchen knife to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way!

11. He is a pretty good person. He has no shortcomings except that he is handsome!

12. Don’t cry in front of Grandpa’s grave, as it will ruin Grandpa’s reincarnation path!

13. Hey. Why haven’t I met anyone handsomer than me?

14. No matter how personalized your signature is, you can’t express the sadness in my brother’s heart!

15. My story is purely fictitious. If it goes online, it will be pure hell!

16. Friendly reminder: If the user’s signature is too personalized, the system will automatically block it.

17. Don’t just set up a stall in your sister’s heart and call her a city-governer!

18. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and lose control.

19. I am so handsome that I alarmed the Party Central Committee. Even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

20. When you see yourself, you will find some people!

21. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome, but it’s your fault that you like me.

22. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he dare not go out on the street. What are some funny sentences about narcissism?

23. Don’t challenge your sister’s black skills with the speed of throwing videos!

24. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not make you cry like me.

25. A certain three-sentence suicide note, lsquo;Tui Shao Gaidian. Stressful. No more. rsquo;

26. If you are the HR manager, the first thing you should do is to promote yourself to be the boss!

27. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess.

28. If you hear that people are ugly, you should read more. No wonder my mother said that I was not reading material since I was a child.

29. My brother doesn’t want to say he is handsome because he doesn’t want to say the same thing to people around the world!

30. He was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local government reported to the central government, and the central government negotiated urgently and awarded the medal to the most handsome man!

31. Don’t give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are jealous. The weather is nice today and it is a good day to go out and show your handsomeness.

32. From now on, I hope that I can slowly become ugly, otherwise I will be sent away by a female nymphomaniac, I'm afraid.

33. I am setting a new world record every day, that is---maintaining the record of being the most handsome in the world.

34. The kind of person who talks super funny, has a good temper, is considerate and gentle is really impeccable, like me.

35. Don’t click on the video. You think it’s your TV and someone will come out if you click on it. .Come to me if you have anything to do, and come to me if you have nothing to do.

36. Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are getting more and more good-looking.

37. Don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. In the spring, I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn, I harvested a bunch of men.

38. I have always been worried about one thing: If there is no me in the world, how can others live? I am really angry... 39. Idealism says: I Say you are handsome, you are handsome. Materialism says: Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome. In short, in one word---very handsome.

40. Coco Lee chased me three streets. After meeting me yesterday, she immediately announced that she would retire from the entertainment industry in January. ! In addition, because I am so handsome...

41. I am handsome in appearance, with pretty features, and a star style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO handsome guy system certification. Tips; signature Beauty deserves attention.

42. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a crime; if being cool is wrong, then I will make mistakes again and again; if I am smart, I will be punished and I will not be cut. Hurt?

43. When I walked to the street for the second time, another group of beauties stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I remember the last class, nodded and said: I am handsome. They beat me again, scolding me for being too modest.

44. Once I walked to the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: Are you handsome? I said: I am not handsome. The response was five hot finger prints, and then they all came up to beat me, scolding me for being hypocritical while beating me.

45. Because I am too handsome, I want to commit suicide, but all the girls beg me: you are really handsome, life is your courage, handsome is not your original intention, but God his old man Must see how beautiful the world is.

46. The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to die heroically for his unhandsomeness. The mark of a handsome man is his willingness to live humbled by his handsomeness. So I still live strong for my handsomeness.

47. A girl who met me once said to me: If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you; if there are only three minutes left in the world, you should give I see you in your most handsome shape; if there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you---you are so handsome.

48. One day, the celebrities asked me to go out to play. Suddenly, a tiger emerged from the woods. If Tiger doesn't chase others, he will chase Andy Lau. Andy Lau is gone. When Tiger turned around, he saw that I was handsome and cool, so Tiger stepped forward and pressed me, and said with a smile: Baby, don't think that I won't recognize you now that you've become more handsome.

49. When I walked to the street for the third time, another group of beauties surrounded me and asked me: Are you handsome? Thinking back to the first two tides, I didn’t respond. As soon as I turned around, I wanted to leave. Unexpectedly, they frantically waved their handbags at me. Among them, the flat girl who worked the hardest also cursed loudly. Your boy is too handsome to look like this.

50. There is another girl standing at the door of the classroom every morning, looking at me obsessedly, murmuring: There is no desert in the world, but every time I see your handsome appearance, the sky will A grain of sand falls and from then on there is the Sahara. This is true every day. One day I was really bored and asked myself: Where did the other deserts come from? Oh, that's because you think there are too many beautiful girls...