After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.
4. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
6. I want to lose weight, but I am destined to be obese.
7. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.
8. It would be nice if the weight could be more than 100 minus 20.
9. Mom's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!
10. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but I seized it.
1 1. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
12. Losing weight is a topic of life that you will think of only when you are full.
13. When you are so fat, one leg can't support the other. My legs are tired.
14. Fat Last year's skirt was too tight this year, and today's appetite is less than yesterday's.
15. If you sell me by the catty, I can still maintain Wang Sicong.
16. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. How can you control your life if you can't even control your body?
17. I can afford to play, and I'm not so picky as a thin man. I don't eat this or do that;
18. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
19. The camera angle is really important. I accidentally shot myself short and fat.
20. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.
I find myself getting fat these days. Humor Copy Part II 2 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
22. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, leaving me so energetic.
23. A fat man is fatter than others.
24. Other people's bodies are all measured by three measurements, so you just need to report the diameter.
25. No matter whether the thin man says he is fat or thin, the fat man will feel that the thin man is showing off.
26. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.
27. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to weigh.
28. Recently, my appetite has greatly increased. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.
29. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.
30. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took them.
3 1. As long as I am in a bad mood, I will eat cakes, chocolates, fried chicken, hot pot, and things that will make me fat at night, so that I will feel better.
32. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.
When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …
34. If I'm thin, I can't get fat if I eat five meals a day. Now I have gained weight. Eating only one meal a day is too difficult for me to lose weight.
35. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.
36. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.
37. Carry a big bag for me and buy a bunch of delicious food for her to put back. I still feel fat, so I reflect.
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
39. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
40. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
I find myself getting fat these days. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.
42. The world is so big, I just want a stable and fat relationship.
Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
44. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .
45. People lost weight during a holiday. I want to try the feeling that there is no food at home, so I won't worry about losing weight.
46. Obesity is breathing pain, rolling back and forth on you.
47. I was too thin last year. I thought I was fat. No one can stop me if I am not pleasing to the eye.
48. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
49. I'm not fat, I'm cute.
50. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
5 1. Every holiday, you will gain three kilograms. Take a closer look at three kilograms. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.
52. It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.
53. A big chest is just a fig leaf for a fat man, and a thin leg is just a flat-chested fig.
54. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.
He said that the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.
56. I accidentally gained another catty, and I will start eating grass next week. Look, everything is ready.
57. I always take my life buoy with me when I swim in the sea. ...
58. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
59. Invite me to dinner when you miss me, and I'll come right away.
60. Women are ugly and have no virtue. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
Excerpts from humorous copywriting in which friends circle said they were fat (60 sentences)
The humorous copywriter in the circle of friends said that he was fat-1. Pang Kuang is really fat, rolling towards Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a line, thin and low.
I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!
3. Being slightly fat is the best figure. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself feel thin.
I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.
In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.
6. I have gained weight since I went to work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.
I have gained a few pounds recently, so I must avoid eating salad in winter. It's really sad
8. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?
9. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
10. plump and bejeweled, you are not fat, but beautiful.
1 1. Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? How can you gain weight today!
Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?
13. Look at you, plump and charming, with fine eyes and phoenix eyes. You are so beautiful.
14. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it became shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.
15. My beauty is not worthy.
16. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.
17. It's such a cold day this year, but I actually feel fine. Maybe I'm getting fat, fat.
18. I want to lose weight, but I am destined to be obese.
19. After soaking in hot springs, it's time to go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks again, and flying around on the way to gaining weight is gone forever.
20. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?
Friends circle humorous copy 2: 2 1. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.
22. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.
23. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.
24. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.
25. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
26. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.
27. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart, Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.
If you eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.
29. After looking at the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight. Now he is wearing a huge fat figure of/kloc-0.06 kg, and colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.
30. I am already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn back.
3 1. For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.
32. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
33. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.
34. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.
35. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
36. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
37. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.
38. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
39. I'm getting fat. Last year's skirt was too tight this year. I ate less today than yesterday.
40. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.
Friends circle humorous copy 3 4 1. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".
42. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.
43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!
44. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
45. While eating, while eating, I feel my face is fat.
46. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
47. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
48. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.
49. If you sell me by the catty, I can defend Wang Sicong.
50. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.
5 1. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.
No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
53. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.
Recently, many friends said I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
55. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the fat people. However, I have gained weight again.
56. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.
57. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.
58. Shut up and take your leg! If you can't control your mouth, what else can you control?
59. Yes, I am fatter than before, but my heart is wider. Now I've let go of all the things I couldn't let go of before.
60. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you at this moment.
Humorous copy of drinking milk tea and gaining weight in summer is funny (60 sentences)
Drinking milk tea and gaining weight in summer is a humorous copy. 1. It's too easy to gain weight in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.
2. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now, and I hate it in my spare time.
Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?
If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!
Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.
If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. This is not fat, it is thick!
7. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
8. I've had a good time recently. It's good to be carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on, work out!
9. Fatso's helplessness: a glimpse of the shirt.
10. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .
1 1. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.
12. Xiao Da, who says she is not fat but has a fat face, is really cute and wants to bite MengMeng's bread face.
13. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.
14. The beautiful clavicle is the same, and the interesting stomach jumps.
15. The woman is ugly and doesn't speak well. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
16. Losing weight is a topic of life that you will think of when you are full.
17. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?
18. Give me back my collarbone and my increasingly fat legs.
19. With such a little distance, I can roll over soon.
20. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.
Humorous copy of drinking milk tea to gain weight in summer 2 2 1. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.
22. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.
23. Intentional weight loss is doomed to obesity.
24. I told myself that I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?
25. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.
26. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.
28. No matter how slow you run, you are always faster than those sitting on the sofa.
29. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.
30. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
3 1. For a piece of fat paper, looking back and smiling won't happen. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.
32. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.
33. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!
34. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.
35. It would be nice if the weight could exceed 100 minus 20.
36. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.
37. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.
38. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!
39. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.
40. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.
It's funny to gain weight by drinking milk tea in summer. Part III: 4 1. Fat people have only two ways, either fat or hungry. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?
42. Winter is a season of getting fat carelessly, which has reached a record high.
43. Sometimes I feel that everything is boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.
44. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
45. I feel fat during the day, and I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!
46. If you sell me by the catty, I can defend Wang Sicong.
47. Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?
49. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.
50. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.
5 1. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.
52. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.
53. I feel fat now, eating more and more is completely out of control, and I can eat whatever I want!
54. This year's achievement, I gained 20 pounds and my stomach swelled, which unlocked the greasy middle-aged man in advance.
55. Cherish the dog's childhood, and it will grow big and fat if you are not careful.
56. Your clothes have shrunk a little.
57. Is it easy for my mother to make me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.
58. Maybe I am too fat and occupy too many positions, so I can't always appear in your heart.
59. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.
60. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.
I get a tan these days. Beautiful sentences are interesting. Talking about collection (40 sentences)
I get a tan these days. Beautiful sentences are interesting. (Part I) 1. Admit that I got a tan in the summer vacation.
Don't let me see your white teeth, or I'll expose your teeth to the sun!
3. I got another 8 degrees tan.
Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!
5. My teeth are so white.
6. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.
7. The sun dotes on me. I'm afraid I don't have to bask in a few degrees when sitting in my seat.
8. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.
9. If you get a tan, you can't be an idiot.
10. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!
1 1. Recent status: getting tanned and getting fat. Qi Fei, I want to be strong ~ ~ ~ Do I need to practice?
12. Don't worry about sunbathing. Maybe if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot
13. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I threw a garbage downstairs, sprayed it with an umbrella, and still got a tan. How should I struggle this year?
14. I am not a sentimental person. I'm never afraid of tanning, but I'm afraid of sunburn. I think my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!
15. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.
16. Walking with foreigners, they asked me which country in Africa I came from in English.
17. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............
18. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.
19. I saw you in the sun that day. You are so uncomfortable. I asked what you were doing. You smiled mysteriously and said, "Keep your voice down. No one will call me an idiot when I get tanned! " "
20. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent moon spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.
I have a beautiful tan these days. Interesting talk (2)1. A day trip to Bijiashan, the sun is shining, and my eyebrows are washed away by sweat. Only the place where I wear my watch is not tanned, and my skin hurts.
22. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.
23. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!
24. You can only see my eyes at night.
25. Give you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!
26. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...
27. I get a tan to protect you secretly.
28. When you go to the countryside, you will get a tan.
29. This summer is doomed to be tanned.
30. Good cover. I guess straight men don't wear sunscreen to avoid tanning.
3 1. Everyone else is sunbathing, sunbathing, sunbathing, I am better. On this sunny day? Get sunburned
That's why I get a tan.
33. It's fun to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I gained weight after tanning.
34. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?
The sun asked you to tan your parents' hair for me.
36. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.
37. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...
38. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.
39. I finally got sunburned on the first day of August, and it was eight degrees black visually.
40. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.